Jennifer Aniston Jets from John’s Place

I think these two are a perfect match; they appear to share many of the same interests in life and enjoy one another’s company very much. It is magic when you connect with someone who is very into the same interests as you are. I can see a long and happy life for these two.

Well, she certainly can pick ‘em. Let’s see, he has already been caught trying to pick up a woman on his tour, calls women “*****”, makes jokes about how many “*****” have “unlocked their Masterlock” for him, and thinks it’s hilarious to call blacks the “N” word. Yep, Jen certainly has great taste in men. Too bad some of her close friends don’t care enough about her to offer some practical advice, instead of just being her “yes-women.” Well, I suppose I’ll have to do the job. How about this for a novel approach, Jen: allow a man to see the “real” you (if you can even find the persona); go on normal dates, not set-ups where Huvane calls the paps and six squad cars; DON’T worry about whether the world thinks you are desirable, just concentrate on whether the man does; DON’T think that ANYONE you date will have any effect on Brad — he will never be jealous of your relationships because you are no longer a part of his life; stop hanging all over John and following him around like a puppy dog; show some STRENGTH!

If you do all of those things, it will mean you are FINALLY starting to act like a 40-year-old woman instead of a needy middle-schooler. Here is your current lover boy in action:

http:/gawker.com/news/john-mayer/john-mayer-miner-of-comedy-gold-183396.php

@Edumacated

You’re just the type I was referrring to! I can’t believe you read Gawker! Me too! Are you a commenter? Doubt it - cuz that corny comment you just posted would get you banned so quick. Trust!

“Too bad some of her close friends don’t care enough about her to offer some practical advice, instead of just being her “yes-women.” Well, I suppose I’ll have to do the job.”

DUDE, you care way too much. There’s a fine line between being servicey and projecting your psychosis on strangers. I mean a 5,000 word “intervention?” Where the HELL are your real friends?! You know she’s not actually gonna read your “practical advice,” right? Get help. Srsly.

I think John Mayer went to the highest bidder which was Jennifer Aniston. John is not going to leave Jen because she has the most money of all the chicks he has dated. She has a production company which John is interested in. This publicity stunt relationship is not about love never was. It’s about what near 40 year old JA can do for him. She is ugly but John don’t care. John wants to be a super star. He wants all of Hollywood to treat him like that do Brad Pitt. John is jealous of Brad and wants what he has. Jen is a stepping stone to that world. Look at how the Pr team is busy trying to clean John Mayer who rish background up. John/Jen and the Pr team have long terms plans to make John a star and of course Jen needs to piggy back off of a big star. John will not leave Jen. Jen fans relax. JM fans you lost JM already it stop being about music long time ago. Jen brought and paid for John. Bet she got the recipe in her purse.

“DUDE, you care way too much. There’s a fine line between being servicey and projecting your psychosis on strangers. I mean a 5,000 word “intervention?” Where the HELL are your real friends?! You know she’s not actually gonna read your “practical advice,” right? Get help. Srsly.”
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Your eloquence (or lack thereof) is astounding, rivaled only by your inabilty to discern elementary “tongue-in-cheek commentary (and to write in complete words and sentences or to COUNT).

First, I am not a DUDE. And no, I don’t think she will read the comments here, but I DO know that Huvane hires people to post here in her defense, so obviously the comments on this board are of some interest to her “handlers.” Do I think she will heed my advice? Of course not, since she has evidenced an inabilty to deal with the real world since Brad left her and she went crying to Vanity Fair. Her subsequent string of publicity-stunt romances further evidences her lack of social development, hence her present attachment to a man who has shown a complete lack of respect for women and for Blacks. Gee, must make her feel GREAT to be with a man who spouts the “N” word from a comedy stage (and likely in his private life as well — nice, socially-progressive couple). But who knows if “Can’t-keep-a-Maniston” even WANTS a normal relationship, since then she wouldn’t have a reason to gather the “tribe” around to feel “sorry” for her.

I trust I have answered your rather inarticulately formulated inquiry. This is a Gossip site, Hon. People come here to offer their views about people in the designated posts. This isn’t rocket science, so there is no reason for you to be seemingly shocked that I have used the forum for its intended purpose. (Gee, I guess Chin isn’t the only one who lacks social and intellectual developmental skills.)

# 185 you jocker
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Dont lie. You are here 24/7. Your strategy is ‘KEEP CHANGING NAMES”. What’s the matter, afraid to own your many posts because you made too many grammatical errors? That only prove you are SPINLESS !!! Just like your idol Aniston, you’re a FRAUD !!!

galloway-

You have NO proof this or that actress had plastic surgery, unless the actress herself said so. Anybody can always bring in any picture which is less air brushed to another picture which is photoshoped and make any claim. Therefore, any saying on them is pure speculating. But your idol Aniston was CAUGHT entering and leaving a plastic surgeon’s office. There are pictures of her, see the following link. How do you explain that?

http://usmagazine.com/jens_secret_nose_job

What do Jennifer Aniston, Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz have in common? When Aniston recently underwent rhinoplasty, she turned to Dr. Raj Kanodia, the plastic surgeon behind Simpson’s and Diaz’s new noses.

In the early morning hours of January 20, one day after taping a guest spot on pal Courteney Cox’s new series Dirt, Aniston’s driver dropped her off at Kanodia’s office in Beverly Hills.

The actress emerged four hours later, but instead of her usual golden glow, she sported fresh black-and-blue bruises along her right eyebrow and across the tip of her nose and upper lip.
Aniston’s rep confirms the operation. “Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago,” he tells Us Weekly.

Indeed, a source tells Us that Aniston, 37, had wanted to have the nose job for more than a decade.

So why would America’s Sweetheart decide to fine-tune her look?
“Jen has hated her nose ever since her first nose job,” a source close to the actress tells Us. “She always said how lousy it was and that her nose was still too wide.”

FROM WHAT MY FRIENDS AND RANDOM PPL, ONLINE USERS I ASKED SAID ANISTON IS A TERRIBLE ACTRESS

Jen’s movie gross :–

rumor has it $43M

derailed $36M

friends with money $13M

She is gonna have a problem. She is 39, by hollywood standard, she is old.

actresses we prefer:–

and Hillary Swank, Naomi Watts.

Schlumberger @ 07/26/2008 at 4:23 pm
Yes, there was a poster “sam”
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Sam = Galloway.

dragonfly @ 05/22/2008 at 10:18 pm

Hay ya’ll!

Anyhoo, I have a co-worker whom I have discovered is a fellow JP lover and despiser of the X. She also ABHORS John Mayer, and she and I spent a few lunch breaks this week in her office discussing Cannes and Maniston’s latest hookup and laughing our butts off. JJ’s is blocked at my work, as is Perez, Dlisted and Lainey’s but for some reason US mag is one gossip site we can access. So we looked at pictures from there and responded to a few Fanistons. My friend’s big complaint about Mayer is how he blogs about his former lovers and of course the whole Golden Shower thing, so we decide to post about that on the US mag website in response to some hen asking why everyone always hates on Mayer.

She wrote a post that said something to the effect that John Mayer is a douche and brags about banging groupies and kisses and tells, and how funny it is that all of his blog posts about his antics and general douchiness disappeared the week before he and Jen hooked up, and Perez’ photo evidence is also seemingly inaccessable. She said that Huvane is paid well to tie up all these loose ends and make sure Jen is portrayed well in the tabs, and that Jen’s fans would soon find out for themselves about Mayer.

Well, her post never showed up. She tried again. Again, no post. We posted another message that was just very innocuous, Angie is so beautiful, something like that, and *that* post showed. I have never posted at US Mag before, so I found it curious. I had to get back to my own office, and she had to go too, but later in the day today she told me she tried to post that message another six times and the message never would go through, but others that didn’t mention Mayer or Huvane DID go through.

Now, the reason I am ticked off is because that website has no problem allowing all manner of nasty accusations and wild assumptions about Angie, Brad and the kids to be posted over and ocer, but a post questioning why Mayer’s blog was sanitized and alluding to Huvane’s involvement for his client’s image just never seems to show up?

I guess US mag site is monitored by Huvane’s people and won’t allow posts that throw suspicion on him or Aniston. I hate to sound all conspiracy-minded, but Cliniqua’s “Huvaniston” posts keep coming to mind. Could that really be the case that Huvane controls posts on a whole website like that? If so, I am more disgusted than ever.

galloway @ 07/26/2008 at 3:55 pm

THIS is officially the chuckle of the day. Pray tell HOW do you know this? Please “edumacate” us all. We are dying to know how ‘connected’ you are. And might give the loons a chance to worship someone else for a change.”

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I worked in the entertainment industry for many years (development, production, distribution). It is no secret in the industry that Huvane is VERY hands-on when it comes to Aniston (just as Kingsley was with Cruise before he dumped her). These are stars whose “images” require constant oversight and whose egos require constant massaging. You can’t possibly believe that scenes such as the one at LAX and the recent ridiculous dinner outing where SIX police cars showed up to escort her and her dinner companion to their car (when the crowd was only about 25 people) just happen because she is such a HUGE star, do you? Good Lord, Will Smith is the highest paid star in Hollywood. He travels commercial, so why have we never seen HIM surrounded by the entire LAPD at LAX? Because certain stars’ egos require a higher degree of PR manipulation than others.

Hiring posters for sites that cater (favorably or unfavorably ) to a particular star is something that is routinely done these days (assuming the site has a broad enough base — it’s just another form of “advertising, “nothing more). And JJ has long been known as a site with a high volume of Jolie/Pitt/Aniston posts. Aniston, who worries a lot about how she is perceived, requires more work than stars with less fragile egos. Some stars don’t really care what the masses think of them, so long as it doesn’t affect thier ability to get work. Aniston does, so it’s Huvane’s job to create a certain image and aura. If there is a post here with a lot of negative comments, his underlings make sure that a certain percentage of positive comments appear, not because Aniston herself will read them, but because it’s important to her overall public image that she is seen as having a loyal fan base.

You can believe it or not, that’s your choice. If you have no exposure to the industry and don’t know how PR machines work, then certainly nothing I say will convince you, so believe whatever you wish.

Bettina Says:
February 24th, 2007 at 1:28 am

The key words are “she wanted to change from the Rachel image” In all of her movies, she is just a different version of Rachel

TBU - She played Rachel to perfection (which I beleive is playing herself)

Friends W/Money - Played Rachel with no money but rich friends

Rumor Has It - Played a confused Rachel

DeRailed - Played Rachedl trying to be sexy and seductive, while being sinister and failed miserably at it

Polly - A neurotic Rachel

Bruce - Rachel adoring Jim Carrey

Good Girl - Rachel working at Wal Mart and looking sad; not acting sad, just looking it

Rock Star- Rachel waiting for her boyfriend to come to his senses and realize his love for her

A rather boring career “All About Rachel”.

Lets see… it will end just like Angie and Brad’s. That will be the how it ends!