Gerard Butler Exits Elegy

If Gerry reveals he’s dating at the moment, he will lose fans (all those cuckoos nest nutters with vibrating Gerry dolls, who think Gerry will marry them one day). This ****’s every move is PR motivated and he’s the biggest pig the world has ever known. A source close to this **** has told me that he is currently holding the poor mystery girlfriend prisoner in his basement and will only release and marry her when he’s fat and ugly and nobody is interested in him and his stupid sh.t movies anymore.

And if the recent pics are anything to go by, this pie eating fat f-/ck is half way there already, so it looks like her identity will be revealed soon enough and she will be emancipated - just hang in there and be patient.

However, for those of you who can’t wait, click on my name to see what Gerry will look like in about 3 years if he doesn’t control his diet and party lifestyle.

Have you ever thought that it is HER choice not to be known? There are many places to go with your partner without subjecting yourself to the frenzy of paparazzi. Couples don’t spend 24/7 joined at the hip and have separate activities. When you’re in showbiz and your girl is not in the biz you try to keep her away from all the fuzz, especially if you’re an actor with very zealous fans. One learns from past experiences.

Gerry still smokes. Bank on it. Any bets?

#55-like I said, if you say so. But, I find it very odd you are the only one in all this time to say such a thing. And why wouldnt Gerry himself say something, he would be no different than the other actors/actresses who are in serious relationships to include marriage. Plus, not to mention the “real” lady wouldnt mind being known yet keep under the radar. I, myself, unless it comes from the man himself, like he did with the Cameron Diaz issue puts it out there then there is no “real” lady. And as I also said, no one, man nor woman would tolerate the dating around as he and I am sure other single actors do. She may be under the wire, but at the same time she has her tolerance level. Because all the women he dates and “dates” are not his friends. IMO and I may be wrong, but me personally, I would not like my guy dating anyone and expect me to stay home or “wait my turn”. True, I would like to be kept out of the “limelight”, but at the same time have an understanding if there is a relationship it is between us and not him, me and other women. If you listen to the wind, (so to speak) he isnt the only single actor out there and “dates”/dates, yet not one time do the others, like GB get hit with having “a lady under the radar”-besides she would come out at some point to the premieres and after parties right? (example, Mel Gibson, his wife isnt seen expect a very few times at priemeres, etc and he isnt doing like GB is and that is being a single guy with no ties.) But as I said, if you (and it is only you) who says so-then it is the gospel. Have a good day.

Mindyourown…

Hey, maybe Gerard’s mystery woman is pregnant, and he’s doing all he can to protect her!!! Can a man really get to 38, and likes the amount of sex he does and not get a single woman pregnant, even by accident? Do we have little baby Butler’s running about out there!!!

Or, maybe he could even be married to this person!

Or, maybe she is the busy ‘career’ woman…perhaps the woman from ‘Gerard Butler and his Waverley Women’ (Just Jared). I sincerely don’t believe that connection is over by a long stretch! And who was that other man getting into that taxi??? If you look carefully, he’s not looking at the woman in those pictures!

Or, she might be a Victoria’s Secret model…well, he did have a ‘business’ chat to Miranda Kerr at her scent party not so long ago. Maybe he was asking about the availablity of one of the models!

Or, it could be Bianca Christians, again. She did take quite a beating last time around. Is she modelling much these days?

Or, it could be this mystery ‘Caroline’…a name that keeps popping up in various ‘Comments’ sections.

Or, are you from his PR group (putting out good spin, getting away from the recent gay rumours about his holiday in Israel, and certain photos here on JJ)

Or, more simply and most probable, he doesn’t want this girl’s identity to be made public, because that would mean he would have to come clean to the ‘other’ mistresses!

It sounds like, Mindyourown, you already know who this mystery person is… ;-)

Not to be a butt-head #55 (mindyourown), but how your words read (IMO) you sound like its you or you want it to be….because seriously, like I said when the time comes and he decides on who the “real” person will be, he will say so. Plus, not to mention no woman would tolerate his “socializing” and be expected to stay at home, and at one point in time she’d like to go out on the town with her man say to a priemere…and so far this person has not come about. Good luck to you though….I am sure you arent the only one who would like this to happen, but I am sure the line is long. Peace.

OH!!!! Correct me if I am wrong, anybody, isnt Patricia the lady who had the real bad cancer in the movie “The Green Mile” and that she was better thanks to that death row prisoner? Thanks…

#63 Lonewolf

I think you are soooooo right. Gerry is difinately open enough to tell his fans that he’s met the right person and would not be scared to be seen with her, no matter what the fans or the world thinks. So him just casually ‘dating’ sounds right for now, but he looks sooooooo sad all the time.

But I was thinking, what if one of the reasons #61 said is right and say he’s back with Bianca. I think she did get torn to shreds by the fans last time. Perhaps he might want to protect her by keeping her under the radar. Maybe all the sightings of him and Naomi and Rosario were Bianca all the time. I could understand him doing that. Protecting her. Just saying!!

Anway I think #55 is just winding everyone up.

Sam (#65);

See where you are coming from about him and Bianca, but there is more to it than the fans getting at her (constant fights and so forth) plus if you recall she still held on even with the fans meing mean to her.

No, itd be known if they were back together (IMO) just going on past comments, actual witness of fights (not by myself but a few fans themselves and workers at the establishments who (of course) told the paps) Just go back through say whodatedwho (though she isnt on his profile anymore, put her name in search and view the input there and a few are those who knew her personnaly…) and other sites of his. Also, I am sure there are good reasons why the fans got a bit nasty some probably knew things and didnt want GB messed over cause again if you look back, Cassandra and Ciara espically wasnt done like Bianca was and I though Ciara was a good match. So, there is a reason for everything (though I understand your input about his fans….)Peace.

For the last time, because you’re all so “entertaining”.
“Dear weird lady” what a great fairytale “The bad Scotsman and the poor mystery real lady”! How old are you ?

Is it really so hard to accept, that this man is just another “single” like all the other ones in our world today. I’m one of those too.
“Singles” are quite ordinary people. I’m 45 years old and I’m still single and is this a pity? Believe me I like men, “REAL MEN”, that’s one of the reasons why I’m so angry at the moment. Gerry is just a man a “REAL MAN” without any stupid secrets and he is not gay. Is this so difficult to understand?
I know exactly why you’re always so against this man. The reason is he is an European and not an American. That’s your problem !

I think GB will reveal the identity of his REAL lady in life when he feels that the relationship is serious. # 55, mindyourown, I guess your relationship with him is not that serious.

Andy;

Though I personally dont know him he is someone who should be respected for what he is-a kind and sincere human being who just wants to work in a profession he is good at. And because of this for what ever reason he is degraded-say he pissed someone off, hurt a womans feelings (though she did him dirty) or he is just being himself
yet at the same time, actors who arent kind to say their fans or people in general, who are buttheads, use/abuse more women then he probably ever will, pisses alot more off, dont even come close to being done the way he is…….and this is wrong. Yet, he keeps going, smiling and enduring….so all in all I can see why he has “flight time on the bird” or he gets tight jawed….which on this he is respected here-I can see it now if he pulled a Shaune Penn or Russell Crowe the paps would have a hey day because he is torn to shreds now whos to say what would happen if he did “let em have it”…but, he is to much of a gentleman to give them satisfaction. So, SP or RC or GB…..the vote is in……..and the Scots man has it!!!!!!

Actually Bianca has been dating Tony Schiena since she broke up with Gerry so I doubt her and Gerry are “back together”

I AM HIS HOMOSEXUAL LOVER, SO YOU’RE ALL WRONG.

…….SO THERE. YOU CAN ALL SWIVEL ON MY MIDDLE FINGER! *****