Jennifer Aniston Jets from John’s Place

Hay ya’ll!

Anyhoo, I have a co-worker whom I have discovered is a fellow JP lover and despiser of the X. She also ABHORS John Mayer, and she and I spent a few lunch breaks this week in her office discussing Cannes and Maniston’s latest hookup and laughing our butts off. JJ’s is blocked at my work, as is Perez, Dlisted and Lainey’s but for some reason US mag is one gossip site we can access. So we looked at pictures from there and responded to a few Fanistons. My friend’s big complaint about Mayer is how he blogs about his former lovers and of course the whole Golden Shower thing, so we decide to post about that on the US mag website in response to some hen asking why everyone always hates on Mayer.

She wrote a post that said something to the effect that John Mayer is a douche and brags about banging groupies and kisses and tells, and how funny it is that all of his blog posts about his antics and general douchiness disappeared the week before he and Jen hooked up, and Perez’ photo evidence is also seemingly inaccessable. She said that Huvane is paid well to tie up all these loose ends and make sure Jen is portrayed well in the tabs, and that Jen’s fans would soon find out for themselves about Mayer.

Well, her post never showed up. She tried again. Again, no post. We posted another message that was just very innocuous, Angie is so beautiful, something like that, and *that* post showed. I have never posted at US Mag before, so I found it curious. I had to get back to my own office, and she had to go too, but later in the day today she told me she tried to post that message another six times and the message never would go through, but others that didn’t mention Mayer or Huvane DID go through.

Now, the reason I am ticked off is because that website has no problem allowing all manner of nasty accusations and wild assumptions about Angie, Brad and the kids to be posted over and ocer, but a post questioning why Mayer’s blog was sanitized and alluding to Huvane’s involvement for his client’s image just never seems to show up?

I guess US mag site is monitored by Huvane’s people and won’t allow posts that throw suspicion on him or Aniston. I hate to sound all conspiracy-minded, but Cliniqua’s “Huvaniston” posts keep coming to mind. Could that really be the case that Huvane controls posts on a whole website like that? If so, I am more disgusted than ever.

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^That is so true. Don’t forget John Mayer ride the Internet posting along with Jen and her pr people. This group of people thank they are so much smarter than the public that they are sickening.
I have tried to post on other sites and my post go up then erased. “These boots are made for walking” is another site that will take you comments down if it does not make Jens look good and they always bash Brad/Ange. On John web sites he has heavy monitoring that will not let you post true comments about he or Jen. On John Mayer site they claim all his concerts are sold out and successful and I don’t believe that at all.
This relationship is so PHONY and PATHETIC. There is such a crookedness about John and Jennifer relationship. If it was true they would not have to play these games. So many people know the truth about John and Jen that they will be exposed one day. It’s so sad that John Mayer joined Jen in her bitterness to fight Brad/Ange. I was a John Mayer fan and he and his fans never had any thing against Brad/Ange. I guess John hooked up with Jen decided to join her vengeful fight against the other couple.

#155 don’t you ever call me a frigg*** old hag.I happen to be a beautiful young nanny you ass and proud of it. I don’t live on the comp. like you people do. She was being a little sH** for sneaking on something shes not aloud on. So you have no right to disipline me.
Don’t you thinkk???????????

Of course…I speak truth and it’s off to moderation for me.

154
Are you the one that are children like my granddaughter looking to fight all the time. You see Jill it won’t happen to me. b/c I don’t argue on here with anyone, I’m unbias unlike you..Don’t you think????

re: nose jobs and color contacts.

Nose jobs - there is an actually very cute picture of Angelina Jolie at about 14 out there on the wideworldweb. She has braces and a quite wide nose. Base on that photo, she has clearly had her bridge narrowed and the tip of her nose snipped. But so what. Same thing half of Hollywood has done and minor compared to most work.

Color contacts - I don’t believe for a moment JA is wearing color contacts. They are incredibly uncomfortable. It is not possible to keep them in 24/7; and by now, some pap, somewhere would have caught her with them out.

Just use your logical brains people.

Err…#213, You sound just like that crazy Cliniqua, blaming everything negative that happens to Brad and Angie on Huvane. Come up with a new one, will ya? Jennifer Aniston is a sexybeast. Love her new highlights too.

omg…#225 you are also paranoid about Huvane. LOL.

Actually, I’m surprised my posts have gone through today, I thought i was banned for being anti Brad and Angie. I could also argue that jared is paid by Angelina’s and Brad’s minions, but i won’t.That is just Crazy talk

angie and jen fans need to get a fuc*kin life. pronto. arguing on a blog message board about whos the best. sh*theads.

you’re almost as pathetic as the ‘first!’ morons.

no, Huh - you’re delusional. You’ll see. It won’t work. Sorry, don’t want to crush your world. Sniff sniff!

g-girl @ 07/26/2008 at 7:33 pm
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LMAO. your world will be crushed for sure and is coming very soon.

g-girl, didn’t you Jen hens say that for the past 4 years? But Brad and Angie are still together and happy with more children. And your idol Maniston has been dumped many times. LOL.

I cannot believe she has hit rock bottem to date this dirty ugly looking smart ass.He looks dirty and greasy,gawd I guess she is desperate,he is going to kick her to the curb,this greasy jerk is only about mayer,oh well aniston I guess you found what you deserve.So funny you both look like puke.

galloway @ 07/26/2008 at 6:25 pm
I don’t believe for a moment JA is wearing color contacts. They are incredibly uncomfortable. It is not possible to keep them in 24/7; and by now, some pap, somewhere would have caught her with them out.
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Your logic sucks as usual, Shitzy. Soft colored contacts are no more uncomfortable to wear than regular contacts. You can buy overnight contact lenses in color and sleep in them if you want to.

Now are you going to tell me that JA’s eyes changed NATURALLY from dark brown to blue?

Want to see JA in Leprechaun? Here ya go:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/gallery/janiston2/janiston1.

“Blue eyes” my ass. ROTFLMBAO!