John Mayer is All Dressed in Black

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pj @ 08/22/2008 at 4:53 pm
To #32: What does Jennifer have to live for?
Answer: The $46-million-a-year she’s hauling in is a terrific start, plus close friends who adore her, even her ex-boyfriends sing her praises, the five movies she made last year, the movie projects she’s working on for next year, her dog, etc., etc.
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When did $27 million become $46 million? Voodoo economics or what?

What close friends? You never see her with the Cox/Arquettes, Sheryl Crow or anyone else any more. All you see her doing is flashing her ass in a bikini alone, or shopping out Rodeo Drive alone

It’s funny how her ex-boyfriends sing her praises on their way out the door and never look back, isn’t it?

Movie projects. You mean the one that keeps getting the release date pushed back and back because the previews were so bad the studio was afraid nobody would come to see it? “He’s Just Not That Into Your Whiny Ass” or something like that? The other movies still in the can that she can’t find a distributor for? Those movie projects?

Okay, she still has the dog. I suppose that’s better than nothing.

Face it, honeybunch, this is a washed-up, played-out loser whose time has come and gone. Nobody is going to want to date her behind this. The minute she’s seen in pubic with a man, the poor guy is going to be tabloid fodder. No man wants to put up with that unless he’s just out to use her for publicity purposes and then dump her. And God knows she’s had enough of that.

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He is looking so hotttttttt and sexyyyyyy! WOW.

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Who can blame John for not wanting to live in Brad Pitt’s shadow. She ever calls Brad Pitt’s mamma. I would dump her for sure.

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Grace @ 08/22/2008 at 7:09 pm

Peace, finally peace here since Jen crazy fans went over to the Brangelina thread to harassed them over there.

>>>>>>>>>>

LOL

I don’t mind Jen’s apologists coming over to the Brangelina thread to harrass us. I know its because the hens are nothing but JEALOUS.

See you can be a jen fan, but not jealous of Brad and Angelina’s success, you just want Jen’s happiness as a fan.

But if a jen hen comes over to a Brad and Angelina thread - a happy thread - revealing their success and their happiness, to put them down and make up fantasies that they are unhappy or breaking up just because they didn’t go out to dinner together for one night, then really, these hens are jealous, plain and simple.

For myself, I enjoy reading of their agony writhing in the green acid of jealousy

If a Brangelina fan comes over to a Maniston’s thread its because they are enjoying a laugh at another of Maniston’s mishaps. Now normally, I would say that is a bad bad thing to laugh at someone’s misfortune, except that in Jen’s and John’s case, they both seem to beg for it - wouldn’t you say?

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Alice

ha ha ha. what may be you desperate woman, who can not find a man, any woman having fun dating man, make you mad, becuse you can not get one that will take you to bed. May be your thing realy depressed , can not get some.

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8/21/082:40 PMThe Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy
Cry, the beloved Aniston.
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When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen. They didn’t make those “Team Aniston” shirts for nothing.

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John calling it off with Jen was the best thing you could do to get the paparazzi off your back some.

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John is getting better looking with each realationship he has. I have to say Jen’s influence is the best thus far…:-)

I agree with some of the posters, he doesn’t look happy, a tad forlorn.

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i hate jennifer aniston

she is so fake and desperate

not that i love john ……….. but between both of them mayer is way hotter than jen

although he is rude and self-centered…. but he is a real honest guy and that puts him into trouble

jen…… u scare me…. ugly and old

john……….. u can look really hot ……. gain some weight, plz, bring some creative music, and shut up your stupid mouth

actually he sometimes says things i have always wanted to say but felt embarrested to do …..