Angelina Jolie Leaves Hospital With Twins

The JPs are so large that there are almost 1000 stories on Google now, which are just about them leaving the hospital. :lol:

Compare that to all 294 stories about Alba and her kid’s pic on OK.

Pretty funny. Oh, and get this Cash Warren, says that he doesn’t want his daughter to be ‘beautiful,’ and that he’s glad she looks like him - ticks off the features that the kids has that are his, he says if his daughter was a beautiful as Alba he would “kill himself,” because he sees the kind of male attention Jessica gets.

Okay - imagine if Brad said that about Shiloh or Viv…..now tell me, if he wouldn’t be burned at the stake, and roasted in every publication known to man. LMAO Not that Brad would be dumb enough or arrogant enough to say it - not to mention insenistive enough to call their baby daughter ‘not beautiful,’ before she’s evn 3 months. Cash warren is officially an obnoxious idiot. LMAO

Lastly, we all KNOW how Jen Maniston’s desperation knowns NO bounds, and that she’s a JOKE an a half, right?? Well check it…

:lol: she’s now trying to divide her time between Brad & Angelina’s coattails, and…get this…Miley Cyrus’s!! Bish is desperate to play Mom to teenaged Miley in a crap movie she wants to produce (I guess she sees the writing on the wall about her dying career and her AGE. Ahahaha!) Apparently poor old no talent TV sit-com HACK Jen aniston cannot get her movies funded by studios to save her friggin’ LIFE!!! So she’s trying to drag ol’ Miley down with her. Miley if you’re reading this, DON’T DO IT!! Jen Aniston’s career is POISON, you really don’t want to be associated with a tabloid coattail riding whiny TV bish, you’re better than that. Maniston is so un hip she’s practically Florence Henderson, except Florence is prettier, more talented and her career is hotter. Ahahahaha! Stay away from the TV sit-com trash Miley, this would be a step down for you. You don’t need that TV bish, SHE needs YOU. Hahahaha! So funny that a studio is only willing to fund her sh*tty comedies, when she resorts to gimmicks like putting a little teen mega superstar Cyrus in her crap rom com movies. Hahahaha. Who’s next Maniston?!! The Jonas Brothers?? LOL Why not make them your 3 sons in some lame movie!! Ahahahahaha! Good times.

Digital spy so grain of salt - but still pretty funny.

Aniston wants to play Cyrus’s mum
Saturday, July 19 2008, 12:40 BST

Cyrus, 15, is currently wrapping up filming for Hannah Montana: The Movie.

Helen,

Shut the fcuk up, pleasee.

# 141 NIKE @ 07/19/2008 at 12:53 pm imaginary # 121
for your info same for you, have no idea if omo is a doc. dont think he or is it a she this time .

i know cant recal yet but was pullin this same sheet on a different blog. wait i recall evtually. are you own mo.
nine out of ten omo is postin wit differen names here pro and con.

i smell quack. what bs to aj and bp threads omo brings wit his faux patients. rape, incest whatevah imaginary junk it thinks up.

ventin no causin drama needin attention. whats da name of the other blog, it will come to me. private pratice and all.
no one knows for sure, i do know omo was on a differen blog than jjs
quackin.

Regina @ 07/19/2008 at 8:24 am What’s next, Jared? “Angelina goes to the toilet for a nice poop.”

You’re reporting their every bliming move!

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Oh come on as if YOU and [~I n F a m o u s~] are not waiting with baited breath for JJ’s post about AJ . I can picture you two LOVERS bloodshot eyes, not eating nor bathing for week/months poised on the computer clicking every minute the name of Angelina Jolie to see if there’s a new post about her… BWAHAHAHA.

Felinelilly @ 07/19/2008 at 12:38 pm
Hey anoble, yep, just slowpoking it on my phone, LOL. Sorry for the length of time between replies. How are you? Feeling better I hope. I bought my copy of People this morning.

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Doing good here - don’t feel bad about the time length, I am doing what the real tita calls drive by posting today. Been out on the deck enjoying the day. How’s everything on your end of the country?

God continue to bless the family

The whole world will be waiting for the pictures of the beautiful twins. I hope People mag gets it not OK mag.

I can’t wait to see the twins pics. Knox and Vivianne are the cutest.

The baby photos will probably be shot at Chateau Miraval, which is a marvelously looking place.

I will gladly contribute to charity by buying the mag with the photos.

Baby Knox and Baby Vee … awwwww!

They left so early. Probably to avoid photographers, but I think they will be staying in France with Brad’s next project filming there, and the house they just bought. Congrats to the happy family.

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God. Im a gonna puuuuuke.

Hehehehehe. I knew tey’d leave in the middle of the night! When they REALLY don’t want to be seen that’s been their M.O. for almost 2 years now and the ratzi STILL can’t catch them at it. All hail Brad & Angelina…confounding ratzi everywhere!