Jennifer Aniston is a Rare Jewel

i luv Jennifer aniston, simply sexy

Everybody who does not like Anistion is NOT necessarily a Angelina fan, believe that.

Aniston is just too much of a phony. With her plastic surgery and and botox, she is just plastic.

http://www.radaronline.com/quiz/2008/08/jennifer_aniston_john_mayer_break_up_quiz.php

ellie @ 08/23/2008 at 12:48 am

You must be so proud of your daughter. Does she know what she is going to do when she returns home?

A friend of mine enlisted in the Air Force when he was 18. He finished college while he was still in the AF. He served 20 years and retired at 38. Then he went to grad school and got a masters degree. Now he’s got a great job in human resources and a full AF pension and he’s not even 45 yet. There are great opportunities in the service if you know how to take advantage of them.

Nunu @ 08/23/2008 at 1:59 am
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She’s botoxed to the hilt. I don’t think all that poison injected into your face will be good for your health in the long run.

I heard a radio show where a hag caller tried to bring up JA as a 10???!!! HAGIFER was PROMPTLY shut down!!!

EVERYONE HAVE A NICE WEEKEND BE HAPPY!!!!

AMAZING CHIN……CAN THIS OLDIE HOE BE VANISHED FROM EXISTENCE FOR GOOD….WANTED PLASTIC SURGEON WHO CAN BE ABLE TO CHOP CHOP CHINNIFER’S HORRENDOUS CHIN

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8/21/082:40 PMThe Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.
Photo: WireImage
When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.
Photo: WireImage
When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen.

Jennifer Aniston, You Must Chill

YOU AND ME BOTH Aniston (Photo: Getty Images) TO SEE OUR GALLERY OF Jennifer Aniston’S POST-PITT EXISTENCE, CLICK HERE!

Even before America realized that it now faces a future in a Mayerston-less world, those of us here at Radar had already decided that Jennifer Aniston was ready for a little tough love (and not “tough” in the sense of, oh man, it’s got to be “tough” to let John Mayer do some “love” on you). To that end we decided the best thing to do was put it all down in an open letter, which we did in our current issue, on stands now. If you’re pals with Jen, please let her know about it. Otherwise, take a close look and see if this is something that applies to your own life. It very well may!

Dear Jennifer Aniston,

We hesitate to harsh on you, because we imagine that getting dumped for the most gorgeous, fertile, and philanthropic woman on earth must be devastating, but it’s time to pull yourself together. Stop making mediocre movies (Rumor Has It? The upcoming Marley & Me, in which you play opposite a naughty, neurotic dog?). Stop dating beneath you (John Mayer? Really?). You’re like that friend we let sleep on our fold-out while she goes through a terrible breakup who’s still around three years later, moping over her Stonyfield Farm yogurt and smoking pot late at night when she thinks we can’t smell it—except, of course, when she tries to numb the pain by bringing home some cheesy dude for loud, grody sex. Our sympathy is turning into pity, Rachel Jen. You’re better than this.

Love,
Radar

Why is she wearing John’s pants?

Why the tube top?

Why always hide the face?

CAN YOU SAY desperate, mayer isn’t coming back honey, he’s to busy with his 22 yr blonde.