Paris Hilton to John McCain: You’re Not Hot
Paris Hilton fires back at “that wrinkly white haired guy” in a spoof posted on humor Web site FunnyorDie.
Last week, Republic presidential candidate John McCain likened Democratic presidental candidate Barack Obama to celebrities Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. McCain campaign strategist Steve Schmidt said, “It’s beyond dispute that [Obama] has become the biggest celebrity in the world. But do the American people really want to elect the biggest celebrity in the world?”
Paris’s rep released this statement in response to the ad: “Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and has no further comment.” (Watch the commercial here.)
Watch the parody below–an ad for The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign.
Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain Ad








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I am not a fan of Paris but I thought this was so funny. LOL. Good for her. I thought what McCain did was just tacky.
McCain is a dirty ******* and i hope he doesn’t win.
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I really really don’t like Paris Hilton.
But for this ads, I have to say, salut! She really knows how to fight back.
For the first time in my life, I feel entertained by her.
Thank you, Paris!
I don’t like Paris either, but I have to admit I actually liked watching this fake commercial. This was the smartest move to make on her part, and I give her credit for it.
im with you guys i dont like paris hilton either but i liked this video she know how to fight back
lmao!
lmao I don’t like Paris, but that was hilarious. boo, John McCain!
she obviously could not come up with this
I like Paris, and I liked this. Very funny.
lmao. :D
Whoever scripted this is a genius. That was hilarious.
what an ugly dumbass
ha..rihanna as vice,…dat was very funny
ha..rihanna as vice,…dat was very funny
her feet are HUGE
she is ugly and STUPID obviously, who the hell cares about what she has to say
mccain is a loser. and this made me laugh but we all know shes just tryin to keep her crappy fame based career alive
HOLY **** she’s ugly
LMFAO! That was hilarious!
“Oh, and I might paint it pink. I hope that’s cool with you guys.”
HAHAHA!
she IS an ugly stupid S*L*U*T!!
Eat it wrinkly white haired guy. Paris beats you in her ability to express herself, she obviously has a better “campaign” advisor than you, so even she would make a better president.
Obama! Obama! Obama!
Is she a celebrity?
I can’t stand Paris but I CAN’T STAND John McCain so I’m siding with the lesser of two evils
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i don´t like Paris
who cares about her ?? lazy woman !
that was funny (:
Go Paris, talk about payback! :D
daaaaaaaaaamn, but Paris actually entertained us for the 1st time in our life. Who would have thought this chick had it in her…….America is in a dire need when the likes of Paris can make more sense than ‘experienced’ Republican crypt keeper.
who need campaign attack against the Republicans when you have Paris satire watched by over 1 million people in less than 24 hrs.
Well, let’s not forget that Barack was the first to compare himself to Paris Hilton. “Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame,” says Barack Obama. “I’ve already had an hour and a half. I mean, I’m so overexposed, I’m making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”
But, at least we know that McCain has a good sense of humor will look at Paris’ ad and laugh about it. And, she even AGREES with McCain’s energy policy!
They forgot the by -line in this video — the person who actually wrote it. Lol. Plus the fact that it was “paid for by Hilton’s media marketing campaign. ” Tow wrongs don’t make a right.
I agree with most — absolutely not written by her, and it did look phony. That’s what makes it look kinda stupid — not funny. She’s just too phony to pull anything like this of fto most of America.
HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
LOL! She looks like she’s trying to sell this video it as her own, and people actually believe it. Now that’s funny! The one thing I like about Paris is the way she suckers some people in. You gotta love it.
GOD, her wonky right eye
i hate you, paris.
i hate her, but this was actually funny. whoever wrote it was brilliant.
yay for paris!
I can’t stand paris but I have to admit that this was a great come back, I can stand Mccain
I don’t know why people are congratulating her, the only original thing she came up with was her indignation.
ha. nice move on paris’ part. instead of getting angry, she made mccain look like a fool for insulting her.
team obama!
and to #32, she did not outline the same energy policy as mccain or obama. it’s ALL PARIS :)
i like the part about painting the white house pink
****.
Cute. McCain’s ad was stupid so really he deserves it
Jesus people — Chris Henchy wrote it, Adam McKay directed it. Great writing — crummy acting on Hilton’s part. Wake up.
I don’t like Paris and I don’t dislike McCain, but this video was HILLARIOUS!
Super girl, for the first time I actually liked what you did!
UPDATE: Obama spokesman Bill Burton reacts: “Whatever.”
UPDATE: McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds emails: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”
Who cares what paris hilton thinks if she can think
lol that was good.
Oh good god. I could not even get myself to get through her speaking! She’s such a tool, and so useless. Is she an actress? If so, she’s horrible reading her lines.
Lol finally Paris does something good with her life. McCain is a fuckwad!
Okay, for the first time in my life I am actually a fan of something she has done. Amazing!
she’s not even voting, of course. she should just shut up, before she pisses more people off.
hahaha that was amazing!
If Paris hates him, that’s like another reason to vote for him. I don’t think pointing out that Obama is more of a celebrity to us than a serious candidate was over the line. As far as attack ads go, it made a smart point. Most of America can’t tell you what he stands for, just that the press thinks he’s a good guy and we want to know what his wife is wearing.
Gosh i freaking hate Paris Hilton as much as I hate Miley Cyrus..
BUT i totally loved this .. it was funny ..i liked that she fired back against McCain .. I mean don’t get me wrong i’m only 14 .. so i don’t know much .. but McCain’s commercial against Borack was kind of a low thing to do .
Is it me or does she look intelligent in this ad ? lol
OMG! This is such a Hilary-ous!
Way to go, Paris. I would vote for you but I plan to write Hillary in.
She didn’t write it, didn’t create it, didn’t direct it, and they had to edit it 11 times because she kept blowing her lines. What an idiot. The writers deserve the credit; but they should have done it in animation — now that would have been truly funny!
LOL McCain was had by a blonde bimbo - oh no wait, he married one! My bad!
I don’t like or dislike Paris but I think she did a fabulous job this and socking it to john mccain
VICTORIA TO PARIS HILTON…………….. YOUR’E NOT HOT EITHER!!!!!! WAS IT HARD READING ALL THOSE WORDS FROM YOUR CUE CARDS???? PERHAPS MOMMY DEAREST SHOULD HAVE DONE THE COMMERCIAL….. SHE WAS THE ONE OFFENDED…SHE GAVE THE OLD WHITE HAIRED MAN SOME CAMPAIGN MONEY… NOW SHE FEELS STUPID AND USED…. SO SHE IS TRYING TO GET EVEN… AND USING YOU… LIKE HE USED YOU.. ALL OF YOU JUST GO HOME, AND BE QUITE SO I CAN THINK!!! AND BLOG ON JUST JARED!!!!! TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!
lol.
see you at the debate *******.
i actually thought this was pretty awesome. lol
This just shows how stupid she is… And what a fake orange tan. She looks like a blonde carrot! haha
Hahahaha. Dude, that was ******* hilarious.
But it’s quite pathetic that this is what her “career” has come to: making fun of herself.
“I’ll see you at the debates, *******.”
No strong feelings either way toward Paris, but this is hilarious!
some people can’t take a joke and had to comment that she’s way too stupid to script this. well duh, maybe you’re too stupid to even pay attention to the credits before going off on it. who cares if she’s stupid or fake or whatever. she doesn’t affect your livelyhood in anyway. if she does then props to her because you don’t have higher thinking ability.
i’m not mad that she’s an (infamous) celebrity. she’s actually better off than you by making millions while you debase her, so ha, in your face. of course money is not everything but she’s capable of generating her own income using your fuel of curiosity.
while mc Cain is an actual candidate but obviously he’s got screwed up advisors. he stumbles on responses when asked a question that has not been scripted. Yet, Paris, a snobby-ill witted girl can even outwit him on this ad.
I will gladly vote for Paris before I bubble in the circle for mcCain. Greed creates alot more suffering in this world than stupidity that you don’t know any better.
my belief in the government has been long gone and I can only trust in God. may He bless and guide our country in this coming election and years to come.
God bless America - get your own belief!
btw love this hilarious video!
Pink-whitehouse hahaha
Paris Hilton was so funny. I really was entertained. Seriously, John McCain needs to back down. He’s become so oblivious to the fact that he has no stance. Anyways, good job Paris. I thought it was hilarious. I for one, hope you can be president. We might as well have you than McCain or Obama. =]
What the **** kebo
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