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John Mayer is Pasternak Pumped

John Mayer is Pasternak Pumped

John Mayer looks pumped after receiving a special workout from celebrity personal trainer Harley Pasternak in Los Angeles on Thursday.

Earlier in the day, the 30-year-old musician went before Los Angeles city officials to ask for control measures to protect himself and other celebrities from paparazzi.

“I don’t sit before you today to ask that you ban the paparazzi,” John said in the hearing. “I’m asking you to regulate it, officialize it, tax it, legitimize it.”

He added, “I don’t want to beg the city of Los Angeles to give me 1987 back. I love being a famous musician in 2008… This is about safety.”

Mr. Mayer ended, saying, “”Regulating the paparazzi won’t bring an end to modern-day media coverage, just as the newly enforced hands-free law hasn’t stopped people from talking on cell phones while they drive.”

Actress girlfriend Jennifer Aniston must be so proud of her beau! Tear, tear.

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80 Comments

# 2
yea what i think to @ 08/01/2008 at 1:22 am

good goin jon that would help the pitts more than you though,u r nobody

# 3
yea what i think to @ 08/01/2008 at 1:22 am

go jon help the pitsssss

# 4
yea what i think to @ 08/01/2008 at 1:23 am

this guy seems weirder by the day

# 5
just saying @ 08/01/2008 at 1:29 am

what’s with the rose on the shoulder? is that supposed to be his feminine side? Dude is so gay.

# 6

2nd. I still haven’t gotten used to John Mayer the tatooed, muscle-bound “CELEBRITY.” I miss the anonymous, awkward musician John Mayer.

# 7

I would be proud of him too: smart, hot, very very talented. The’s the best.

# 8

Good for Him. I loved what he said in the testimonial at City Hall which he posted on his blog too:

http://www.johnmayer.com/blog

He stood-up for his girlfriend:

Here’s a true story.

Last month at Los Angeles International Airport, forty men, holding no tickets to fly and with nobody to pick up, swarmed an arriving female passenger inside the terminal, shouting at her, disorienting her and denying her a safe exit. Does that sound like something that should be allowed? Should the fact that the forty men were holding cameras change that answer?

He’s a cool guy.

# 9

Good for Him. I loved what he said in the testimonial at City Hall which he posted on his blog too:

http://www.johnmayer.com/blog

He stood-up for his girlfriend:

Here’s a true story.

Last month at Los Angeles International Airport, forty men, holding no tickets to fly and with nobody to pick up, swarmed an arriving female passenger inside the terminal, shouting at her, disorienting her and denying her a safe exit. Does that sound like something that should be allowed? Should the fact that the forty men were holding cameras change that answer?

He’s a cool guy.

i miss john when he didn’t think of himself so much as a celebrity

Jen has really weird taste in man.I wouldn’t have sex w/ him if he was the last guy on earth. God , he looks gay.

dAMIEN Boy Chandra @ 08/01/2008 at 1:46 am

lOOking Good. Love the tattooes..

I love him more every day! Go John!

However, I too liked him better when he didn’t think of himself as a celeb, but that is what his fame and talent has brought him.

And Annabelle, you have a screw loose girl!

He’s F***ing amazing. Gotta love the man.

Seriously @ 08/01/2008 at 2:15 am

I miss the old John Mayer. The one who didn’t fly private jets and date mediawhores like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. The guy that way sweet and funny and who honestly cared about his fans opinions and loved to play guitar. This new John Mayer is horrible. All he cares about is celebrity. His fans will be lucky if they ever see a new studio album. He’s too busy being Aniston’s beotch. The new hair cut and the testifying, she certainly has her new puppy trained.

He runs to TMZ one moment and then testifying about paps the next. He’s become a hypocrite. He claims in interviews that he would never date a smoker, he does. He claimed in an interview he wouldn’t want to date a person who had plastic surgery, he is. He fired his bass player that has been with him for nearly a decade. These newer fans have their heads so far up his rear it’s just disgusting.

seriously… I remember him saying that about not dating a smoker. Guess he changed his mind. I remember People magazine reporting he and Aniston recently dining somewhere, and she was smoking one ciggie after another.

Last month at Los Angeles International Airport, forty men, holding no tickets to fly and with nobody to pick up, swarmed an arriving female passenger inside the terminal, shouting at her, disorienting her and denying her a safe exit. Does that sound like something that should be allowed? Should the fact that the forty men were holding cameras change that answer?
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Maybe she should not have tipped them off then. I mean really.. forty photogs, after that woman? Please.

Shame he is losing his hair. I saw a pic the other day, and he has a bald spot on top of his head. Maybe that is the reason for the haircut? Maybe he will shave it all the way.

KRUNGkrung @ 08/01/2008 at 3:13 am

i like that kind of hair cut in a guy.

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston ARE NOT A REAL COUPLE> THEY ARE ACTING< Their publicity game ends soon.

He is a publicity ***** who does ANYTHING for media attention because his music has a declining audience. People don’t want to watch a musician who parodies, copies and basically sucks at original work. He is the epitome of pretense. This arranged “relationship” was for tour publicity only. THEY ARE ACTING. They know that. I know that. YOU DONT.

fook off you clown @ 08/01/2008 at 3:41 am

>J o h n M a y e r P r o f e s s i o n a lP u bl i c i t yW h o r e<

Guys, don’t you even read what he wrote?

He said what’s inside many celebrities’ minds! Do you think, Britney Spears was so damn happy to be followed by ppz every where, for may be 24 hours a day? Or when ppz chased Julia Roberts, who was with her children in her car, she would say : Thank Lord, me and my children would be on tabs today! Or, Kidman would be so amazed to have her pictures with sweat on her armpit on tabs?

What about Princess Diana? Ever think about that? Do you think her sons were very happy today to remember how she died?

Goodness, guys! You never fail to amaze me!

fook off you clown @ 08/01/2008 at 3:55 am

John, WHAT DO YOU REALLY CARE whether any passenger is bothered by paparazzi ? The SINGULAR REASON you blog about this, and the only reason it sticks in your teeth, is the fact that you are JEALOUS of the 40 paparazzi that follow someone else. You are an egotisical, pretentious, vain, transparent mediawhore Seriously face it. Tell the truth. You are have a declining audience and Jen proved to be very very successful in a TV show, with a fan base that continues. AND THAT MAKES YOU JEALOUS. BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF WHAT A FAKE YOU ARE. CLONING DAVE MATTHEWS WASNT REALLY YOUR LIFE WAS IT ? YOU IMMATURE SILLY CLOWN.

Ooh
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good
Ooh
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows, heaven knows
Heaven knows
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
Fallin’ free, fallin’ free
Fallin’ free, fallin’ free
Fallin’ free
Ooh
You and me, you and me
You and me, you and me
You and me
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

Ooh
I’ll get you, I’ll get you
I’ll get you, I’ll get you
I’ll get you
Ooh
What you do, what you do
What you do, what you do
What you do
Ooh
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love

I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

He has a tattoo? never knew that. i really don’t give a s*hit about him or his true motivations but what he said is true whether or not he believes it. They need regulations. Paps should NOT be allowed to crowd cars, they shouldn’t be allowed to enter or loiter around stores and they should NOT be allowed at airports. There are actually other normal everyday people who happen to have to deal with the annoying paps every time a celeb is near that is pretty d*amn unfair, annoying & hazardous.

you are JEALOUS of the 40 paparazzi that follow someone else

That someone else being his girlfriend. And he psoted that because he was worried for her. You sick l o o n.

>>That someone else being his girlfriend

IT ISNT . IT IS A MEDIA FAKE. YOU ARE BEING DUPED.

:O)

>And he psoted that because he was worried for her

hahahahhaha !!!!!!!!!!!…………….
hahahahhaha !!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhaha !!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhaha !!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhaha !!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE GULLIBLE FOLLOWER OF MONEY DRIVE MEDIA LIES

It’s hard to fight the l o o n s. You’re more agressive than all the paparazzis out there.

@ Fook off you clown,

if you want to curse, at least curse correctly, so you will not be misunderstood.
I searched in my dictionary, I can not find the word “fook”, even my spell checker underlines it with red colour.

And if John is so fake, answer this question: Why did Eric Clapton and Buddy Guy played together with him?

I’d rather follow media lies and than read such a nonsense from people like you. At least, at the end, I will find the truth, somehow. With you, I only get to nowhere!

Typo: “play” and not “played”

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# 9
Lolita @ 08/01/2008 at 1:40 am

Good for Him. I loved what he said in the testimonial at City Hall which he posted on his blog too:

http://www.johnmayer.com/blog

He stood-up for his girlfriend:

Here’s a true story.

Last month at Los Angeles International Airport, forty men, holding no tickets to fly and with nobody to pick up, swarmed an arriving female passenger inside the terminal, shouting at her, disorienting her and denying her a safe exit. Does that sound like something that should be allowed? Should the fact that the forty men were holding cameras change that answer?


Disoreinting her? Really? Please.
This was a joke. The man was just on camera with TMZ last week. H

Is this guy for real? He only wishes the paps would follow him more! The only reason that the paps are interested in him and Jen are because of …. need I say it ….. you know …. they want to get a reaction out of them. The sad haters still believe in a love triangle which never really took place anyway. As Jen said - she was never dumped and her husband never cheated on her … so all the fuss and drama is just pure rubbish that the haters want to believe.

You’re not a famous musician John, you’re a famous douche and you got that way dating plastic boobed tarts. And your proposal is idiotic. You can’t stop, or regulate, anyone taking photos on the street. If you want more space get a bodyguard moron.

i dont necessarily disagree with what he is saying…just that he is the one saying it,

I mean, the guy courts the paps. he recently HOSTED TMZ. come on !!!

I bet Mayer is pi s s ed that the police captain got all the attention. Mayer wasn’t even mentioned.

And TMZ is the worst! Their papz are disgusting and really demean the celebs on that show. Why why why??!! Why would he go on that show and make money for them?

What a joke he is.

both Mayer and Aniston LOVE and LIVE for attention

Jennifer Aniston takes her hard nipples to Barney’s after making sure everyone knows that John Mayer likes her alot

douchebag: @ 08/01/2008 at 9:13 am

PLEASE HE AND HIS BOYFRIEND LOVE THE ATTENTION , THEY PLANT STORIES IN TABLOIDS ALL THE TIME .

For those people who are so sure this relationship is fake and will end soon, then why don’t you tell us exactly when it will end?

Shar ex Mayer fan @ 08/01/2008 at 9:56 am

# 16 Seriously @ 08/01/2008 at 2:15 am I miss the old John Mayer. The one who didn’t fly private jets and date mediawhores like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. The guy that way sweet and funny and who honestly cared about his fans opinions and loved to play guitar. This new John Mayer is horrible. All he cares about is celebrity. His fans will be lucky if they ever see a new studio album. He’s too busy being Aniston’s beotch. The new hair cut and the testifying, she certainly has her new puppy trained.

He runs to TMZ one moment and then testifying about paps the next. He’s become a hypocrite. He claims in interviews that he would never date a smoker, he does. He claimed in an interview he wouldn’t want to date a person who had plastic surgery, he is. He fired his bass player that has been with him for nearly a decade. These newer fans have their heads so far up his rear it’s just disgusting.
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OMG YOU SAID EVERY THING I WAS GOING TO SAY.
The old John Mayer was 100 times better than this one. All of his fans are JA fans. Jen ( his momma ) is cloning him to be just like Brad.
One day he is playing with the paps, then his mommaJen tell him to stop. That chick is old desperate and pathetic.

And if John is so fake, answer this question: Why did Eric Clapton and Buddy Guy played together with him?
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John is an a s s kisser. Some times they cross one artist with another one to help the other one. John don’t and never have been up to those artist level. Now look at him trying to get another job from Aniston. I don’t call that great at all.

J o h n M a y e r P r o f e s s i o n a lP u bl i c i t yW h o r e<

^SSSSooooo true.

Media Manipulation. That’s how he plans to win Hollywood. This is the topic he thinks will make all the other Hollywood stars like him and Old Jen. This two faced clown plays with the paps all the time.

He should learn to take everything into stride like Brad. Brad always, always stays calm and cool when swamed by paps. Remember Angie’s mum died and he personally walked over to all the pap cars asking them to give the family some privacy. He knows it’s part of the parcel but he hates when they get crazy when they are with the kids. Mayer aint even that famous!! Granted the paps are a pain but Mayer shouldn’t be the one advocating.

I wish Jen would dump him and choose some one else. All of this is going to turn on her. I feel he is not to be trusted.

Seriously, I think the guy is gay.

@Miss Marry

And you think, somebody like Clapton is blinded by an ass kisser? Or Buddy Guy, a master of blues, doesn’t recognize an ass kisser when he saw one?

You should think higher about those two other guys!

What about the people in Grammy awards? Or people who bought his cds, so his cds can reach the multi-platinum status?

Can you even play guitar? Do you play better than him? Record one, and publish it in Youtube, then we will see, if you have something more than big words.

Mayer plays very little guitar then fronts a lot of ego. You ever wonder why all the guitar players are all around him on stage. This is his talent manipulating the media to his advantage. Setting up fake situation and publicity stunts. He is really into his stunt life big time. He is an original douche bag.

Disappointing @ 08/01/2008 at 10:39 am

Seriously @ 08/01/2008 at 2:15 am:

I smell it too. Everthing that comes out of John’s mouth is a contradiction and he keeps getting away with it. I can’t believe that I was so supportive of him back in the day.

Did he really fire Dela? That’s upsetting. I was thinking that Dela refused to play the game and that’s why he’s not touring.

Yes, he did fire Dela for not going along with the game. Mayer is not what he use to be. He set aside music and going after the fake Hollywood game.

You adoptalina loons make me sick,if he wanted publicity why didn’t he stay with cameron diaz an a lister,he dumped her.you are all such dumbasses.it was skankalina who got with the a lister to raise her profile.she has never has so much media coverage, attention ,whoring out kid time etc etc since she got with stu pitt morons!billy bob was right.and to true mayer fans who don’t like ja sorry! but that doesn’t take away his talent does it.

I read it rien. He makes a very intelligent argument and what I think some morons here don’t get is he is not just speaking to the safety of celebrities, but of every person in the vicinity of a celebrity being hounded by overzealous paps. After all, if 8 photographers are running a red light chasing a celebrity, it’s not that celebrity who is going to be in a serious accident, it is the average joe schmo who just happened to be unlucky enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

So I say….well said John.

I’m so disapointed with John Mayer to. I am a Mayer fan that don’t like the chang in him. I’m so sick of some of Jennifer mentally ill fans-it’s not all of them but the small few are really sick. I can tell those last poster where John Mayer fans one even says ex-Mayer fan. Come on let that triangle go Jen fans, it only makes Jen looks bad. There is a big shake up in Mayer fan world lots of fans are very angry. Some mad angry Mayer fans are going to take it out on Jen. All hype aside Mayer fans don’t like her and don’t like what John is changing into. You guys please read the post and try to understand it.

well im not his biggest fan but i think he is ok and i like his new look i just find it funny angelina’s crazy fans are here to bash a person that has nothing to do with their idol but that is why they are called psychos by all the web i guess

That boy is seriously a fug ug

Seriously @ 08/01/2008 at 2:15 am I miss the old John Mayer. The one who didn’t fly private jets and date mediawhores like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. The guy that way sweet and funny and who honestly cared about his fans opinions and loved to play guitar. This new John Mayer is horrible. All he cares about is celebrity. His fans will be lucky if they ever see a new studio album. He’s too busy being Aniston’s beotch. The new hair cut and the testifying, she certainly has her new puppy trained.

He runs to TMZ one moment and then testifying about paps the next. He’s become a hypocrite. He claims in interviews that he would never date a smoker, he does.
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He should have thought that one through and then added ‘unless the smoker is rich and can offer him lots of publicity by association…in the same way the smoker was elevated by association.

# 26 fook off you clown @ 08/01/2008 at 4:12 am Ooh
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good, it’s so good
It’s so good……..
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Huahahahahahahahaha……….that was funny!

Foyc all it needs now is a few lalalalas and it’s complete

Bessie_mae @ 08/01/2008 at 12:30 pm

What the fu*k?? I’ve this this mediawhore on TMZ more times than I can count, practically BEGGING the cameras to follow him, cracking lame jokes and being a pathetic, desperate, attention- seeking loser. What a disgusting hypocrite.

#22, It’s the OPPOSITE. John’s ORIGINAL fanbase was like Dave Mattews’ fanbase…LOYAL. John has alienated them by becoming a womanizing, media ***** celebrity. His new fanbase is made up of ppl who care about him only because the tabloids and paparazzi follow him. These people are fickle. He’s in trouble now. I REALLY DON’T LIKE THE PERSON HE HAS BECOME. I DON’T SUPPORT HIM ANYMORE. Most of the people posting about him these days are Jennifer Aniston/Brangelina fanatics who annoyingly turn the threads into long drawn out arguments about nothing.
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He is a publicity ***** who does ANYTHING for media attention because his music has a declining audience.

I DIDN’T LIKE JOHN WHEN HE WAS STUPID ENUF TO FALL FOR CHESTICA SIMPSON……BUT NOW HE IS GROWING ON ME THAT HE WAS SMART ENUF TO DUMP HER AND GO FOR JEN ANISTON…..I LIKE THEM TOGETHER…HOPE THEY LAST!!
GOOD LUCK 2 THEM!!

Ohhh God Jen is so lucky!!!!

I am disturbed by the comments on here that claim Jon “looks gay”. Sorry, but I didn’t think that looking gay was a negative. I guess homophobia still exists out there.

eddie jones @ 08/01/2008 at 4:32 pm

all those tattoos sure make him look like a tough guy, whoa back off, it’s john mayer

looks like john mayer trying to imitate the looks of brad pitt…hairstyle and body and tattos

Jen is cloning little gay John into Brad Pitt. He is a douche bag hypocrite. He spends just as much time hanging out with the paps as Britney Spears. Then turn around and complain about them he should shut his sorry mouth. I really think the average Jen fan is 45-59 John must like hanging out with old mama types probably spent time trailing behind his mom as a teenager.

LongLiveContinuum @ 08/01/2008 at 7:58 pm

Love his music and what a fine looking man he is too!

Marry Me Please @ 08/01/2008 at 8:02 pm

Of course I don’t know him, but if I had to create my perfect man he would be just like John; intelligent, musically talented, awesome sense of humor and gorgeous.

Piss he does on the altar @ 08/01/2008 at 9:48 pm

Marry Me Please @ 08/01/2008 at 8:02 pm

Of course I don’t know him, but if I had to create my perfect man he would be just like John; intelligent, musically talented, awesome sense of humor and gorgeous.
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John likes to piss on his women…knda like marking you. So yeah…if you are still interested…ask him to marry you.

Ive always loved his music ever since, i dont care who he dated with or who his exes are or whether he’s been followed by paps wherever he goes, as long as he continues to make good music then i remain a big fan. He’s a grammy award winning musician, nuf said. Not all musicians are lucky like John who became rich and famous while doing what they love, music.

daaaaaamn… he looks good.

and he’s hilarious - has a sharp wit - is smart.

he and jen are a great pair.
she’s a lucky girl!

He is entitled to his opinion. I think some celebs would rather have friendly chit chat with the paps rather hostile comments or glares. I think it is bothersome but everyone handles it differently. It would make me nervous to have strangers following me. I tend to act silly when Iam nervous. Look at all of us. Some life we have judging people on line.

WOW..he looks good!
Doesn’t even look like him

Why in the world would anyone want to look like Brad Pitt now?
He’s old and worn out. John looks great and if the crowds at
his concerts are any indication then he has a lot of fans. As
far as who he dates, that is his business. If they are happy,
fine.

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