Zahara Jolie-Pitt: Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-A-Dee-A!

I love all the pics of the Jolie-Pitt family….and no I am not curious about Johnny Depp’s kid. Go figure. Some celebrities have kids we are curious watching growing up. And others don’t register any interest. I think the Jolie-Pitt clan represent a sort of beautiful mixture of a rainbow harmony and they always look full of joy.
Suri Cruise is cute ….hey did we not all watch the royal brothers in England grow up..but other celebrities have sons that don’t provoke the slightest interest…so what!

Good evening to all the fans. Just cuteness and love all around, going on in these pictures. :) I’m still catching up and not sure who’s on now, so hello to cook, anoble, vicki, tlol, real tita, Neleh, senior, irma and anyone else I might have forgotten. :) I hope you’re all having a great night. Random question to anyone who knows, what does “egads” mean? I’ve seen some posters use it, I’m just curious. :)

Janice Min is lucky she didn’t feature a Johniffer story on AssWeekly’s cover this week. Wonder how OK is going to spin their fall wedding fiction now. I guess they know their readers are not too keen on logical thinking, and have bad short term memory.

WTF?! @ the main picture…okay…

brad forgot to dye his grey beard hairs. and don’t tell me they’re blond!
he looks just like his mom.

I saw pics on another site where grammy seems to be reaching for zee but zee wants no part of it, causing grammy to laugh; zee always seem to have such a good time when she’s out with her dad and she seems to be an armful too; i luv all the JP kids but zee is my favorite.

Jill @ 08/14/2008 at 10:31 pm

LuckyL @ 08/14/2008 at 9:33 pm

Dang… lemme try this again.

When you want to bold a word, type (no spaces in between) and then type the word or words you want to bold.

Then type (no spaces in between).

If you do it right, it will come out looking like this.
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Is the word I should be typing around the words I want to bold disappearing?

3235 greciangoddess @ 08/14/2008 at 10:40 pm ,Brad has had grey in his beard for years.Remember he is 44,I know men in their 30’s with grey in their beards.One day(if not already) you will have grey hair on some part of your body,just saying.

Brad has a hole in his pants.

Brad may want to copy and print this, and hold onto it for another dozen years or so:

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NAME______________________________________

DATEOFBIRTH ______________

HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________

GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________

DRIVERS LICENSE#________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES___________________________________

HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____

Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent? ___________________________

If NO, please explain
_________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married _____________________

If less than your age, explain ________________________________________

Do you own a van? _______________

A truck with oversized tires? _______________

A waterbed? _______________

A pickup with a mattress in the back? _______________

A condom? _______________

Pornography? _______________

Do you have earring, nose ring, or a belly button ring? _______________

A tattoo? _______________

(IF YES TO THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE THE PREMISES)

In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
_______________________________________________________________
_______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, mean to you?
_______________________________________________________________
_______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?
______________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________

Church you attend _______________________________________________

How often you attend __________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

priest? _____________

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
_______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
_______________________________________________________________

C: A woman’s place is in the:
_______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
_______________________________________________________________

E: When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is:
_______________________________________________________________

NOTE: if answer E begins with T or A, discontinue. Leaving premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.

What do you want to do IF you grow up? ______________________________

What is the current going rate of a hotel room? _____________________

Condoms come in packages of (circle one)

A: 3
B: 6
C: 9
D: 12
E: ALL OF THE ABOVE

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND LAURA BUSH KISS TORTURE.

______________________________________
Signature (that means sign your name, moron)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you injury)

If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch your back).

look at the picture where z is resting her head on her dads shoulder, and you can see that brad has a whole in his pants right down the middle. anyways what an adorable father daughter moment. he is so cute and so is she.

bold @ 08/14/2008 at 10:49 pm

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