Jessica Simpson’s Beer Ad — FIRST LOOK

Wait what? First! Anyhoo, the beer think is stupid, and I think she’ll only get negativity from it.

Seems some celebs will do anything for money - totally prostituting themselves.

She looks drunk, which I guess is OK since it’s for beer.

But “smart” in an ad with Jessica Simpson? Ha!

OMG! What have they done?

It doesn’t look like her. She looks more like skinnier Anna Nicole.

“But “smart” in an ad with Jessica Simpson? Ha!”- exactly, #6! It made me laugh out loud!

I think everyone is too hard on Jessica Simpson, saying she’s tanssexualm etc. I think she’s goodlooking, yet I think she’s not talented when it comes to acting.
I never thought about a beer being smart….nor I think the publicist are smart. Come on, Jessica Simpson is the Spokesperson of a Beer brand? Don’t make me laugh! Besides, she looks more like Fergie…

I think she looks like she had a little to much of the beer…she looks BAD..

She wouldn’t look nearly as bad if she didn’t always have to have her mouth hanging open in EVERY picture she ever takes (Elle spread). She’s trying too hard to be sexy.

wow she really is going country all the way, i don’t know how i feel about this but she does look beautiful

This girl is no were close to country. The word smart doesn’t belong anywhere near this woman either.

I can’t stand her pout! It’s not sexy!

ok #25, That is really annoying!!

I have never heard of stampede beer to begin with, so i won’t be buying it. And even if I heard of it, I still wouldn’t buy it. haha I dont thinks she fits that ad at all.

Why does she always dress like she is country? It’s like she is trying to convince the public that she is country because she is dressing like it. I understand her having a country album out, but she doesn’t have to dress like she just came off “Oklahoma” the musical.

She looks like crap!

this looks more like a p0rno promo….i’m surprised they don’t have a pic of her with her lips wrapped around the bottle neck…or deep throating it…..riding a donkey….and papa joe milking some huge uddered cow (freudian don’t you think?) in the background. that beer company could have gotten much more mileage out of this chestica ad campaign….they just weren’t thinking BIG enough. i guess they were a little bit distracted.
i hope she’s getting PAAAAAAAIIIIIIID for this reeeeeediculousness.

someone needs to not let her drink a few beers before she does photoshoots cause she looks drunk here. lose the stupid hat and boots and get off that stupid truck with hay on it cause jessica guess what we have not forgot you are doing country now. she will proably try to guest star on man vs wild next since she is into country now.

Eeep.. Aaah.. She looks very allergic to the hay, eyes watering, nasal passages burning.. phlegm draining down my throat, ick.. just about to sneeze.. hurry up! Gaaawd, snap the damn pix guys!.. I gotta sneeze.. I itch all over.. gonna be red as a raspberry with bumpy rashes any minute! The beer seems to be a part of another ad overlapping this over made-up tranny mess..?

I can’t stand this woman, but it’s at the point now where even I wish someone would save her from herself. She is desperate.

well, sales just went down for that beer. Hold onto your hats y’all!

A BIG FAT NAY!!!! FOR THIS BOOB!!

brook,
We think YOU are probably an ugly fat chick. OINK OINK, piggy!

only fat ugly chicks get the balls to call jessica simpson not attractive on a blog, on the computer. you nit-pick about her mouth?? are you serious?? ha! keep eatin’ piggies, Im sure you arent 5% of what she is

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and only bias ol hags would call those of us who point out the facts, fat.. by the way im 103 lbs

sad :(

#33- that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!

Wow, she looks like she’s about to sneeze or something, like she’s got hayfever from sitting on those haybails….

Nup, the only celeb who has ever been able to ***** out beer is Harvey Ketiel for Steinlarger Pure! (Sorry if I spelt his name wrong, can’t be arsed checking it)

Fish Lips…Never heard of the beer either….I don’t buy this “I’m a Country girl ya’ll…” blech

smart and jessica simpson in the same package? ha, theres nothing smart about her or drinking.

Jessica simpson was so pretty when she first started out. The girl has ob viously gotten addicted to plastic surgery though in the following years, cause she doesn’t look ANYTHING like herself anymore. All the surgery to her face and body has aged her, and now she looks like one of the “real” housewives of Orange County. NOT a look to strive for!

Smart and yet she is dumb as rocks I guess it is kind of a parody in one way.

love her so much
her look hot and sexy
go jessica simpson

Jessica is PATHETIC. 107.7TheRiver She says Carrie Underwood is lying and that Tony was not calling her and laughed about it.
I have had it with Jessicas bull sh*t. To all of America: Jessica knows that comment that Carrie made was from MAY and Jessica keeps going on radio interviews and dissing Carrie by making you all think its right now. NO Tony is not calling Carrie now. In MAY he was calling her the minute Jess and Tony broke up. Jessica is just so p*ssed and embarrassed that her BF would do this she is taking it out on Carrie. Carrie has done nothing wrong. Jessica keeps saying if Tony wanted her that he would have her. WRONG Tony called and Carrie said NOT interested. Therefore Tony went back to Jessica. This is the truth because I know them. NOW you see who the classeless person is.

She is out..I mean ever since her divorce with Nick, she is out. Probably have better luck seeling the beer with Lohan