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Angelina Jolie: No In Vitro Fertilization!

Angelina Jolie: No In Vitro Fertilization!

Angelina Jolie is shooting down reports that she and partner Brad Pitt conceived their twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline through in vitro fertilization.

“If they had been conceived by IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it,” Angie says in a new interview. “But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems.”

When asked about naming the twins, Brad said, “”The name Vivienne came to us early, as if she named herself–she has always been Viv. And Marcheline is to honor Angie’s mother. Knox came soon after. It is a family name, my grandfather’s. Léon is a classic French name.”

Last night, first pictures of the world’s most famous twins were revealed. On newsstands now is the issue of People, which gives an exclusive 19-page view of the Jolie-Pitt family of eight. Pick up your copy today!

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passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 9:41 pm

Yeah, they increased the price by 50 cents

dianad1968 @ 08/07/2008 at 9:55 pm

#1341,

Hi PT, do you remember with the “Shiloh” first baby pictures, Mad also was not featured a lot, and i read somewhere that the photog said Mad did not want to be photographed. Probably he is a little shy.

I got my People on Monday, but literally had to hunt it down, as everywhere i went to, was sold out.

dianad1968 @ 08/07/2008 at 9:55 pm

#1341,

Hi PT, do you remember with the “Shiloh” first baby pictures, Mad also was not featured a lot, and i read somewhere that the photog said Mad did not want to be photographed. Probably he is a little shy.

I got my People on Monday, but literally had to hunt it down, as everywhere i went to, was sold out.

Maybe the stores are selling out of People so fast and can’t keep up with the demand. My daughter lives in NY and said there was only one copy left where she bought her copy. I bet People is sending the majority of the copies to large urban areas first and will supply smaller venues later. I hope they are selling well. Peace

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 9:57 pm

# 1290 Orchid @ 08/07/2008 at 6:51 pm

1269 passing through @ 08/07/2008 at 5:53 pm # 1237 Some Chick @ 08/07/2008 at 4:58 pm

I would hate to be publicly scolded by Meryl Streep. OUCH!

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Luckily for Meryl she’s never heard of your crazy ass and won’t have to bother. I envy her.
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You can’t compare MS and her husband to B&A. Who is interested in seeing MS and her husband? I don’t even know who her husband is. Is he a movie star too? Who cares what MS thinks?

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Meryl’s husband is scultor Don Gummer.

I think you have to look at from the angle of Meryl Streep in her prime. In her prime she was in plenty of tabloids and if the current celebirty climate had been this intense when she was preggers, yes, photos of her children would be highly sought after. More on the McConaughey level than Brad & Angie - meaning nobody’d be staking out her hospital trying to take her photo through the window or flying a helicopter over her house…but…the tabs would want an exclusive and pay well for it.

dianad1968 @ 08/07/2008 at 9:57 pm

Sorry for the double post.

Vickie *Jill * all* when I got home yesterday I slept 4 hours til 5:45 am the next morn. I was so exhausted* it was what I needed & its weird I woke up pratically the same time I usually get up.
Hey Mrs. Smith* I would love 2 travel & shop /see /do as omo is doing. Hi omo.
Oh A2B Ive heard moms say their babies immitate certain actions their moms did when pregnant with them. Like raising their arms/ a leg/ I mean many things. It also looks as if Viv is looking at Pax. Its all that sibling bonding thingy lol. Viv / Z/ Shiloh* lil LC’c waiting 2 happen.lol.
Hey Pt. mine cost 4.49 plus tax. Havent attained* Hello* yet.People is usually 3.99. Hi beremy girl how are you? You’ll get it. Keep the faith. Stepping out 4 a sec again.

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:11 pm

# 1309 bdj @ 08/07/2008 at 7:46 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1042701/Jennifer-Aniston-reveals-plump-new-pout-40th-birthday-looms.html

OT: Expect a three page denial soon from that super pr guy. My bad!!!!

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ROTFLMBAO! Somebody’s been indulging in the collagen…again. X tried to do the pouty-lipped look in 2003, too. Now though, with all the plastic surgeons talking about women coming in wanting Angie’s lips…it takes a hella nerve for X to think hobody is gonna notice her old fish lips are suddenly plumper. Dumb ho.

Anyway…forget the lips…I think X has been tweaking the nose again. It seems to have a bit of an upturned tip now. And somebody tell her to stay out of Kelly Osbourne’s white clown powder, too. She’s a fugly woman, but sad to say…she looks better orange…

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:14 pm

# 1316 Orchid @ 08/07/2008 at 8:07 pm 1271

Me too @ 08/07/2008 at 5:56 pm # 1265
bdj @ 08/07/2008 at 5:42 pm
Smilegate. The troll is conspiracy central, vodoo crazy and Brangie obsessed. Too funny. I knew they would be the first to get the magazine or look at pictures to obsess and pour over with a magnifying glass in their dank caves. Hens never disappoint.
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Hey! Let’s have some fun! What other types of minutae will the Xfans find from the latest JP photos. Come on now! nothing’s too trivial.
Ok, I’ll start.

1. B&A are forcing Pax to deny his culture by dyeing his hair.

Remember, nothing is too trivial or just plain illogical to be added.
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2. They can’t even put a shirt on Pax.

3. Shiloh has bruises on her left leg.

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4. Pax has a tiny cut on his index finger. With all their money, can’t the afford bandaids?

5. Shiloh has a reddish stain on the collar of her shirt. Then compain that B/A don’t do their own laundry.

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:18 pm

# 1319 HHH @ 08/07/2008 at 8:29 pm

Brad Pitt cast in ‘********’

Pitt has a relatively clear schedule for the fall, though he is set to start shooting the boxing drama “The Fighter” for Paramount late this year or early next year.

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These movie news agencies need to find out if The Fighter is being made or not. The last 2 articles I’ve read have said Aronofsky gone off to rejuvenate the Robocop franchise ANd that The Fighter doesn’t have firm financing and isn’t being made. Somebody needs to investigate, dammit! LOL.

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:20 pm

On another note…while I’m thinking about it…the other tabs….

Let’s all hear it from the Bauer rags. They have boldly gone where no tab has gone in the last 3 year and 8 months - neither rag has a Jolie-Pitt story! Yippee!!! B#tches knews their usual fictional stories weren’t going to be even remotely believable this week with Brad & Angie all over the Peeps with their beautiful family. I bet the editors at Bauer are going through the DTs right about now. Poor dears.

Also - US Lies Weakly…I’m gonna give Janice Min a Brownie Point because after that ridiculous claptrap on the US website celebrating the non-wedding anniversary of Brad & X US actually had the decency to write in the new issue that Brad and Angie are happier than X roasting away in the sun in a too-small bikini and showing the world her ass and cooch doggie style. Writing happy-happy probably gives Min indigestion, but their little story says Angie LOVES being home all the time with the kids.

Meanwhile, OK did their best to avoid mentioning the J-Ps at all and could only manage some minor mention in a much larger story. The story was so benign I can’t even remember what the hell it was about. It may have been how to turn your man into the SO of certain HW stars. I vaguely remember something about Angie turning Brad in to a humanitarian. No, they did not have X turning Brad into dead bore. For the sake of space they left that out of the issue.

All of that aside, the real coup this week belongs to Star. Undaunted by the thought of having their nonsense blown out of the water by all the happy-happy Peeps pix, Star has fabricated a story claiming that on the night of July 26 Brad ditched the family, leaving Angie alone with 6 kids under 7 and no help for the evening, for some alone time with 2 of his buddies at restaurant in Aix-en-Provence where he chain-smoked, drank wine and champaign, dine on filet mignon and caviar and stayed out until after midnight. Bear in mind that on July 27 they did the Getty shoot…just saying… Then they go on to say that Angie is dreading Brad going back to work this fall and leaving her to take care of all 6 kids by herself.

In addition to Brad, as their source put it, “still being independent”, Star also claims to have inside info on the goings on at Chateau Jolie-Pitt. Brace yourselves - it seems Shiloh is being a wee bit of a troublemaker with the twins. Yep, she think they’re “living dolls” and her toys to play with…and wake up…as she pleases. Apparently Shiloh likes to help change the diapers, but she’s not very good about throwing them away and once she left a diaper sitting on the living room coffee table, didn’t tell anyone and natch the stink lit up the joint until a nanny stumbled upon the source of the smell. But, undeterred, Shiloh insists on helping, but she’s also taken to - get this part - letting herself into the twins’ nursery, climbing a chair and hovering over their crib, then she stares at them and talks to them…which eventually wakes the twins, who then start crying and wailing because they’re tired and cranky and Shiloh won’t let them sleep. Not to be outdone, Z, who Star says is usually the ringleader of the bunch, tattletales on Shiloh…but she’s not quiet about it. Instead she yells for Brad, “DADDY!!!!!!!! SHILOH’S WAKING UP THE TWINS!” So now Star has painted Z as not only the head-troublemaker, but also the family snitch. Nice, Candace, nice.

At this point I was laughing so hard that I can’t really remember if I ever finished the story. If I didn’t, I’m sure it was just more of the same kind of poorly imagined work of fiction. For God’s sake…Angie’s in the Peeps magazine sitting right next to the Star saying that Brad ‘rents are there helping them out! Yet Peeps claimed that Brad went off to dinner with friends and left Angie alone with all the kids. Nevermind the fact that they said Shiloh was bum-rushing the nursery…when Hello clearly said that the twins’ cribs are in Brad & Angie’s bedroom. This kind of shite would NEVAH happen on Bonnie Fuller’s watch! Oh wait…my bad…it happened all the time on Bonnie’s watch! In fact…she encouraged it…

OT - one last comment about Star - ROTFLMAO at the X having The Urinator’s baby story. Their X source said when Brad dumped X it was bacause she was “More interested in having an Oscar, than having a baby”. But Brad was all about family and when he hooked up with Angie she only had Mad, but three years later…he’s STILL all about family and has 6 kids to X’s none…and, they didn’t say it, but implied it - no Oscar either! So now X wants to have a baby to prove to Brad that she did indeed want children. Seriously…can these rags make that ho look any more pathetic? I’m actually starting to feel sor….nah, who am I kidding…

Oh yeah…before I forgot - I bow to Janice Min. All hail Janice Min. Janice Min wrote a 2-page article on Kate Hudson and basically called her a big ho who’s hopping from man to man to man to man to man to man…you get the idea…and in the process bringing all of these men into her son’s life only to drop them regardless of whether Ryder has grown attached to them. Basically KH’s “pal” says KH goes into these liaisons hot and heavy…then gets bored and dumps the guy and has no trouble NOT looking back. Min then points out that KH has prolly already replaced Lance. And of course she trots out the requisite shrink who doesn’t treat KH and the shrink says KH is scarring Ryder (her son) for life and her actions could result in his inability to form lasting attachments as an adult. In other words - he’ll be a ho just like his mama. A manho, but a ho is a ho is a ho. All hail Janice Min…can’t get shite right about the Jolie-Pitts, but let’s give credit where credit is due…she’s got Kate Hudson sussed to a T.

Hey dina#1 hey* how are you? Pt Im gonna choke on my yogurt you keep it up lol haha fun times. Anyhoo I learned a bit about MS from you. I wasnt aware of her affairs ect.. Im a big fan of MS. Have you all ever seen Dancing at Lughnasa .1 of my very favs. of Meryl’s.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f4-irSstCW4

piper, with a low @ 08/07/2008 at 10:25 pm

Slightly OT…

Someone upthread asked about Angelina’s nightgown. There was a segment on Inside Edition about the gown. Apparently, the reporter found the gown at a NYC boutique; it was designed by Eileen West (sp); and it costs $78.00.

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:26 pm

# 1326 Like, Duh @ 08/07/2008 at 8:41 pm

I have lost all interest in Angelina Jolie. I will be back when she’s a single mother of 6 and that fun loving free spirit like she used to be.

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Quit lying, ho. You’re just going to change your name and continue posting. Angie owns your pathetic ass.

Jill, seriously? Or is it one more thing we’re beating trolls to the punch about? Because they’re idiots. Well then for the trolls: So Pax has one nail painted, it just seems to me like he’s going to be some badass rock musician or something when he grows up, he already has the hair, lol. Brad and Angie let their kids express themselves and one painted nail is just one more form of expression and doesn’t mean he’s gay. He also has a half erased tatoo on his arm. Like I said, he and Madd are two cool kids.

Okey Im shutting down, stalling cause Im reading bdj’s articles on Brad/Tarentino/ lylians response about Shiloh on front cover/ dina#1’s keeping her People in her wicker in b.r. now Pt’s tab report.

Did You see this 1 Pt *all * Warning *u know* is on it*
its such phoney baloney. Okey Bbl. Nelah. Hey piper.

http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2008/02/did-angelina-stand-up-jennifer.html

Felinelilly @ 08/07/2008 at 10:26 pm
He also has a half erased tatoo on his arm.
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He’s got a WHAT?!!? OH LAWD!!!! Somebody call protective services! This is child abuse!!

*FAINTS*

New Thread******

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:20 pm
Too funny. Thanks for the recap.

Passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:18 am

# 1130 bdj @ 08/07/2008 at 7:59 am

http://www.ecorazzi.com/2008/07/30/matt-damons-h2o-africa-project/
Oops I forgot to show Matt some love. Great Project.

Matt Damon is the co-founder of the H2O Africa Project which supports sustainable, clean water programs to ease the challenges that dirty water brings to Africans.

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BDJ -

Thanks for the articles. Looks like Matt needs to hook up with Doug Pitt and his Africa 6000 project.
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Question is…will Matt do THAT.

I doubt it.

I want to make a comment about people saying Angie did this and that i.e. painted the kids nails, even though I noticed it wasn’t thorough paintings, (may be one to four nails painted) not all fingers. I looked at the pics taken in their backyard and they seem to be hosting a lot of people. How does anyone think Angie who just came home with twins have time for painting nails. Remember when Brad’s brother said that his kids paint Brad’s nails? Any of their cousins could have painted them. I do love that everyone was natural and they did not care about posing and being made up.

passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:47 pm

# 1331 Nikki Finke’sdeadlinehollywood @ 08/07/2008 at 8:56 pm

UPDATED: A Universal hotline confirms that the studio has cancelled all non-executive employee screenings, saying the popular program’s shutdown continues through July and August until further notice. But there’s some contention about why this occurred. “Because some dumb **** pirated Wanted at one of the lower lot venues,” a Uni source tells me. I finally have confirmation of the piracy from the studio, which at first told me it never happened and now says a female filmgoer pirated during the Wanted screening and hasn’t been caught yet. Universal maintains that incident was not the reason that the employee screenings were shut down.

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This explains how Angie’s naked butt scene got on YouTube…and was promptly yanked with a message that Universal cited a violation of their copyright laws in having it removed.

new thread @ 08/07/2008 at 10:49 pm

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passing Through @ 08/07/2008 at 10:54 pm

# 1345 Skype @ 08/07/2008 at 9:49 pm

OMG, OMG, OMG

I was on Jossip right now and there was a link to Madonna’s Brother’s Blog on there and the guy wrote about one time He and his sister were performing sexual act with same guy at the same time

B!tches ignore that but they are on Angie’s case for allowing her girls to paint their nails.

Is the world F*cked up?

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I can hear the anti-Angie fans now: “Yeah, but Madge didn’t touch her brother or kiss him on the lips like Skankelina did!”

I saw this earlier tonight and laughed. Did you read the comments? People are like, “Dude, your writing sux!” LOL. It’s not even like they care if the story is true or not…they’re too busy making fun of his bad writing! “She gulps Johnny’s snake like it’s some type of watermelon?” Egads. That’s like p0rno flick bad writing! Even infamous ska#nks like Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy would have a diva moment and refuse to say that line!

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