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John Mayer’s Dark Night

John Mayer’s Dark Night

The Dark Knight returns!

John Mayer leaves his New York apartment building looking glum and wearing a Batman hoody with Batman ears on it on Friday.

Rumors continue to circulate about whether John dumped Jennifer Aniston or whether Jen dumped John.

Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive…

WHAT DO YOU THINK happened — John dumped Jen or Jen dumped John?

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I’m sure he’s a serial cheater. I know guys just like John, arrogant self-promoting pricks, which is a huge part of their appeal unfortunately (he’s no Brad in the looks department obviously). I don’t like Jen all that much, but I feel bad for her for hooking up with this sleaze in her neverending quest to find another Brad.

Jared get a life @ 08/16/2008 at 3:32 am

Jared, you are such a brangelina a s s kisser! Who gives a fukc who dumped who? What do you care? You don’t like Jen so STFU and write about your fukcing horelina.

maniston must have bad breath that is why all the guys are dumping her

I don’t think Aniston is secure enough to dump Mayer; she sets herself up for failure. This whole issue is pr spin by Huvane. Actually, the whole non-relationship was pr spin set up by Huvane. Every move Aniston has made in the past year and a half has been a reaction to whatever the J-Ps are doing and it’s gotten totally ridiculous. Angie rocks Cannes last year in a yellow Ungaro dress with Brad drooling over her, so Aniston starts dating a washed-up Brit model who needs the publicity to jump start his fading career, and as soon as his career is back on track, he’s in the wind and Aniston’s left by her lonesome. Angie and Brad are rocking the red carpet in NYC at the AMH premiere, so Huvane sets up a phony visit between Aniston and Jane Pitt that leaves both women looking miserable. The J-Ps are expecting twins so Aniston has to have a new man to deflect attention away from the J-Ps. Anyone with half a brain could see that this guy didn’t care doodly-squat about her and was using her for his own benefit, and she, for whatever reason, whether she was really attracted to him or was desperate for publicity, went along with it. She should have known better. This woman is going on 40 and she has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old. In the end, it doesn’t matter who dumped whom; they’re better off without each other.

me @ 08/15/2008 at 6:38 pm
I do wish Jen could find someone she can be happy with.
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She will never be happy with anyone until she is happy with herself.

maniston’s bad breath drove john away. Surely she got bad breath from smoking

why blame john when john’s relationship with women is an open book while the only thing open about the old tard are her legs.

The old tard was all over john in the pool and in the car. Even had kim stewart thrown out of the concert. Kim must be laughing now

How can jen find someone to be happy with when she is not even happy with herself.

Nobody dumped nobody. They’re still together laughing about all the media circus.

neer @ 08/16/2008 at 2:06 am

Jill @ 08/16/2008 at 3:41 am

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Good observations.

when you look at all their pictures, chinifer was always clinging to johnny. and johnny looked like he could care less. chinifer followed him to all his concerts, until it was time for a vacation. he went without her, that is strange. after all, she was his biggest fan. i think chinifer was looking for a long term relationship, especially at her age. he is way too young to settle down. i think chinifer was reading way too much into their relationship. bet her following him around like a dog scared him.

LOL, Jared just knows how to get peoples attention, to get everyone to respond to his stories. i think he isn’t a fan of either of them. he just knows how to promote his web site, duh!

Thank Goodness John dump this annoying, irritating, pathetic TV sticom hag!

I heard she got another replacement guy on stand-by in case John leaves her. I guess $110 million can buy her a paid escort/boytoy but she cannot buy her own happiness.

I like John’s music but since he hooks up with this media Ho Aniston I lost interest on him. Finally, he free & he can write more nice music.

So now its john’s fault again! omg!!!

Wernt you guys the one saying how “Amazing he is for her!”

Lord Man fans cant win!!!

tondogirl @ 08/16/2008 at 9:53 am

CHINNIFER’S SAGGING CHIN IS WHAT DRIVING MEN AWAY FROM THIS OLD PATHETHIC HO’…. EVERYTHING IS FAKE INSIDE OUT ABOUT THIS DRAMA QUEEN/LYING ****** OF A MANLY LOOKING MEDIA HO’ OF A WOMAN… MAYBE JOHN MAYER REALIZED THAT THIS FAKERSTON CHINNOCHIO IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS MOM.

lise @ 08/16/2008 at 3:26 am

I feel bad for her for hooking up with this sleaze in her neverending quest to find another Brad.

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Call me unsympathetic but no, I don’t feel very sorry for Maniston (and I mean it as Mayer-aniston). I don’t think either of them had much genuine feelings for each other.

It seemed to me they launched straight into the Pimping and PR stage early into the :relationship”. So early in fact, that I truly think that it was all about PR and they both need some PR as someone has already said.

The photos of Maniston in the pool was on PRIVATE PROPERTY, in a hotel. You can have hotel security remove the paps from hotel property. You can grope each other elsewhere, not in a hotel pool where everyone has a camera coz they are on holidays, if you truly value your privacy.

I think as a reaction to the speedy publicising of the MANISTON relationship, the publicists for Maniston released the news that Jen and John had been dating for a couple of months or more before the photo-ops at the hotel. But if you look at mayer’s own blog, you’ll see that he was in Japan for the better part of April and to quote “in no hurry to leave”. So, I have doubts that this was a relationship of any long duration before the photo-ops occurred.

They both needed to make the “relationship” very public very quickly, even if it was going to end with accusations and counter accusations. Who knows, like jojo eluded in her post #84, they may still be together having a laugh at the media circus and I’m happy to oblige. Better to be Poor Jen, the victim again, then ignored completely. Better to be cad John - then having to deal with the PR fall out of kissing Perez and peeing on his women in bed.

It is NO coincidence that you can no longer find any videos of Jen scurrying to her seat with barely a glance at Brad, in the same award ceremony where she forgot to thank Brad, or forgetting to thank Brad that award, or the video of her rather off-handedly, saying thanks for holding it together for me babe!! I saw those videos before they were taken off you tube etc and it didn’t show a golden couple, which might explain why they were taken off the internet whereever they could be found.

Likewise, I’m sure it is NO coincidence that shortly before the Maniston relationship started, John’s blog was wiped of all his confessions about peeing on the women he had sex with.

Still I confess I hoped that as time progress they could develop something genuine. Their values seem very similar - at least when it comes to publicity. That’s a start isn’t it??

I just read on another gossip site that they haven’t broken up?

Jen dumped his sorry ass!!he just wouldn’t commit.

she deserves better

Please. John Gayer is just showing everyone that he’s really not that broken up at all by his contract ending with Maniston - a batman hoody with ears? Come on people.

Yeah, if you were an adult, would you wear that if YOU were REALLY sad? Er, did Maniston wear a hoody with ears when Brad jettisoned her dumb ugly asss? I don’t think so.

Pee-boy is making fun of the whole media spectacle and seems to be having a blast. His contract is over, he got to f*ck a ‘friend,’ and got huge publicity for his tour, and made his tween fans forget he got caught tongueing Perez Hilton (heave). :lol:

What did Maniston get?

Well as usual, every May when ‘Brangelina,’ take Cannes by storm and the world’s eyes are on them, Maniston got to PRETEND to have a life.

Last year, Paul Sculfor debuted at the start of Cannes, the year before that it was Vince Vaughn and their year long campaign to save her from looking like a sad dumped ho’ while Brangie lived their life to the hilt — what made THIS year, 2008, so critical, is that it wasn’t JUST Cannes, it was a VERY pregnant Angelina at Cannes, so this called for EXTREME mediawh*ring measures by Maniston’s super PR flack Stephen Huvane.

He had to orchestrate something that would really pour it on thick and get heavy media saturation — the ‘new man,’ couldn’t be some unknown key grip (key grip Brian Baumer was a backup just in case they couldn’t find a willing FAMOUS participant that would get them good media coverage).

John Gayer desperately climbed on board the pathetic Maniston train in the midst of Perez Hilton taking polygraphs to prove they got it on, and Huvane’s PR created show-mance for Aniston (the sudden constant poolside exhibitionism by her, then bam - the “new man!!”) — got big coverage — so she got to follow Gayer around for 4 weeks and pretend that she didn’t know or care that Knox & Viv were soon to make their worldwide debut. (”Babies?? What Babies?? I’m photographing my man on his ‘pop rock’ tour!” “I have more important cool things to do than think about Brad’s babies!” )

LOLOLOL It was all orchestrated. She does it all the time.

I’m just amazed even more people don’t call her on it. Some people know what she’s about — but more people need to get a clue. But her PR hack and firm, are very powerful, so many media outlets are very intimidated and have to go along with these silly games. The pathetic part. She’s f*ckin 40. Why does she even bother? It’s sad.

Watch, a good way to judge her tabloid media manipulation is to look at whatever is going on with Brangelina — if Brad or Angelina get nominated for a bunch of stuff during ‘award season’ - particularly OSCAR, then you may see Mayer pulled out again by Huvane, or some other stupid rube who is desperate to take part in her fakery.

MOST people realize, that riding Brangelina coattails, is Maniston’s second career. She knows it, and her PR flack Huvane ESPECIALLY knows it.

Jen definitely dumped John. He is very immature for his age.

I think Jen dumped John. John seems to be more upset about it…

maniston fans cannot accept the fact that john dumped the fugly tard. john was enjoying himself in mexico even before the news of the breakup. Maniston fans should realize that john got a lot of younger and prettier fans who won’t say no to john. maniston is the ugliest and the oldest ho that john had boned

Maniston fans in denial when they saw john in cabo and now in denial that john dumped the old dumbwit.

remember da truth @ 08/16/2008 at 11:29 am

This was never a hot and heavy romance. NEITHER is upset. It was for PR and they got to have sex at the same time.

Secondly, why is it that everyone thinks that every time a couple are dating it is in search of ‘the one”?!?! That’s soooo TABLOID!

These two just wanted to have sex — John is honest about it, but Jen tries to make her fans believe she is some poor woman in search of what they have — a husband they are indifferent to and leech off of while they take their 2.3 kids to soccer games and ***** about what the young mother at the park is wearing that accentuates how much they’ve let themselves go.
Jen doesn’t want marriage and kids any more than John Mayer does. She just wanted to play around, and to not look like a lonely loser while Brad was happily having kids with the world’s most beautiful woman at a chateau in France, enjoying get-togethers with Bono and Paul Allen.

You all do the same thing to Kate Hudson. At least she is young and has already had a child. She just wants to have some fun and isn’t dating seriously. She also is honest about it.

Jen is just a big fake liar who has made a life out of what she herself referred to as “her career in the tabloids”. Her fans are such fools.

remember da truth @ 08/16/2008 at 11:29 am

This was never a hot and heavy romance. NEITHER is upset. It was for PR and they got to have sex at the same time.

Secondly, why is it that everyone thinks that every time a couple are dating it is in search of ‘the one”?!?! That’s soooo TABLOID!

These two just wanted to have sex — John is honest about it, but Jen tries to make her fans believe she is some poor woman in search of what they have — a husband they are indifferent to and leech off of while they take their 2.3 kids to soccer games and ***** about what the young mother at the park is wearing that accentuates how much they’ve let themselves go.
Jen doesn’t want marriage and kids any more than John Mayer does. She just wanted to play around, and to not look like a lonely loser while Brad was happily having kids with the world’s most beautiful woman at a chateau in France, enjoying get-togethers with Bono and Paul Allen.

You all do the same thing to Kate Hudson. At least she is young and has already had a child. She just wants to have some fun and isn’t dating seriously. She also is honest about it.

Jen is just a big fake liar who has made a life out of what she herself referred to as “her career in the tabloids”. Her fans are such fools.

Poor John Mayer, getting all these beating from JenHens. But you know what Mr. Mayer, this was expected when you sold your private life to Mr. Huvane. It will pass, don’t worry. Your fan base is a lot younger than JenHens so I don’t think you don’t take any hit on your popularity—actually it was a good PR move for what it was worth.

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