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John Mayer’s Dark Night

John Mayer’s Dark Night

The Dark Knight returns!

John Mayer leaves his New York apartment building looking glum and wearing a Batman hoody with Batman ears on it on Friday.

Rumors continue to circulate about whether John dumped Jennifer Aniston or whether Jen dumped John.

Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive…

WHAT DO YOU THINK happened — John dumped Jen or Jen dumped John?

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134 Comments

# 1

I hope its that Jen broke up with him!

I do wish Jen could find someone she can be happy with.

# 2
Süße maus @ 08/15/2008 at 6:42 pm

Der ist ja gar nicht so schlecht!!!!!!!!!

# 3

Uh, what’s this about a web?! I heard they split by mutual consent.

# 4

I really hope Jen initiated the break up. Mayer is a player and arrogant. Jen needs someone older and more stable. I hope she realized that she was beening used and wasting her time so moved on.

# 5
BRAZILIAN GIRL @ 08/15/2008 at 6:50 pm

hauhauahauahaha

he’s so hilarious that hoodie w/ ears XD

# 6

I REALLY HOPE JOHN DUMPED HER.
SHE’S A FUCKINGBITCH!
NOW HE’S FREE FOR MEEEEE (((:

# 7

I REALLY HOPE JOHN DUMPED HER.
SHE’S A FUCKINGBITCH!
NOW HE’S FREE FOR MEEEEE (((:

# 8

wow Jared, your disdain is apparent~ who cares who broke up with who?? like this is news or entertaining? to wonder who broke up with who in hollywood? lame. get back to fawning over the jonas brothers and showing pictures of famous people pumping gas

# 9
awwwwwwwwww @ 08/15/2008 at 6:54 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWW POOR BABY [ this is so funny] all of the fans of these two frauds should wake up and smell the media manipulation

piper, with a low @ 08/15/2008 at 6:56 pm

Ah, the h*ll of double standards.

A woman, moping around after a breakup, is guaranteed to be pegged pathetic if she mopes for too long.

A man, moping around after a breakup, is guaranteed to get more tail. And since tail perks men up, they have to depend on other resources to keep the influx coming in. And since Mayer is a singer/songwriter/musician, the party won’t end anytime soon.

Mind you, walking around with your hoodie on seems a bit excessive.

Who cares….people end relationships all the time.

TURN THE PAGE.

Who cares…….People breakup all the time.

Time for u to TURN THE PAGE!!!!

I BELIEVE the contract was over since the birth & photos of the twins were published. Therefore John services were no longer needed. Because there was such an agreement most likely he has been handsomely paid for services rendered and sign a confidentiality agreement that he would not discuss details of their arrangement.

i hope its jen who causes the break up..
if its her, then its a karma for john..lolz
but i really want to see jen getting hitched again..

Lillianne @ 08/15/2008 at 7:04 pm

I never figured it for anything but hot sex. I hope it was good, but time to move on. He’s not in her league.

“John Mayer leaves his New York apartment building looking glum and wearing a Batman hoody with Batman ears on it on Friday.”

What journalism!!! Have you even taken English?

jen dumped him because she wants something serious, like get marry and have kids

love jennifer i can´t believe john ended he won´t find a woman like her..

So they date a few months, have a great time, find out they are incompatible and move on. I don’t think John likes touring without a girlfriend. Remember Jessica on tour? And I doubt he cheated on Aniston cuz I don’t think she’d stick around for a guy for a minute she thought could be a cheater type idiot.

My honest thoughts? I believe it was a Publicist hookup so it was a matter of time before it ended but it kept both of their names in the press while they had relatively little going on professionally.

Don’t they share the same publicist?

He looked a hell of a lot happier when he dumped (thank god) Jessica Simpson. So, I think she dumped him. And hopefully they hook back up - he may be a buffoon (did I spell that right?) but he is kinda sexy.

I think anyone over the age of oh, say TEN who would wear that hoodie is a total douchebag. What am I saying? John Mayer is the very definition of a douchebag.

That USA today article was right about analyzing Jennifer Aniston fans and that they are too invested in the welfare of this person. The pr machine that created this poor, pity jennifer campaign should be really embarass as well as their client. No wonder why no one other than wounded/gilted women care about her. You guys sounds pitifull with some of your comments:

Jennifer dumped him because she wants something serious, I want her to get married, I can’t believe John would let go of a good woman like her, Jennifer deserves to be happy, Jennifer just wanted hot sex, she’s too good for him and so on. You all make her sound even more pitiful than she really is!

Does it really matter who broke up with who? They’re over, that’s all anyone needs to know.

jon's friend @ 08/15/2008 at 7:23 pm

poe jon-
go get checked- u survived onion head masculine man.
she carrys grudges- man mite have left you burning.
jens best friend is’nt norman it’s tetracycline
her daye starts an ends by rollin ovah.
poe jon.
he’s paid two looke down an outt.

you go john!!! finally you dumped her old as* you can do better than fugly man looking woman

squeezymcfeel @ 08/15/2008 at 7:33 pm

I think the venereal diseases dumped the both.

coughcoughbullshitcough @ 08/15/2008 at 7:39 pm

This is all some huge coverup story to hide the fact that John has gotten hair plugs. His convenient sadness and hiding, by being upset with miss Jen and the breakup, is a way to successfully smokescreen his ass out of wearing hoodies in summer. Or he got some face work done and needs a week or so to let the swelling go down.

John Mayer has plugs!!!!!

Any idea where to get that hoodie…?
sooo cute!

Seriously @ 08/15/2008 at 7:57 pm

I love how some of you make these bull sh!t assumptions about John Mayer. You don’t know jack sh!t about the man. I’ve actually have met him many may times and he one of the least arrogant musicians I’ve ever met. However, it was fun making you Jenho fans put your panties in a twist. You people desperately need a life outside that ugly no-talented hag.

piper, with a low @ 08/15/2008 at 7:59 pm

# 28 coughcoughbullshitcough @ 08/15/2008 at 7:39 pm
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Errr… he just shaved his head a couple of weeks ago.

I would think that his hair has to be longer for hair plug/transplants to blend in.

Besides… he has a thick mop.

get rid of the hoodie already

Don’t particularly have an opinion on this guy, but kudos on the awesome hoodie.

The outfit is funny hahahaha

Cosmo Girl @ 08/15/2008 at 8:24 pm

No doubt Jen Aniston is just enjoying her freedom as many newly re-single women do. When one is relieved of a bad marriage, it’s fun to go out there and explore. I’d much rather date several, than to settle down with the first hot lay. What is between the ears is much sexier to any thinking woman. Hot sex cools with time, but interesting conversation lasts forever, and most of us ladies choose forever over hot for the moment. I don’t understand all the fuss over a break up with Meyer, Vaughn, or Pitt. When a relationship is over, it ends and concerned parties move on as all have done. Seems to be some clingy fans who refuse to move forward to the now.

since Jennifer camp are singing like a bird trying to save face, Jen got dumped, and rightfully so, this old hag is giving all women young and old a bad name, how could any one respect her after this? i think, wait,,,,,,,,i know she is the biggest who.re in Hollywood now, hopping from bed to bed with 4-5 partners in a matter of years, what’s sad is she have all these pre-teen kids who watch friends, defending her, thinking this sort of behavior is ok , john is not at fault, he’s a young man, who is being honest, everyone but ignorant Jennifer knew that, or she choose to ignore it, but she is too old not to know better, so don’t whine now, you look foolish to people who know better, every time Jen breaks up with a man, people think it’s the mans fault, and the men get a bad rap, sometimes it ruins their reputation, she is poison, Jen take responsibility for your problems.

Celeb watcher @ 08/15/2008 at 8:33 pm

Jen dumped him because she wants a grown up, not a guy with Batman ears on his hoodie!

Very funny ! @ 08/15/2008 at 8:33 pm

am i the only one who thinks this hoodie is ridiculous? LOL leave it to 8 year-old boys damn…… anyhoo! i’m sure HE dumped her…….i’d bet it actually. poor jen, she’d better hurry up and find the right man to make babies! she doesn’t have much time left now… i feel bad for her.

He’s creepy.

JohnMayerfan @ 08/15/2008 at 8:43 pm

John dumped that pathetic old hag because he wasn’t ready to get married and have kids with this old, whiny, clingy bit-h.

OMG this guy is a total loser, stupid man *****.

where can i buy his batman jacket? i love the tiny ears! :D

Sorry but he’s such an @ss!

piper, with a low @ 08/15/2008 at 8:57 pm

# 38 Celeb watcher @ 08/15/2008 at 8:33 pm
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Oh snap… I didn’t even notice the bat ears.

Now that’s ridiculous.

They got sick of ******* each other & moved on, I dont know why people assume that one wants to find someone forever, to me it seems like john & jennifer are into just having fun, they were just **** buddies, get over it.

John Mayer is faking it. He is not up set. Don’t let this jerk fool you. He enjoyed having a beard now he is afraid the gay rumors will come back.

Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive…
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So true. The douche bag is trying to get the fans he lost back. No way will this fan go back I’ve seen his true colors.

YOU DID GOOD JOHN, COOL. SHE WANTED TO SEE IF THE

RELATIONSHIP WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PASS THE WHATEVER AND YOU SHOW HER IT WASN’T STRONG ENOUGH.

BUT, AT LEAST YOU GAVE HER GOOD ADVICE, YOU TOLD HER

TO GET SOME BIONIC LIPS AND SHE DID…

ITS TO LATE FOR HER…JENNIFER ANISTON IS FINISH…A NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE…JUST A WANNABE

Why does it matter. They were together for what 4 months. I don’t call that a real deep relationship. They were hardly seen together. We saw her going to see him on tour. We saw them by a pool and on a beach. If this was a deep relationship, it sure happened fast. I really don’t care who dumped whom. I do feel that people are being a little unfair to John. He has been pretty honest about his life, and the women he has been associated with. If his past was a surprise to Jen, then I think she needs to get a clue. She had to have gone in this thing knowing about John or some of her friends could have told her. Jennifer is not a doe eyed teen. This is a mature woman who has been married, and has been with other men before and after her divorce. I heard on another thread (take with a grain of salt) that she gave him an ultimatum and that he cheated 2/3 times. If this is true (I really hope not), then she is to blame for allowing a man to cheat on her more then once. John seems too free to cage at this time. Jen maybe reaching that stage when a baby is now or never. She said once that she saw herself in the future with kid.. Maybe she will adopt or have it naturally.

I just don’t think it is fair to bash John. After all this is the man that Jennifer picked. Where is her responsibility for the choices she makes.

I think he has had some face work done and waiting for the swelling to go down. No way is douche bag broke up over Jen. He is so faking being sad. People don’t let him fool you. Mayer is dishonest.
John Mayer ex-fan and not going back.

So cute in diguise!!!! @ 08/15/2008 at 10:29 pm

Hahaha..
He does not know who he is going to copy for his image. Batman is top box office, so he has to wear the costume. He is not sad. He knows what he has done and this is a game for him to manipulate the media. He and Jen are guilty at charge!

Whatever. How could anyone think this man is up for a long-term monogamous relationship? Maybe in ten years…………………………

My four year old son has a batman hoody, and looks much cuter I might add. For anyone who did not think Mayer was too young for Jen- his attire in this photo has got to convince you,

I know Jen is a total loser but she is not that mush of a loser to hook up with John Mayer. It was a publicity stunt to deflect pity as the Jolie-Pitt just were imminent and the world was set to go into overdrive on Brad’s family. Now the Jolie-Pitt hoopla has cooled, so can John and Jen’s so-called relationship. Hope they both got some good sex out of it. Or maybe it was it just a platonic arrangement with no benefits.

justafan@aol.com @ 08/15/2008 at 10:50 pm

It was confirmed that Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer!!!! Go Jen!!! You do not deserves such thing guy - he’s nothing!!! Jen be smart do not date that kind of guy like John Mayer. John Mayer is a bonafide PLAYBOY, a ladie’s man. If its true that John Mayer made a quickie with a cocktail waitress, that only shows that Jen really doesn’t deserves the very low class John Mayer and a quickie with a promoter’s assistant and a quickie with a groupie!!! Yikes!!! Jen - never look back with all those low class men….Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and lowest of lowest class JOHN MAYER!!! FANS BOYCOTT ALL THE UPCOMING CONCERTS OF THE BIG CHEATER LOW CLASS JOHN MAYER AND NVER BUY HIS CDS OF LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC.

JOHN MAYER YOU ARE NOTHING YOU DO NOT DESERVES JENNIFER ANISTON. SHE DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU!!!

BESIDES YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!

BTW, JOHN YOU GO QUICKIES WITH ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU!!! YOU ARE SUCH A !@#$^&*

John’s monkey a$$ got dumped. Hey John stop faking it if you where that broke up you wouldn’t have been cheating on Jen. John knew the rules when he signed up for this publicity stunt. Sleeping around with other women was not part of it. What do you say while you are with the other women and she knows Jen A is your girl friend. The girl knows you are not into Jen A if you are with her. So you got busted now you can go back to sleep around with all the other women that don’t feel good about them self.

Now hear this stans:

Jennifer Aniston is NOT Rachel Green!

I repeat:

Jennifer Aniston is NOT Rachel Green!

You have no idea how she acts in real life! What you are following is a fantasy!

just saying @ 08/15/2008 at 11:24 pm

John dumped Chinnifer. He only dates famous chicks (i.e. Jessica Simpson, Chinnifer Maniston) when he has an album to promote. Plus she looks like a guy and he’s bisexual. Maniston is probably having a huge pity party with Courtney Cox right now. She’s such a loser. She has unrealistically high standards when it comes to selecting men. No rich famous good looking guy wants to marry a 40-year-old has been. She’s probably cold in bed too. As cold as her personality.

I believe Jen dumped John. She is older more sensable and mature. I believe she had enough sence to know to call it off. Don’t any one remember the Perez thing. John needed Jen to deflect the gay talk, so John needed Jen as much as Jen needed him. What every… give them both credit for calling it off because I was so sick of them together. Putting an end to this farce was the best thing they could have done. Props for that.

Babies born, relationship = over

So sick of this phony douche bag and all the tricks he pull. He is laughing at every one under that hood. We can see Jen needed a man not a bi-boy.

Awesome hoodie. The two just weren’t right for each other, so they split…I think we can leave it at that.

either way, john will rebound quicker than desperate ol’ jen…

i’m sure he can get all the girls he wants, while jen sits around stewing about Brad Pitt still..

The two are players, they were together just for hot sex as well as publicity. that’s all they had, proffessionally, both are not doing that great.

As anyone follow Aniston career, she always had a new guy comng out whenever she’s promoting something . she’ll buy another boytoy soon, since she had a movie coming out this christmas, soooooooo predictable of Huvaniston.

John definitely gave her the boot and she deserved it! jennifer is a C*UNT!! she has been passed around thru diff. men. She needs to disappear for a while and find herself an unknown man who will put up with her stinkiy @SS!

Janice forgot to say John always need a women for his concert tours. I so agree with you that professionally both are not doing that great. John needed this publicity stunt to sell his tour and DVD. Now the hood is to sell the last leg of his tour tickets.
I still kinda thinking they are faking the break up to get more media attention. They are a sad pathetic couple that resort to cheap media tricks instead of true talent. Talent took a back seat in Mayer career long time ago when it stop being about music. Now watch the cheap tricks he play like this hood thing. I still can’t believe this jerk got rid of Dela. Mayer is an a–hole.

nysro @ 08/16/2008 at 12:16 am either way, john will rebound quicker than desperate ol’ jen…

i’m sure he can get all the girls he wants, while jen sits around stewing about Brad Pitt still..

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Yeah-he will rebound quicker because quit a bit of women have no shame and no self respect. How else did he sleep with loads of his fans. Bet women are sleeping with him now. He did not wait. Some women will marry him tomorrow knowing he don’t love them and will cheat on them. Sure it makes him a man with no standards and the women ho’s.

Don’t believe his HYPE.

The question of JustJared is “WHAT DO YOU THINK happened — John dumped Jen or Jen dumped John?”

Very interesting question. Who dumped whom is not just a simple question answerable of just stating a name. Sometimes you have to look at the intent or motive of the two persons involved. A guy who badly needs to get rid of his girlfriend (for whatever reasons) will or can do or say wrong things intentionally in order to give justification for the woman to dump him even at the expense of destroying his image. Meaning, John may have wanted to get out on his relationship with Jen but he wanted her to initiate or do the dumping. What would be his motive? Well, he might have wanted to take a different approach this time,or to lessen the impact (hurt) instead of him doing the dumping as he used to do before. On the other hand, if the man dumped the woman, it could also because the woman wanted to get out their relationship, thus only giving him enough excuse to do the initiative when in actuality, the woman wants to be free. This scenario may likely happened if indeed their romance is not PR stunt or manufactured, scripted romance.

Now, in as much as this is about John-Jen, I can’t help but mentioned Brad for the reason that there was also some speculation during Brad-Jen separation before, about “Who dumped whom?” issue. It’s said that Jen filed for divorce but it was really Brad who dumped her. That Brad was only gentleman enough to make it appear to the media or public that it was Jen who wanted to separate from him. Brad wanted to save Jen’s face by doing this. However, generally, it is believed & perceived, in reality it was Brad who really dumped her and that even gave Jen the ultimatum to file the divorce at once or else he will do otherwise. It’s also said that Jen wanted to delay filing the divorce to maybe give hope to their marriage.

For me, it doesn’t matter if it’s the man or the woman who do the dumping because i believe that if one party doesn’t want to continue the relationship, he or she is entitled to do so, whether the reason is right of wrong. In the first place, having a relationship is a decision without force, so if one party decides to sever it in the future, well, that’s a decision to be respected.

How dare you ho fans blame john when john was not the first and not will be the last to dump your idol’s pathetic a$$.

john has an open history of dumping his ex girlfriends while jenho has the reputation of being dumped. John was already enjoying his singleness in cabo even before the break up. You maniston fans were even defending john when he was with the girl in the tub

Jenho is just one of those old women in heat who needs men to service her old coochie. jenho fans are always flip flopping when it `comes to their flipped flopped face idol

thank you john for dumping the old hag. She is poison. Maniston is just an old reject who got so much baggage like her fans

jenho fans wishing for their idol to be dumped again. How pathetic. Which guy in his right mind would want to date an old pathetic woman who got dumped in all her relationships. Either the old hag got a stinking personality, bad breath, or worst got herpes

i bet john found out that everything about jenho is fake.

fake hair color, eye color, nose, cheeks, lips, personality

I’m sure he’s a serial cheater. I know guys just like John, arrogant self-promoting pricks, which is a huge part of their appeal unfortunately (he’s no Brad in the looks department obviously). I don’t like Jen all that much, but I feel bad for her for hooking up with this sleaze in her neverending quest to find another Brad.

Jared get a life @ 08/16/2008 at 3:32 am

Jared, you are such a brangelina a s s kisser! Who gives a fukc who dumped who? What do you care? You don’t like Jen so STFU and write about your fukcing horelina.

maniston must have bad breath that is why all the guys are dumping her

I don’t think Aniston is secure enough to dump Mayer; she sets herself up for failure. This whole issue is pr spin by Huvane. Actually, the whole non-relationship was pr spin set up by Huvane. Every move Aniston has made in the past year and a half has been a reaction to whatever the J-Ps are doing and it’s gotten totally ridiculous. Angie rocks Cannes last year in a yellow Ungaro dress with Brad drooling over her, so Aniston starts dating a washed-up Brit model who needs the publicity to jump start his fading career, and as soon as his career is back on track, he’s in the wind and Aniston’s left by her lonesome. Angie and Brad are rocking the red carpet in NYC at the AMH premiere, so Huvane sets up a phony visit between Aniston and Jane Pitt that leaves both women looking miserable. The J-Ps are expecting twins so Aniston has to have a new man to deflect attention away from the J-Ps. Anyone with half a brain could see that this guy didn’t care doodly-squat about her and was using her for his own benefit, and she, for whatever reason, whether she was really attracted to him or was desperate for publicity, went along with it. She should have known better. This woman is going on 40 and she has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old. In the end, it doesn’t matter who dumped whom; they’re better off without each other.

me @ 08/15/2008 at 6:38 pm
I do wish Jen could find someone she can be happy with.
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She will never be happy with anyone until she is happy with herself.

maniston’s bad breath drove john away. Surely she got bad breath from smoking

why blame john when john’s relationship with women is an open book while the only thing open about the old tard are her legs.

The old tard was all over john in the pool and in the car. Even had kim stewart thrown out of the concert. Kim must be laughing now

How can jen find someone to be happy with when she is not even happy with herself.

Nobody dumped nobody. They’re still together laughing about all the media circus.

neer @ 08/16/2008 at 2:06 am

Jill @ 08/16/2008 at 3:41 am

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Good observations.

when you look at all their pictures, chinifer was always clinging to johnny. and johnny looked like he could care less. chinifer followed him to all his concerts, until it was time for a vacation. he went without her, that is strange. after all, she was his biggest fan. i think chinifer was looking for a long term relationship, especially at her age. he is way too young to settle down. i think chinifer was reading way too much into their relationship. bet her following him around like a dog scared him.

LOL, Jared just knows how to get peoples attention, to get everyone to respond to his stories. i think he isn’t a fan of either of them. he just knows how to promote his web site, duh!

Thank Goodness John dump this annoying, irritating, pathetic TV sticom hag!

I heard she got another replacement guy on stand-by in case John leaves her. I guess $110 million can buy her a paid escort/boytoy but she cannot buy her own happiness.

I like John’s music but since he hooks up with this media Ho Aniston I lost interest on him. Finally, he free & he can write more nice music.

So now its john’s fault again! omg!!!

Wernt you guys the one saying how “Amazing he is for her!”

Lord Man fans cant win!!!

tondogirl @ 08/16/2008 at 9:53 am

CHINNIFER’S SAGGING CHIN IS WHAT DRIVING MEN AWAY FROM THIS OLD PATHETHIC HO’…. EVERYTHING IS FAKE INSIDE OUT ABOUT THIS DRAMA QUEEN/LYING ****** OF A MANLY LOOKING MEDIA HO’ OF A WOMAN… MAYBE JOHN MAYER REALIZED THAT THIS FAKERSTON CHINNOCHIO IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS MOM.

lise @ 08/16/2008 at 3:26 am

I feel bad for her for hooking up with this sleaze in her neverending quest to find another Brad.

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Call me unsympathetic but no, I don’t feel very sorry for Maniston (and I mean it as Mayer-aniston). I don’t think either of them had much genuine feelings for each other.

It seemed to me they launched straight into the Pimping and PR stage early into the :relationship”. So early in fact, that I truly think that it was all about PR and they both need some PR as someone has already said.

The photos of Maniston in the pool was on PRIVATE PROPERTY, in a hotel. You can have hotel security remove the paps from hotel property. You can grope each other elsewhere, not in a hotel pool where everyone has a camera coz they are on holidays, if you truly value your privacy.

I think as a reaction to the speedy publicising of the MANISTON relationship, the publicists for Maniston released the news that Jen and John had been dating for a couple of months or more before the photo-ops at the hotel. But if you look at mayer’s own blog, you’ll see that he was in Japan for the better part of April and to quote “in no hurry to leave”. So, I have doubts that this was a relationship of any long duration before the photo-ops occurred.

They both needed to make the “relationship” very public very quickly, even if it was going to end with accusations and counter accusations. Who knows, like jojo eluded in her post #84, they may still be together having a laugh at the media circus and I’m happy to oblige. Better to be Poor Jen, the victim again, then ignored completely. Better to be cad John - then having to deal with the PR fall out of kissing Perez and peeing on his women in bed.

It is NO coincidence that you can no longer find any videos of Jen scurrying to her seat with barely a glance at Brad, in the same award ceremony where she forgot to thank Brad, or forgetting to thank Brad that award, or the video of her rather off-handedly, saying thanks for holding it together for me babe!! I saw those videos before they were taken off you tube etc and it didn’t show a golden couple, which might explain why they were taken off the internet whereever they could be found.

Likewise, I’m sure it is NO coincidence that shortly before the Maniston relationship started, John’s blog was wiped of all his confessions about peeing on the women he had sex with.

Still I confess I hoped that as time progress they could develop something genuine. Their values seem very similar - at least when it comes to publicity. That’s a start isn’t it??

I just read on another gossip site that they haven’t broken up?

Jen dumped his sorry ass!!he just wouldn’t commit.

she deserves better

Please. John Gayer is just showing everyone that he’s really not that broken up at all by his contract ending with Maniston - a batman hoody with ears? Come on people.

Yeah, if you were an adult, would you wear that if YOU were REALLY sad? Er, did Maniston wear a hoody with ears when Brad jettisoned her dumb ugly asss? I don’t think so.

Pee-boy is making fun of the whole media spectacle and seems to be having a blast. His contract is over, he got to f*ck a ‘friend,’ and got huge publicity for his tour, and made his tween fans forget he got caught tongueing Perez Hilton (heave). :lol:

What did Maniston get?

Well as usual, every May when ‘Brangelina,’ take Cannes by storm and the world’s eyes are on them, Maniston got to PRETEND to have a life.

Last year, Paul Sculfor debuted at the start of Cannes, the year before that it was Vince Vaughn and their year long campaign to save her from looking like a sad dumped ho’ while Brangie lived their life to the hilt — what made THIS year, 2008, so critical, is that it wasn’t JUST Cannes, it was a VERY pregnant Angelina at Cannes, so this called for EXTREME mediawh*ring measures by Maniston’s super PR flack Stephen Huvane.

He had to orchestrate something that would really pour it on thick and get heavy media saturation — the ‘new man,’ couldn’t be some unknown key grip (key grip Brian Baumer was a backup just in case they couldn’t find a willing FAMOUS participant that would get them good media coverage).

John Gayer desperately climbed on board the pathetic Maniston train in the midst of Perez Hilton taking polygraphs to prove they got it on, and Huvane’s PR created show-mance for Aniston (the sudden constant poolside exhibitionism by her, then bam - the “new man!!”) — got big coverage — so she got to follow Gayer around for 4 weeks and pretend that she didn’t know or care that Knox & Viv were soon to make their worldwide debut. (”Babies?? What Babies?? I’m photographing my man on his ‘pop rock’ tour!” “I have more important cool things to do than think about Brad’s babies!” )

LOLOLOL It was all orchestrated. She does it all the time.

I’m just amazed even more people don’t call her on it. Some people know what she’s about — but more people need to get a clue. But her PR hack and firm, are very powerful, so many media outlets are very intimidated and have to go along with these silly games. The pathetic part. She’s f*ckin 40. Why does she even bother? It’s sad.

Watch, a good way to judge her tabloid media manipulation is to look at whatever is going on with Brangelina — if Brad or Angelina get nominated for a bunch of stuff during ‘award season’ - particularly OSCAR, then you may see Mayer pulled out again by Huvane, or some other stupid rube who is desperate to take part in her fakery.

MOST people realize, that riding Brangelina coattails, is Maniston’s second career. She knows it, and her PR flack Huvane ESPECIALLY knows it.

Jen definitely dumped John. He is very immature for his age.

I think Jen dumped John. John seems to be more upset about it…

maniston fans cannot accept the fact that john dumped the fugly tard. john was enjoying himself in mexico even before the news of the breakup. Maniston fans should realize that john got a lot of younger and prettier fans who won’t say no to john. maniston is the ugliest and the oldest ho that john had boned

Maniston fans in denial when they saw john in cabo and now in denial that john dumped the old dumbwit.

remember da truth @ 08/16/2008 at 11:29 am

This was never a hot and heavy romance. NEITHER is upset. It was for PR and they got to have sex at the same time.

Secondly, why is it that everyone thinks that every time a couple are dating it is in search of ‘the one”?!?! That’s soooo TABLOID!

These two just wanted to have sex — John is honest about it, but Jen tries to make her fans believe she is some poor woman in search of what they have — a husband they are indifferent to and leech off of while they take their 2.3 kids to soccer games and ***** about what the young mother at the park is wearing that accentuates how much they’ve let themselves go.
Jen doesn’t want marriage and kids any more than John Mayer does. She just wanted to play around, and to not look like a lonely loser while Brad was happily having kids with the world’s most beautiful woman at a chateau in France, enjoying get-togethers with Bono and Paul Allen.

You all do the same thing to Kate Hudson. At least she is young and has already had a child. She just wants to have some fun and isn’t dating seriously. She also is honest about it.

Jen is just a big fake liar who has made a life out of what she herself referred to as “her career in the tabloids”. Her fans are such fools.

remember da truth @ 08/16/2008 at 11:29 am

This was never a hot and heavy romance. NEITHER is upset. It was for PR and they got to have sex at the same time.

Secondly, why is it that everyone thinks that every time a couple are dating it is in search of ‘the one”?!?! That’s soooo TABLOID!

These two just wanted to have sex — John is honest about it, but Jen tries to make her fans believe she is some poor woman in search of what they have — a husband they are indifferent to and leech off of while they take their 2.3 kids to soccer games and ***** about what the young mother at the park is wearing that accentuates how much they’ve let themselves go.
Jen doesn’t want marriage and kids any more than John Mayer does. She just wanted to play around, and to not look like a lonely loser while Brad was happily having kids with the world’s most beautiful woman at a chateau in France, enjoying get-togethers with Bono and Paul Allen.

You all do the same thing to Kate Hudson. At least she is young and has already had a child. She just wants to have some fun and isn’t dating seriously. She also is honest about it.

Jen is just a big fake liar who has made a life out of what she herself referred to as “her career in the tabloids”. Her fans are such fools.

Poor John Mayer, getting all these beating from JenHens. But you know what Mr. Mayer, this was expected when you sold your private life to Mr. Huvane. It will pass, don’t worry. Your fan base is a lot younger than JenHens so I don’t think you don’t take any hit on your popularity—actually it was a good PR move for what it was worth.

CLINIQUA @ 08/16/2008 at 10:36 am

Every bit of what you said was right. John is not up set at all he is so laughing at every one. Jen, her PR team and John is happy because they think they got every body to stop talking about the make out thing with Perez Hilton and gave Jen cover from Brad and Angelina.
They are keeping John on call because Jen like her time with John. It was new and different from what they did before with her. John like getting free sex from Jen instead of from some common fan ho.
John is the biggest foolish clown they could every score. The monkey will get out in public and say what every Huvane wanted him to say. Mayer has no moral value. So that’s why they will keep this fool on hold. As a Mayer fan I have no respect for John Mayer any more when he started out he pretended that it was about the music and all he wanted to do was play. That was all a big lie. This is where Mayer wanted to be, in the middle of Hollywood fronting Hollywood who res.
I will never go to another concert or buy another piece of nothing from this butt wipe. He is so phony. I think he is a male Hollywood prostitute.

You are in denial lalala. John was already enjoying himself in cabo with that pretty young blond before the break up news. Your patheitc ho didn’t realize what hit her till later. John being photographed in cabo was his way of telling that it is all over. John was not the first and won’t be the last to dump maniston. Vince and even the british model dumped your botoxed media *****.

well good for john. it is maniston who is losing credibility. People have realized by now that maniston is the old woman in heat who just wanted to be boned and get publicity to get back at her ex. Three times would no loger be a charm in media whorrrrriiing for maniston. People had witnessed maniston’s aberration and debauchery when she hooked up with john

John dumped Jen ofcourse
he’s the best
go on John!

micro-makro @ 08/16/2008 at 12:31 pm

uhh, hes so ugly cant believe all these hollywood girls are sleeping with him oh, and jennifer talking that hes better in bed than brad is. how comes?!?!

I think jm fan and all the various names she posted under is about 15 or 16 years old. I use to be a Mayer fan for years and I can see John change he is not this great person he use to be ( or if he every was) now he is out for money and glory and apparently Huvane pay good for this kind of thing. Not to mention a little bit of sex.
Look at the pictures you can tell John did not know what to do with Jen. She took the initiative to make the move to stand closer to him because she has been through this before.
Much as I use to love John and went to 6 of his concerts in the early 2002-2005, I can clearly see he has changed. This was a publicity stunt. That’s why the leaks don’t know who broke up with who.
John folks are saying he broke it off and Jen folks or saying she broke it off. I think John’s camp were supposed to say Jen broke it off but they messed it up lol get your lie straight a–wipes. They outed them self.
Little Johnny boy is on call for more stunt appearances in the future. That’s why we are hearing “they have not broke up” If I were Jen I would not use John again because rather she has heard what the public is saying or not this whole thing is busted. Majority of the public believes this was a publicity stunt. They should just move on.

The only one in denial is jm fan about her male prostitute idol. I wonder which female Hollywood star will need fronting next.

Victoria @ 08/16/2008 at 10:13 am
I just read on another gossip site that they haven’t broken up?
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LOL, yeah, and you read on the cover of OK magazine that Aniston is planning the wedding and the babies are coming soon. It’s OVER, honey. The whole non-relationship was a setup by Aniston’s publicist to deflect attention away from the J-P twins. The twins are here so Mayer and Aniston don’t need each other any more. Mission accomplished.

Never mind that Aniston comes out of this mess looking like the perennial dumped and scorned woman, but Huvane couldn’t care less, as long as Aniston keeps paying his hefty salary.

Lol, John Mayer looks embarrassed to have dated Chin.

Jen is just a big fake liar who has made a life out of what she herself referred to as “her career in the tabloids”. Her fans are such fools.
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Remember da truth. You are so right but….
Her fans are not the only ones. John Mayer fans are the same way. I use to be one. Mayer is a big fake liar and ***** with men and women and most of his fans will not face the truth. His fans are such fools. I use to be one but not any more.

oh yeah cindy…no wonder your ho was all over john and john was looking like he is not really into her. And in one picture john was walking ahead of maniston while maniston look pathetic trying to walk next to john. John didnt have the look of love in his eyes and looks so bored and depressed in all their pictures together not like when he was with jessica or minka. Jessica, minka and jennifer love hewitt are way sexier and prettier than your old hag.

Yeah jmanistonfans were rooting for john to be their ho’s **** buddy before but now bashing john because john dumped the old hag. talking about flip flopping. Maniston fans are crazier than their idol. Who can blame john for dumping the media *****. John was not the first and won’t be the last to dump maniston.

Yean maniston fans bash john. Bash all the guys who dumped maniston. Create haters from john mayer’s camp. At the rate your ho is whorring herself there you won’t be able to defend her from different fans who made an a$$ of your ho.

Don’t forget jennifer connely’s fans. Your wicked idol is starting to be the pathetic most hated ho. Even bloggers like perez and lainey make fun of the old ho

Don’t forget John is faking now. He will get more attention this way.

Hey jm fan please go back and read my post. I am not a fan of Jen never was. I started being a fan of John back in 2001, I didn’t get a chance to get to one of his concerts until 2002. I have never watched friends and can’t stand that show. I think Jen has no range with her acting. All her movies are in the same flat range. I don’t think she is pretty. I think she was too old for John.
Now jm fan we Mayer fan have to be honest to. Mayer enter into a publicity stunt with Jen it was his choice. I believe Jessica Simpson was a publicity stunt as well. Please slow down and go over the evidence again. Then you will see if for your self.

IM PRETTY SURE,,,JEN DUMPED HIM…….SHE REALIZED…..HE’S JUST A PLAYA!! TOO BAD JOHN…..U MISSED OUT ON A GREAT RELATIONSHIP…..TIME TO GROW UP JOHN…..U LOOK SORRY NOW!! HE DID LOOK HAPPY AFTER HE DUMPED JESSICA SIMPSON THO”……..I GUESS HE’S NEVER BEEN DUMPED BEFORE!!
JEN CAN FIND SOMEONE OLDER AND BETTER THO’…..SHE DESERVES BETTER……….ALTHO I DID LIKE SEEING THEM TOGETHER….JEN AND JOHN….OH WELL….U NEVER KNOW…MAYBE HE’LL COME TO HIS SENSES…

espero que ela encotre a felicidade. Quem deixou quem não é importante. Quero que ela seja feliz e a desligue de brad Pitt

He is wierd!!!! and DARK!!!!! Run Jennifer……. Close your turnstile..

THEY DIDN’T BREAK UP IF THEY HAD IT WOULD BE IN Ok magazine ignore People,Star,National Enquirer and all these stupid gossip blogs,Jen and John will be together next week when he resumes his tour

TARA @ 08/16/2008 at 4:49 pm
THEY DIDN’T BREAK UP IF THEY HAD IT WOULD BE IN Ok magazine
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Got news for you, honey — it already is in OK magazine. Click on the link: http://www.okmagazine.com/pixandvids/gallery/5860/6

The caption by Mayer and Aniston’s photo reads:

After going public with their romance in April, it was a whirlwind romance for Jen and her guitar-strumming beau John Mayer. They whisked from Miami to London to… Wisconsin and appeared to be happy together until suddenly splitting in early August.

I wonder how the editors of OK feel wearing egg all over their faces?

first you were all for janiston, now that johnny dumped her, he is no good. wait, you did that to Brad too. first they were perfect, then when Brad dumped chinifer, Brad is no good too? LOL, oh can’t forget Vince. seems like all the men chinifer with are good, until they dump chinifer. be happy for chinifer, she is happy and single, again.

if you guys hate jennifer anniston so much, why do you come to her bored to post about her? weird

i cud careless who dumped who
they all need to be happy in the end and
content with themselves

wat i really wanna kno is where i can get that hoodie!!!!
jared where can i get that hoodie!!!!?!?!?!?!

thanks so much

georgE @ 08/16/2008 at 7:57 pm
if you guys hate jennifer anniston so much, why do you come to her bored to post about her?
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LOL, her “bored”?

stupid george @ 08/16/2008 at 10:18 pm

georgE @ 08/16/2008 at 7:57 pm

you are in john mayer’s thread eunoch.

I should ask you the same what are you doing in john mayers thread fool

I would rather give john a hit than your pathetic old ho
Jenho fans are so dumb

stupid george @ 08/16/2008 at 10:30 pm

Cindy @ 08/16/2008 at 2:17 pm

I know what john is all about cindy. I am a fan of his music and i am aware of his sexcapades, John is like most musicians who get a lot of girls going after them and i can’t blame him. I was just upset with the jenhowhore relationship because it completely took whatever credibility john got left because of jenwhoring publicity stunts. John already got so much bad publicity and maniston added more fuel in the fire. His bad publicity would have not been broght up all over the net if he had not gotten into a mess with maniston.

Maniston and her publicist know john’s reputation and yet the old ho used john with her open legs and her mediawhoring attention agenda

Ok really reported in detail all the men maniston had dated except for the not famous ones like the grip and the camera guy.

Now everyone would know it was not only john who dumped the old ho but 5 other guys as well. Brad was the only one who stayed longer than 3 months and fool enough to marry the ho. John was smart enough to realize the mediwhore will just use him for publicity to get back at her ex

John needs a bat cape @ 08/17/2008 at 1:15 am

oh i get it! John wants to play Batman and get rid of Poison Ivy Jen.

cus i like john mayer. thats why :) if u guys hate jennifer anniston, why do you waste ur time talking about her?? its really sad. i am a huge jen fan. and i love johns music.

John Said He was The Dumper @ 08/17/2008 at 11:55 am

I didnt want to waste Jens time
John dumpoed her and is telling TMZ
This might be already posted but dont have time to check each post if it is pls ignore.

http://www.tmz.com/

Edumacated @ 08/17/2008 at 12:26 pm

HUVANE HAS MET HIS MATCH!!!!

John Boy is over on TMZ spilling his guts, being quite the gentleman where Maniston is concerned, but making it clear in no uncertain terms that HE did the dumping and that he DIDN’T CHEAT!!! Hey Huvane, this is a first for you — someone who isn’t afraid to stand up to your fraudulent spin control. Can’t wait to see how you deal with it. LOL!!!!

It’s funny all of Jennifer’s fans are mad at John now saying he should keep his mouth shout. Yet the other day when Huvane put his alley cats out to say that it was Jennifer dumped him they were all rooting for her. I tell you she has some psycho fans. I guess you attract what you are and we all know Jennifer has psychological problems, 20 years of therapy and nothing has changed.

Jennifer Aniston is done and needs to go find a rock and move under it. She is a old TV sitcom has been & now has become the Paris Hilton of her generation. Make way for some real talent to be cast.

hehehe @ 08/17/2008 at 1:40 pm

Paris can keep a man longer than 3 months and is honest about using her celebrity status not like maniston who is a whinny insecure liar who cannot keep a guy longer than 3 months

In my opinion, John would not do this interview and so soon at that , letting the public know that he’s the one who really dumped Jen, if there was no news beforehand coming from Jen’s camp spilling lies about the reason of their failed relationship. He was maybe alarmed that ooops he’s placed in a bad light. He could have kept silent if ,whatever is left of his image, had not been put in jeopardy. This is where Jen’s camp (Jen herself, friends, publicist Huvane) miscalculated the situation. They didn’t see this coming. They thought John is the same as Brad who just kept quiet in the past about his separation with Jen despite he together with Angie were being crucified in the media through their evil machinations. With John, he didn’t take this sitting down. He thought it wise to make a move, fast. And so he did. When he did, it hurt Jen’s camp so bad that I am very certain they are now thinking and working overtime, planning what will be their next move to counteract this unexpected turn of events.

In John’s interview, to put it simply, he is like saying to the public, “I’m not the bad guy here, please.” No matter how much he tried to sugarcoat his statements by singing praises on Jen, doesn’t undermine the strong impact of his first statement on dumping her. It’s what stayed in the public minds.

Jen I think should really reflect about her life now, seriously. What she’s done to her fellowmen that she deserves one misery to another, should give her some serious thinking. If she’s reading objective blogs, reading various posts that are giving unsolicited advice, analyzing or pointing out her machinations to gain good image even in the process of she’s hurting a lot of people especially Angie & Brad (& family), and she’s really serious of changing her behavior & lifestyle, I think it would put some good common sense back to her life.

I agre with you neer. I just wounder why he going to every newspaper and talkin´g about jen. Shame of you John, soon have peiple forget you. I neer going to lisen to you music,and stop cry you liar

They’ll both get over it.

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