John Mayer is All Dressed in Black

Poor Jen will die alone, no man, no child.

NYmag @ 08/22/2008 at 10:46 am

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/the_trouble_with_jennifer_anis.html

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.
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If John ended up with this old hag again he should get his head examine. I think the Jen wants to save face and hook up with him because John made it clear that he dumped her. If Jen was a classy lady she would not have any thing to do with him. Jen proves every day that she is very, very desperate and going back to John would definitely be a desperate move. Remember Johns brother laughing about all of this when the paps question him.
Paps: who’s John’s next girlfriend?
Carl John’s brother: I don’t know, he has so many! and “he would probably find his next girlfriend on CraigsList.”
Jen is a joke and honestly she should have some self respect and move on. Jen’s fans really don’t care much about her.

To NUMBER # 1>> He should look miserable ” for someone who did he dumping”… Maybe that is why he is wearing black…. I don’t feel sorry for him at all. He needs a turnstile at his bedroom door, like Lance Armstrong.. He cannot committ to anything OR anyone.. Who ever smiles or licks their lips,at him, he is all over them like white on rice. Basically, a male *****. Some of his friends have said he has ” the nastiest mouth around ( cussing ) in person and on the phone you will ever hear.” They were hoping Jennifer would have tamed him. But I guess that did not happen, since US WEEKLY, reported a bystander at a pool overheard him on the phone one evening cussing what he would like to do with a female. ( before Jennifer ). He is nasty and dirty and she is better off without him. Especially any future children, which I really doubt Jennifer wants, no matter what she says.. John needs to stay away from her.

Victoria you don’t know John very well. It’s very common for him to wear black. I guess you have not seen him wear black before? may be you should find out who John Mayer really is before you past judgements on him.
I would think Jen needs a turnstile on her bedroom door all the men she has bedded and even on the first date I’ve heard. John is 30 years old why do he needs to commit?
Jen hag is pushing 40 hard and needs to commit or else she look even more pathetic than she do now. Sorry she could not bully John into a commitment to make her look good. Marriage is about true love not saving the other person reputation while her x and his partner have their twins.
While they were together you Jen fans sang a different tune. John is the same man he was while dating Jen. He has not change.

SOOOO GLAD SHE DUMPED HIM……HE IS SUCH A WOMANIZER…UGH!!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT STUPID GIRL WOULD GO OUT WITH HIM NOW……… AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO KISS AND TELL……..HE’S HORRIBLE!! THINKS SOOOOO HIGHLY OF HIMSELF!!! UGH……CAN’T STAND HIM!! JEN…U DESERVE A LOT BETTER GUY THAN JM……..GO GIRL…….ACTUALLY I LIKED VINCE VAUGHN………..

he looks dumpy
i like his music tho specially “say what you need to say”
i dont care who did the dumping i think they are both well off in their careers

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I will never forget when Maniston had PR relationship with Vince, and when her PR attacked Perez Hilton, and Perez Hilton send to him this responce:

Excuse us???

If Jennifer did not lie to People magazine, then what the **** was THIS all about!!!

Huvane orchestrated to have his client on the cover of People in late October, and the headline screamed “Defending Their Love.”

What more, not only did Maniston lie to us and People magazine, but she also lied to Oprah, and that’s much worse!

In mid-October, Jennifer made an appearance on Oprah and she lied to the talk show host and her millions of viewers, saying that she and Vince Vaughn were still together.

And, even though they had hardly seen each other all of September or October, Huvane himself lied about the status of Maniston’s relationship.

When reports surfaced in October that Chinocchio had been dumped by Vaughn, Huvane issued this statement, claiming that any breakup talk was “rubbish.”

Finally, when it became painfully clear to Mister Huvane and Miz Anitson that they could no longer continue deceiving her “fans,” they turned to their lapdog People magazine this week once again, issuing the following statement on Tuesday night: “After Jennifer’s trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today.”

Unfortunately for Chinocchio and Huvane, their history of lies and deception with the public and the media have made them lose all credibility.

Next time you send us an email trying to “spin” us, Stephen, you might want to do a little research and try to be right!

xoxo

It like all over this story again!!

She knows the only thing thats going to make her happy is a woman,
come on out the closet Jen, stop blaming the men.

To #32: What does Jennifer have to live for?

Answer: The $46-million-a-year she’s hauling in is a terrific start, plus close friends who adore her, even her ex-boyfriends sing her praises, the five movies she made last year, the movie projects she’s working on for next year, her dog, etc., etc.

Are you thinking she should roll over and die because she’s almost 40? How old are you, are you over 14 yet?

she should just be honest about her relationship with Sheryl Crow

PJ even her ex-boyfriends sings her praises…..
Her ex told the world he broke up with her after Jen put the lie out that he cheated on her. Don’t forget that part. I get the feeling Jen’s ex did not like that at all.