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Jennifer Aniston is a Rare Jewel

Jennifer Aniston is a Rare Jewel

Jennifer Aniston breaks out a tube top for the summer season as she shops at ‘Fred Leighton Rare Collectible Jewels’ on Madison Avenue in New York City before heading to the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Wednesday.

Katie Holmes may have the pegged-jeans look all sewn up, but Jen’s rocking the baggy-jeans look!

Ex-boyfriend John Mayer was seen on Thursday hitting up fav Japanese hotspot Nobu Next Door.

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494 Comments

# 1
Lillianne @ 08/22/2008 at 8:15 pm

Love Jennifer. HATE HATE HATE the jeans.

# 2

Good lord, will somebody please get this woman to a stylist? She’s going on 40 and she looks like a damn fool in that outfit.

# 3

I’ll be glad when you cash the check or get a mutual fund. Better yet, invest in an IRA. Rare Jewel, hmmm okay.

# 4

4th or 5th pretty

# 6

Jen looks great! But you can start seeing the effects of her love for suntanning…her skin is looking a little leathery & spotty. Her look really strays from her usual tailored boot-cut jeans style! I have to say I much prefer her normal look than the baggy jeans look.

# 7
African Girl @ 08/22/2008 at 8:30 pm

Heavens! Is this woman regressing?

# 8

FLABBY tummy in that one photo

# 9

Seeing her in these baggy ass jeans reminds me of why people make fun of her to begin with . She’s pathetic and I wish she would go away!!

Ugly feet, stretch marks on her tummy and NO butt

Enough of this woman! Unless she is doing something spectacualar (which I doubt she knows how) we do not need to see her ass everyday!

shes copying victoria beckham

Oh I forgot @ 08/22/2008 at 8:41 pm

FLAT ASS!!!

john mayer fan @ 08/22/2008 at 8:41 pm

nice airbrushing.

All this angelina joli fans are sooo childish

looking good. you people have no fashion sense. love the jeans

Andreadoria @ 08/22/2008 at 8:44 pm

For her age she just looks stunning! Cool, do doubt!!

But does she ever do anything but shop?????

Jen needs a life! Just being with friends or go on vacation … I just hope for her to be a regular person ….
there got to be something else but shopping….

good lord..I know she has a rockin’ body but a tube top on an almost 40 yr. old woman? I believe in if u got it, flaunt it but she can still look sexy and flaunt her bod but leave the tube top to the 19 year old girls out there….and oh yeah, she has no ass

I think 40 is a bit old for wearing crop tops!! And Jennifer looks so much better in skinny jeans. I hope she bought some nice diamonds though. That’s all I have to say.

You’re childish for thinking that everyone on here that don’t like Aniston is an Angelina or Brad fan!

Jesus people. She’s wearing a pair of jeans and a boob tube to go down the street. I’m sure none of you would where anything remarkably different to do the same.
She’s not on the red carpet for christ sakes.

i love u jen

wow she looks great she has a hot body and please idiots 40 is not by any means old i bet you are 17 and can only dream to look like her

I HAVE NO WORDS
THIS WOMAN IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS

mid life crisis big time.

why is she chasing John?

she can’t get a friend to go to a museum with?
I heard Owen cannot stand her.

Look at those stretch marks on her stomach in that one photo. Now the others don’t show it. Must be some air-brushing going on.

john mayer fan @ 08/22/2008 at 9:05 pm

why doesn’t katie holmes pay them to airbrush her? her feet always look funky

Stop blaming Jen @ 08/22/2008 at 9:08 pm

Some of you really can’t be serious. Can you ever give Jennifer Aniston one break? If you are sick of looking at her, don’t pull up the thread. How exactly is she so offensive? She is walking around and on her own time. I don’t like the outfit but she looks at least ten years younger than her stated age. I don’t think her abs or butt warrant any criticism either, that just seems completely insincere. Give credit where it is due. She has an amazing figure. I think Angelina Jolie has the most beautiful face in the world, but knocking on JA’s physique is just not rational. . If you slam her for only caring about her appearance and then knit-pick her, that’s a bit hypocritical IMO…

dumped 5 times @ 08/22/2008 at 9:08 pm

whots wit dat under arm extra flabby skin under hur arms-
arms are grossnezz.
did she git lipo own her wrinkly belly???
an whaot wit the mizzing @zz?? is shea wearin a press on nose??
it aint halloweenee. manbeast iz a man, an yur aint 20 disgusint yuck.
poe trashnezz. a mezz.

Jennifer looks amazing as always

ewwwwwwwww @ 0822/08 at 9:04 pm

Look at the stomach in that photo you posted. Did Jen have a baby or lipo-suction?

She is so desperate. I guess she is looking for John Mayer. That’s it get out on the streets after you have call the paps. She hopes John will see here picture and call her. Jen is mentally ill. I see she is still dressing like Britney Spears. What a nut job.

SUP? @ 08/22/2008 at 8:47 pm
Jesus people. She’s wearing a pair of jeans and a boob tube to go down the street. I’m sure none of you would where anything remarkably different to do the same.
She’s not on the red carpet for christ sakes.
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She’s not in Malibu either. That outfit looks plain silly on a 39 year old woman in midtown Manhattan. And why did she have to come to NYC anyway if Mayer was already here? Is she stalking the guy or what?

dumped 5 times @ 08/22/2008 at 9:19 pm

durty nastee. no azz desease, durty. airbrushin dat chin agin. grozzness fugnezz, whaot she do two hur belly???? thay forgot airbrush da fotos of dat natee belly. jen yur not twenty, do not stalk that kid jon. wearin new color blue contactks. depresin jen jen depres.

what are you talking about? how do you know that how do you know every man jennifer was after brad dumped her ? please tell me how do you know ? and just so you know you idiot jennifer was the one who filed for divorce

She looks like a gotd-mn fool. What is her problem. John is gone desperate ho. Pushing 40 fast and acting like a 12 year old.

she is eally pretty.

I N F A M O U S, bish! @ 08/22/2008 at 9:22 pm

Watch the Jen-Haters post more comments than the Jen-Fans (all 4 of them) lmbao

She sure is looking for a man. Truely sad and desperate! Since she is wearing teenie booper close she must want another young one. Then we wonder why Jen get dogged and toss. This is why. She is crazy as a loon.

From Lainey @ 08/22/2008 at 9:25 pm

Never a leader…
Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge.

Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans

Thank you Jennifer Aniston. No, really, thank you.

While his ex girlfriend was breaking style hearts, John Mayer, also in New York, had dinner last night at Nobu with his brother. Shockingly enough, he did not stop for an impromptu press conference with the paps. John must be ill.

As for Jen and TIFF – as I was the first to report many weeks ago, she will be in Toronto for the festival promoting Management. Word is, she’ll make the most of her experience and has committed to a party or two in addition to the carpets and junket obligations meaning there is a possibility she’ll fly in early, setting up a showdown, yes, with The Brange. Keep you posted.

I don’t see anything wrong with the way she looks. So her features aren’t perfect, but than few people have perfect features. She’s casually dressed; she’s not on the job as an actress 24/7.

I ‘m not a fan of hers, but I don’t dislike her either. She wears what she wants like everyone else in here does, the only difference is no one is critiquing you all the time. How many in here could stand up to such scrutiny?

As for her body ,have you seen what the average 40 year old in America looks like? If she has a flabby stomach, then they must have changed the meaning of flabby.

I’d say rare alright. They don’t come crazier than this. She call the paps for sure. What happen to ducking and hidden. I think she was lying on John when she said he call the paps. It’s really her

dumped 5 times @ 08/22/2008 at 9:28 pm

prolly 40 hot an burnin, jon get a clinic visit, yuck grozznezz, no baby an a belly dat stretched???? yucky. 36 gooogle aint fore finind jjs, google the wastlezz miserable stalker of jon, jen no class man. iz dat a press on nose???

Chloe @ 08/22/2008 at 8:57 pm mid life crisis big time.
why is she chasing John?
she can’t get a friend to go to a museum with?
I heard Owen cannot stand her.

Yeah why is she chasing John. I guess she don’t have any friends. Where is Courtney Cox to talk this idiot down. Friends should not let friends act like idiots.

Can you say DESPERATE! must be a mid life crisis isn’t it some medicine she can take for this.

Damage Control, the old coot is trying to look sexy. LOL She looks like an old coot.

I think Jen is in heat. She needs the next man quick. I guess that’s why she is calling Brad’s mom and running the streets of NY looking for John.

BJ @ 08/22/2008 at 9:42 pm
I think Jen is in heat. She needs the next man quick. I guess that’s why she is calling Brad’s mom and running the streets of NY looking for John.
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LOL that’s mean. Well, she can always call a male escort service. God knows she can afford it.

No amount of plastic surgeries, botox, restylane and yoga can change the fact she look her age, 40 ! and this can’t change the fact, at her age and look she should stop playng the girl next door role. I reckoon her next coming movies inlcuding those on the projects were she played the same ole, same ole Rachel , the aging next door girl Rachel . No wonder she can’t find distributors in her 2 indie movies.

Actresses younger than her such as Uma Thurma, CZJ, Cate Blanchet have already quite playing that kind of rom-com role. Oooops, I forgot these actressess are more talented.

She is beautiful.She has a nice figure. She looks good in anything she wears.

This is what she decided to wear and there is nothing wrong with it.

Jen looks good for her age.
But I have to agree that outfit is not the most flattering

Layla @ 08/22/2008 at 9:33 pm
Where is Courtney Cox to talk this idiot down.
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It took Courtney long enough to get that third wheel out of her marriage. Why would she want to let her back in?

She’s out in NYC looking for John and sperm donor.
tick, tick, tick…………. biological clock slowly burning out.

jade @ 08/22/2008 at 9:50 pm
She is beautiful.She has a nice figure. She looks good in anything she wears.
This is what she decided to wear and there is nothing wrong with it.
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It’s not what she’s wearing, it’s where she’s wearing it. It’s the wrong outfit in the wrong place.

This woman needs to realize she can’t always dress like she’s shopping in the Malibu Mall or wherever she shops.

She looks stunning! I love her outfit! She is the queen of casual, breezy, comfortable style clothes. Love it. I can’t wait for her movie “Management” to come out. I love her and Steve Zahn.

Megan fox rocks @ 08/22/2008 at 10:00 pm

she looks so Beautiful , love her

and people please stop hating , yay for the jeans love it on Katie and on her

she looks fantastic. goergeous, anything she wear look perfect on her. I saw the pants in many woman, it only look fantastic on jen.

I thought she had class. This outfit is as bad as the Britney Spears white top and shorts. What is her problem. She looks like trailer trash. She is not going to pull a man with class all she is going to get is a man to sh!t all over her. It’s obvious she wants something very young. Not a mature man. I think she is going through some kind of mental break down. What every she get will have Brad Pitt cloud over his head.

Sam

what damage contorl. There is no damag, two grown up people date and break up. there is no controversy , except for John blab on the tmz video.

Katie Holmes look alike!

sam

becuase she walk on the stree ,that make you to say damage control. What do you see her shooting people, or killing someone, why she need damage control from?

BJ

Yes who care if she want them young ? there are a lot of man who are young and mature than older man.

She is classy form head to toe.

dumped 5 times @ 08/22/2008 at 10:09 pm

jens bordurline hulk hogan, hulk prettiur. same hammer jaws.

groundcontrol @ 08/22/2008 at 10:13 pm

She dressed like that to shop at Fred Leighton’s?

Really. Come on, Jen. Pull it together.

The main pic looks cute but stop walking around like you are Britney Spears going to 7/11. This is the outfit I’d expect from her. She is trying so hard to show it all off for her own reasons or she is really clueless about dressing herself.

I LOVE JENNIFER, I’M FROM BRAZIL, AND I WATCH FRIENDS EVERY DAY, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF HER, SHE’S THE BEST!

Is this really how she went to the Met and roamed upper East side? In this outfit? Trashy. Angelina knows how to dress in the city better.

Jill @8/22/2008 at 9:54 p.m.

Jill,I always like hearing from you. But I think this is where we “agree
to disagree,nicely”.

Vivir Sin Aire @ 08/22/2008 at 10:20 pm

Ewww, what is going on in the tummy area?

Middle-aged women dress up like a teen-aged. It’s weird. Not nice. Look behind her butt. It’s ugly . Stop it’ Jen. You are old women. This jean is not fit to you. Crazy. Try to dress nice, mature. You aren’t 16 0r 20 year old

Besane @ 08/22/2008 at 10:17 pm
Is this really how she went to the Met and roamed upper East side? In this outfit? Trashy. Angelina knows how to dress in the city better.
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Exactly. Angelina was in NYC all last summer and she never went outside looking trashy like that. She wore her tank top with a skirt and flats, not with low-rider jeans and flip-flops. She always managed to look casual and elegant at the same time. Aniston wouldn’t know elegant if it hit her over the head.

groundcontrol @ 08/22/2008 at 10:22 pm

joy @ 08/22/2008 at 9:58 pm
She looks stunning! I love her outfit! She is the queen of casual, breezy, comfortable style clothes. Love it. I can’t wait for her movie “Management” to come out. I love her and Steve Zahn.

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You crazy.

But you seem happy enough and in love so have at it.

Thank God John got away from her because she is going to hit a brick wall, crash and burn. This after her people were calling around asking different people if they would go out on a date with her. This is just sad. She must be afraid of tuning 40 years old.

Lipo suction seems to be the cause of the stomach wrinkling.

From lainey

ofcourse from the leader of bragloonies. what do you expect?.

what is MiniVan means? I am sure it means single strong women.

I have a feeling that woman have a problem with a black woman becoming very successful. and un touchable. That make her mad very much, she keep bring Opera name even though there is no news about Opera.

# 18 jill @ 08/22/2008 at 8:44 pm
hey jill she looks great to me. you actually think 40 is old. she looks hot, she looks like a twenty year old. She absolutely beautiful, smart and jen definitely has class. also shes a very private person.. doesn’t like all the P.R. like you all think. I wear it to if i had a bod like that . Remember Jill you only as old as you feel, and its nice to see jen has confidence.
There’s nothing wrong with breaking up also jen hasn’t found the right man and maybe she never will who knows, but i myself wish her happiness with everything in her life its well deserved.. Breaking up with someone doesn’t mean its Jens fault nor johns things just don’t work out sometimes. you all don’t get this.Shame on you, use your common sense…..
Jill your back to your nasty old self as usual…

Jill

first of all that woman should not be in this thread. Second i am sure she will look disaster if she wear them.

bet
I have a feeling that woman have a problem with a black woman becoming very successful. and un touchable. That make her mad very much, she keep bring Opera name even though there is no news about Opera.
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So sorry bet, I just sprayed my tea over my keyboard on your expense. You don’t need to know why. This one is priceless guys and goes into the ‘bet’s finest’ list LOL! OPERA.

Hey, old aiplane Jenifer. Sotp wear this kind of jean. It’s ugly. Remember. You are old. Not fit. Save it for your niece

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got,
She’s still Jenny that John Mayer dropped (and Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn and Paul Sculfor)

boo

As long as she rock the look, that is all it matter. Trust me a lot younger than her, probably can not wear this kind of jeans , becuase they do not ook good on it. She is lucky that she can wear what every she want to wear.She look amazing , gorgeous, and fit.

what a life!! SHOP, SHOP, SHOP, SHOP, and SHOP some more!!!

I think Jen is great but I am sorry but how is he not aged????
Beautiful hair but she need a new hairstyle!

Medulla

may be she dump all of them in a raw. who knows, we only know what the egomeniac men tell us.

I’m not going to play emperor’s new clothes here. She looks ridiculous in teenie bopper clothes. She does look like she is trying to run into John or what every man she can get. It’s kinda desperate. She do not look smart or confident. This looks like a cry for help. She is not going to like the kind of man she find in that outfit. Jen really you act like John Mayer was your last chance and you desperately need to get him back. Shame on you.

dumped 5 times @ 08/22/2008 at 10:41 pm

amzingley fuggy, horrible, unfit, brainlezz, anit 20 rachel green. stalker jens. embarasment for de ole geezer wear yur age.

groundcontrol @ 08/22/2008 at 10:43 pm

Mature, emotionally healthy 40 year old women do not want to look like 20 year old girls. They want to look like beautiful women.

This outfit can be fine in the right setting but this ain’t it. And any 40 year old woman knows it. I’m actually surprised at her for this. Maybe this is a byproduct of not getting out enough or being afraid to leave her comfort zone. Pity. She certainly has potential.

over-exposed..in every sense of the word

So much pity for her. That pretty much says “I’m a desperate women.”

ellie @ 08/22/2008 at 10:24 pm

Ellie, you are funny. Of course I don’t think 40 is old! I’ve got a son grown up and married. Hell, I wear jeans downtown too. But I don’t wear them with a tank top and showing my stomach. What’s appropriate for a 20 year old isn’t appropriate for a 40 year old, can you understand what I’m saying? There is a way to dress in Malibu and there is a way to dress in midtown Manhattan and I don’t think Aniston understands what the difference is. If she was a teenager that would be excusable but at her age it’s ridiculous. She should have a better sense of style at almost 40.

And her coming to NYC while John Mayer is here, right after he dumped her, is just plain idiotic. Of course people are going to say she’s stalking him. Does this silly woman deliberately invite bad publicity because she thinks it’s better than no publicity at all? I’ve given up trying to get inside her head. I don’t think there is anything in there but air.

That said, I hope your daughter is staying well in Afghanistan and hope she comes home soon safe and sound.

I’m not from NYC, but I’ve visited the MET numerous times. How often are there papz parked up front waiting to take pictures of celebrities? I could be wrong, but all the times I’ve been there, there were NONE! Also, how do we know that she went to Fred Leighton’s earlier in the day unless her PR tipped off the papz and media? I think Jen is trying to show the public that she has more substance by attending an Art museum rather than the usual sunbathing, laying around the pool, bikini shots. Her publicity stunts are just so transparent and embarrassing.

Yes she has a great bod for someone nearly 40, but that is all that she has and is known for. This is why people nitpick at her flabby belly shot in that one pic. Her outfit is cute…for a teenager or 20-something, but not someone going on 40. C’mon a belly-baring midriff?! It’s obvious she is looking for attention. Hey, if you are going to flaunt it, you’re open game for the criticism.

Angies hanging tats @ 08/22/2008 at 10:46 pm

of course that bitter jill right there 1st page spread her hate/love …. LOL

groundcontorol

who do not want to look young, do’nt all of us. She rock the look, and she look amazing.

I do wish Jennifer Aniston and Mariah Carey would dress more age appropriate. Jennifer is too smart and classy for this outfit.

# 90 Kate @ 08/22/2008 at 10:44 pm
pity jen I have no pity for Jen, shes an amazing person kind , beautiful funny and its always nice to see her… you people are all obviously jealous to say jen does not look great.. you think???

hmmm…. I seem to remember photos of Angelina Jolie on NYC helipad in a white transparent tank with very short khaki shorts. I remember because I nearly fainted at the sight of her in something other than Elvira black.

(I love it when the regular joeschmos from NYC spout ‘fashion advice’ as if the black turtleneck automatically qualifies them. Too funny.)

Trace

we are talking about Jen not just celebrity? they will hunt her everywhere.

Trace @ 08/22/2008 at 10:46 pm
I’m not from NYC, but I’ve visited the MET numerous times. How often are there papz parked up front waiting to take pictures of celebrities? I could be wrong, but all the times I’ve been there, there were NONE!
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I live in NYC and I’ve been to the Met a bajillion times (I’ve been a member since 1981) and I’ve never, ever seen any papz parked in front waiting to take pictures of celebs. Of course, if the celebs let the papz know in advance that they are going to be there, well…

Ditto Fred Leighton. That store is a magnet for every celeb in town and as often as I’ve passed by there, I’ve never seen a single papz around with a camera. Funny how they just happened to be there when Aniston was shopping, isn’t it?
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Kada @ 08/22/2008 at 10:51 pm
I do wish Jennifer Aniston and Mariah Carey would dress more age appropriate. Jennifer is too smart and classy for this outfit.
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Aren’t you contradicting yourself? If Aniston was really smart and classy, she wouldn’t be wearing that outfit.

I may be reaching here - but in her new movie “Management”, she plays a traveling “art” saleswoman. I was wondering why we are seeing her at an art museum rather than her usual sunbathing, shopping or going to dinner shots. Is this really an attempt to promote her new movie? If so, this is just plain sad and pathetic.

Jill @ 08/22/2008 at 10:22 pm
b/c angelina sorry to say doen’t have the body tocarry off clothing like jen, shes beautiful also , but not the bod…

JohnMayerfan @ 08/22/2008 at 11:00 pm

John please stay away from this hag.

She needs to dress with more classic styling for her age.
Looks a bit silly showing off her belly like a teenager.

She usually looks so good.

She call the paps for sure. This chick is losing it big time. Jen needs some serious help. She is too ridiculous. I believe she is trying get her picture taken in hopes that John will see it. Hahahahahahahahah.
Where is her security blanket. She had to have it all the time when she was fronting with John so now she don’t need it.

Isn’t it strange?

How did she get the birth stretch mark on her tummy?

Weird.

Angies hanging tats @ 08/22/2008 at 11:03 pm

all the posters that are posting that she should not be wearing this outfit need to get back to weight watchers … yall wish you could fit your thigh in that tubetop. more proof that brad was right about you losers, that you all have no life and something wrong with you.

Trace , by the way she already look tan. The tan look fantastic on her. and also, promoting her movie is her job, that is nothing wrong with it.

Jill….get over it! Enough already. We get it…you hate Jennifer Aniston. With a passion, for some mysterious, yet pathologically obsessive reason…you just hate the woman.

Now go take some time for yourself. Get off the internet and go find your happy place….a place where you can stop thinking about Jennifer Aniston for five minutes. It will do you good….because you know, and we know, there is something really very terribly wrong with your inability to stay away from these Aniston threads.

Dia

We are talking about the world famous single woman Jen, not regular celebrity.

She usally dress so nice I don’t know what is wrong with her lately but this does look trailer trash-Britney Spears looking.

Anne

Most of the time she wear simple cloth, but this time she wear different, and she look amazing on it. You guy are making a big deal of woman wearing jeans and top.

Calm down Galloway and quit trying to order people about. You carry ZERO clout here. Get it!!!!!!!!!!!

All this people commenting how she dress, if you do not like how she wear why you waste your time looking at her?

She look dangerously gorgeous.

We are talking about the world famous single woman Jen, not regular celebrity.

Hey bet,
That is the biggest joke of the century because all I see to is Britney Spears trash. Oh excuse me Britney is cleaning up quit nicely these days so soon Britney spears will dress better than Jen.

jupi/jill - Free country…call it like I see it. If you can’t deal, let me show you the door my dear.

Jen looks like a hooker.

(Man…and all I ever wanted was some internet clout. hehehe.)

hahaha your right a 2-bit hooker.

How about a soft money who re.
She is so proud of her hooker looks she call the paps to come and take her picture and she talked about John calling the paps.

galloway @ 08/22/2008 at 11:15 pm

First of all, let’s get this cleared up. Jupi isn’t me, and I’m not Jupi. She’s Jupi and I’m Jill.

Now you want to know why I post on the Aniston threads? Because Aniston is like a train wreck. You know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t help it.

I imagine the reason you’re drawn to her because your lives are so similar. She’s a train wreck and you’re a lump that just lays around getting in other people’s way. You are two failures nobody cares about. Misery loves company. Hey, cheer up. If Aniston get’s desperate enough she might call you for a date. At this point she’ll take whatever she can get. Even if it is you.

Die

I thaught Britny is a change woman. Who is doing everything possible for her kids. Yes she had mental problem , but she kick that to the curb, and she is doiing fine.

so i do not have problem with Bertiny.

I can’t wait for this who res movies to flop. After all she is dressed like one.

There is nothing celebrity about Jennifer , Bet . You are right Bet , she is not a regular celebrity. Hooker, prostitute, call girl maybe at best. Your opinion means the world to me Bet, Just not it’s content.

Jill

You are not getting any, no one is calling you to take you to bed.Your thing may be getting depressed. Getting jealous of jen , dating the rockstar.

ellie @ 08/22/2008 at 11:00 pm

Ellie, you still don’t get it, do you? No matter how good Aniston’s body is, that outfit is all wrong for the location she’s in. She’s not in some suburban mall, know what I’m saying?

Never mind. I don’t think you’re tracking too well tonight.
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jupi @ 08/22/2008 at 11:10 pm
Calm down Galloway and quit trying to order people about. You carry ZERO clout here. Get it!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL Galloway does that a lot. Nobody ever pays any attention to it so just let rant. Eventually it gets tired of shrieking into a void and goes to bed.

Hahaha

If hooker look like her, I would not mind looking like that fantastic.

She is having serious mental issues. She should go back into private mode. If she was all that she wouldn’t try to grab a man at certain times. This just says I need a man so bad please help me.

To Jill #56:

Have you ever been to New York City? Lots of people wear jeans and tube tops on a hot summer day. And since when do jewelry stores have a dress code? What do YOU wear to the jewelry store?

Katie Holmes has been wearing the same jeans for the past 2 weeks in New York, and no one has said a word about them being inappropriate to wear in the city. Jennifer Aniston does it, and there’s this huge outcry.

Lay off her!

For those unaware, Jen has been in NYC for business meetings. She was at Nobu on Tuesday night (2 nights b4 Mayer, I might add)with a couple of gentleman, one of which was Paul Rudd, her co-star in Object of My Affection. “Rumor has it” that Jen wants Paul to be her co-star in her next film, Getting Rid Of Matthew which has just received the green light from Universal.
And I think she looks fantastic. And being that Jen was raised in NYC and went to high school in NYC, I think she knows how to dress in the city. Love the baggy jeans and flip flops on her. You go girl

ghost

I am guessing that you are not getting laid.for long time, becoming frastrated over Jen dating people. If she is not the most famous single woman in the earth, you and me will not post every night on jj.

Thanks for the heads up on Galloway. I figured as much.

She is one gorgeous lady.

Oh my goodness every one can see this was an obvious photo set up. It don’t get any desperate than this.

bet @ 08/22/2008 at 11:24 pm

Bet, what in the world are you talking about? She’s not dating the rock star, the rock star kicked her to the curb. She’s not dating anybody. All that money can’t buy her a man.

bet @ 08/22/2008 at 11:25 pm
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Both you and your idol look like hookers.

Dia

why you want the film to flop, becuase she wear the jeans? ha ha ha

Jen looks great…as usual…I love it that haters go all crazy wild when they see her looking so f*cking fabulous and obviously happy and carefree..lmao…
I really don’t think she is rockin the baggy jeans look though…they don’t look good on her, except at the bottom. It’s ridiculous that anyone would criticize her body, she has one of the tightest bodies in HW and for “her age” (that is so stupid to always bring that up) she looks better than some of the twenty-somethings in entertainment!
Much love and happiness to Jennifer Aniston!
And haters keep on hating cause it seems to be all you have.

Yeah do dumping and hookup movies. That is what hold your celberity status and may be will help you to hold your so called movie carrier.

What is this old fug jen hag wearing? She is too desperate.

Eloise @ 08/22/2008 at 11:29 pm For those unaware, Jen has been in NYC for business meetings. She was at Nobu on Tuesday night (2 nights b4 Mayer, I might add)with a couple of gentleman, one of which was Paul Rudd, her co-star in Object of My Affection. “Rumor has it” that Jen wants Paul to be her co-star in her next film, Getting Rid Of Matthew which has just received the green light from Universal.
And I think she looks fantastic. And being that Jen was raised in NYC and went to high school in NYC, I think she knows how to dress in the city. Love the baggy jeans and flip flops on her. You go girl

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Spoken like PR.

And you can’t tell me this is the face of someone pusing 40……No Way!
She looks like she is in her early 30’s. And just because she goes to the Museum, you don’t think the paps are everywhere? Please.

Jill

She was dating a rockstar. You will see the next one will be another rockstar , while you wondering why you aint getting some.

Bet , she may be the most famous woman on the planet. You just missed your own point. You professed your love for Jen& John . You just used the word single. This statement of yours belittles all of your previous ones. As far as me getting laid, You are right. It’s been a while. This however has nothing to do with Jennifer but has everything to do with work. I’m too pooped.

Must have made her ill to know she had to go back to NY so she had a break down and didn’t know what to wear.

Ha ha ha’

i am black woman, but i would mind if i have her body . that body is fantastic. I wish i can rock that jeans like she does.

I think Jen is having serious regrets that she is not 20. I’ll bet she hates her age just sad really it is.

bet @ 08/22/2008 at 11:41 pm
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OK, hooker. ROTFLMAO.

Hey bet who wants to see Rachael Green part 6. That’s why it’s going to flop.

This is a little off topic but is it just me or are Jen’s boobs huge ? Ladies can you help me out. Why in the pictures of her at the funeral of her friend did they look small. Now if she turns quickly she’ll knock us over.

ghost

some time i do not get what you are tring to say. May be my english is weak. but any ways i said she is single at this time ,becuase i know like anyone of you here, they break up.

Ok Bet . You win . Now how about answering my question about her BooBs.

What a fug Jen is. She looks like a man.

JohnMayerfan @ 08/22/2008 at 11:59 pm

bet @ 08/22/2008 at 11:24 pm
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The rockstar just dumped this clingy, pathetic, whiny “girl”. BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

Dia

No you said , i wish it will flop? that is the differenc.

I am sure you see Rahael Green many times, that is why probably keep talking about that character. Jen Must be doing good job on that character, loonies are not able to forget the character from thier brain. That shows jen ablity of being an actress. She make it very believable, even the loonies are amazed by her work.

like the top like the long extentions the jeans no.

Johnmayfan

There is another rockstar to come, she will dump them, and may be if he is gentleman everything will be fine, other wise he will be dumped like the others. Things finshed and done Vola.

Good night all the jealous woman and men. I have to sleep, while you guys wondering why you are jealous about this woman.

Bet,bet,bet, Please stop lying. You are not BLACK. You are not BLACK. Who are you fooling?other than your Jenniferish self. Come on now! And stop it with your fake BROKEN ENGLISH or BAD GRAMMAR. You are only fooling you,Okay

“Jennifer Aniston is a Rare Jewel”

…”10+ pictures inside of Jennifer Aniston, the rare jewel”.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!! Oh god, did you puke in your mouth a little bit when typing this headline JJ? Because I puked from laughter reading it.

I saw the footage of her walking around the Met of all places, and absolutely none of the tourists or visitors seemed to give a damn. She basically had no bodyguards, walked right in and strolled around, probably inwardly begging for someone to ask for an autograph, and NO ONE cared. If you’re going to arrange a day on the town to show the world how “happy” and “gorgeous” you are after being dumped, then at least arrange for some fans to be there or something. She obviously wanted attention. She tries to be subtle but most people can see right though it.

Remember that time she was at LAX airport and it looked like a whole bombsquad was called in to “protect” her from the paps? An airport where much bigger celebrities are coming in and out of every day yet never needed 100 armed policemen to guard them? It had PR STUNT written all over it, and definitely wasn’t subtle.

One minute she’s covering her face with that dumb scarf of hers pretending she doesn’t want to be photographed, the next she’s parading around tourist central in NYC in the middle of the afternoon with not a single bodyguard in sight, in a too-small tube top with her stomach showing and jeans that only teenagers can get away with. Hypocrite much? What happened to her request for “privacy please?” She simply does NOT comprehend the meaning of “laying low”, something which she desperately needs to do before she becomes a complete joke. I give her and her whole camp credit though for being able to keep her in the headlines so consistently when she’s done absolutely nothing to deserve it.

Anyone who hooks up with a d-bag like John Mayer is pretty stupid. She should’ve kept that on the downlow, and all this mess could’ve been avoided. Ofcourse she just can’t bear being seen as a lonely old spinster so there is pretty much no hope of her future relationships being kept secret from the press.

bet is humiliating her fug idol. bet is very slow.

SHE LOOKS STUNNING BUT ALLWAYS DOES LOVE HER

lol…apparently galloway does hit a few nerves jupi/jill. Evidence is in the continuing discussion about me or my identity which I am always amused to find hours after I’ve left.

Sooooo….not too much of a ‘void’ I dare say, save for the one between your ears.

What I find interesting is whenever jill is around, or whenever these newbies pop out of the woodwork to ‘tell me off’…it always seems as though jared is putting up new photos at exactly the same time.

Interesting indeed.

bet @ 08/22/2008 at 11:59 pm Dia

No you said , i wish it will flop? that is the differenc.

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Bet here^ is what you posted, I copied and paste it.
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# 122 Dia @ 08/22/2008 at 11:22 pm I can’t wait for this who res movies to flop. After all she is dressed like one.
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Now here^ is what I said the KEY word is (wait)..not wish.. some thing is coming and you can’t change it. Like “I can’t wait until her baby is born.”
Now Jen movie is going to be released and it’s going to flop. I can’t wait until that happens so may be she will stop trying to get in the media so much.
May be wish sounds like wait to you?

# 91 Jill @ 08/22/2008 at 10:46 pm
hey Jill i thought you were thinking 40 is old, i really doesn’t matter what she wears to me , she probably looks better then most 20yrs old. I would wear that tank with abs like that at any age,she looks great in anything..and a lot stars over forty wear things like that and i think they look great to. See I’ve always wore what i wanted. I never cared what anyone would think of me my kids think i look great in anything i also as you call it wear young clothes sometimes just like jen and I’m older. I don’t know why she in the city maybe her and john are speaking. you know i really don’t care . i don’t pity her nor feel sorry for her, i think she hasn’t found the love of her life yet and maybe never will.. and that fine to . but i do wish everyone happiness….. even you Jill.. Thanks for asking about my Jess she has five weeks left, can’t wait to see her its getting pretty rough over there now. and I’m so proud of her she gotten 4 awards already for excellence..

If I was Jen’s kid, I breast feed until I was 92. What’s with the new boobies.

Too bad she did not have any friends to make it a real outing. What a sad dejected person.

haveaheart @ 08/23/2008 at 12:51 am

Love Jen, she’s a real woman. Pretty, and a killer bod, and independent.

She lost a ton of weight this week. A 170 pound ******* named John Mayer!

PS. I’m in my late 40’s and today I wore jeans and a strapless top. So what’s the issue. If you have a nice body and can pull it off, go for it. Jen has one of Hollywoods best physiques, and should feel confident in wearing what she damn well pleases. You people will stoop to any level you can find to comment on perceived flaws that she has…as though you know her at all. And you don’t know Angelina either, yet insist that she’s a saint . Wake up already.

This will create more laughter. She must have really wanted John bad to be looking for him in New York like this.

Sara @ 08/23/2008 at 12:50 am
hey Sara you never want to be alone, go shopping well i love to especially in the city just love it!!!

What is with all the dating service ad modeling lately. “Hey, I Jen call me for a good time” Jen can you get any more desperate than this. At least John is about town on real business. Jen is faking like she has some thing to do. Does she every work. No wonder her movies are not big.

# 125 Jill @ 08/22/2008 at 11:25 pm
Never mind. I don’t think you’re tracking too well tonight.

Just to funny Jil its not wrong wheres shes at.I’ve lived there no one cares what you where.
I kinda not tracking to great tonight your so right lol…

This old ugly desperate woman probably try to beg John back to be with her.

ghost @ 08/22/2008 at 11:52 pm
ghost push up bras HUH???

Finally the who.re doesn’t show her nipples.

i luv Jennifer aniston, simply sexy

# 108 galloway @ 08/22/2008 at 11:05 pm
Hey Galloway I’m a jen fan, Jill not saying anything so bad sometimes she gets a little harsh, but the jen fans, what you people have said about angie’s babies wish them death make fun of them. I don’t see anything wrong she don’t wish jen any harm, or if she were to get pregnant she wouldn’t wish the baby harm . so you get over it.. she can do as she pleases . and i can’t believe i fending for Jill. you jen fans a lot of you have said the most horrible things about angie brad and the children.. Jen fans you make a fool out of yourselves that i couldn’t even stay online…. you think??????

mothers against war @ 08/23/2008 at 1:41 am

Everybody who does not like Anistion is NOT necessarily a Angelina fan, believe that.

Aniston is just too much of a phony. With her plastic surgery and and botox, she is just plastic.

boo(real) @ 08/23/2008 at 1:44 am

JEN CAN’T KEEP A MANiston is advertising the BODY!! HHAAWWAAHH Next move will be too tight bikini pics of her waxed VAG.

botox queen aniston @ 08/23/2008 at 1:48 am

She’s not gorgeous you fools. SHE’S JUST BOTOXED!

ellie @ 08/23/2008 at 12:48 am

You must be so proud of your daughter. Does she know what she is going to do when she returns home?

A friend of mine enlisted in the Air Force when he was 18. He finished college while he was still in the AF. He served 20 years and retired at 38. Then he went to grad school and got a masters degree. Now he’s got a great job in human resources and a full AF pension and he’s not even 45 yet. There are great opportunities in the service if you know how to take advantage of them.

How is it possible that a 40 year old woman doesn’t have not a single wrinkle not even a laughter line!!! Ms Aniston you need to chill out with the treatments.

botox queen aniston @ 08/23/2008 at 2:04 am

Nunu @ 08/23/2008 at 1:59 am
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She’s botoxed to the hilt. I don’t think all that poison injected into your face will be good for your health in the long run.

pj @ 08/22/2008 at 11:29 pm
To Jill #56:
Have you ever been to New York City?
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LOL! Have I ever been to New York City? Honey, I was born and raised in NYC. I’ve lived here all my life. And yeah, “Lots of people wear jeans and tube tops on a hot summer day”, but not if they’re 40 years old. Hell, I wear jeans in the city all the time but I don’t wear low-riders and tank tops with my stomach all showing. I’m not 20 years old any more. Neither does Katie Holmes, since you mentioned her. She wears jeans but she doesn’t wear low-riders with tank tops. She knows how to dress right for her age. Aniston doesn’t. It’s as simple as that.
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bet @ 08/22/2008 at 11:38 pm
She was dating a rockstar. You will see the next one will be another rockstar
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Since she just got dumped by one rock star, why in the world would she want to date another one? Is she a glutton for punishment or what?

boo(real) @ 08/23/2008 at 2:10 am

I heard a radio show where a hag caller tried to bring up JA as a 10???!!! HAGIFER was PROMPTLY shut down!!!

well she has her associate degree already.. i think dental hygienist, while shes back, she lives in panama city fl it absolutely gorgeous , I’m not sure really if she wants to stay in or not yet, but we’ll see how things go. But it would be nice her dad would like her to , mom not to sure!!!!! thanks for asking…..I know she put towards the G.I bill so if she decides to leave with schooling in there she still has 35,000 towards college. thanks Jill have a goodnight, and a great weekend, maybe angie and brad will be on this weekend…so we will be commenting..LOL

EVERYONE HAVE A NICE WEEKEND BE HAPPY!!!!

i see the manistons hens, all 2 of them are back singing the praises of the 6 time dumpee in the last 3yrs again-yawn,let them have their adoration, i mean once her movies start to come out and start to bomb the real fun is going to begin, and trust me i will be here to remind you maniston hens, tata until the movie bombs, my bad i mean releases.

tondogirl @ 08/23/2008 at 2:43 am

AMAZING CHIN……CAN THIS OLDIE HOE BE VANISHED FROM EXISTENCE FOR GOOD….WANTED PLASTIC SURGEON WHO CAN BE ABLE TO CHOP CHOP CHINNIFER’S HORRENDOUS CHIN

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New York Fugging City
8/21/082:40 PMThe Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.
Photo: WireImage
When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen. They didn’t make those “Team Aniston” shirts for nothing.

New York Fugging City
8/21/082:40 PMThe Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.
Photo: WireImage
When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.

tondogirl @ 08/23/2008 at 2:49 am

JARED YOU CALL THIS HAS BEEN A RARE JEWEL? IS IT BECAUSE OF HER UGLY CHIN??? LOL

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.
Photo: WireImage
When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.

John Mayer sure knows how to treat a girl. We can reveal the cad singer dumped poor Jennifer Aniston by text.

A friend told us: “She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, “That’s it - the end.”

Jennifer Aniston, You Must Chill

YOU AND ME BOTH Aniston (Photo: Getty Images) TO SEE OUR GALLERY OF Jennifer Aniston’S POST-PITT EXISTENCE, CLICK HERE!

Even before America realized that it now faces a future in a Mayerston-less world, those of us here at Radar had already decided that Jennifer Aniston was ready for a little tough love (and not “tough” in the sense of, oh man, it’s got to be “tough” to let John Mayer do some “love” on you). To that end we decided the best thing to do was put it all down in an open letter, which we did in our current issue, on stands now. If you’re pals with Jen, please let her know about it. Otherwise, take a close look and see if this is something that applies to your own life. It very well may!

Dear Jennifer Aniston,

We hesitate to harsh on you, because we imagine that getting dumped for the most gorgeous, fertile, and philanthropic woman on earth must be devastating, but it’s time to pull yourself together. Stop making mediocre movies (Rumor Has It? The upcoming Marley & Me, in which you play opposite a naughty, neurotic dog?). Stop dating beneath you (John Mayer? Really?). You’re like that friend we let sleep on our fold-out while she goes through a terrible breakup who’s still around three years later, moping over her Stonyfield Farm yogurt and smoking pot late at night when she thinks we can’t smell it—except, of course, when she tries to numb the pain by bringing home some cheesy dude for loud, grody sex. Our sympathy is turning into pity, Rachel Jen. You’re better than this.

Love,
Radar

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/the_trouble_with_jennifer_anis.html

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

Why is she wearing John’s pants?

Why the tube top?

Why always hide the face?

Why looking at the photographer again?

JEN HANGING 40YR TI TS @ 08/23/2008 at 4:00 am

CAN YOU SAY desperate, mayer isn’t coming back honey, he’s to busy with his 22 yr blonde.

here we go again, chinifer is most happiest single, now alls we get to read about is her shopping, walking her dogs, showing her tanned and leathery skin and pretty soon, we’ll get to see photos of her being the third wheel to Courtney and David. yep, you chinifer worshipers are getting what you wanted, LOL. yep, chinnifer is a winner for you worshipers.

computer #383786 @ 08/23/2008 at 5:28 am

#201: don’t forget the new model date, hired for fake photo-ops around town, where she can practise her acting skills, “emoting” in front of a restaurant crowd, “holding hands” “kissing” this guy she has never met before….staring into his eyes for a voyeuristic restaurant……. purely for media attention…. Then CAA, who arranged the whole facade, terminates the contract of the male actor two weeks later after the novelty has worn off. THIS IS A GAME. THIS WILL HAPPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN. IT IS ALL A FAKE. SHE IS USING HIRED PUBLCITY SEEKING MEN AS FASHION ACCESSORIES TO GET REVENGE AGAINST HER EX HUSBAND : “John is better in bed then Brad “John has a big peenis” “John is kinkier in bed than Brad” “Jen knows John is the one” “Paul is so much better in bed then Brad” “Paul is the one” “Vince is so much better in bed then Brad ” “Vince is the one”………..and it’s all a HUGE PILE OF STINKING LIES TO GET REVENGE AND MAKE BRAD FEEL LIKE GARBAGE WHILE BRAD IS IN LOVE AND HAVING CHILDREN AND MAKE MONEY FOR CAA AND KEEP HER IN THE NEWS…..Her energy is totally displaced into power and anxiety over relationships, not love or talented quality roles. That is why she cant fall in love and have children. She is using public curiosity about her (manufactured, disposable, contracted) personal relationships as a publicity vehicle.

anonymous @ 08/23/2008 at 5:36 am

she doesn’t mind living lies : it doesn’t bother her to smoke cig after cig and go to a cancer telethon……..or to sunbathe for weeks and then go to a children cancer center….or to act in a fake relationship after fake relationship, and then tell magazine how she wants to have children………..most people would feel deeply hypocritical…………she just feels more masochistic,in a deep hidden way, and so she blames the people closest too her, either loved ones or family members….nobody can get close to her………everyone is a “friend” : that is all she is emotionally capable of. Faking friendship for cameras for money.

when Maniston was dating Mayer whenEver papz took her pics she’s covering her face with her security blanket or trying her best not photograph but when it’s all over the internet that Mayer dumped her We see a lot of her pics, almost everyday and WOW no pics of her hiding behind her blanky .FAMEWHORE TO THE MAX ..TRYING TO BE PICTURED AS IF SHE DON’T CARE THAT SHE WAS DUMPED ..BWAHAHAHAHHA PATHETIC !!

JENNIFER PEOPLE ARE NOT INTO YOU ANYMORE !! Grow up already!! Stop hiring bf and date somebody in your age group.

COLBY CHANDLER @ 08/23/2008 at 6:12 am

Nobody in her age group would touch her, hello STD.

Stunning at 39!!!!!!!!
All those of you who think she is too old the wear that style are just jealous. I wear them too and I’m 38.

nobody dumped anybody : it was all fiction : you people are COMPLETELY MISGUIDED. You are reading this, so you are, in relationship to her, the “AUDIENCE”. You think Jen is guided by sex and family. She isn’t she is guided by power. The power to get the criticisms of her personal life off her back. This power is being handled by CAA, who are controlling you, the audience. Controlling how you see this actress (and others) at certain times. CAA are living in some retarded retrospective backwater away from reality towards Jen. They are still obsessed with revenge against Brad. They have ZERO CONCEPTION about Jen’s future career. They don’t see a bright future. They see REVENGE, BETRAYAL AND BITTERNESS GAMES.
Do they care about whether Jen has a family or not ? NO, unless it makes them money. That is capitalism. Not personal lives. Jen has no real spontaneity now, EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HER PERSONAL LIFE IS A MANUFACTURED AGENDA, NOT REAL:ITY. That is why all these fake actors go through the same circles (ie sending Jen and John on different nights to get photographed at NOBU……visiting the same restaurant, going to the same places and being photographed, saying the same things etc….). CAA are stupid lazy people who can’t create anything worthwhile for the film industry. They are egotistically obsessed with interpersonal rivalry. Not creating art or good films or promoting new talent or giving Jennifer Aniston new interesting roles apart from a dumped chick. HERE IS A TIP JENNIFER : DUMP CAA. DUMP HUVANE. GET YOUR SPONTANEITY BACK JENNIFER. THESE PEOPLE ARE KILLING YOUR LIFE….. SUCKING YOUR SPONTANEITY AWAY ONE DAY AT A TIME….. I guess if you want to avoid the whole issue again you can go on holiday with CC like an orphan again, and again and again….(FYI it looks silly)

Well, it’s my first time writing here…

To be honest, I read the comments a lot but I never take the time to write a little something…

I used to LOVE her. I watched every episodes of Friends. I used to think she was beautiful, sexy, with a killer body. Plus she was married to THE guy…. The perfect life…

But now she really bugs me…

- she made crappy movies… That upsets me because I paid for them!!!! Seriously, even the breakup (her “sucess”) was terrible!!! The end was so LAME… I still son’t get why it was a sucess.

- she used to be the girl next door, who you want to be friend with… Now, she is just a annoying personn who is in denial when it comes to her personnal life. Her interviews post-divorce were useless. Now she is just this pathetic personn who is unable to find love.

- I used to think a marriage was serious. But, when I see Brad attitude, I understand that he was truely unhappy. It lokks like he really wanted a family and she kept postponed it to make her crappy movies… That’s not something to do to your husband.. The facts speak for themselves: when he was married, Brad said he wanted kids. When she was married, jennifer said she wanted kids. Once they got divorced, only Brad had kids… She chose her career over her husband, I don’t get why there are still people who don’t see THAT, and still think that Brad is a cheater. If a woman were unhappily married (a “desperate housewife”) and leave her husband, everyone is like “way to go, embrasse your life, make your own choices”… Dont you get that Brad was the “desperate husband”??? Even if he cheated with Angelina, while still married, I cannot blame him… The guy was 40 and still was without any kids, and with a women who only wanted 2 and kept posponed it!!! I get he was at a crossroad of his life and had to chose between Jennifer (whose life is about diet, pilates, movies and dogs) and Angelina (whose life is all about her adpoted son, that she raises alone)…. Talk about a choice!!!!!

- I also cannot stand the fact that she says something and do the opposite. During Friends, she kept telling people that she will start a family… But she spend a year filming 4 movies and a year promoting them!!! And don’t tell me she was just answering questions, because during a Matt Lauer interview, he asks her “what’s next” and she said “kids”…. She was seriously telling lies because, by this time she already knew that she will film those movies…. She could have just told the truth!!!! Dont get me wrong: I have NO PROBLEMS with women who don’t want kids… But just admit it!!! Now that she is single, with does she keep saying that family is a priority, when her acts say otherwise???? Look at Kristen Davis (40, sngle without kids). No one blames her for that because she EMBRASSES her life style, she is proud of it. Jenifer keeps telling on one hand that she wants a family and one the other hand that she “wants to live the moment, appreciate her life, bla bla bla”, while her acts prouves that she is in denial and don’t realize that she is turning 40 in 6 months…

- I hate a PR games!!!! Seriously!!!! 2 guys, ONLY WHEN BRAD AND ANGIE ARE EXPECTING??????? Does she think were idiots??? Why doesn’t she focuse on her life, without thinking about the medias or Brad???? You want to be single??? Be single!!! You want a family??? H
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Well, it’s my first time writing here…

To be honest, I read the comments a lot but I never take the time to write a little something…

I used to LOVE her. I watched every episodes of Friends. I used to think she was beautiful, sexy, with a killer body. Plus she was married to THE guy…. The perfect life…

But now she really bugs me…

- she made crappy movies… That upsets me because I paid for them!!!! Seriously, even the breakup (her “sucess”) was terrible!!! The end was so LAME… I still son’t get why it was a sucess.

- she used to be the girl next door, who you want to be friend with… Now, she is just a annoying personn who is in denial when it comes to her personnal life. Her interviews post-divorce were useless. Now she is just this pathetic personn who is unable to find love.

- I used to think a marriage was serious. But, when I see Brad attitude, I understand that he was truely unhappy. It lokks like he really wanted a family and she kept postponed it to make her crappy movies… That’s not something to do to your husband.. The facts speak for themselves: when he was married, Brad said he wanted kids. When she was married, jennifer said she wanted kids. Once they got divorced, only Brad had kids… She chose her career over her husband, I don’t get why there are still people who don’t see THAT, and still think that Brad is a cheater. If a woman were unhappily married (a “desperate housewife”) and leave her husband, everyone is like “way to go, embrasse your life, make your own choices”… Dont you get that Brad was the “desperate husband”??? Even if he cheated with Angelina, while still married, I cannot blame him… The guy was 40 and still was without any kids, and with a women who only wanted 2 and kept posponed it!!! I get he was at a crossroad of his life and had to chose between Jennifer (whose life is about diet, pilates, movies and dogs) and Angelina (whose life is all about her adpoted son, that she raises alone)…. Talk about a choice!!!!!

- I also cannot stand the fact that she says something and do the opposite. During Friends, she kept telling people that she will start a family… But she spend a year filming 4 movies and a year promoting them!!! And don’t tell me she was just answering questions, because during a Matt Lauer interview, he asks her “what’s next” and she said “kids”…. She was seriously telling lies because, by this time she already knew that she will film those movies…. She could have just told the truth!!!! Dont get me wrong: I have NO PROBLEMS with women who don’t want kids… But just admit it!!! Now that she is single, with does she keep saying that family is a priority, when her acts say otherwise???? Look at Kristen Davis (40, sngle without kids). No one blames her for that because she EMBRASSES her life style, she is proud of it. Jenifer keeps telling on one hand that she wants a family and one the other hand that she “wants to live the moment, appreciate her life, bla bla bla”, while her acts prouves that she is in denial and don’t realize that she is turning 40 in 6 months; She says that she embrasses her life, but it’s so obvious that this is not true… She end up lokking needy and desperate instead of happy and compete

- I hate a PR games!!!! Seriously!!!! 2 guys, ONLY WHEN BRAD AND ANGIE ARE EXPECTING??????? Does she think were idiots??? Why doesn’t she focuse on her life, without thinking about the medias or Brad???? You want to be single??? Be single!!! You want a family??? Have a family!!!! But stop acting in response to what people think!!!!!!!

- She has become so self centered (well maybe she was before, but it wasn’t that obvious)… Tanning, dieting, workoing out, tanning, dieting, working out, making a stupid movie, tanning, working out…

It really bugs me because I used TO LOVE HER…. But now, she is just a caricature of herself…. She is a caricature of those hollywood actrices who think that they are stronger that aging, that they have there lifes upon them… But when she will be 50 or 60, without any family or fame, she will realize that she made mistakes…. She will pay for her pride.

I wonder if she regrets not taking a year off, afer friends to start a family??? I guess she would say “no, life decided otherwise, I love my life, I have time to have fame and family, have no regrets”…. But I guess, at night, in her empty house, and empty bed, she must feel really alone!!!!!

I truely hope that she will find happiness, but I doublt that, because, as long as she doesn’t decide what she wants to do with her life, she will keep on doing superficial stuf….

it’s when you’re hurt and you were able to stand up again is what makes you completely a woman.it’s not just having children..and how much capable your body is to produce springs..
Jennifer Aniston is beautiful in her own way…rare beauty…a rare jewel..

She definitely started dressing differently after her new yound boyfriend. I like her old style. The 16 year old thing no longer works for her.

I wear those exact jeans……to mow my lawn.

ewwww…..nastiest bunions ever. and what’s with that toe ring? does she think that makes her look younger too? yech

I think she looks fantastic….always has….lots of so called people are cruel as is the press…if you don’t like her, stay away…I don’t like jolie or pitt so I do not bother to even read about them…

It looks that she kept one of Mayer’s jeans !
Maybe she wants to taste his intimate presence a little bit more…lol

knit picky people stating ugly things…jennifer aniston looks fantastic! can you knit pickers say the same about yourself? didn’t think so..

You people give this average girl with average talent and looks too much attention.

# 210 lILOU @ 08/23/2008 at 6:44 am Well, it’s my first time writing here…

To be honest, I read the comments a lot but I never take the time to write a little something…

I used to LOVE her. I watched every episodes of Friends. I used to think she was beautiful, sexy, with a killer body. Plus she was married to THE guy…. The perfect life…

But now she really bugs me…

- she made crappy movies… That upsets me because I paid for them!!!! Seriously, even the breakup (her “sucess”) was terrible!!! The end was so LAME… I still son’t get why it was a sucess.

- she used to be the girl next door, who you want to be friend with… Now, she is just a annoying personn who is in denial when it comes to her personnal life. Her interviews post-divorce were useless. Now she is just this pathetic personn who is unable to find love.

- I used to think a marriage was serious. But, when I see Brad attitude, I understand that he was truely unhappy. It lokks like he really wanted a family and she kept postponed it to make her crappy movies… That’s not something to do to your husband.. The facts speak for themselves: when he was married, Brad said he wanted kids. When she was married, jennifer said she wanted kids. Once they got divorced, only Brad had kids… She chose her career over her husband, I don’t get why there are still people who don’t see THAT, and still think that Brad is a cheater. If a woman were unhappily married (a “desperate housewife”) and leave her husband, everyone is like “way to go, embrasse your life, make your own choices”… Dont you get that Brad was the “desperate husband”??? Even if he cheated with Angelina, while still married, I cannot blame him… The guy was 40 and still was without any kids, and with a women who only wanted 2 and kept posponed it!!! I get he was at a crossroad of his life and had to chose between Jennifer (whose life is about diet, pilates, movies and dogs) and Angelina (whose life is all about her adpoted son, that she raises alone)…. Talk about a choice!!!!!

- I also cannot stand the fact that she says something and do the opposite. During Friends, she kept telling people that she will start a family… But she spend a year filming 4 movies and a year promoting them!!! And don’t tell me she was just answering questions, because during a Matt Lauer interview, he asks her “what’s next” and she said “kids”…. She was seriously telling lies because, by this time she already knew that she will film those movies…. She could have just told the truth!!!! Dont get me wrong: I have NO PROBLEMS with women who don’t want kids… But just admit it!!! Now that she is single, with does she keep saying that family is a priority, when her acts say otherwise???? Look at Kristen Davis (40, sngle without kids). No one blames her for that because she EMBRASSES her life style, she is proud of it. Jenifer keeps telling on one hand that she wants a family and one the other hand that she “wants to live the moment, appreciate her life, bla bla bla”, while her acts prouves that she is in denial and don’t realize that she is turning 40 in 6 months; She says that she embrasses her life, but it’s so obvious that this is not true… She end up lokking needy and desperate instead of happy and compete

- I hate a PR games!!!! Seriously!!!! 2 guys, ONLY WHEN BRAD AND ANGIE ARE EXPECTING??????? Does she think were idiots??? Why doesn’t she focuse on her life, without thinking about the medias or Brad???? You want to be single??? Be single!!! You want a family??? Have a family!!!! But stop acting in response to what people think!!!!!!!

- She has become so self centered (well maybe she was before, but it wasn’t that obvious)… Tanning, dieting, workoing out, tanning, dieting, working out, making a stupid movie, tanning, working out…

It really bugs me because I used TO LOVE HER…. But now, she is just a caricature of herself…. She is a caricature of those hollywood actrices who think that they are stronger that aging, that they have there lifes upon them… But when she will be 50 or 60, without any family or fame, she will realize that she made mistakes…. She will pay for her pride.

I wonder if she regrets not taking a year off, afer friends to start a family??? I guess she would say “no, life decided otherwise, I love my life, I have time to have fame and family, have no regrets”…. But I guess, at night, in her empty house, and empty bed, she must feel really alone!!!!!

I truely hope that she will find happiness, but I doublt that, because, as long as she doesn’t decide what she wants to do with her life, she will keep on doing superficial stuf….

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I really, really like your post!! I agree with every word!!

Stop blaming Jen @ 08/23/2008 at 9:52 am

The most entertaining comment on this thread was ,hands down, the Opera comment. I too sprayed my keyboard.

Stop blaming Jen @ 08/23/2008 at 9:53 am

There’s an Adam Sandler joke in there somewhere, i just need another cup of coffee to think it over.

Stop blaming Jen @ 08/23/2008 at 9:53 am

There’s an Adam Sandler joke in there somewhere, i just need another cup of coffee to think it over.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/08/jennifer-aniston-since-brad-pitt.php

Even before America realized that it now faces a future in a Mayerston-less world, those of us here at Radar had already decided that Jennifer Aniston was ready for a little tough love (and not “tough” in the sense of, oh man, it’s got to be “tough” to let John Mayer do some “love” on you). To that end we decided the best thing to do was put it all down in an open letter, which we did in our current issue, on stands now. If you’re pals with Jen, please let her know about it. Otherwise, take a close look and see if this is something that applies to your own life. It very well may!

Dear Jennifer Aniston,

We hesitate to harsh on you, because we imagine that getting dumped for the most gorgeous, fertile, and philanthropic woman on earth must be devastating, but it’s time to pull yourself together. Stop making mediocre movies (Rumor Has It? The upcoming Marley & Me, in which you play opposite a naughty, neurotic dog?). Stop dating beneath you (John Mayer? Really?). You’re like that friend we let sleep on our fold-out while she goes through a terrible breakup who’s still around three years later, moping over her Stonyfield Farm yogurt and smoking pot late at night when she thinks we can’t smell it—except, of course, when she tries to numb the pain by bringing home some cheesy dude for loud, grody sex. Our sympathy is turning into pity, Rachel Jen. You’re better than this.

Love,
Radar

In the shocking, totally unexpected news that hit this week, John Mayer has been outed as a pretentious douchebag who claims to be stalked by the paparazzi yet calls them whenever he goes out. However, were you aware how Jennifer Aniston gets dates? Her striking beauty? Her charming wit? Um, not really. Rush and Molloy reports:

Meanwhile, whether she knew it or not, Aniston’s agents at CAA were calling around L.A. asking available men if they’d be interested in taking the beauty out. One was our flabbergasted friend - a tall, dark and handsome writer - who said, “Of course!” Word is Jen has asked them to cool the matchmaking, for now.”

Man, what a sexy life guys in Hollywood must have. One minute they’re trying to resuscitate twin teenage models, the next they’re getting cold called to see if they would be interested in the exciting opportunity to date a 39 year old washed up actress who might possibly want them to drop everything in their life because she can’t be alone for five minutes. Woo hoo! Sign me up!

She has a hot body for almost 40. Angelina Ho wishes she had her body. Jen has curves for someone so skinny.

She just seems so cold and uncaring. No wonder she can’t keep a man.

computer #383786 @ 08/23/2008 at 5:28 am
SHE IS USING HIRED PUBLCITY SEEKING MEN AS FASHION ACCESSORIES TO GET REVENGE AGAINST HER EX HUSBAND : “John is better in bed then Brad “John has a big peenis” “John is kinkier in bed than Brad” “Jen knows John is the one” “Paul is so much better in bed then Brad” “Paul is the one” “Vince is so much better in bed then Brad ” “Vince is the one”………..and it’s all a HUGE PILE OF STINKING LIES TO GET REVENGE AND MAKE BRAD FEEL LIKE GARBAGE
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And the funny part is, the entire effort is wasted, because Brad has so completely moved on to Angelina and their children that he couldn’t care less what Aniston thinks. I think the only feeling he has left for Aniston is pity.

lILOU @ 08/23/2008 at 6:44 am
…Tanning, dieting, working out, tanning, dieting, working out, making a stupid movie, tanning, working out…
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“Jennifer Aniston, This Is Your Life!”

Thanks for a hilariously entertaining — and devastatingly accurate — post.

Baggy rolled cuff jeans hanging off her pelvic bone, bare midriff, overly tanned belly hanging over her belt, TUBE TOP (???!!!?!?!?!?!?!), zoriis, toe ring, pink polish? What is she trying to pull off, 14 year old rebel girl? Even then, not appropriate dress for anyone in Manhattan especially going to the Met.

emmy @ 08/23/2008 at 11:20 am She has a hot body for almost 40. Angelina Ho wishes she had her body. Jen has curves for someone so skinny.
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If she has a hot body then why Aniston’s agents at CAA were calling around L.A. asking available men if they’d be interested in taking the beauty out.
This is all embarrassing-she is embarrassing. She has some nice clothes why this trailer trash out fit. Who is she expecting to pick up in that. If I were a business partner of hers I would have serious doubts about her abilities.

HEY JENNIFER, JOHN CALLED AND HE WANTS HE’S JEANS BACK!

You knew it was coming hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i’d rather be skinny but happy than to have a hot body but lonely.

computer #383786 @ 08/23/2008 at 5:28 am
SHE IS USING HIRED PUBLCITY SEEKING MEN AS FASHION ACCESSORIES TO GET REVENGE AGAINST HER EX HUSBAND : “John is better in bed then Brad “John has a big peenis” “John is kinkier in bed than Brad” “Jen knows John is the one” “Paul is so much better in bed then Brad” “Paul is the one” “Vince is so much better in bed then Brad ” “Vince is the one”………..and it’s all a HUGE PILE OF STINKING LIES TO GET REVENGE AND MAKE BRAD FEEL LIKE GARBAGE
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All Jen has done was to hurt her self. Seeking revenge is never good for the soul. Carrying all that hate over the past years just made her ugly inside. She can use all the beauty treatments she wants but until she clean up her insides she will always look ugly. I heard you forgive people for your self not them. Jen never learned that. It’s sad that she still call Jane Pitt. It clearly shows she never move on. She cries on people shoulders in hopes they will go seek revenge for her. I thing Jennifer is truly an ugly old soul and all the high maintenance treatments are a waste on her.

Meanwhile, whether she knew it or not, Aniston’s agents at CAA were calling around L.A. asking available men if they’d be interested in taking the beauty out. One was our flabbergasted friend - a tall, dark and handsome writer - who said, “Of course!” Word is Jen has asked them to cool the matchmaking, for now.”
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I think this outed all her relationships as publicity stunts. She really has no shame and no heart. It’s sad she keep alerting the media even now. She should go back to hiding.

Jen has ZERO curves ! She has no beautiful breast, just dropy muscles without the fat, no waistline, thick short legs and a flat a**. her body is in great shape outside and infested with nicotine inside.

Actresses and ex models older than her have great bodies with tiny waistline, curves and/or long shapely legs. To name a few ! Halle Berry (42), Catherine Kelly Lang (47, 3 children), Eileen Davidson (50 !), Elle Mc Pherson (42, two kids), …

And the biggest part is that she is a sport freak for the last 15 years and has a decent body inspite all these efforts. Angelina, since you drop her name has 6 children and is able to have a decent body when she is training 1/10 of what Aniston can achieve. She sure has better proportions bone wise with long legs and a tall body.

If she ever wanted to resemble one of Brad exes, she will go to…Robin Givens whose body will put Aniston’s into shame.

And for all those fanistonmaniacs who like to brag about her so called hot body, give me a break, she is no Stacy Dash whose curvaceous lean body and gorgeous youthful face would put in shame a botoxed, athletically over built short legged fug harsh face Aniston any day. Now botoxed free Stacy would certainly be the ultimate youthfull sexy mama of Hollywood. 43 with an outrageously stunning boddy ! Now that is a HOT body, certainly not Maniston’s !

Low class and desperate.

Edumacated @ 08/23/2008 at 12:27 pm

Pathetic @ 08/23/2008 at 9:01 am It looks that she kept one of Mayer’s jeans !

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EXACTLY. I don’t know why no one else has mentioned that these are not just baggy jeans, they are MEN’s jeans. That’s why they are hanging so low on her a$$, why the crotch is hanging so low and why they are so long. She has them rolled up several times and is STILL walking on them.

I am her size and the only way jeans fit like that on a body this size is if they are men’s jeans. Women’s baggy jeans, even low rise, are still tapered a bit around the a$$ to maintain a sexy look, then get baggy in the thigh area. Hers are just a mass of fabric hanging on her ass, and this is NOT a woman with a flat a$$. She has a Greek ass, for God’s sake. (curvy) The only explanation is that these are men’s jeans, without question.

Sadly, she apparently donned a pair of jeans that Mayer left at her home and is now traipsing around NY like a fool in them to get his attention (Huvane setting up the pap shoot at the Met; obviously, Mayer would recognize that she is wearing HIS pants). I guess this is part of her plan to get him back. Apparently, she won’t be happy until he humiliates her in the same manner he did Jessica (dropping her repeatedly before his final exit).

I really don’t understand why Aniston’s “friends” won’t get her the mental health care she so obviously needs. I think it’s time for an intervention.

A more appropriate title should be
“Jennifer Aniston is a Rare Tool”
With the call Jane Pitt in tears, John Mayer dumps her and her agent calling around looking for men to date her.

Dear Jennifer Aniston,

We hesitate to harsh on you, because we imagine that getting dumped for the most gorgeous, fertile, and philanthropic woman on earth must be devastating, but it’s time to pull yourself together. Stop making mediocre movies (Rumor Has It? The upcoming Marley & Me, in which you play opposite a naughty, neurotic dog?). Stop dating beneath you (John Mayer? Really?). You’re like that friend we let sleep on our fold-out while she goes through a terrible breakup who’s still around three years later, moping over her Stonyfield Farm yogurt and smoking pot late at night when she thinks we can’t smell it—except, of course, when she tries to numb the pain by bringing home some cheesy dude for loud, grody sex. Our sympathy is turning into pity, Rachel Jen. You’re better than this.

Love,
Radar

I just love that letter. Every bit of it is true. 1 thing..is she really better
than this when she dress like the picture above. May be we had the wrong idea about her. The class thing was definitely not right.

Ms. Marla @ 08/23/2008 at 1:29 pm

Love you Jen, gosh, no wonder Brad called ,His golden girl”, keep on doing whatever it is you are doing, you still look golden,I am proud of you.

I hope stays as far away as he can from these pathetic child.

I hope HE stays as far away as he can from these pathetic child.

▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐ @ 08/23/2008 at 1:48 pm

240: NOBODY CARES ABOUT BRAD AND JEN : WHERE IS JENS REAL HUSBAND??????. WHERE IS HER REAL FAMILY ?????? IS HER LIFE A PROCESS OF FAKES UNTIL SHE IS DEAD. OR A CONTINUATION OF CIG FUELED BITTERNESS GAMES AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR SEX AND LOVE ????? ………………THE WHOLE BRAD AND JEN RELATIONSHIP WAS A FAKE, A LIFE, ANOTHER EMPTY FAILING DECEPTION DONE FOR CAREERS AND BOREDOM…… …………..WHERE HAS HER REAL LIFE GONE ? WHERE IS HER REAL FAMILY ? WHERE ARE HER REAL CHILDREN ? WHERE IS HER REAL HUSBAND ???? ……..ENOUGH OF THE ACTORS AND FAKES AND LIARS AND HOLLYWOOD BULLSHITTERS SPINNING TALES FOR THEIR STUPID MEANINGLESS CAREERS AND TABLOID NONSENSE ? …………..WHERE IS THE REALITY OF JENNIFER ANISTON ?………….LOST IN A SMOKE SCREEN ?……….LOST ON THE BEACH WITH COURTNEY ???? LOST IN AN INTERMINABLE CONVERSATION WITH VINCE ABOUT NOTHING ??? ….LOST IN AN ACTING FACADE WITH CAREER CRASHING PUBLICITY CLOWNS LIKE JOHN MAYER OR WHOEVER?…………?…………………WHEN DOES REALITY HAPPEN HERE?……….. ………….WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON WITH THIS WOMAN ?????????????????? THIS ISNT ENTERTAINING……………IT IS MASOCHISM, SELF TORTURE AND DEPRESSING TO WATCH. GET A LIFE JENNIFER. REALLY. GET RID OFF CAA.

Ms. Marla @ 08/23/2008 at 2:00 pm

Cliniqua..your claws are showing..still green with envy..sad sad Cliniqua..writer wanna e..go see what is happening at National Ledger..I am sure they are waiting to hear from you with baited breath.Ha

▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐▐ @ 08/23/2008 at 2:02 pm

Jen has used her character’s “need for a man” as a career tool and she is deeply frightened that by being married and happy she will have lost her acting job as “lonely woman seeking man” . This is a refusal to accept herself as she really is and a manipulation of the public for attention. THANK CAA.

Jen it’s time to let Brad and his mom go and stand on you own two feet.

Honest truth is, no one wants to see her kind of badly acting movies. Jen has to use publicity stunts to get attention for them.

.............................. @ 08/23/2008 at 2:17 pm

when sympathy runs out…………it turns into pity………….when sympathy is no longer a sympathy ,but a symphony of the orchestra…………i PITY the foe!……

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.

jen's out @ 08/23/2008 at 2:40 pm

Oh thank God, the Jolie-Pitts and the Pitts doesn’t deal with Jennifer Aniston any more, they call her Jen Who…….awwwwwww Your Out!

Call your mother she haven’t heard from you since 2005, the year of I
told you he wasn’t for you…..awwwwwww she was RIGHT!

Ms. Marla @ 08/23/2008 at 1:29 pm
Love you Jen, gosh, no wonder Brad called ,His golden girl”, keep on doing whatever it is you are doing
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Oh honey, puh-leeeeeeeeeze. Do you really think Brad gives a sh*t about Jen any longer? He feels sorry for her, that’s all. I suppose you think that’s better than nothing.

Be careful what you wish for. If she “keeps on doing whatever she is doing” she is going to end up a basket case.

All you hear now is how she is 40 yrs old. Big deal, it is a number. You can be 40 and feelas young as you want and dress the way you want if you have a body like Jen. She looks great IMO

OMG, SHE HAD WAY TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY.
WHERE IS HER NOSE? WHERE IS HER CHIN? TOO MUCH BOTOX!!!
SHE IS SOOOOOO BORING! WHEN WILL THE MAGAZINES STOP WRITING ABOUT HER???? SHE WILL ALWAY BE JUST THE EX-WIFE….AND THATS WHY PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN HER.
POOR JEN

She is just so desperate and pushing 40 real fast. I guess she still got hopes of pulling a man before her 40Th birthday.

hate the jeans!!!!!

PitifulJen @ 08/23/2008 at 3:58 pm

Wow, John did the deed by text?????????

i just love her bag. that’s it.

Mona Lisa @ 08/23/2008 at 4:22 pm

Maniston. WHERE IS YOUR NOSE???????????

Jill

becuase she can.

Jill

Becuase she can . You can’t get any one. may stand on the street beg for the homeless man.

maniston and her PR @ 08/23/2008 at 4:31 pm

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.

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OMG!!!! I JUST SAW THIS!!! AMAZING AND SOOO TRUE!!!

Ivermom @ 08/23/2008 at 3:20 pm All you hear now is how she is 40 yrs old. Big deal, it is a number. You can be 40 and feelas young as you want and dress the way you want if you have a body like Jen. She looks great IMO
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Sorry, IT IS NOT ONLY a number, it is also another step in life. Being 40 also means being two times 20 and there is no way that you have to dress like a 20 something when you are 2 or 3 times that age. You don’t dress like your kid (if you have one) ! 40 is not young, nor it is old. It is a mature age when you usually, statistically in the other half part of your life.

To each age its step in life, its code, including in the dressing-up, make-up, acting/behaviour department. You cannot go backwards and dress and act like you are still a teen when you are 2, 3 times that age you feel like having. Keepong a young soul is great. Feeling like you are still an age you aren’t when you suppose to be mature is definitely not.

Oh, and that false idea of dressing like you want because you have a nice body is a shame. Try to tell a 16 or a 60 to dress like she wants because she has a great body. With that logic, Helen Mirren, 60 could dress with a really mini skirt and a large decollette since her body is even better than Aniston. Even Tina Turner doesn’t dress like a teen outside the stage.

That logic stretched to the max will means that great body means flaunting it and dressing like you want including not dressing at all. That’s what centerfold bimbos are doing with their great bodies !

1.48

this is twenty century, woman can live and survive with out man tag along her. In older time , she probably have to be consider bad , now day thanks to jen and a lot of strong woman, you can live and survive as a woman with no man tag along you.
If the whole relationship was fake then that is good , it gone now , move on.

Is that the point of being rich, living better life than you and me. so why is a problem for you injoying her success?

It is derpessing to watch ,because you are the peroson who have real problem with people living thier life. the problem with you stop following jen news, the more you see her , the more you mental situation will be in deep trouble. so is i give you advice , not to read jen story.

Ha ha ha 2.23

the funny part ,most media and loonies want to be expert in her life, they want to tell her how she should live her life. the problem ,she is not give a sh it about anyone blab about her life, she continue what she think i is right and not listening anyone crap and not talking anything about it. that is why i love this woman.

It is so funny how both Vince and John dumped her during phone call:

JOHN:
One source said : “She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, “That’s it - the end.”

VINCE:
Pals say 6ft 5in Vince, 36, ended the relationship in a tearful phone call. A friend of Jennifer, 37, said: “They are 100 per cent done.”

In June, Vince asked ex-Friends star Jennifer to marry him. But sources claimed he ended it after “a glimpse of what life would be like”.

POOR MANISTON!!

Jen’s out

what is that mean? were they looking for three sum before, now she is out? i did not get you? funny

?
blah blah blha

another communist telling woman what she shoud and what should’nt wear or act.

If you do not like the her jean just point you do not like the way she dress . the other blah is just a perosn is tring hard to explain his/ her jealousy

?

blah blah blah

another communist telling what a woman should or should’nt wear or act.

If you do not like her jeans or top just point you do not like it. the rest of blah is a person tring hard to explain his/her jealousy.

bet @ 08/23/2008 at 4:38 pm

1.48

this is twenty century, woman can live and survive with out man tag along her. In older time , she probably have to be consider bad , now day thanks to jen and a lot of strong woman, you can live and survive as a woman with no man tag along you.
If the whole relationship was fake then that is good , it gone now , move on.

Is that the point of being rich, living better life than you and me. so why is a problem for you injoying her success?

It is derpessing to watch ,because you are the peroson who have real problem with people living thier life. the problem with you stop following jen news, the more you see her , the more you mental situation will be in deep trouble. so is i give you advice , not to read jen story.
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ROTFLMAO. Obviously “bet’ is an idiot.

Jennifer Aniston Is A Hater

I was going to title this post ‘Jennifer Aniston Is A Crazy Jealous Beeyatch,’ but I thought that might be too mean. Which is funny, kinda, because apparently Jen is totally mean. Like, mean girl mean. The kind of mean that involves getting perfectly nice people kicked off of photo shoots just because they’re, like, happy and pretty and - worse! - married with kids and that **** is totally irritating to someone who is unhappy and unmarried and just, you know, bitter.

Jen reportedly had one of her He’s Just Not That Into You co-stars banned from a Marie Claire cover photo, apparently threatening to pull out of the shoot if this actress was included in the photo. So who was it? Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin or Scarlett Johansson?

Well, process of elimination - I did say that ‘married with kids’ might have been a factor - makes it obvious: Jennifer Connelly.

According to Defamer.com:

Though we suspect Johansson would have been the target of Aniston’s venom had she been free for the shoot, we’re more than a little surprised to hear Connelly received the wrath (and the boot) from the other Jennifer. While Barrymore met her own boy toy Justin Long on set and Ginnifer’s still dating Katie Holmes’ leftovers, these two are unmarried just like Aniston. Connelly’s been married for centuries in Hollywood time, and has kids to prove it. Which, of course, makes perfect sense on second thought. If Aniston wasn’t going to “hit it off” with one of the movie’s other leading ladies, it would have to be the sole hitched actress. We suspect Connelly’s ejection had less to do with personality clashes than Aniston’s desire to appear like a Barrymore/Goodwin peer, all single and tan and carefree, rather than part of the mature woman’s yin to the young gal’s yang.

The above is all speculation, of course, but it remains that Jennifer Connelly was excluded from the shoot. And the Defamer theory makes some sense. But I think that Jen’s antipathy to Jennifer might have more to do with the fact that Connelly has certain traits in common with Aniston’s arch-nemesis: she’s a gorgeous, dark-haired mom in a happy marriage. Maybe Jen’s, you know, just a little sensitive about those things?

Who knows. Either way, getting someone excluded from a cover shoot is pretty bitchy.

meursault @ 08/23/2008 at 5:13 pm

the ‘boyfriend jean’ - dernier cri look for the serial dumpee who perpetually lacks a boyfriend

From wwtdd:

Unlucky-in-love Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by her latest boyfriend, rock singer John Mayer.
It is yet more heartache for the gorgeous Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago.
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.
“Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.
“She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.
“Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.

Hahahaha, you suck Jennifer Aniston. Why don’t you stammer and flip your hair some more. It’s so charming. Even that chick who cut off her husbands **** in his sleep got married again. Think about that.

78 bet @ 08/22/2008 at 10:25 pm

Jill

first of all that woman should not be in this thread. Second i am sure she will look disaster if she wear them.
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It’s YOU who shouldn’t be posting here or anywhere else. You still don’t realize you’re embarrassing yourself!

Ha ha ha

this is another piont of you and some media to tell her how she should live. anyways this woman was single now four years. Now before she date becuase the two have moive, she date the two goining to cannan, she date becuase the two moving to france, she date becuase the two going to have baby, she wolk on the street becuase the two going to have thier baby on the magazine, now it change and she date becuase she want to be someone. ok we got it you and the media expertis on her life. she was single for almost four years where were you?

Ha ha ha’

I think she has loyal freind her name is courteny cox( sorry for spelling)beutiful who has child and married happly. defamor what ever thier name is thier theory contradict .

Where do people see “classy” in this woman? Walking the streets of NYC with a tube top and a pair of jeans that are hanging off of her? Not to mention those flip flops….did she forget that she wasn’t on the beach in Malibu?

Let’s compare how she looks in these photos to those that we have seen of Katie Holmes as she has been walking the streets of NYC? And, I don’t even consider myself a huge fan of Katie Holmes….but she dresses with some sense of style and what I would consider a “classy” look.

Maniston is fighting hard to stay in the fold, so it seems. She doesn’t look like she is having a very good time, IMHO.

What happened to her moving the NYC so she could “walk, walk, walk” as she said in her infamous “I’m baaaaaack” interview. She needs to expand her horizons and travel the world - I can’t seem to imagine living a life as boring as hers, with all the money she has at her disposal. Doesn’t have many interests - and I am so glad that Mr. Pitt hit highway when he did.

LOL at her antics lately….

Orchild

You keep reading my post. you must be obessesd about me. You should be embarass yourself for reading my post. by way what kind of language who can write beside english ha ha ha .

Orchild

I mean

what kind of language you can write beside english language ha ha ha.

Top 5: Jennifer Aniston Failed Relationships:

Another day, another Jennifer Aniston break-up. The poor girl seems to be unlucky in love or possibly cursed, maybe by a gypsy or Billy Sianis’ damn goat. I just can’t be sure. Anyway, this got me thinking. Over the last decade and a half, Jennifer Aniston has dated some of the most beautiful and talented people in both music and film. Which ones were just passing flings and which ones were truly traumatizing? Only she could tell us for sure, but since she’s been unavailable for comment, here’s our list of the five most painful Jennifer Aniston failed relationships…

5. Adam Duritz

Drama. Drama. Drama. Even though Aniston and Duritz didn’t date for very long (most of 1995), this heated romance is probably most painful due to the Counting Crows’ lead singer immediately hooking up with Jennifer’s real life B.F.F. and Friends co-star Courtney Cox. The two ended up dating for several years, pre-David Arquette, and Courtney even appeared in Duritz’s music video for “A Long December.” Aniston and Cox seem to have patched things up, though, as they vacation together often and the former even guested on the later’s show Dirt.

4. Tate Donovan

Aniston’s first engagement, the pair dated for almost four years before throwing in the towel in 1998. While not exactly a household name, Donovan is probably best known for either voicing the title role in Disney’s Hercules or playing Nancy Drew’s hotshot father Carson. He’s also dated Sandra Bullock, who dated Matthew McConaughey, who hooked up with Ashley Judd, who was involved with Michael Bolton, who married Nicolette Sheridan, who fucked Leif Garrett, who has absolutely no connection to Kevin Bacon. Booya!

3. John Mayer

Her body may have been a wonderland, but that didn’t stop John Mayer from frolicking in Neverland–on at least three occasions. With a groupie, a personal assistant, and a cocktail waitress. Talk about bottom of the barrel affairs. I have no way of proving this, but Mayer’s excessive man love for Fallout Boy bassist Pete Wentz may have also played a role in the split. It’s just unhealthy to bond with another dude that much.

2. Vince Vaughn

It’s never a good sign when half your relationship is spent denying the romance is even happening or deflecting engagement rumors. The couple dated for about a year immediately after The Break-Up finished shooting before, well, breaking-up. I actually thought these two were perfect for each other, but like Vince Vaughn’s quarterback career in Rudy, it stumbled along before going out in a blaze of glory.

1. Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt makes every other man in the world look like Brad Garrett, a loveable but bumbling schmuck. He’s a nice person, has a body like Adonis, and unlike Don Johnson in Tin Cup likes women, children, and dogs. So, it must have been a terrible blow when, after five years of marriage, Pitt left for possibly the only woman in the world more attractive than Aniston, Angelina Jolie.

julliane

another expert what she should do in herlife. good adivce jen may consider your point ha ha ha.

ha haha 4.48

If every celebirty life investigated like jen life, may be we will know more them in detial . for some reason media and you and including me is facinated by herlife. May be more the loonies, becuase you know more in detail than the fans.

loser don’t you have a life?

I just love to see how Maniston’s ONLY fan is going crazy, just like her idol, crazy and desperate!! I just love to see how person who has no life is here giving response to every singe post!! OMG! Man and her only fan, what a story!!

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

There is nothing wrong with a fit person - man or woman - dressing to to show off their figure. Nothing at all. The problem with this woman is she has no other currency. She’s made all her celebrity based on her looks. It’s been her primary and most valued investment. So one has to wonder what will she ever do in about five years? What will happen when her entire identity (appearance) no longer wields the same fascination. Will it be too late for her to become a cultured and interesting person? To finally care about more than a good tan and highlights? Probably so. Vapid, superficial and always, always boring. That’s Rachel.

ha ha ha @ 08/23/2008 at 5:56 pm

I just love to see how Maniston’s ONLY fan is going crazy, just like her idol, crazy and desperate!! I just love to see how person who has no life is here giving response to every singe post!! OMG! Man and her only fan, what a story!!

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Jen hag’s only fan is so dumb just like Jen hag.

ha ha ha

good time now you are losing it.

Julianne @ 08/23/2008 at 5:37 pm

Where do people see “classy” in this woman? Walking the streets of NYC with a tube top and a pair of jeans that are hanging off of her? Not to mention those flip flops….did she forget that she wasn’t on the beach in Malibu?

Let’s compare how she looks in these photos to those that we have seen of Katie Holmes as she has been walking the streets of NYC? And, I don’t even consider myself a huge fan of Katie Holmes….but she dresses with some sense of style and what I would consider a “classy” look.

Maniston is fighting hard to stay in the fold, so it seems. She doesn’t look like she is having a very good time, IMHO.

What happened to her moving the NYC so she could “walk, walk, walk” as she said in her infamous “I’m baaaaaack” interview. She needs to expand her horizons and travel the world - I can’t seem to imagine living a life as boring as hers, with all the money she has at her disposal. Doesn’t have many interests - and I am so glad that Mr. Pitt hit highway when he did.

LOL at her antics lately….
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I totally agree with you.

Look at her eyes. She looks sad and haunted.

Ha ha ha

she does not do any shocking things or somethign outragous to be noticed. just simply she live nomal life, but still are facinated by herlife. that why probably people you and media investigate ever littel things about her.

Jen looks so manly, no wonder people call her “Man-iston”. lol.

plainvain @ 08/23/2008 at 6:27 pm

To add to that Marie Claire story, apparently when promoting Derailed, Jennifer refused to stand next to the blonde actress who played Clive’s wife (I can’t think of her name right now) in photos, because she was prettier than Jen. Apparently some people had said it wasn’t believable that Clive Owen’s character would leave a beautiful wife like that for Aniston’s character, and she got word of it and was pissed off, therefore refusing to stand beside this actress for photos on the red carpet. From everything I’ve heard and seen about Aniston, it sounds like she has SERIOUS vanity/image issues.

Aniston is the most stupid and the most boring woman.

bet @ 08/23/2008 at 6:22 pm

bet, I gotta hand it to you. If you aren’t on Huvane’s payroll, you should be.

Unfortunately, your antics on here are only making your idol look more and more ridiculous, but I’ll give you an A for the effort.

ATtention: dumPED 5 TIMES @ 08/23/2008 at 6:37 pm

Are you retarded?

My 8 year old niece can spell better than you.

For everyone’s sake get atleast a freaking grade school education before you go slamming people that look better than you could ever hope to look in your life.

whichisworse @ 08/23/2008 at 6:40 pm

but you people DO think something like this is appropriate for a pregnant woman traveling with a very YOUNG MALE CHILD.

Sloppy, dishevled and in a night gown. OK…come in a defend this. If you think it is not appropriate for a ALMOST but NOT 40 years old to wear a tube top and jeans……comment on this sloppy mess with her chest all hanging out and SHE’s suppose to be a MOTHER.

http://hollywoodcrap.com/2008/03/05/angelina-jolie-and-maddox-head-to-new-york/

whichisworse

Please do not bring this woman to this thread, if you did a whole worm of loonies will be here to attack you. so it better to live her in her thread.

150 bet @ 08/22/2008 at 11:52 pm ghost

some time i do not get what you are tring to say. May be my english is weak. but any ways i said she is single at this time ,becuase i know like anyone of you here, they break up.
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That’s funny!!! :lol:

plainvain

You are realy working hard to fullfill your hunger to make her look ugly, but the problem she is still very gorgeous woman, that will not change.

so keep working hard, to fullfill your hunger of jealousy, if it work for your health. why not it is free country what ever work to fullfill owerself.

Orchiled

Keep laughing , i am sure you are obessesed with me. there are a lot of post to come. I am laughing injoying that someone is reading my post and injoying it. whatever work. you go girl, jen we love you, that may be the only reason , that i am annoying you .

Christina @ 08/23/2008 at 7:13 pm

3. John Mayer

Her body may have been a wonderland, but that didn’t stop John Mayer from frolicking in Neverland–on at least three occasions. With a groupie, a personal assistant, and a cocktail waitress. Talk about bottom of the barrel affairs. I have no way of proving this, but Mayer’s excessive man love for Fallout Boy bassist Pete Wentz may have also played a role in the split. It’s just unhealthy to bond with another dude that much.

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Yeah, I can’t believe Jen and her sorry azz friends lied on John like that saying he cheated 3 times on her. I’m glad he cleared that lie up. How do Jen think she can just lie on people like that.

202 computer #383786 @ 08/23/2008 at 5:28 am

“John is better in bed then Brad “John has a big peenis” “John is kinkier in bed than Brad” “Jen knows John is the one” “Paul is so much better in bed then Brad” “Paul is the one” “Vince is so much better in bed then Brad ” “Vince is the one”………..
It must be the horrible tabloids writing all this. I can’t imagine any woman in her right mind saying these things.

She is using public curiosity about her (manufactured, disposable, contracted) personal relationships as a publicity vehicle.
It sure looks like it.

# 280 bet @ 08/23/2008 at 5:49 pm julliane

another expert what she should do in herlife. good adivce jen may consider your point ha ha ha.
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I would not consider myself an expert on what she should do in life….I was only making an observation about expanding her horizons and to, perhaps travel. That is something that any one dealing with a breakup would benefit from. Having been through a breakup or two in my life, I did find it therapeutic to travel and meet new people and to be immersed in something other than my own thoughts.

You certainly seem to be resident “expert” on all topics Maniston related, and seem to feel the need to defend her - whatever works for you. I happen to think that she had it all, and couldn’t figure out that she did. Now, the man she loved is gone, and has found happiness and the love of his life and is living the life that he always wanted - children to love and nurture with a partner that is loving, smart and challenges him in ways that he seems to thrive on. And, she is walking through the streets of NYC all alone, hoping for a camera man to find her. Sh’e’s almost sad, ALMOST.

We all have different likes and dislikes in life - that what makes the world an interesting place. I happen to dislike Maniston and find her to be a superficial, self absorbed person. Simply said. Never even liked her as “Rachel” and have a hard time telling where “Rachel” ends and “Maniston” begins.

Orchild

why is that man is in this thread. what jen has to do for your iodls about tabloid story , does she has to be a taboid police for your idols. No no no.

Orchild

many of the celebrity date many and have break up story blha blha, but for some reason her normal everyday life , become interested. so that is not her fault if people are interested. can i say you are more interested in he life than her fans. that may be ther reason for more information about her. I see a lot of looies go to the greatest length to find inforation about her AFrica, france italiy blha blah

for ‘which is worse’……….do you have twenty-twenty vision??? Are you really comparing Maniston in a tube top and sloppy jeans trolling NYC in her cheerleader, ’see, I’m hot, look what you dumped?’ shctick while your link is a photo of unquestionably the most beautiful woman in the world mwho is expecting twins, traveling with her son?????? You really are dumb as a stick.

210 lILOU @ 08/23/2008 at 6:44 am

The guy was 40 and still was without any kids, and with a women who only wanted 2 and kept postponing it!!! I get he was at a crossroad of his life and had to chose between Jennifer (whose life is about diet, pilates, movies and dogs) and Angelina (whose life is all about her adopted son, that she raises alone)…. Talk about a choice!!!!!
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Well said! I think BP made the right choice.

alexkziel @ 08/23/2008 at 8:05 pm

Aniston is starting to look like Madonna or Cher. In a few years her face and “hot bod” will look like that or worse with those sunbathes, she is starting to show the effects already. She can dress like in her 20’s, but she is in her 40’s. That not gonna change.

232 to #225 @ 08/23/2008 at 12:05 pm

i’d rather be skinny but happy than to have a hot body but lonely.
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Me too! Besides, AJ could, if she wants to, exercise and eat or not eat to achieve a very nice bod, if she’s interested. In fact, I remember reading somewhere that she is working on getting the weight off.
Aniston can’t do anything to get taller. It really is pointless to compare.

the truth is this @ 08/23/2008 at 8:11 pm

Jen is walking the streets of NYC in an attention getting 20 something outfit with no scarf covering her face as is usual and hoards of paps are not even chasing her , she no longer matters to anyone other than her few fans left and the tabloids.

She is running to the Toronto Film Fest to try to get “Management” sold as it has no buyer, she will sell herself there to the highest bidder if any exist. This tells me that Jen was paid very little for Management, very little, this was just a film to get her name back in the consideration for other movie roles. Indies are not selling in the precarious financial situation that now exists. Maybe they can get a straight to DVD deal for this movie.

Jen fans answer this question, since Jen supposely has a production company why could she not obtain the funding for “Management”? Could the truth be that Jen has a company on paper only, no films no money no projects? It is well know that Jen had no real role at Plan B and had only a figurehead role in that company due to her ex.

Jen is now a DLister as far as movies, and she needs to run back to TV as soon as possible as 40 is the age at which women in film with a very few exceptions find roles few and far between. In the celeb world you have to have product and Jen has none now except for being unlucky in love. That’s not much of a career folks.

tondogirl @ 08/23/2008 at 8:11 pm

“NOW HIRING” A FAKE BOYTOY OR GAY BOYFRIEND FOR CHINNIFER….POTENTIAL CANDIDATES MUST BE WILLING TO LICK CHINNISTON’S UGLY CHIN AND HUVANE’S STINKING ASS !!! AND MUST SIGN A CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT NEVER TO REVEAL TO THE PUBLIC THAT CHINNIFER IS ACTUALLY A MANLY FUGLY ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET CALLED “CHINNUS”

jen is ungrateful @ 08/23/2008 at 8:25 pm

TV made her a star and made her rich. Now she looks down on TV as something beneath her. Foolish woman. The only reason she even got movie roles was due to the ex’s ALister status. Now tell me, what movies has she made recently with a true ALister? NONE.

If not for Friends she would be like every other ageing by Hollywood standards woman.

Being on TV in reruns has some people continue to describe her as cute at age 39, when she is acutually a plain jane of a woman who has made use of every beauty aide and technique to freeze time as much as possible, same hair, some body, same tanning, same same same. She can only play one character, RachelG, over and over and over.

By the way, she looks old and tired in Marley and Me, much too old for Owen Wilson, and the dog steals the movie.

278 bet @ 08/23/2008 at 5:44 pm Orchild

You keep reading my post. you must be obessesd about me. You should be embarass yourself for reading my post. by way what kind of language who can write beside english ha ha ha .
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I quickly read all posts. Yours are always the silly ones with the most mistakes in them. English is my third language.
It’s puzzling to me that you don’t realize how ridiculous you are. You must be a simpleton.
There is no ‘l’ in Orchid!

303 bet @ 08/23/2008 at 7:30 pm Orchild

why is that man is in this thread. what jen has to do for your iodls about tabloid story , does she has to be a taboid police for your idols. No no no.
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What man? Include the post you’re responding to! You’re so untidy.

tondogirl @ 08/23/2008 at 9:09 pm

CHINNISTON SHOULD HAVE CALLED HER OWN MOTHER OF ALL PEOPLE…..BUT NO, SHE DID NOT…BECAUSE HER OWN MOTHER KNOWS CHINNIFER IS AN EVIL EVIL ******… SINCE KARMA IS A PAYBACK, MAYBE CHINNY SHOULD START ASKING FORGIVENESS FOR THOSE SHE HAD DONE WRONG….STARTING WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND THEN TO BRANGELINA AND THEIR LITTLE KIDS…REMEMBER THIS CHINNIFER, “KARMA IS A ******” SO BETTER START REPENTING BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOU… AND STOP LYING OK??? PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF FAKES AND DRAMA !!!!

as far as im concerned she can do no wrong <3jennifer<3
:-P she looks comfy , the pants dont really flatter her figure , but if thats what she wants to wear you go girl .

Why anyone still thinks that Jen ever intended to have kids with Brad is beyond me. I do not for one minute believe that Jen wants kids. I have no problem with anyone, male or female, who knows they do not want kids. I do have a problem with someone who lies for years and continues to do so for no rational reason. All I can think is that Jen knows what her fans want to believe she is like and she tailors her PR to project that false image. And the most gullible of her fans buy her lies because they so desperately want to.

Brad and Jen were together for a total of 6+ years. They were married and together from July 29, 2000 to January 7, 2005, for 4.4 years.

Angie and Brad have had THREE biological kids in 2.2 years, and adopted 2 more kids plus have Maddox for a total of SIX kids in 3 years. If you want kids you find a way to have kids.

Now just try to tell me how much Jen wanted kids, so I can laugh at a fool. I am glad they dd not have kids because Jen does not like kids, I have never seen her with a child, not even her godchild Coco. Poor Brad would have been stuck with a wife and exwife who never wanted to share parenthood with him in the first place.

I also believe now that Jen had her surrogates lie about John Mayer. I believe him when he says he dumped her. Her behavior running to NYC where she knew he was is very telling. How often has she been in NYC in the last couple of months? Not at all.

Orchid @ 08/23/2008 at 8:27 pm
278 bet @ 08/23/2008 at 5:44 pm Orchild
There is no ‘l’ in Orchid!
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LOL! She probably thinks it’s pronounced ore-child.

marla durden @ 08/23/2008 at 10:17 pm

Jenny looks like Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears (before she got her act together.) I can’t even imagine one of those two going out in NYC, trailing a bunch of paparazzi, looking like this hot mess.

Wow most of you are jealous and/or stupid. She looks awesome. Her age doesn’t matter - she looks great. It’s amazing how much people value a stupid number.

Orchid @ 08/23/2008 at 7:25 pm
b/c she is in her right mine an didn’t say those things. but you bring them up a lot that’s somethings you must aways say… you think???

As an old drunk I can tell you with some expertise that when you don’t like someone or don’t think someone is attractive you are not jealous of them. You just don’t think well of them. You are jealous when you DO think someone is attractive. I learned that after I got out of high school. Maybe that’s the problem with those of you who just cannot see that jealousy has nothing to do with opinion. Oh, yeah. In my opinion, I think Aniston is pathetic. Stop calling Jane, Jen. He’s still not that into you.

nicole @ 08/23/2008 at 10:31 pm

Wow most of you are jealous and/or stupid.

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Now now nicole, calm down. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Remember that.

They aren’t wishing that she will drop dead or get run over by a truck or get cancer or anything evil like that. For example, no one is expressing the opinion that they think she has cancer, which is akin to wishing that she had cancer. This is quite unlike some nasty people who have made observations that they think Shiloh is autistic - which is really wishing that she was. Can you imagine how nasty people like that are??

And BTW, I don’t think Jen is fugly but I do think that her looks are going to be increasingly difficult to sustain without more and more plastic surgery. It’s the years of smoking and tanning. The worst things you can do to your skin.

If you don’t believe me, just google “smokers lips” and click on images.

320 ellie @ 08/23/2008 at 10:45 pm Orchid @ 08/23/2008 at 7:25 pm

b/c she is in her right mine an didn’t say those things. but you bring them up a lot that’s somethings you must aways say… you think???
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No, I don’t think that, and as soon as you use “always,’ you’re wrong.

322 lylian @ 08/23/2008 at 10:59 pm

They aren’t wishing that she will drop dead or get run over by a truck or get cancer or anything evil like that. For example, no one is expressing the opinion that they think she has cancer, which is akin to wishing that she had cancer. This is quite unlike some nasty people who have made observations that they think Shiloh is autistic - which is really wishing that she was. Can you imagine how nasty people like that are??
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This is what the FFers kept going on about! They must be so disappointed! They’ve also stopped talking about Shiloh being JLM or Ralph Fiennes daughter.

Orchid @ 08/23/2008 at 11:34 pm

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

JLM’s or Ralph Fiennes daughter? HAHAHAHAHAH

You know something funny? I would bet my last dollar that some of those heiFFers who were impugning Brad’s fathership of Shiloh, were also thinking and posting that Brad should grab Shiloh and run home to jennifer. Somehow, I’m sure they hadn’t made the connection that if shiloh wasn’t brad’s child, then ….

Just like some of these heiFFers thought that Jennifer should grab Ben Affleck and make him leave Jen Garner and violet :roll:

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

lylian @ 08/24/2008 at 12:00 am
Just like some of these heiFFers thought that Jennifer should grab Ben Affleck and make him leave Jen Garner and violet :roll:
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LOL I remember that. And when we asked them how they could call Angelina a homewrecker when they were advocating that Aniston break up Ben Affleck’s marriage — and this time there was a child involved — they said it wouldn’t be homewrecking if Aniston did it because Affleck didn’t love his wife anyway. But they couldn’t or wouldn’t accept that Brad Pitt didn’t love Aniston any more and that was why he left her.

maniston is a 40 yr old couger. HAGS can post their wish that she is “so beautiful” so hott” the truth is she is a human *** BUCKET

men deposit their S###Z into STEEL CONDOMS with maniston..hopefully none break!!!, that guy and poor child are F##KED!!!

BET.. are you a comedy genius? @ 08/24/2008 at 12:47 am

As I was quickly reading through the comments, I had to pause & attempt to comprehend most of “bet’s” posts. Is this some sort of joke? The reason I ask bet is because you identified yourself as black. Why I’m not sure but I find it unbelievable that (whatever ones race is) if they are able to read most of these postings that their own comments would carry so many “typos” & nearly incomprehensible statements.
Is English maybe not your 1st language or is this a total joke for laughs? Whatever the case, I would like to understand what you’re saying because there are a lot of postings with your name attached to them & I feel like I might be missing something juicy :)
Don’t get me wrong, its not like posting on a thread is school time & we’re going to be graded but if you’re interested in giving some insite, I’ll take it. If not, more power to ya. I’ll just keep slowing down when I get to your …. & I’m already ahead of you if you’re thinking that I’m the slow one. Ha ha ha. I’ll buy that.. BET indeed. It’s gotta be a joke. I love it!
Just in case its not then oopsy, but my guess is that you’re confident in your own abilities (as you should be). Whew long winded.

P.S. It does kinda seems like Jen is seeking publicity. I don’t normally see her out & about without covering up or giving papz a glare of rejection.

only white people think Jennifer has a nice body

thaisa @ 08/24/2008 at 12:59 am
only white people think Jennifer has a nice body
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That’s an idiotic comment. I’m black and I think she has a very nice body. Unfortunately, it’s also the only thing she has going for her, and it’s only a matter of another year or two before gravity takes over and everything starts going south.

boo(real) @ 08/24/2008 at 1:11 am

MAN has a nice body for a short-legged, flat azz’d, thin-lipped, sag elbowed 40 yr old

# 325 lylian @ 08/24/2008 at 12:00 am Orchid @ 08/23/2008 at 11:34 pm

JLM’s or Ralph Fiennes daughter? HAHAHAHAHAH
Yes, some of them think Shi must be JlM’s because he was seen with Angie in NY(?) around the time she got pregnant, and others think she is Ralph Fiennes’ because Angie was seen in his company too. They found it very painful to think that Brad is the father. It’s just not acceptable, lol, and even suggested that Brad should demand a DNA test!!! :lol:

You know something funny? I would bet my last dollar that some of those heiFFers who were impugning Brad’s fathership of Shiloh, were also thinking and posting that Brad should grab Shiloh and run home to jennifer.
Yes, there were lots of “grab Shiloh and run” posts too. FFers are a weird bunch!

Somehow, I’m sure they hadn’t made the connection that if shiloh wasn’t brad’s child, then ….
It makes you wonder about them, doesn’t it.
One even insists on calling Pax ‘Sang!’ I guess that was his name(?) before it was changed. She doesn’t want to know ‘Pax!’ As if she has anything to say.

Just like some of these heiFFers thought that Jennifer should grab Ben Affleck and make him leave Jen Garner and violet
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I guess they’re disappointed that JG is pregnant again. :lol:

marla durden @ 08/24/2008 at 1:53 am

plainvain @ 08/23/2008 at 6:27 pm
To add to that Marie Claire story, apparently when promoting Derailed, Jennifer refused to stand next to the blonde actress who played Clive’s wife (I can’t think of her name right now) in photos, because she was prettier than Jen. Apparently some people had said it wasn’t believable that Clive Owen’s character would leave a beautiful wife like that for Aniston’s character, and she got word of it and was pissed off, therefore refusing to stand beside this actress for photos on the red carpet. From everything I’ve heard and seen about Aniston, it sounds like she has SERIOUS vanity/image issues.

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That would be Aussie actress Melissa George and it does seem odd casting.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1113430784/nm0313534

jr=nobody's sweetheart @ 08/24/2008 at 2:00 am

whichisworse @ 08/23/2008 at 6:40 pm
but you people DO think something like this is appropriate for a pregnant woman traveling with a very YOUNG MALE CHILD.

Sloppy, dishevled and in a night gown. OK…come in a defend this. If you think it is not appropriate for a ALMOST but NOT 40 years old to wear a tube top and jeans……comment on this sloppy mess with her chest all hanging out and SHE’s suppose to be a MOTHER.

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Angie IS a Mother. AJ and Maddox is getting on a flight at 5:30 a.m. in Texas and she isn’t wearing a nightgown, it is a maxi maternity dress she had in several colors and wore at NOLA for the makeitrightnola.org groundbreaking, on Brad’s film set and at Cannes. She also has on a coat. She is PREGNANT and her breasts reflect that. She didn’t wear the outfit on the street in NYC. She changed at the hotel and wore trousers, a sweater, heels and a trench coat. Very modest.

Radar Online, in an open letter to Ms. Aniston:
Dear Jennifer Aniston,

We hesitate to harsh on you, because we imagine that getting dumped for the most gorgeous, fertile, and philanthropic woman on earth must be devastating, but it’s time to pull yourself together. Stop making mediocre movies (Rumor Has It? The upcoming Marley & Me, in which you play opposite a naughty, neurotic dog?). Stop dating beneath you (John Mayer? Really?). You’re like that friend we let sleep on our fold-out while she goes through a terrible breakup who’s still around three years later, moping over her Stonyfield Farm yogurt and smoking pot late at night when she thinks we can’t smell it—except, of course, when she tries to numb the pain by bringing home some cheesy dude for loud, grody sex. Our sympathy is turning into pity, Rachel Jen. You’re better than this.

Love,
Radar

Jennifer Aniston, 39, is one of the most ridiculed celebrities when it comes to her nose.

Somewhere between her first days playing Rachel Green on Friends to her last, Jennifer Aniston had a nose job—or several. Aniston had breathing difficulties due to a deviated septum so had to undergo two septoplasties, once in 1994 and again in January 2007. The outer shape of her nose changed too.

The LA Times created this Celebrity Proboscis slide show which include Jennifer Aniston as well as 9 other celebrities criticized for having had their noses changed with plastic surgery.

Poor Jennifer Aniston, right after she gets dumped by John Mayer, she has to deal with nosiness into her cosmetic procedures by her local newspaper.

Jennifer Aniston … who cares?

From the outside it looks as though unlucky-in-love actress Jennifer Aniston has two friends — Courteney Cox and the editor of Grazia magazine. But maybe we all care more about Jen that we think.

Every second week when I pick up a copy of Grazia and see Jen’s too-tanned face smiling back at me from the cover, I wonder why this particular mag still cares about the Friends star.

I wonder if their readers still care?

And I wonder whether that Wonder Woman film is ever going to get off the ground, but that is for another blog.

Anyway, until this week I thought they were the only ones who still had Aniston on their radar.

But was I wrong. The news that Jen is dating US musician John Mayer (aka the ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson) made the cover of more than just Grazia this week and — perhaps most shockingly — it turns out that I care about Jen too.

Despite my previous confusion about the importance of Aniston on the celebrity scale, my first instinct was to think ‘oh, good for her!”.

My second instinct was to think ‘oh, finally Courteney Cox and David Arquette can have some alone time’.

My third instinct was to think ‘oh, no. I hope he doesn’t break her heart’.

Now now … we have to be nice because Maniston’s ONLY fan will go crazy again, drama queen just like Maniston once said that she also is … POOR Man’s only fan, no life, only working for Huvane, well Huvane could give money to someone who is much better with grammar, but I guess what kind of idol Man is, her only fan can not be much different ….

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

tondogirl @ 08/24/2008 at 8:18 am

CHINNIFER SMELLS LIKE HER DOG…AND LOOK AT HER PANTS, SEEMS LIKE IT WAS NEVER BEEN WASHED…IT LOOKS VERY DIRTY EVEN FROM AFAR… NOW CHINNIFER IS NOT ONLY FUGLY BUT SHE IS ALSO A PIGGY..

To galloway@08/22/2008 JA is 7yrs older than Jolie. There is no comparison here. AJ would never dress like that when she has just broken up with someone parading the street of NY wondering aimlessly. JA is on the hunt for another boyfriend. It is so transparent, cheap and undignified. She still can’t comprehend that no real man will touch her now considering the backlash he will encounter from her lunatic friends and fans should he want out. The best thing for her is the vanish to an island with an unknown, then she might have a chance. With the way she is behaving right now i think she has lost all sense of shame, been dumped 5 or 6 times can’t leave you with much dignity. I don’t know anyone who’s been dumped that many times.
Her dressing like that and pretending she is shopping is screaming out —- LOOK AT ME I AM DESPERATE!
She should be in the Guinness Book of Record for the dumpees. She’s earned it.

Doesn’ t this woman/cheerleader………have any idea just how ludicrous she appears to the public…..wouldn’t a normal, self-respecting woman just go away for awhile after all this personal press?? NO, I guess not………hell, just go to NYC and troll around in Katie Holmes jeans who incidentally is tall enough and stylish enough to pull it off…..she shouldn’t be trying to emulate the ‘jean’s ….Katie is usually seen with her husband and daughter. Two accessories Maniston cannot buy. Rare tool indeed.

I usually love the way Jennifer dresses, but these jeans do not flatter…or maybe it’s that they are combined with the tube top…The jeans look much better on Katie…and Jen really doesn’t have a flat butt, these jeans just make it look like she does. Katies’s fit way better. As for all the age comments, the woman is not 60 years old and a tube top is completely appropriate…if you have the body, go for it.

All her fans can talk about is she looks great, beautiful and blah blah blah. If she is that gorgeous as they would like us to believe how come the men don’t stay. Can maniston fans pls answer this question. Everybody likes a gorgeous man or woman unless you like sleeping with a bull. There is something superficial about her because everything is fake, fake hair, fake eye colour and fake make-up, I know a lot people in Hollywood have all these things done, but it doesn’t stop them from getting close to their fans, shaking their hands and signing autographs. JA tries to give the impression that all her fakes are real and natural. May be when the men find out the truth and see the real person they are not impressed and they leave because they feel they’ve been duped. Secondly, has anyone ever seen her with children? The media have us to believe that she and Courtney are best of friends but no one have ever seen her playing with her daughter Coco, afterall, she is the child’s godmother. Have you ever seen her going to her fans and shaking their hands. All these people defending her none will say they have ever shook hands with her. Angie is not afraid to meet her fans sign autographs, shake their hands, carry sick children or mingle with dirty, sick children while performing her humanitarian work and this is one of the reasons we love her.

Men there is 345 post no this woman , just for wearing jeans and top. She does shocking things or outragous thing to be notice. Yet people post 345 post just to comment obout her wearing jeans and top. The only thing jen has to do to give a hard time to loonies and jealous woman and men is wear jeans and top walk on the street , the wohle worm of looies willl be here commenting about her jeans. she probably laughing at home, what a buntch of losers. Love her for giving a hard time for buntch of losers.

I believe she is a beautiful woman. Ok, the jeans aren’t flattering but considering her track record in fashion, I will give her this. Hopefully she will be back to her fashionista self very soon.

As for her wearing a tube top, so what. She has the body for it. It doesn’t matter what her age is, she doesn’t look it.

For so many years, we have followed guidelines on dressing our age. Those rules are done or should be for a select few. It’s all about making the right and smart choices for yourself.

mimi @ 08/24/2008 at 10:39 am All her fans can talk about is she looks great, beautiful and blah blah blah. If she is that gorgeous as they would like us to believe how come the men don’t stay. Can maniston fans pls answer this question. Everybody likes a gorgeous man or woman unless you like sleeping with a bull. There is something superficial about her because everything is fake, fake hair, fake eye colour and fake make-up, I know a lot people in Hollywood have all these things done, but it doesn’t stop them from getting close to their fans, shaking their hands and signing autographs. JA tries to give the impression that all her fakes are real and natural. May be when the men find out the truth and see the real person they are not impressed and they leave because they feel they’ve been duped. Secondly, has anyone ever seen her with children? The media have us to believe that she and Courtney are best of friends but no one have ever seen her playing with her daughter Coco, afterall, she is the child’s godmother. Have you ever seen her going to her fans and shaking their hands. All these people defending her none will say they have ever shook hands with her. Angie is not afraid to meet her fans sign autographs, shake their hands, carry sick children or mingle with dirty, sick children while performing her humanitarian work and this is one of the reasons we love her.

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GREAT POST MIMI!! I agree with every single word!! Well, now payed Huvane poster is back, still upset and crazy :-) :-) I just love to see her fan going crazy, love it!!

Mimi

by the way there are four men, and May be she does not want them to stay. All woman are different and she want to be single. The problem is the society brainwash you, women can not be single. May be you want men to be tag along with you constantly, but she does not want. Iis that a crime to be single? Men are doing it, why it shock you when women do it? let her be single strong woman. people are different and you should accept people difference.

Mimi

I do not want to shake my hand or anything. She is not God or anything that make my life change becuase she shake my hand. She act like nomal person that is why i admire her for that. You guys are probably waiting for your idol on the street shouting till your lung colapse, as if God arrive the place.

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/the_trouble_with_jennifer_anis.html

I just love this article!! It deserves to be on every page!!

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.

Ha ha ha

I know you the haters want to be by yourself injoy the hate post. I am sure you do not like it, when i come here and disturb you. I love it. I am not let you injoy your crave to satisfy your hunger of jealousy and hate.

Bet: Please tell me what we are to admire in your idol? Straight question. All JP fans are typically fans because there is so much more to them than just the superficial HW crap. They are both naturally beautiful but don’t seem to use it as their ‘raison d’etre’. They actually want to make this world a better place by ’sharing’ their fortunes and their souls to those with nothing, not even hope. They go from one remote area to the other in the hope that they can draw attention to the needs of those in need. So their beauty and fame stands for something other than their personal wealth and egos. These people are multi-faceted, not just one dimensional like your idol. And what I consider to be really significant is they are so much more gifted than your idol in her ‘one dimension’……then they branch off from there and and parent six kids, do their charity work and contributions and raise awareness of substantive global issues. And yes they take risks and get their hands dirty. Your idol got staged press for giving away three purses that she was likely ‘given’ in the first place. Brad was starving for this level of substance, cute can only sustain a relationship for so long. So in order to admire someone like Aniston who is hollow, needy and manipulative, you would have to be just as vacuous as she in order to admire her.

Where is Mayer,all JEN HENS said he was well hung .He was better than Pitt.what the Hell happened to this Beotch.Everyone Lies for Her.Hell is she retarded?

for entertain me by doing her job , for being strong single woman. For not using poor people to elevate her career. and simply for being a woman. and i like her and admire her for just doing her job, that why she is there the first place . for being strong enough to handle all this bull. Other thing is her personal life .

yet again those two man and woman . I am sure it will take second to bring the two in this thread.

. since you bring them here as usual , they go from state followinng thier career, please do not lie to cover for them. what kind of thing attention those needs, by going to france , living in 70 million chatue , being on the cover of the news paper , by eliminating the most important news in the city. can i call it attention for themself. why i am going to admire for someone have a buctch of kids. i have family and relative who have kids and also me, so why should i care becuase two rich and attention H people having kids.

and also, i am not going to be on thier thread 24/7,spreading hate and jealousy about them. May be if they open thier mouth and is see some hiporcy i will comment about it. but you guys are here 24/7 spreading jealousy about the woman. that is the big difference between me and you.

And i do go to their theard ask thier fans why you like them. I do not understand why you waste all your time on her fans to no like her.

Bet: Like I said you are as vacuous as your idol. It’s not just about having kids, it is the fact that they have ‘adopted’ because they can save a child’s life because they have the means to ’share’ and ‘give’….What do you care where they live? They need to rent something of this magnitude in order to relish some privacy for themselves and their newborns. Maybe Ange should be in NYC in a tube top showing off her post twins figure so she can get attention. Your idol ******* non stop about the papz yet she is ‘everywhere’ she knows they will photograph her….that, my sweet, is hypocrisy!!!!! As for your idol being ’strong’ enough to handle ‘this’….what is ‘this’…..the fact that like fifty percent of women, she’s divorced????? Wow…..I’m awed. Her misery is brought on by herself, don’t you know that ‘finger pointing’ is the main criteria of a ‘victim’ and that is the least sexy thing on the planet for any woman. If she was ’strong’ she’d be living like all the other real beauties in HW, quietly and with their husbands and families. Somehow they don’t see it necessary to their self-love to parade their bodies all over HW and NYC. Aniston is shallow…..time you got it, girl.

ha ha ha @ 08/24/2008 at 6:41 am Radar Online, in an open letter to Ms. Aniston:
Dear Jennifer Aniston,

We hesitate to harsh on you, because we imagine that getting dumped for the most gorgeous, fertile, and philanthropic woman on earth must be devastating, but it’s time to pull yourself together. Stop making mediocre movies (Rumor Has It? The upcoming Marley & Me, in which you play opposite a naughty, neurotic dog?). Stop dating beneath you (John Mayer? Really?). , moping over her Stonyfield Farm yogurt an