John Mayer is All Dressed in Black

Jennifer and her desperate peple need to move on. It’s so clear she is very desperate and trying every desperate act in the book. What man wants to live in Brad Pitts shadow the rest of their life. Jen can’t even get out of Brad Pitt’s shadow if she has to keep calling Brad Pitt’s mom.

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/the_trouble_with_jennifer_anis.html

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

Vivir Sin Aire @ 08/22/2008 at 8:52 am For a guy who supposably did the dumping, he looks so miserable. Meanwhile recent pics of Jen, she is so radiant and happy.
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Jen is advertising for her next man. Didn’t you hear how Jen’s people were calling all over trying to find some one who would date Jen next. I guess that’s how they got John in the first place, he answered the call.

I hope he’s allowed to grow his hair back now that they don’t need him to look old as he can. Jen was in NY while John was out of town on one of his tour stops. Jen should just stop. She is looking so foolish. I couldn’t stand those two together. They seemed so crooked and dishonest together. It’s best they go their separate ways. Just knew Jen’s fans were going to bash John not surprised about that.

He is a idiot, go away please!

TEAM JOHN MAYER

It’s clear this guy did not have any feelings for Jen. she was just another vag- na!

I dont think Jen is as happy as she appears. Girls handle things in a different way. We will dress our best, go out with friends, smile bigger, laugh louder etc. just to make the guy feel bad. Inside we are hurting and I’m sure she is.

he is so lame, have some pride, keep it for your self, no one cares whate you have got to say about the relationship you had with beautiful jennifer.
i think is music is very good, but he is nothing like is music.

He looks a little distressed..maybe he did love Jen after all..but he’ll get over her and get back to his own self in a while.

http://www.NycCelebs.com

#44… peed on? i guess i missed that perversion. true story?

Mayer used to keep a blog about what he liked to do with his dates. He was especially into golden showers. He named a lot of names. A lot of people read the blog when he started dating Aniston. Huvane must have shat a brick.