Jennifer Aniston is a Rare Jewel

computer #383786 @ 08/23/2008 at 5:28 am
SHE IS USING HIRED PUBLCITY SEEKING MEN AS FASHION ACCESSORIES TO GET REVENGE AGAINST HER EX HUSBAND : “John is better in bed then Brad “John has a big peenis” “John is kinkier in bed than Brad” “Jen knows John is the one” “Paul is so much better in bed then Brad” “Paul is the one” “Vince is so much better in bed then Brad ” “Vince is the one”………..and it’s all a HUGE PILE OF STINKING LIES TO GET REVENGE AND MAKE BRAD FEEL LIKE GARBAGE
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And the funny part is, the entire effort is wasted, because Brad has so completely moved on to Angelina and their children that he couldn’t care less what Aniston thinks. I think the only feeling he has left for Aniston is pity.

Baggy rolled cuff jeans hanging off her pelvic bone, bare midriff, overly tanned belly hanging over her belt, TUBE TOP (???!!!?!?!?!?!?!), zoriis, toe ring, pink polish? What is she trying to pull off, 14 year old rebel girl? Even then, not appropriate dress for anyone in Manhattan especially going to the Met.

HEY JENNIFER, JOHN CALLED AND HE WANTS HE’S JEANS BACK!

You knew it was coming hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

computer #383786 @ 08/23/2008 at 5:28 am
SHE IS USING HIRED PUBLCITY SEEKING MEN AS FASHION ACCESSORIES TO GET REVENGE AGAINST HER EX HUSBAND : “John is better in bed then Brad “John has a big peenis” “John is kinkier in bed than Brad” “Jen knows John is the one” “Paul is so much better in bed then Brad” “Paul is the one” “Vince is so much better in bed then Brad ” “Vince is the one”………..and it’s all a HUGE PILE OF STINKING LIES TO GET REVENGE AND MAKE BRAD FEEL LIKE GARBAGE
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All Jen has done was to hurt her self. Seeking revenge is never good for the soul. Carrying all that hate over the past years just made her ugly inside. She can use all the beauty treatments she wants but until she clean up her insides she will always look ugly. I heard you forgive people for your self not them. Jen never learned that. It’s sad that she still call Jane Pitt. It clearly shows she never move on. She cries on people shoulders in hopes they will go seek revenge for her. I thing Jennifer is truly an ugly old soul and all the high maintenance treatments are a waste on her.

Jen has ZERO curves ! She has no beautiful breast, just dropy muscles without the fat, no waistline, thick short legs and a flat a**. her body is in great shape outside and infested with nicotine inside.

Actresses and ex models older than her have great bodies with tiny waistline, curves and/or long shapely legs. To name a few ! Halle Berry (42), Catherine Kelly Lang (47, 3 children), Eileen Davidson (50 !), Elle Mc Pherson (42, two kids), …

And the biggest part is that she is a sport freak for the last 15 years and has a decent body inspite all these efforts. Angelina, since you drop her name has 6 children and is able to have a decent body when she is training 1/10 of what Aniston can achieve. She sure has better proportions bone wise with long legs and a tall body.

If she ever wanted to resemble one of Brad exes, she will go to…Robin Givens whose body will put Aniston’s into shame.

And for all those fanistonmaniacs who like to brag about her so called hot body, give me a break, she is no Stacy Dash whose curvaceous lean body and gorgeous youthful face would put in shame a botoxed, athletically over built short legged fug harsh face Aniston any day. Now botoxed free Stacy would certainly be the ultimate youthfull sexy mama of Hollywood. 43 with an outrageously stunning boddy ! Now that is a HOT body, certainly not Maniston’s !

Pathetic @ 08/23/2008 at 9:01 am It looks that she kept one of Mayer’s jeans !

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EXACTLY. I don’t know why no one else has mentioned that these are not just baggy jeans, they are MEN’s jeans. That’s why they are hanging so low on her a$$, why the crotch is hanging so low and why they are so long. She has them rolled up several times and is STILL walking on them.

I am her size and the only way jeans fit like that on a body this size is if they are men’s jeans. Women’s baggy jeans, even low rise, are still tapered a bit around the a$$ to maintain a sexy look, then get baggy in the thigh area. Hers are just a mass of fabric hanging on her ass, and this is NOT a woman with a flat a$$. She has a Greek ass, for God’s sake. (curvy) The only explanation is that these are men’s jeans, without question.

Sadly, she apparently donned a pair of jeans that Mayer left at her home and is now traipsing around NY like a fool in them to get his attention (Huvane setting up the pap shoot at the Met; obviously, Mayer would recognize that she is wearing HIS pants). I guess this is part of her plan to get him back. Apparently, she won’t be happy until he humiliates her in the same manner he did Jessica (dropping her repeatedly before his final exit).

I really don’t understand why Aniston’s “friends” won’t get her the mental health care she so obviously needs. I think it’s time for an intervention.

Dear Jennifer Aniston,

We hesitate to harsh on you, because we imagine that getting dumped for the most gorgeous, fertile, and philanthropic woman on earth must be devastating, but it’s time to pull yourself together. Stop making mediocre movies (Rumor Has It? The upcoming Marley & Me, in which you play opposite a naughty, neurotic dog?). Stop dating beneath you (John Mayer? Really?). You’re like that friend we let sleep on our fold-out while she goes through a terrible breakup who’s still around three years later, moping over her Stonyfield Farm yogurt and smoking pot late at night when she thinks we can’t smell it—except, of course, when she tries to numb the pain by bringing home some cheesy dude for loud, grody sex. Our sympathy is turning into pity, Rachel Jen. You’re better than this.

Love,
Radar

I just love that letter. Every bit of it is true. 1 thing..is she really better
than this when she dress like the picture above. May be we had the wrong idea about her. The class thing was definitely not right.

I hope stays as far away as he can from these pathetic child.

240: NOBODY CARES ABOUT BRAD AND JEN : WHERE IS JENS REAL HUSBAND??????. WHERE IS HER REAL FAMILY ?????? IS HER LIFE A PROCESS OF FAKES UNTIL SHE IS DEAD. OR A CONTINUATION OF CIG FUELED BITTERNESS GAMES AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR SEX AND LOVE ????? ………………THE WHOLE BRAD AND JEN RELATIONSHIP WAS A FAKE, A LIFE, ANOTHER EMPTY FAILING DECEPTION DONE FOR CAREERS AND BOREDOM…… …………..WHERE HAS HER REAL LIFE GONE ? WHERE IS HER REAL FAMILY ? WHERE ARE HER REAL CHILDREN ? WHERE IS HER REAL HUSBAND ???? ……..ENOUGH OF THE ACTORS AND FAKES AND LIARS AND HOLLYWOOD BULLSHITTERS SPINNING TALES FOR THEIR STUPID MEANINGLESS CAREERS AND TABLOID NONSENSE ? …………..WHERE IS THE REALITY OF JENNIFER ANISTON ?………….LOST IN A SMOKE SCREEN ?……….LOST ON THE BEACH WITH COURTNEY ???? LOST IN AN INTERMINABLE CONVERSATION WITH VINCE ABOUT NOTHING ??? ….LOST IN AN ACTING FACADE WITH CAREER CRASHING PUBLICITY CLOWNS LIKE JOHN MAYER OR WHOEVER?…………?…………………WHEN DOES REALITY HAPPEN HERE?……….. ………….WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON WITH THIS WOMAN ?????????????????? THIS ISNT ENTERTAINING……………IT IS MASOCHISM, SELF TORTURE AND DEPRESSING TO WATCH. GET A LIFE JENNIFER. REALLY. GET RID OFF CAA.

Jen has used her character’s “need for a man” as a career tool and she is deeply frightened that by being married and happy she will have lost her acting job as “lonely woman seeking man” . This is a refusal to accept herself as she really is and a manipulation of the public for attention. THANK CAA.

Honest truth is, no one wants to see her kind of badly acting movies. Jen has to use publicity stunts to get attention for them.

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.