Wyclef Jean Wants To Babysit Brad & Angelina’s Twins

Good to see a new thread but it is hidden

I want to babysit the babies too!!!….
Thanks JJ for the new thread

Where is everyone I just posted a good afternoon that disappeared
Thanks for the thread jared

where are Brad’s families?I mean seriously?shouldn’t they come to visit their kids as well?

I thought you claimed they were there even before babies were born.but there was/is no visitation from them.isn’t it weird?

Angie’s bro has visited them ands her at least twice and has been there before the birth.this calls support.I really start to think Angie is not that much good with his family,and she doesn’t want them around her kids.

I’m pretty excited about seeing the babies first pictures. The ones from Shiloh were so sweet.

I love babies - =)

is so nice to see their friends wishing them best of luck

have you jp’s fans see this?this is from Jen’s thread to you who are complaining about her outfit.

Katie @ 07/17/2008 at 12:09 pm hey Jill!!so are we talking about doing things according to your age?

what about situation and relationship?

what about a mother of 4 going out with her BG and kids and her nanny daddy wearing a short and a blouse which flaws with wind and acctually showed everything except her nipple.

and what about a mother of 4 doing movies which in them she is showing her boobies and butt not only to cast and crew but also to Men to enjoy it,and will do it whenever she gets desperate.

and what about a mother of 4 expecting babbies and she is showing half of her boobies except nipples in every single premieres and events she goes to show,wow look at me I’ve got watermelone.and she enjoys it when men look at them(boobies) in front of her baby daddy?

can’t remember Jen had done this kind of movie and wore this kind of dresses when she was with Brad.so can we choose a name for that woman who obviously wants to please every single man out there in front of her baby sperm donor?

Congratd again to them. I hope the babies get to grow fast and healthy and the family to get the kids enjoy in a private environment with their relatives (we surely we won’t know all their relaitves’ comings and goings)

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts

How did i know that people would attack her for someone elses comment. Most mum’s are great with their kids why may i ask is wrong with it being said.

He’s great

I’m sure he does wants to babysit them for the cash! lol

Hi Bailey

Everyone who meets her loves her

I can only imagine the WHO’S WHO roster of people lining up to Congratulate Brad & Angie! :-)
We already know Angie is friends with the royal from Monacco (what’s his name, Albert I think?) ….plus all the big HW names…musicians, politicans, humanitarians, philanthropists…PHEW!
The only time I can remember when so many powerful people made a big fuss over a baby being born was when Prince William was born to Princess Di & Prince Charles!
And in the middle of it all, four little kids probably more than ready and willing to welcome their new brother and sister home!

God, keep blessing and watching over the Jolie-Pitt family.

yay!!!! good to see new thread and new pic of this famly.

The whole world is wants to see the babies. What every mag gets them for the cover I’m buying it.

thanks for the new thread

http://www.incentria.com/index.php?ref=nikomilinko

anoble @ 07/17/2008 at 2:20 pm Yes @ 07/17/2008 at 2:15 pm
Hello MF, anoble, angel, briseis, alox and all

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Hey girlie, how have you been? How’s Londontown?

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Hey :)

Its been a great summer so far :) just loving the weather.
How are you and the family?? Sophie?? ;)

36 :lol: :lol: ofcourse she said that :lol: :lol:

i don’t get what jens comment means, she hope they are beautiful, (the twins) don’t want them to be unhappy with the kids, if i am quoting her right, that’s weired, is it just me?

Wtf She hopes They are beautiful? So Brad and Angie won’t be happy.. Oh My.. :lol:
No Parent would ever be unhappy with Their own Kids..
God She’s superficial…!

sonia @ 07/17/2008 at 2:58 pm i don’t get what jens comment means, she hope they are beautiful, (the twins) don’t want them to be unhappy with the kids, if i am quoting her right, that’s weired, is it just me?
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That’s as shallow and superficial as she can get for her to say that. I know it’s probably made up because it’s a rag, but they’re not doing anything to improve X’s image by saying she said that, LOL. Because what? If the babies aren’t drop-dead gorgeous Angie will be disappointed and put them out with the trash? Please! What a stupid thing for her to say.

Thank You Jared for the New Thread…
Love Wyclef….!

Yes @ 07/17/2008 at 2:47 pm
Hey

Its been a great summer so far just loving the weather.
How are you and the family?? Sophie??

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I am glad you are enjoying your summer - are you taking classes right now? Everyone is good in Ohio - the noble girl is coming home tonight so I am looking forward to that. Sophie is great - I don’t think anything beats a dog’s life - she is stretched out on the sofa in the air conditioning, what more could you ask for. :D

I am waiting for the pictures :O)

OMG! btich @ 07/17/2008 at 2:39 pm
Jennifer Aniston couldn’t be happier for her ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

“She hopes the twins are beautiful,” a pal of the actress, 39, tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on stands now.

“She’d never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids,” the friend adds
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Probably, Aniston is speaking from her own experience with her mom. IIRC, she got offended and hurt when her mother told her she was not that pretty.

this thread is very slow.

jolie-pitt family is really big news, more than any Hollywood story right now, because every thing else seems shallow to talk about in comparison.

hello, senior,bailey,anoble,yes,felinelilly,thelookoflove and all other fans on board.

good day all, later.

anna @ 07/17/2008 at 3:26 pm

THEY NEED TO ADOPT A BLACK CHILD NOW. POOR Z.
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You should really take a moment, sit down, and really think about what you just wrote.

vickifromtexas @ 07/17/2008 at 3:25 pm
Hiya ladyV :)
hOW are you??
Hope its all good :D :D
http://www.commentsarchive.com/hugs/hugs_comment_graphic_05.jpg

anna @ 07/17/2008 at 3:26 pm

THEY NEED TO ADOPT A BLACK CHILD NOW. POOR Z.

i agree

Yes @ 07/17/2008 at 3:31 pm
glad to hear you are having a break - I didn’t take any classes this summer either. Needed a break.
Thanks for the hug and right back at ya. :)

Hi Jolie Pitt fans.

Last night I watched one of the entertainment news and they showed paparazzi on rooftops and even some climbing into an airconditioning vent! Hopefully Angelina and twins will get out of the hospital undetected.

One thing about JJ’s - there are some serious film buffs who post here. I never knew that Brad had turned down the Matrix, Spider Man and Bourne (good choice, Brad). In my view Brad has such a screen presence that with the type of special effects they had in the Matrix and Spider Man, it would have been just too much. I’d much rather see Brad in films where his natural charisma are the only special effects needed - like Rusty and, sigh, LOTF.

I like Matt Damon in Bourne because he looks so ordinary - a believable agent who can blend into the crowd.

I love the roles Brad has chosen and agree it shows fearlessness and a real love of craft. His performance in Twelve Monkeys still makes me laugh when I remember him running around the asylum creating havoc.

I don’t know much about Tarantino or Weinstein (although I find that tidbit from PT very interesting). Thank goodness he’s got Angelina and his family now. He’s paid his dues in the love department like most of us!

Thanks for this information JJ. I would love to babysit for them too.

The one who wrote “the mother of 4…blah, blah, blah who shows her ….” Please no more competition. Angie wears whatever is comfortable for her. She does not need to attract other men or women. Men/women are alredy attracted to her. And yes, she can also
wear a pair of shorts. The paps follow them around 24/7. Angie (a mother of 4 plus 2) wears whatever she wants. Paps invaded their privacy at the pool at Bono’s place or wherever they go.

77,thanks for the info,nice to see the jolie pitt foundation doing their thing

Domestic: $117,018,600

Wanted is approaching $120 million.

sonia @ 07/17/2008 at 2:58 pm i don’t get what jens comment means, she hope they are beautiful, (the twins) don’t want them to be unhappy with the kids, if i am quoting her right, that’s weired, is it just me?

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No it’s totally hers !

Jen has issue with body image, beauty and mother-daughter relationship based on that.

I often had the feelings that she feared her child to be born ugly and is scared to reproduce the same type of reletionship she had with her mother.

She feared that child she never dare to have turn out to be a reflection of her image issue.

She can desguise and enhance herself through make-up and plastic surgery which gives her the illusion to be beautiful without give you the confidence to FEEL that way…but a child has not that option.

She is really obsessed with looks. If she ever consider becoming a mum, I am convinced that she will go through adoption to make sure to have a nice looking baby.

#81: hello, vicki…hug back to you. How’s the mom?

Waving to the other gals on the thread (you know who you are!). Have to pop in and out so sometimes I miss posts and forget to post greetings to you guys… you are all so fun to read. Just love it when I see you guys posting and chatting with each other.

testing, nice family

X has a face that only a mother can love, and even that was not the case with her. Her mother said that x is not pretty. X disowned her mother after she said that. Up to this moment, she has not forgiven her mother. So if she really did say that she hopes the twins are beautiful, then she must really be projecting what she really feels.

Here’s the beauty.

http://i31.tinypic.com/a3ow9f.jpg

waving to Felinelilly, the real tita, vickifromtexas, Neleh, yes.

bbl - having a helluva time posting. check back later.

tita, my mom is really having a hard time this week. she is staying in her robe, keeping the draped closed and just not doing well. i know it will pass, i just wish i could do more. thank you for asking.
i hope you are having a great day.

hello neleh. hugs.

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts! God Bless Vivienne and Knox! God Bless Wyclef! God Bless Michael Kelly! Their friends are so amazing and say such awesome things about them! What beautiful people!

i dont remember seeing these pix of Madd leaving the hospital?
he’s such a cutie…
were they posted?

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vickifromtexas @ 07/17/2008 at 4:42 pm

hiya vicki :)
I’m wonderful thank you…hope you are having a nice week so far…
XoXo

It amazes me that people are assuming that the US Magazine quote supposedly from a PAL of Aniston is true. They can’t even quote the woman, they’re quoting some non-existent PAL. There are 2 quotes in a pieced together article of old news. Those quotes, if made by Aniston ( I doubt that) probably were not related. The Tabs are notorious for using pieces of different articles and putting it together as one. They will lift a ‘quote’ from on article and slip into another without a blink of an eye.

I further don’t understand why people keep calling her ugly. She may not have perfect facial features, but she is not ugly. I don’t know why people are trying to make her the devil incarnate. Because some of her over zealous fans? What they say and the lies SOME of her fans tell is not the same as the words coming from Aniston’s mouth.Yet she is condemn by them just the same. If you don’t like someone, I can understand that, but the things that get said sometimes on BOTH sides go beyond dislike.

As far as Aniston and Jolie-Pitt fans are concerned these celebrities are different sides of the same coin. Neither side can do right in the other’s eyes. That just doesn’t make sense.

I was just thinking lately how painful it must have been for Angelina when she adopted Maddox and Billy Bob Thorton had just left her. I remember she was totally infatuated with him. It must have killed her to see him have a baby with another woman later on. She must have been suffering a little inside. No matter what, it still stings.

People don’t know what one endures in order to find true happiness. I am so happy for Angelina. I hope that all of her dreams have come true and many more to come.

Aren’t you guys a little obsessed? It’s not as though Brangelina actually give a rat’s behind that you exist and you’re never going to meet them anyway. Why not focus on your own kids?

Jaye I agree with you I think Jen is pretty! Maybe not in a drop dead angelina gorgeous way, but in a very girl next door way. i dont get why everyone hates her either. i think she has been through enough sadness :-*(

Haven’t seen the whole gang for sometime. I can’t wait to see the first pictures of the twins. If James visited Angie today in the hospital that mean she is not home yet, I hope, she stay in the hospital till she gets her energy back, having twins & C-section are hard enough for a mother let alone having 4 more kids at home to make you awake all the time. Angie need to rest & relax till she is ready to go home with her family. I bet Brad’s family are already in France & sneaked in the hospital to visit Angie & the twins.
I would love to babysit the twins too for free. Waving to all the fans.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

Hello senior, been busy watching my g-son today, MF how’s your little Bradley & your beautiful garden?, vicki thanks for your friendship & thoughtfulness,anoble, how’s work, hope all is well. Waving to anustin, the real tita, Bailey, guli (not back yet?), Felinelilly, alia thanks for all the pictures, carolina, dina#1, cliniqua & to all on board. God bless you all.

Waving back irma. :)

I love the picture on People’s cover, Brad and Angelina look so happy. I’ll be buying it this week.

well…i want to babyset the dad! u know…..

Thanks for the new thread Just Jared. Best wishes to AJ. She is an inspiring woman. Many people who have met and worked with her speak highly of her and that she is a devoted mother to her children. Papa Pitt also seem to be a devoted, doting and caring father. Tabloids, mainstream media, pundits and blogs try to make villains out of people, especially the ones that they cannot get a grasp of, understand or stereotype. Both BP and AJ have always spoken about their desire to have a big, loud and happy family, long before they met. I wish the Jolie-Pitts all the best. Peace to all.

Life & Style Weekly cover is Baby Album. Angie carrying Shi, Nicole Richie with her daughter, J-Lo with one of the twins . I will buy a copy of People Mag this week, I hope they got the rights for the first pictures of the Jolie-Pitt twins.
BBL. I have to post new pictures of my g-son taken today at home in my Flickr acct. Peace & blessings.

#115, you hate celebs. why are you here? Liar, liar, liar.

thanks vickifromtexas =) you are beautiful person.

dlister is very sad individual. Angelina and james haven share a special bond. they help each other through sad times. james haven will make a wonderful uncle, he will help take care of the babies and take care of poopy times so that brad and angelina can have romantic happy times =)

God bless the jolie pitts, what an amazing family.

waves back to you irma. hugs.

Good day Nelah here.
Ot 2 Vickie:
Hey Vickie checking 2 see if my post posted. Im so sorry 2 hear that about your mama. My mom did that 2. I was always worried. She tried 2 hide beneath her sunny disposition* but I knew. Then 1 day she started living again *slowly but surely. Until she passed a year & half ago. Gawd this is hard 2 write *but hey I understand & my prayers are with your mama. Its so very difficult for the wife/children. Being there 4 her is the best medicine. Nelah.

Hey Jaye *yeah my friends think that 2,lol. Hi Feline lilly* alia Hi *bdj irma * anoble all here Hi . Dont feed the Trollop lol. Nelah

Hello all BAMPZSKV fans. Hello senior and Irma. Thank you for the shout outs. I am in serious lurk mode. After Tuesday night my senses are a bit frayed. I posted a comment yesterday, but it was late in the evening.

Unless there is more news or pictures I think I will just lurk. There is too much hater and troll involvement on the threads right now. With all of the blessings coming to the joliepittls, healthy babies, directors flying across oceans to offer Brad parts in their movies, the bond between Brad and Angie so powerful the doctor said even without looking he could feel it, the other children welcoming their new brother and sister, all some fans can do is engage the trolls in *** for tat senseless dribble. So I am lurking. Peace

neleh, thank you for extending yourself to me and sharing your experience. i am so sorry for the loss of both of your parents. i think my mom will do like your mom did and get her strength back slowly.

bla blah @ 07/17/2008 at 6:01 pm

Move on!

bla blah @ 07/17/2008 at 6:01 pm

So now kissing someone in the lips is making out? Or is ti just when it’s Angelina?

Do you think Javier Bardem was making out with hios mother last year at the Oscar? And when Travolta kiss Kirk Douglas in the lips, do you think they are making out too?
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The thing is that AJ and her brother’s kiss was like making out. It wasn’t a one second peck. They were kissing for like a minute.

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You count the minutes? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Did you also count the time it took Travolta/Kirk Douglas kiss, Javier/mother kiss, everytime someone kiss his mother, father, bother … in the lips? It’s still a kiss in the lips no matter how many secs it lasts.

It’s not Angelina’s fault that you’re a sicko with a dirty mind.l

Why do people make such big deal over James and Angelina kiss? sexy times.

dlister no they are very attractive people and angelina is the most beautiful woman on earth. you cannot help yourself. you are crazy person who probably spends lots of time in the bathroom, toilet times.

DLister @ 07/17/2008 at 6:10 pm
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Does the kiss in the lips between Javier Bardem and her mother also turns you on? How about between Travolta and Kirk Douglas?

Yes, there is something wrong with you. You’re a sicko and need help.

I like this video, I would like to share, just logged in, I don’t know whether this video has been posted or not, if yes, sorry for the duplicate.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=laj0FKpwULI&feature=email

Angelina Jolie - In This Life

DLister @ 07/17/2008 at 6:15 pm
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Not only you have some severe mental problems, but you suffer from a case of psychogenic stupidity. GET HELP!

beth - yes, it’s true. Ever since the twins were born I’ve had an awful gastrointestinal reaction of disgust, and can’t seem to peel myself away from toilet cans. It’s ok though, I’ve got my basket full of green beans, sofa batteries and tennis cans, so that’ll keep me entertained until I can chase away the toilet bats with my boot moves.

oh, I love green beans!
I bet that angie does to, cause I do! we’re a lot alike, except she leaves the house.
sexytimes will make more babies to love.
don’t be harsh. her boobies must hurt

dlister that is awful. you know what i do when i get sad? i look to angie and brad. i have a beautiful pictures of this couple i light a candle and say a prayer to them and i feel better =) sometimes when get lonely i think of angie and brad how they complete each ohter. i have posters of angie on the wall and its like shes looking right at me. i dont feel so lonely anymore =)

No wonder shes been at the hospital for so long a french mag is saying she healing from a tummy tuch and breastlist this wouln’t be her 1st time

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/07/angelina_nose_p.html

I love this holy family! They are so wonderful and have been so blessed because they just do soooo much good in the world. They are so selfless, they are the most selfless and generous people on the planet. And they’re both gorgeous to boot. Sometimes I stay awake all night writing in my special Jolie-Pitt journal that I keep under my pillow. I think if I were ever to meet them I would be blinded by their golden auras of pure goodness. Bless the Jolie-Pitts and praise to them for putting Nice, France on the map!

LOVEPJS, I think our nations leaders could learn something from the generosity and selflessness of the Jolie-Pitts. I have a journal too =)

God has blessed them with twins so much more than other people and the heads of every state on the planet need to get to Nice and see these wonders.

Can’t wait to see these new babies!!! Shoutout to anoble, vickifromtexas, senior, and all the BAMPZKV fans!

marina @ 07/17/2008 at 6:44 pm

What is ff? I love the Jolie-Pitts just like you do, maybe more. Maybe you’re a friend of Jen the Hag, stop hating.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/film/raisin-detre/2008/07/17/1216163042231.html
Interview with James McVoy. Check out WANTED this weekend. Entire article at link
Raisin d’etre
Phillip McCarthy | July 17, 2008

A hit with the critics, Wanted has some impressive credentials, including Angelina Jolie, who played the heroine Lara Croft in another graphic novel franchise. In Wanted she’s the lethally seductive, enigmatically inked enforcer Fox, and it is her task to transform McAvoy’s character from lowly office dupe to top-notch enforcer.

“Angie was great,” McAvoy says. “The biggest trouble with movies like this is that, because it’s so physical with the stunts and the fights, you spend your time working out and lifting weights for hours on end. It’s really boring. Maybe that’s why I like Jane Austen stories where being buff is considered ill-bred.”

Having had his taste of life as a celluloid superhero - and demonstrated sufficient fidelity to the Wesley Gibson comic-book model to satisfy the Wanted franchise’s fans - he’s not ablaze with desire to become the next big action hero. The working-out part can only get tougher as he gets older, he says. But, even as an actor on a roll it’s still not entirely up to him.

“I imagine that if they do a sequel to Wanted - and I’d certainly do it if it was in the offing - it would mostly depend on Angelina,” he says. “If it fits into her schedule and they want to do it, fine; if not, there are other movies and other possibilities.”

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pretty ones i keep my journal and anytime angie inspires me to do something i write what it is =)

No pity for x,after the way Zahara and Jolie are treated.Her fans turn people off from the x.

@ lovejps sorry if you are really a passionate fan and I offended you. I usually read the blog and in this thread there are lots of haters, more than in other threads, it seems. Sometimes they pose as “fans” to make them look weird or ridiculous.
In my case, I simpatize with the JPs, I also try to do good when I can, but to say the truth, I see them as normal people with extraordinary looks, great will to help others (and improve themselves) and good artists. They have the cutest kids, and I admire their movies and stuff.
Many peopla and tabloids have been unfair to Angie, but it is what sells, and they will continue to be hounded, sadly.

# 63 anna @ 07/17/2008 at 3:26 pm THEY NEED TO ADOPT A BLACK CHILD NOW.

They will do that just give her time to heal and they will adopt 2 more one from Africa. Just hold your trojen Horses!

… they are inspiring.
Peace.

i must start a journal! that’s an awesome idea!
I can write about how brangie inspires me to struggle in my day to day life, knowing its all worth it when the twins pictures come out!
I think I just pooed, I’m so excited!

@beth….

Thats a fantastic idea!!! Well…im more concerned for her other children. I think back to when it was just Maddox….poor Mad…it just saddens me to my soul to think of how deprived he must be these days. no wonder he draws pictures of guns for brad to make into necklaces.

Ooh, i have an idea…
I need to consult my tarot cards to see if i can predict Angies future….

James Haven would approve. ;P

# 151 beth @ 07/17/2008 at 6:32 pm dlister that is awful. you know what i do when i get sad? i look to angie and brad. i have a beautiful pictures of this couple i light a candle and say a prayer to them and i feel better =) sometimes when get lonely i think of angie and brad how they complete each ohter. i have posters of angie on the wall and its like shes looking right at me. i dont feel so lonely anymore =)

bETH THAT DOESN’T SOUND GOOD. dO YOU HAVE FAMILY OR FRIENDS TO FILL THAT VOID FOR YOU…..I AM SOORY FOR YOUR SADNESS

I havent seen Wanted yet……grrrrr.

Blanche @ 07/17/2008 at 7:02 pm
beth @ 07/17/2008 at 6:55 pm
Pretty ones @ 07/17/2008 at 6:50 pm
india @ 07/17/2008 at 6:54 pm
LOVEJPS @ 07/17/2008 at 6:38 pm
loosers @ 07/17/2008 at 6:37 pm
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The CLOWNS are here. They come in here and display all their craziness and stupidity. They are willing to make fool of themselves, just to entertain us. You got to love them.

sb4 @ 07/17/2008 at 6:33 pm

no problem. :)

juju i do not know what you mean by clown. i am here because i am happy for brad and angie. i am sorry you do not agree =)

peace, i am happy now. thank you =)

Um…no clown here. thanks for the shout out though. geez.

Anyone who is not here to truly celebrate the birth of these godlike creatures need NOT click on this thread! These babies are a gift to mankind! Why dont you get back to playing with your barbie dolls and muttering to yourself about how great Jennifer Aniston is. Your insecurity shows and she is the queen of insecure plains people.

Thank you juju =)

passing through @ 07/17/2008 at 3:50 pm
ROTFLMAO. Geez. How superficial. X hopes the babies are BEAUTIFUL because she wouldn’t want anyone to be unhappy with their kids?
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Maybe it is just as well she never had any kids. If she had a baby and it came out with her chin, she’d probably give it up for adoption or toss it into the nearest dumpster.
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DLister @ 07/17/2008 at 6:22 pm
Ever since the twins were born I’ve had an awful gastrointestinal reaction of disgust, and can’t seem to peel myself away from toilet cans.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What you can’t peel your ass away from, Shitzy, is the J-P threads! Did you come on here looking for more sympathy? You had a major meltdown the other night whining about how your ex dumped your ass and your unbearable pain. Well guess what, honey? NOBODY GIVES A SH*T! So you can stay on the J-P threads and puke your damn guts out, or you can do the sensible thing and take your loser ass back to D-listed with all the rest of the freaks. You’ll be right in your element over there.

I cant help that Im obsessed with Jennifer Aniston. I like to secretly stroke it to pictures of her.

marina @ 07/17/2008 at 7:30 pm

it seems that some of the latest comments are being deleted. Is this site functioning ok?
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i had a comment that looked like it was deleted, but it showed up later

Jill @ 07/17/2008 at 7:50 pm

Nice try, Shitzy, but everybody on here knows that post wasn’t mine.

Hey, it’s not my fault you spilled your guts on here the other night and made yourself look like an idiot. We already knew you were a pathetic freak, but did you have to go and prove it? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

hey you guys!!!! I heard that Joss Stone is writing a song for their new angel twins! Isn’t that awesome? I love Joss Stone.

For someone that hates haters so much, you sure spend a LOT of time and effort hating on Jen.

Random @ 07/17/2008 at 7:01 pm
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Did she or didn’t she really ? It’s Hollywood. A little holy water and it’ll fix her right up.
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Maybe a Prequel with James McAvoy playing his dad.

C’mon Shitzy, I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but co-opting my name is ridiculous.

I realize it sucks to be you, but I didn’t realize untl now how bitter you are that you aren’t me.

Life sucks, Shitzy, and then you die. At least you have that to look forward to.

Now don’t you feel better?

Random @ 07/17/2008 at 7:47 pm

Random, please put a “spoiler ahead” In some countries (like mine), the movie Wanted has not premiered yet!!!
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Sure you are

I will see Wanted II only if it has Angelina in it. Whetherr it is a prequel or through a way the movie set up or some other way .

I wonder when boxoffice mojo is going to update the international box office. The Wanted should be over 200 million now.

Jill @ 07/17/2008 at 8:10 pm thelookoflove I’ll be sure to file that little nugget of wisdom away, kthx.

And actually I like it here. I like being “Jill”. See I thought I’d try it since I’m supposed to be this bitter lonely old hag loser lowlife who insults celebs like St. Angelina. And since “Jill” is a bitter lonely old hag loser lowlife who insults celebs like Jen, we’re pretty much even. I spew hate about Angelina. “Jill” spews hate about Jen. Jill thinks Jen is ugly. I think Angelina is ugly. We’re even again. Jill is an @sshole. I’m an @sshole. Dang it Jill, we sure do have a lot in common.

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As a longtime lurker/poster on this site, you don’t know what mess you’ve got yourself in by stealing the REAL Jil name.

That woman can chew up and make you walk outta here with your tail between your legs. …All that just by using words.

Just a warning, you aint seen it yet.

I say, her folks, let seat back and watch this fake Jill take a beating. Sound FUN.

#102: lisa, I hope someday you find a man who will cherish you and you find happiness like Angelina did. Don’t give up…I know of some people who never thought they’d love again but there they are, married and happy.

india @ 07/17/2008 at 6:33 pm

No wonder shes been at the hospital for so long a french mag is saying she healing from a tummy tuch and breastlist this wouln’t be her 1st time

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/07/angelina_nose_p.html
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You’re relating something on city rag as gospel? You’re certifiable.

Hi tita-

I just realize this, I thought some of our visitors are comedians, but it turned out they are pychos, and thieves. I know the economy is bad, but stealing names?

To the fake Jill @ 07/17/2008 at 8:17 pm

Hey, you gotta feel sorry for Shitzy. Her man dumped her ass like 20 years ago and she’s been hurting ever since. Never mind that she couldn’t let go. She’s just gotten older and older and uglier and uglier and more and more bitter. Beating up on Shitzy is like shooting fish in a barrel. The more she swings, the harder she falls. What brought all this on tonight is she’s mortified over what a fool she made of herself on the other thread. She tried to throw herself a pity party — sound familiar? — and it backfired in her face. Everybody was laughing at her. Go check that thread out (it’s the thread about Brad being the happiest father in the world, start on page 29 or 30 and read from there). It’s a riot.

#104: aren’t you a being a little bit presumptuous admonishing people you don’t even know of being obsessesive with people they don’t happen to know just like you don’t happen to know us?

What’s it to you who we’re obsessed about? Does it take any money out of your pocket or something? If not, then STFU. Who died and made you the arbiter?

I want to let you know that I am finally getting my dream come true. The government will allow me to park my trailer park outside Angie and Brad’s house. I am waiting for someone from the government right now to give me the authorization papers. They said I had to let the door open and that 2 men dressed in white were coming to pick me up. Eat that haters!!!

#129: heck, how do you know? Where you there when it happened and you happened to have a stop watch? Or did you see a still shot and thought “ooohh, they’ve been at it for days now!”.

I think that kiss aroused a lot of people and just freaking blamed it on Angelina. It’s what they would have felt if they were in her shoes. So, who’s the perv again?

Bizarro jill is more more a joke than the previous crazy posts. She will try to keep Jill here busy, as if she hasn’t dealt with things like this before.

On the twins topic, remember this pics?

justjared.buzznet.com/post-images/09/brad-shiloh-chubby-cheeks.jpg

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-09/16/xin_2209031622314502217654.jpg

http://www.ugpulse.com/images/articles/daily/20060623_100_3.jpg

The KINDER GENTLER BLOG again! How nice! Funny how you don’t even know who you’re talking to because you’re quoting ME dumb@ss.

Anyhow. So WHAT if this person is sad and messed up? That makes it a good reason to pick on her? That’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read. What if she was retarded? Would you make fun of her for being stupid? What if she was blind? Would you rag on her for not being able to see the loveliness that is Brangelina? What is wrong with you?

I’m sure Brangelina would be so proud of you.

marina thanks for the lovely pictures. that family picture say it all.

NovaNightly and DiamondDawg.

You (the real Jill) made me do that, you know?

I TOLD you. I changed my name for you!

i see there are some sick people on here, but that’s nothing new, i guess j/p fans come in all shapes and sizes, i like the more intellectual, and sophisticated ones myself , but that’s just me, but as i read earlier, a hit is still a hit, it must be that fat whacked lonely guy from the other night, who is trying to force poster to keep him and his craziness company again, what a loser.

Actually, JJ is linked almost every day at D-Listed. Because we are kinder and gentler like that over there.

So…fourtoi is over here from DListed!

get a life, go for a walk, you are on here more than any other poster, what a sack of sh*t, don’t take it out on us because you are a lonely loser, go some where else with that crap, you he/she looking elephant. anything for attention, i guess this is the only way any human form would talk to your crazy fat azz.

Jill. Considering you only ever talk about ONE STUPID POST that some person made - honestly I don’t know but I don’t even think it was this person….I would have to say that YOU are the one whose got nothing.

Your poor son. Do you call him Shitzy too when he gets on your nerves?

Good day Nelah here* hey all aboard.
Hi real tita *Vickie Feline lilly, irma Alex* QQQQ tlol1365* all my JP cyber friends. Okey I have 2 be at work for another hour*Im all caught up.

Pardon me…

Hi Neleh

Maybe they just want to share the love of the Jolie

I found it interesting that both Angie and Brad were born on Wednesday in addition to the year of the Rabbit (Chinese calandar)

Wednesday’s Child is full of woe
You see the injustice and unfairness around you
You’re the one who’ll make a difference in your world

Angelina and Brad so beatuiful sing it with Tra lala Trollops..

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-smith.jpg

Awwwwwwwwso sweet Z&Madd with their AAAA*Lister parents…
Angie is EVERY WOMAN****hear that e*ballers****
http://www.treehugger.com/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie.jpg

Angelina and Brad Royalty.
http://021kids.com/Gallery/87/2/20/Angelina%20Jolie-Brad%20Pitt/Angelina%20Jolie%20&%20Brad%20pitt%20with%20kids%20(1).jpg

Angelina Jolie’s Hollywood exile
The most ferocious performer on film today is proof there are still big stars — it’s the pictures that got smaller.

By Allen Barra

Jun 11, 2005 | One of my fondest memories of Pauline Kael was a weekend at her home in Great Barrington, Mass., just a few months before she died. Newsday critic Gene Seymour and I spent two nights catching her up on a fantastic new actress, Angelina Jolie, whom she had seen once in a Mike Newell comedy, “Pushing Tin” (1999), and been delighted with. Pauline didn’t care much for “Girl, Interrupted,” the film for which Jolie won the best supporting actress Oscar (neither did Seymour, who earned a hearty laugh by dubbing it “Snakepit 90210″), but she howled gleefully every time Jolie reduced one of the other actresses in the film to mere window dressing.

“Those poor actresses,” she said. “She’s absolutely fearless in front of a camera. This girl would scare the crap out of Jack Nicholson in ‘Cuckoo’s Nest.’” Kael’s favorite performance was Jolie as the doomed bisexual supermodel Gia in the HBO film. “My God,” she exclaimed, “this girl could play both the Brando and Maria Schneider roles in ‘Last Tango’! Where in the world did she come from?”

From where indeed? One of her earlier directors called her “an extraordinary-looking creature, like some weird, undiscovered orchid.” Never having attended college, Jolie is unencumbered by the jargon-riddled baggage that passes for modern education. The instinctual power of her work is refreshingly devoid of the anesthetizing layers that plague so much American acting. Her responses to everything are visceral and direct, a quality that has earned her a fandom that cuts across class, sex and even political lines. While other celebrities exhaust themselves trying to stay hip, Jolie, who offers no indication in her interviews that she has any knowledge or interest in popular culture, defines hip. Apparently oblivious to the mockery of a large portion of the mainstream press (such as the New York Times, which headlined a story “Can Angelina Jolie Save the World?”) and even the cheap collegiate cynicism of “Saturday Night Live,” Jolie, like the existential man whom French intellectuals used to worship, chooses her own loyalties and responsibilities without deference to conservative or liberal pieties.

She is often referred to in magazines as Hollywood royalty, but Angelina the actress isn’t really her father’s girl or anyone else’s. Like Athena, she seems to have sprung fully formed from the head of Zeus — except that her estranged father, Jon Voight, isn’t her Zeus; she inherited his talent but not his instincts. (Combine Voight with Jolie’s beautiful mother, the French Canadian Iroquois actress Marcheline Bertrand, and her uncle, Chip Taylor, the rock singer who wrote “Wild Thing,” and you might have something). Jolie is both her own Zeus and Athena, constantly re-creating herself. She may be the first great movie star ever to have no antecedents. Film critic Parker Tyler thought the pantheon of movie gods and goddesses in every era to be new versions of their predecessors; Marilyn Monroe was a reincarnation of Jean Harlow, Liz Taylor of Theda Bara, etc. But Jolie doesn’t evoke previous movie goddesses; there is a touch of her godmother, Jacqueline Bisset, who, like Angelina, was considered the most beautiful actress of her time but who was a dull screen presence compared to Jolie.

There is, perhaps, a hint of the spirit of another Hollywood brat, the young Jane Fonda, in her, though it’s difficult to picture Jolie ever settling into such a doctrinaire sociopolitical stance as Fonda’s in the late ’60s. Jolie is so independent she doesn’t even qualify as a feminist, unless the definition can be extended to a woman who loved so fiercely that she carried a vial of her husband’s blood around her neck. As for politics, Jolie’s activism hasn’t lent itself to easy answers and finger pointing but to front-line involvement (”My first job today,” she wrote in her journal about her U.N. missions, “Notes From My Travels,” “was measuring the medicine powder at the therapeutic feeding center. Under the age of five — extra nutrition. Pregnant — measured. I wanted to be careful not to measure a spoonful too short.”)

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are you jen? because if you are not, how creepy are you trying to guilt people into not talking about her, if you are not jen, what’s it to you anyway? maybe it is jen, in which case, you need another face lift, the other one is wearing off. oh and your man is cheating on you. bye

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Jolie’s real influences don’t appear to be other actresses, past or current, but, as Kael hinted, the great male screen rebels like Brando and Nicholson. Her performances in “Girl, Interrupted” and especially in “Gia” might be the most powerful American acting of the last 20 or so years. It’s impossible to imagine any other American actress in those roles; at her best, Jolie makes nearly every other actress of her generation look timid. (One felt afraid briefly for Gwyneth Paltrow — by no means a lightweight herself — when Jolie’s leather-clad, eye-patched fighter pilot in “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” zeroed in on her. “What,” she asks Jude Law, her voice dripping with contempt, “is that?”)

Angelina Jolie is the most popular movie star in the world in every conceivable way but one: She isn’t popular. At least not in terms of selling movie tickets. Tabloids, sure. Magazines, from Marie Claire to Vanity Fair to Reader’s Digest, yes. She’s the empress of Web sites (the best one I’ve found is Souliejolie.com, but you may have trouble getting on it, as I often have, because of the heavy traffic). But she’s not popular in movies. Jolie created the first truly kick-ass female action hero in films, Lara Croft — Croft’s closest living relative would be Diana Rigg’s Emma Peel on the old “Avengers” television series — yet she isn’t a substantial box office draw. The overstuffed “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” thanks in large part to all the silly postproduction gossip, may change her box office status, if temporarily, but to what avail if she has to appear in the same kind of movies to sustain it? (It does have one unforgettable sequence with Jolie, dressed in a black plastic ********** outfit, breaking a man’s neck, then slipping on a raincoat, walking off a 40-story building and sliding down a cable to the sidewalk and into a cab. Director Doug Liman is a hack, but we thank him at least for that scene.)

On the whole, what David Thomson wrote in Salon regarding her performance in the 2001 Nicolas Cage vehicle “Gone in Sixty Seconds” remains true in 2005: “Angelina Jolie is … the kind of treasure that no one has the least idea how to handle.” Most of her recent screen appearances have amounted to co-starring roles in big productions where she enters from a side door and then takes over the film — in “Shark Tale” as a pillow-lipped fish, the kind of femme fatale part she has never played on-screen; as the snake-wearing mother of Colin Farrell in “Alexander,” in which the tedious Accent Police got on her for delivering her lines in a Slavic intonation that was actually the high energy mark of the film; and in “Sky Captain,” where she’s hustled in and out of the story by filmmakers so astonishingly obtuse as to not realize that it’s Angelina we’re interested in and not some insipid romance between Jude Law and Gywneth Paltrow. Match Angelina with either one of them or get all three involved, and you’ve got a movie.

Some critics are quick to suggest that Jolie’s dark and intense sexuality is part of the reason for her lack of box office success. There might be something to that. Jolie is less classically feminine than any A-list actress. Ultra-female she is, but not feminine. (Her one attempt at playing a standard woman’s role, the blond newscaster in “Life or Something Like It,” doesn’t get off the ground until a scene where she goes punk and leads a group of striking bus workers in singing “Satisfaction.”) I don’t think her inability to play conventional women’s roles limits her appeal to straight men — who, judging from the number of magazines calling her “the sexiest woman alive,” are intrigued by her. If the number of female celebrities (Kate Beckinsale, most recently) who have gushed over her is any indication, she touches a chord in a lot of women. What Jolie’s razor-edged sexuality does do, however, is limit the kind of roles that she can be cast in.

Film critics have always been fond of saying about a talented new actress that “you want to cast her in everything,” but what’s remarkable about Jolie is how many roles you don’t want to see her in. She can play Lara Croft  she might be the only actress who can play Lara Croft — but she’s unthinkable as a Charlie’s Angel (which she turned down) or in almost any part played in recent years by Cameron Diaz, Halle Berry or Meg Ryan. She’s too strong, too much of a presence — as her director in “Girl, Interrupted,” James Mangold, put it, “She plays every role like it’s her movie.” You can’t picture her in a James Bond movie because she’d take the movie away from whoever was playing Bond. (She might, however, as she herself suggested, be perfect as a Bond villain.) In fact, in virtually none of her films has she ever played a character defined by male concepts of traditional female sexuality. You wouldn’t want to see her as a hooker with a heart of gold, a frustrated suburban housewife or the loyal wife who roots her husband on to victory — in other words, about half the roles available to top Hollywood actresses.

cant wait to see the pics.

Heres Angie & Brad with Z & Madd.* Shiloh* Pax. Posting pics 4 my cyber mates. I have time still. Nelah.

http://www.sawf.org/Newsphotos/Hollywood/JoliePitt12Aug2007.jpg

# 276 Neleh @ 07/17/2008 at 9:34 pm

Hey Neleh, you are not offending me at all, go ahead and post pictures :)

We wont let these *u know* people* stop us from contributing 2 Angie * Brads thread. We are their fans.

Theres so many lovely things going on about them* as dina#1 said earlier* lets keep celebrating *news/stories/twins *things you love about them ect.. Angelina and Brad are whats Important. The pics/articles/ postivity are all JP fans. Nothing stops that.Nelah.

Personally, despite my dislike of ___, I refuse to believe that it said that. Like the torching the baby dolls story, the Pirate Hooker is flexing her passive-aggressive muscles again. Maybe it’s why there were a lack of ___/Peeboy cover stories.

Mind you, if the stories are true, okay.

Neleh @ 07/17/2008 at 9:55 pm
Theres so many lovely things going on about them* as dina#1 said earlier* lets keep celebrating *news/stories/twins *things you love about them ect..
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I agree but there hasn’t been much news lately. Have Angelina and the twins left the hospital yet?

Hi JP Fans . Tks Jared for a new thread.

Congrats to the JPs ! Such a happy exciting event.!

adios for now

Well i think D-listed posters are just jealous of Just Jared posters coz you know JJ posters are known all over. They just like to belong, now we are like Angelina Jolie always envied but never copied. So i say let them be.. we can always delete those A-hole ;-) what can you expect with low-life and and braindead people like the D-listed posters bwahahahahah they are a bunch of LOSERS and mostly insecure people like their Barren Hag Idol.

# 199 Jill @ 07/17/2008 at 7:51 pm

Shiverin’ shítfits — WTF is up with this picture?!

http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/content/cover/img_cover_large.jpg

Somebody call Jen’s PR team ASAP. I can’t believe Huvane hasn’t sued In Touch for running this photo. This picture is a disaster. Poor Aniston looks like hell. Her face looks bad enough, but what happened to her NECK?! Cords popping out all over the place. She looks like she’s going on 50, not 40. She better get her neck fixed while she’s having her ass lipoed, her boobs enlarged, her nose straightened, etc. etc.

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OuttaTouch used this pic in a story about how keeping up with her boytoy is taking a toll on X. They have this photo next to one from April or May when she was filming the dog movie (and by that I mean the movie about the dog as opposed to her movie BEING a dog, which I’m sure it will be). They said in the may photo she looked “young, fresh-faced and rosy-cheeked” and in the pic above her faces looks haggard, drawn, thin and old as fcuk all.

OuttaTouch says the pic was taken after she deplaned at LAX after a long flight back from Europe and she was “travel weary”. I say no matter how far and how long she’s traveled, b#tch is just “haggard, drawn and old as fcuk all”…and the Botox, Restylane, Perlane, Juvederm and dermabrasion needed a big ass touch-up. Could just be me though. You could clearly see that her cheeks looked like they’d been deflated, so whatever filler she had in there…it’s worn off and she’d better get that shite put back in before her next hook-up with The Urinator or she’s going to spend the weekend on her hand and knees, looking over her shoulder and saying, “Why won’t you pee on my face like you used to? Don’t you love me anymore? WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Hello JP Family fans! Thats all I can think of to call them now. Stopped in to see what was going on. Oh, dear… Jared thank you for always keeping this site up to date on JP Fam. news! Your efforts and lack of rest, sleep and I fear, social life are appreciated! :lol:

Fans, DList had quotes from this site, they all came over to annoy, I figure when the pics of the twins come out, they will be joined by the hysterical FF’rs. But the JPF’s happiness and joy with the new additions should be the main focus. JMHO

Good night and good luck!

Thanks Alex. I meant it. Oh you like that Feline lilly haha lol ttra lalala its Trollops*haha. 2

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9811/13/brad.pitt/fame.mov

These twins just won the genetic lottery!!!!!

# 240 There’re 2 DListers here! @ 07/17/2008 at 8:48 pm

NovaNightly and DiamondDawg.

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ROTFLMAO. See…this is why I don’t read the comments at DListed. Michael K is funnier than just about any comedian around today. But those people who post over there are off their freaking rockers. Then they have the nerve to call us “loonies”. Loony is publicly discussing spamming another blog…then going over to the other blog and doing it…and expect no one to know what you’re doing. Oh wait…that’s loony…AND stoopid, too. Oh well…that’s about what I expect from that crowd over there. Not a whole lot of pre-school graduates on that site…

OT

Jennifer Aniston couldn’t be happier for her ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

“She hopes the twins are beautiful,” a pal of the actress, 39, tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on stands now.

“She’d never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids,” the friend adds.

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X is afraid to have her own kids because she knows she is ugly and that she will be so unhappy if they will take after her. Wow, I cant believe how shallow and superficial she is!

LLM, #142…Thank you for posting that video. Loved it. guli would definitely approve. (Miss ya, guli!)

PT, did you say at one time you were not a fan of LOTF? I just watched it again and could sigh through the whole thing…

HOllYWOOD EXILE THANKS SO MUCH
THAT WAS A GREAT ARTICLE

thelookoflove1365 @ 07/17/2008 at 10:10 pm

“JJ posters are the biggest whiners, and unfortunately for you all, you’re only legends in your own minds.”

Well you are also here posting, so you self classified yourself as “a biggest whiner” too. Now isn’t that the action of a world class idiot??

Enjoy. 1 of my fav animation. Triplets of Belleville.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nYAoZkdSI

# 294 thelookoflove1365 @ 07/17/2008 at 10:10 pm

Let’s see…the DListedRetards have gone from stealing Jill’s name to stealing Thelookoflove1365’s name. Who said these losers weren’t inventive? Golly…stealing a fan’s username. That’s NEVER been done before…

“Jill @ 07/17/2008 at 10:28 pm passing Through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:19 pm

Please tell me you’re kidding. What’s the average age of those freaks — eleven and a half?”

No we’re all old enough to have gotten dumped 20 years ago, remember? sheesh, you cant even keep your own stories straight.

Brad Pitt sucks! He needs to retire and take of his kids instead of leaving them with 5 nannies and ten bodyguards. He probably only sees them when he has a photo-op **ring ring the paparazzi cause daddy needs more pix in the tabloids***

Brangeloonies…isn’t way past your bedtime?

Get a freakin’ life.

hOLLYWOOD EXILE @ 07/17/2008 at 9:32 pm
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I usually don’t read long posts, but that article was riveting. I was most holding my breath as I read lol. If you knew me, you’d know I’m not given to gushing over celebrities. The author is so eloquent you can’t help but be entrance.

I think there are a lot of movers and shakers in Hollywood who should be reading it. With their egos it’s not far fetched to think that they are concerned about being over shadowed by her. LOL @ myself for imagining her in Steel Magnolias. She would have had all of THEM for lunch . Steel Magnolias indeed! lol
Thanks a lot.

JA doesn’t have any interests in life. Angie does. She is working on getting her pilot’s license. Of course, any man is going to be attracted to a globe trotting daredevil with a mission. She didn’t steal him. He went to her.

Reading between the lines of People’s many articles, there is no bidding war for the twins pixs. There will be no People or OK exclusive. JMO. I may be 100% wrong but that is what I am thinking.

Maybe Daddy Brad will take some family pixs or have a photographer (not a PAP which is a big difference) and release them to the local Nice newspaper or to AP.

With neither Brad nor Angie having a publicist they are liberated.

JJ doesn’t need it, he’s paid by US weekly. Every time you go to dlisted to check, MK gets paid, and he’s actually covering his costs. So thank you for contributing even more to our pleasure. I’d much rather have things delivered unfiltered, rather than have someone approve which stories are suitable for me. I like knowing all the latest buzz, not just what puts money in the blogger’s pocket. Like I said, you have to have it pre-chewed, and regurgitated down your throats in a nice easy fashion. Shame you don’t get the rest of the stories…good thing you can always go to dlisted. Don’t worry, we won’t tell. Your secrets are safe with us. BWAHAHAHAHA

# 307 an oldie @ 07/17/2008 at 10:26 pm
Do you have the link? I remember it was posted a while ago, and I had the link, but my pc crashed, so I lost it. Would love to have it back again. Thanks in advance.
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Here you go…

http://dir.salon.com/story/ent/feature/2005/06/11/angelina_jolie/index.html

She is so, so nice and never complained about anything,” enthuses an impressed Sussmann to the Jewish Journal. “There are negative things sometimes written about her on the Internet, but don’t believe them.”

Along that same vein, the latest issue of Star features a touched-up and slightly creepy picture of 2-year-old Shiloh on the cover, which touts her first meeting with the twins. Seems she called them Vivi and Nosh, thus christening them with their new nicknames.

Oh, and the tab claims Angelina’s C-section was captured on camera.

Brad, with Shiloh and Zahara, visited Angie in the hospital on July 2.

Us Weekly, on the other hand, more believably includes all the kids in the introduction process, reporting that the day after Vivienne and Knox were born, Shiloh, Zahara, 3, Pax, 4, and Maddox, 6, arrived at the hospital with dad Brad and one by one presented their mom with a single flower.

“It was a blessed sight,” a hospital worker rhapsodizes to the mag. “I had a lump in my throat.”

Meanwhile, the New York Daily News reports that the ridiculously famous pair’s decision to dub their newest son Knox — it’s a nod to Pitt’s grandfather — may have been made at the last minute.

A source tells the paper that six weeks ago, they ordered a $190 play mat from the chichi baby product purveyor Plain Mary that was monogrammed with the name Rex Leon Jolie Pitt. A new one emblazoned with Knox is now said to be on the way.

peace

fourtoi @ 07/17/2008 at 10:53 pm

Bye, Angel. Get your ass back to your slum. And mind the doorknob on your way out.

Oh brotha…how entertaining…if you go to d-listed then d-listed might come to you…nice work…keep it up…that was easy to figure…haha

OH YES ANUSTON CAN ROT IN HE-LL

sing…”in this clubbb!, in this clubbb!…

I just email Jared to out or delete posts that are not mine. Someone stole my name to post. Geez, they must hate their own name like what tita said. SAD! :sad: Probably the same person who stole Jill’s.

These posts are not mine:
#252
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The fans who recognized that it’s not me posting, no matter how benign is the posting- A BIG THANK YOU!

fourtoi @ 07/17/2008 at 10:53 pm

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You know what you are no better than FEMALEFIRST the posters there are like you people deranged and nuts that’s how the Angelina Jolie does to you people. They are WEIRDOS like D-listed posters. I don’t know why they think it’s OK TO HATE Brad and Angelina but to LIKE them is a big NO NO. The fans/posters here are not hurting you. Why hate us in the first place? Oh yeah must be because you all feel mesirable and just because your idol is now reduce to a GROUPIE.

Not mine either. Jared please out this impostor or delete the psot.

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thelookoflove1365 @ 07/17/2008 at 8:55 pm

Meltdown over?

# 342 galloway @ 07/17/2008 at 11:03 pm

The loser would be you. WE know Jared is profiting from us posting here. There are those who whine about the subject matter for some of his threads…but they keep posting here, so apparently they’re not all that upset about it or else they’d go somewhere else.

On the other hand, Jared wasn’t getting your business before this last week or two and now you’re here posting under 40 different names and making him money. Would we rather you NOT be here? Sure as shooting. But ya know what? Jared’s a nice guy and he’s trying to make a living. So as long as you’re here annoying us, you’re making him some money. So while we’re sick of your bullshit, in the end those of us who are truly fed up will leave and Jared will have to hope users come along who like the site and choose to stay.

See…ain’t life grand? WE’VE ALL GOT CHOICES. Some of us more than others. There will come a time when if Jared wants to keep the reputation his site has for being “kind” and “nice” and “friendly”, then he will HAVE TO take steps to institute a forum or bulletin board with user controls aimed at keeping shitheads like you from annoying his best patrons. Until that happens, WE’VE ALL GOT CHOICES. Staying or leaving is up to each person here. Whatever we choose, Jared’s going to continue with his blog either way. So yeah…CHA-CHING. B#tch.

fourtoi @ 07/17/2008 at 11:06 pm is a bitter womangot dumped by her boyfriend or husband just like her idol jen

jen and her fans got one denominator. Bitter women who got dumped by their women or whose husband left them for another women. Jen is the patron saint of women who got domped

passing Through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:59 pm # 314 just passing through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:28 pm

If Jen never married Brad would you all still hate her as much?

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I’ll humor you and pretend like you didn’t ask the very same question two nights ago when I told you - I couldn’t stand X’s pathetic ass BB, DB or AB and am looking forward to ragging on her AU.

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What is AU?

# 199 Jill @ 07/17/2008 at 7:51 pm Shiverin’ shítfits — WTF is up with this picture?!

http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/content/cover/img_cover_large.jpg

Somebody call Jen’s PR team ASAP. I can’t believe Huvane hasn’t sued In Touch for running this photo. This picture is a disaster. Poor Aniston looks like hell. Her face looks bad enough, but what happened to her NECK?! Cords popping out all over the place. She looks like she’s going on 50, not 40. She better get her neck fixed while she’s having her ass lipoed, her boobs enlarged, her nose straightened, etc. etc.

And can somebody please give the nasty beeyotch a bottle of shampoo and a COMB? She looks like she hasn’t washed or combed her hair in a month.

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OMG Jill, you are prophetic…I read a similar post from yours on the old thread earlier today, and then not too long ago, I happened to see a story on US rags website, about how the woman in the ‘In Touch,’ story that John Gayer supposedly hit on, and was going after is…GET THIS…considering ’suing in Touch,’ bahahahaha - riiiiight….someone went all the way to where this woman was, dug her up, got the fear of God in her, and told her to tell the media the story wasn’t true. Hmmmm….oh who might that be??? Could it be….HUVANE?! LMAO! You KNOW it is! She claims she met Gayer a year ago, and that they spoke, but that it wasn’t what In Touch is saying…and the kicker is, US says she’s thinking of suing In Touch. Sounds a bit…WARGO-ish?? Don’t you think? Hahahahaha!! I think Huvane & Aniston are working overtime the fools. Trying to tamp down silly rumors that humiliate and mortify maniston — whether it’s tabloidy crap like this story - or going after Perez thru Wargo, ‘Huvaniston,’ is behind it - BET. She’s such a homely asss-clown. Hahahaha. I bet Maniston really lost her mind over this latest story that implied she was being two-timed. Muahahaha!! She probably called up Huvane freaking out and told him to find the woman, and have her come forward — to do whatever it took, to make her NOT look the reject. John Gayer’s rep already denied it, but Maniston is such a sad pathetic neurotic idiot, she probably wanted Huvane to go one further and drag the woman out of the woodwork. That’s why the woman was so distraught that she was even having to go thru it — someone needs to ask her, who unearthed her, and told her to go the press. Huvane and the TV sit-com HACK are just ridiculous. I just couldn’t believe how spot on Jill was with the law suit stuff though - that’s ‘Huvaniston’s,’ latest thing. Trying to sue people who make her look the fool - she’ll be a suing fool though.

“There will come a time when if Jared wants to keep the reputation his site has for being “kind” and “nice” and “friendly”, then he will HAVE TO take steps to institute a forum or bulletin board with user controls aimed at keeping shitheads like you from annoying his best patrons.”

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Okay class. What we have here is a perfect example of the literary device known as “verbal irony”. Good job passing Through. You may leave the dunce cap on my desk and return to your seat.

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stop bashing angie jen fans just because your patron saint jen is not answering your prayers about your husband ever coming back

i2i @ 07/17/2008 at 11:19 pm
What is AU?
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BB = Before Brad
DB = During Brad
AB = After Brad
AU = After Urinator
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Ewwww @ 07/17/2008 at 11:14 pm
Grow up !! what are you 12? You’re acting like a spoiled child. Does Angelina’s happines driving you haters INSANE?
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Naturellement. Why do you think they’ve been acting like a bunch of twice-demented freaks ever since Sunday?

People Magazine has no idea where those millions go after it is deposited into a Jolie-Pitt Foundation account. Neither do we. Nor does anyone. I presume Brangelina doles it out in small batches as their PR needs arise.

I think you worshipers need to demand an accounting lest ye invest too much of your very full lives to the admiration of a couple of con artists. It’s the only fiscally responsible thing to do, no?

galloway @ 07/17/2008 at 11:23 pm

Honey, that dunce cap has been firmly nailed to your head since the day you were born.

Go crunch some numbers or something, willya? Tell us all about how Jenny-poo’s new movie is doing. Yanno, the one they’re afraid to release.

to the fake thelookoflove #1365 @ 07/17/2008 at 11:22 pm
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Pulease be BRAVE and own a NAME. You area a COWARD for using a regular name in here. And WTF happen to you to hate on JOLIE and the her FANS?

The truth remains the same D-LISTERS are like FEMALEFIRST all WEIRDOS AND INSANE. And your idol is as UGLY as you are INSIDE AND OUT and that’s a FACT.

Ah moderation. Too may big words again.

galloway @ 07/17/2008 at 11:38 pm People Magazine has no idea where those millions go after it is deposited into a Jolie-Pitt Foundation account. Neither do we. Nor does anyone. I presume Brangelina doles it out in small batches as their PR needs arise.

I think you worshipers need to demand an accounting lest ye invest too much of your very full lives to the admiration of a couple of con artists. It’s the only fiscally responsible thing to do, no?

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Oh yeah really did you talk with the Management of the People’s MAG? if you don’t have the link or the legitimate source to back you up that say other wise why don’t you shut your UGLY FACE. Why don’t you tell your idol the whiny and the groupie one to give some to charity.. ah oh yeah she’s saving it for her retirement age coz you know she’s gonna be 40 soon time to say buhh bye to HW.

it is hilarious that some people get so bent because some say God bless the jolie pitts.

I believe Kidman’s representatives made it clear she negotiated with no one for sale of her child’s pictures. So….when an argument goes badly for you, your strategy is resorting to lies?

Hey I get it now….. Brangifan strategy: if the truth won’t work, a lie will do.

btw…ewwww. Is that the only name you’ve used here? No fair using the above strategy.

zen2 @ 07/17/2008 at 11:50 pm
Nicole knows that the price for the photos of her daughter are lower than the TWINS(it’s a humiliation for her), so… she “DECIDED” offers the pics for free to magazines.
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I doubt Kidman felt like she has to compete with the J-Ps. Kidman is a classy woman who handled her divorce with grace and dignity — unlike someone else who will remain nameless. (I don’t want to set the hags off again.)

I respect Kidman’s decision and her reasons for it, whatever they were.

# 305 just passing through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:23 pm
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Loonie are those psyho haters from dlisted, perezhilton, Us mag. and yes ,this site spewing hatred, creating nasty rumors, lie and still sooooo bitter toward a divorce which was not even them , keep coming back to a celebrity thread which they never like and never miss locating that thread which was hidden deep down at he archive section . just to throw their life frustration, depression , ranting rampant obsessive hatred toward this couples and family. THAT IS THE REAL PSYHCOPATH.!!!!!!!!

367 galloway @ 07/17/2008 at 11:38 pm

Don’t be silly! Who cares if it’s doled out in small batches. As long as it goes to charity.
They don’t need more exposure. The JP family just attracts a lot of attention. Even from haters! If you know of a more attractive Hollywood family let us know.

Waving to all the wonderful fans of Brad and Angie !

I love this family….

Thanks again JJ !

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ITA. but when the Huvaniston start denying something’s on X lovelife. then,that relation is on its end. Remember, Brad and X 1-week before the announcement of separation, he was still singing all is well between the golden sh.it couple, with Vince , a month before separation, his hook up with the coed, denied , denied. with Paul, that gigolo bf was still PR wh.oring the smart water at her home 2 week before the separation. hahaha, so predictable . X and peeboy relations are almost over, too bad, I really wish they could last a life time, just the picture of the reconstructed ,botox frozen face X shouting to the Ocean while her boytoy peeing on her mouth would make my day !

LOL. LOL. TedC is totally so wrong again as always. He knows nothing. He has no sources. He is a complete washed up loser. Anyone who believes anything he says is a complete loser like him.

Jennifer Garner is 5 months pregnant. NO BREAKUP ON THE HORIZON FOR JEN AND BEN.