Jennifer Aniston is a Range Rover Lover

second??

ooooh, I understand now why she always keeps her hair in her face!!!!

Jen is fugly as hell. No wonder no man wants her.

Love her.! she looks so young!

wonder why some people can’t find a soulmate????

first!!

Please, jen, cover your face.

Lovely , stong beutifull jen. we love to see you smile, You are wonderfull woman, I love the hat with Africa and peace sign. You go girl you rock.

Why is she so happy?

Meanwhile the paps continue to stalk her as usual, while poor old Johnny boy can’t get snapped even when he alerts them ahead of time. Sorry old sot, it WASN’T YOU they cared about, and it never will be. Back to blogging for attention for your sorry self.

What kind of a BS quote is that? Seems totally made up. Jennifer was obviously crazy enough about John to make out with him in public, and take him to events, she thought he was a keeper. She was wrong.

we love you jen you choose peace on earth than war. You go girl for your message,

Hair ,makeup and a full body shots is this girl’s best friend. I hope she is not believing the hype that she is pretty. These pictures show otherwise.

well

she know she is pretty and have banging body to be proud of . your waste of time on the board to satisfy your hunger jeaousy and hate will not help you. the only thing is that will do to you live misreable becoming more jealous of this woman.

# 28 bet @ 08/26/2008 at 12:01 am
who are you talking to bet??????

Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, shame on me .

Boy does she need her hair down covering her face right now.

Why Jen is predictable?

Rosirta

what pity part. The guy he open his mouth, jen did not ask him to open his mouth to the paparazy, he humiliate himself. If you see all her picture smiling and doing her day to day activiy. she did not talk anything for years and years. so what are you talking about?. she is telling you guys, no one can take me down, i am one tough cooky. so bit it losers.

ghost @ 08/26/2008 at 12:03 am

Jen didn’t see herself and John having much in common or having a future together . She wasn’t fazed by the ending of it. She wasn’t hurt at all. She feels fine ! This statement is a response to the posts on the last blog. It takes about two days to figure-out if you have something in common with someone, not four months. If you are not fazed by a break-up with someone after four months this mskes you one cold hearted bitc-. Anyone would be hurt even if it was minute. Of course she feels fine, she’s on to her next scam.
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You know, Jen is very slow,it took her four months and after the guy dumped her, she then figured out they have nothing in common. What a dumbshit Jen is.

my girl just had her baby girl….. have a happy day tomorrow…

bet @ 08/26/2008 at 12:19 am Rosirta

what pity part. The guy he open his mouth, jen did not ask him to open his mouth to the paparazy, he humiliate himself. If you see all her picture smiling and doing her day to day activiy. she did not talk anything for years and years. so what are you talking about?. she is telling you guys, no one can take me down, i am one tough cooky. so bit it losers.
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Aniston is pathetic, everyone knows she is just acting up being happy. Since when was she ever nice to the paps or has even smiled for them? Even during her happiest times with Brad or Any of her exes after Brad while she is still with them, she has never ever smiled to the paps nor was she nice to them.

So why suddenly she is so nice to them after Mayer dumped her?

Its very clear this is the case of her laughing on the outside and crying on the inside!

People will be more sympathetic and she would be more believable if she just act normally as she she does.

bet @ 08/26/2008 at 12:27 am
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Why don’t you ask your big fug liar idol? Brad dumped her for a woman 1000 times better than Jen hag.

ellie @ 08/26/2008 at 12:25 am
my girl just had her baby girl….. have a happy day tomorrow…
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ellie, are you a new grandmother? If so, congratulations! :)

act nomal jen

you did not answer me my question? where is the pity party that no one know?

she is smiling and happy. You can not fake this kind of smile, it comes from inside. she learn from jerks so, you fool me one shame on you, you fool me twice shame one me.

bet
honey, you know she has Pr people /friends/ to do the dirty job for her. Why do you think she is in the news.?Not because she has a movie come out in the past 2 years but because she stay relavant through others.. she is fake. The good thing is she is somebody else problem now,

“(Jen) didn’t see herself and John having much in common or having a future together. She wasn’t fazed by the ending of it. She wasn’t hurt at all. She feels fine!”
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Gotta hand it to Huvane, he keeps the ole PR machine in full spin.

If she didn’t see them having anything in common or having a future together, why was she chasing him all over Europe like a b*tch in heat? Why was she so desperate to show that she dumped him instead of him dumping her? And why hasn’t Huvane shot down the story that Mayer dumped her by text message? Could it be that Huvane is afraid Mayer may have saved the text and if Huvane denies it happened, Mayer will reproduce the message and make it public?

Am I missing something here?

Aniston’s friends need to STFU. Aniston always gets her friends to talk about people. If Aniston does not want to talk publicly than neither should her friends.

Aniston friends started putting down Mayer before he said one word. He just responded to her friends lies. Aniston needs to grow up. Either speak for yourself or keep your friends in line.

The jolie/pitt fraudation @ 08/26/2008 at 12:38 am
Poor jealous loser. She just keeps getting hot guys and you have none.
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Then how come she can’t keep them? Huh? She can’t keep a guy more than three months. They all end up dumping her. Why is that?

One guy dumps her, the problem could be the guy. Two guys dump her, maybe it’s the guys. Three or more dump her, the problem isn’t the guys — the problem is her. But you already knew that, didn’t you?

Rosirita

I mean

she is relevant becuase you want to read about her news very much even more than her fans. You will go to any length to find about her information. that is may be one many of the reason.,with out mention her lovely personalty .and aslo, she is the most famous single storng woman in earth period. I love it and she is kick it. deal with it and live with it.

rosrista

You fool me one shame on you, you fool me twice shame one me. she is smiling becuase she does not care for jerk men anymore.

all her movie will be release and kick ass in box office. Wait and see. loser.

for being strong single woman and do not want a man to tag along her and shaking the hollyood and becomeiing more successful in the industry which is contorled by men. love her.

reality set in

she is laughing at you losers.

bet @ 08/26/2008 at 1:02 am
all her movie will be release and kick ass in box office. Wait and see. loser.
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Then why was “He’s Just Not That Into You” postponed not once, but twice? And why can’t she get a distributor for Management? And whatever happened with the dog movie?

All three of these just may end up on the 3 for $2.00 pile in the video stores without ever being screened in the theaters.

Sorry, bet, but your girl has a serious image problem right about now. Huvane’s desperate efforts at showing her smiling and happy don’t amount to anything when even men’s web sites are calling her desperate and undatable. She’s looking like a world-class loser. And losers don’t sell movies.

Poor Brad. I pity him. He had to wake up to that ugly face everyday for 5 years. He’s suffered enough. He deserves to be happy. Chinnifer didn’t want to have kids. She too focused on her (failed) film career.

Jill

wait and see what ever day when the movie release it will kick boxoffice wait and see. You loonies will sit on you flat ass and shut your mouth..

what image problem? she is one of America sweet heart. so bit it loser. I have to sleep good night losers.

god she ugly.

She cries over losing the postion she held in H’town due to Brad being an ALister. She cries because she did not appreciate or value a great guy who took as much as he could of her neediness and left to find some happiness in his life, who has never said anything negative about her, who wanted to retain a friendship due to their time together, a great guy whom she promptly stabbed in the back first chance she got.

Well Brad is totally appreciated and valued now by his family, he has someone in his life who has his back and he knows it.

She cries because her established PR routine is now backfiring in her face, JohnMayer didn’t follow the script as she dictated that he was to do. Hope she has been tested for STD’s cause JohnM is into groupies BIG TIME.

Jill @ 08/26/2008 at 1:08 am

bet @ 08/26/2008 at 1:02 am
all her movie will be release and kick ass in box office. Wait and see. loser.
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Then why was “He’s Just Not That Into You” postponed not once, but twice? And why can’t she get a distributor for Management? And whatever happened with the dog movie?
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Jen hag has to work her ass off to get a distributor for Management. LOL. Just wait this movie goes straight to DVD.

Brad photographed Angie for W magazine November issue. Guess what Jen hag will do? A new boyfriend. She is so predictable. Very sad and pathetic.

anngie can take him fully coz he’s ugly old man botox. Jen has still this glow she doesn’t look like a 40 year old woman because she’s happy with her life, with her career! if jen is not a big star why is it producers like her to star in their movie. I know jill your threatened coz her movie will sell out well than brad. you know its you loons have this problem, i bet jen ,angie, brad doesn’t care much bcoz they have their own life and priorities. its you! is not over with jen coz every time there’s a buzz with jen, It hurts! coz you cannot accept that she’s a big star! remember she’s one of the most bankable actress in HW! remember?

I remembered I watched Matt Lauer interviewed Jen after she married Brad. Matt was like “Do you know you married the BRAD PITT”. It was as if she married God. You just can see Jen felt uneasy and insecure by it. Then she acted like no big deal. What a pathetic and insecure woman.
She was A-list because she was Mrs. Brad Pitt. Now she is only a D-list.

Who is this fugly dude?

I’m tired of the “according to a friend” quote. It’s Jennifer and Huvane talking everytime they use the “according to a friend.” Sheesh. She uses and abuses so much her friend/friends. We all know they have a life and that she doesn’t.

Stop using the “according to a friend” to make yourself look classy. So phony.

Darn it , this is not a dude, it is Jennifer Aniston. Seriously she should quit taking male hormone.

rien @ 08/26/2008 at 2:40 am
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You are either blind or has no brain.

Totally agree #44. Suddenly she’s Miley Cyrus with the paps! (no offense to Miley). But look at how she’s working them being so available and accommodating. Gosh! What a real trooper! All this sacrifice just to let us know she’s A-OK! (Read: all this just to salvage her pride and smashed ego).

Aw Jen, grab one of your 500 bikinis, the suntan lotion, shades and don’t forget the cell cuz he just may(er) call and head on down to Mehico. Ya know you want to.

Jen is a pathetic clown. The whole world can see how she changed her facial expressing to the paps after John dumped her. She clearly is putting on a phony face. Everything about this chick is phony. That goes for Mayer to he is not broke up at all. I thing Jen and Mayer have a lot in common that’s why they came together to pull a phony publicity stunt and got busted for it. It’s so funny how she is trying to trash Mayer now like a scorned hag. It was a Publicity Stunt, that’s why the hag is not broke up.
I think it will work against Jen. At the box offices her movies will not sell. This fake hag turns my stomach because she used the pity party game after her divorce and lied through her ugly face about her ex. I would have had more respect for her if she continued treating the paps the same way she always did. She is a dried up vengenful old hag. That plays tricks on every one. That’s why she is a dried up evil witch. People when her movie is released remember her evil deeds.
Yeah she better get use to being single, who wants her to play her stupid little games on them next.

You know that gaping hole in John Mayer’s heart, the one in the space Jennifer Aniston used to occupy? Mayer has found something to fill it, and it’s not another lady — it’s the paparazzi. The only problem: Mayer’s relationship with the shooters is a one-way street. Mayer might love the attention he gets, but the paps aren’t interested in him now that he’s no longer with Aniston.

“He thinks he’s famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving,” says one paparazzo. “Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”

Considering how accessible Mayer often makes himself to reporters, bloggers and paparazzi, news that Mayer’s world is no longer a wonderland for the masses might not make sense at first. As it turns out, the explanation is simple: Mayer simply doesn’t sell now that he and Aniston have gone separate ways. According to one paparazzo source, “Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.”

I think Jay Leno is the perfect match for Jen.

No woman over the age of 30 should wear a newsboy cap. Brad and Paul Sculfor both have beautiful A-list women now. Jen was just an ugly chick phase for them. She needs long wavy hair to cover up that ugly face.

Stupid here is so embarrassed she got dumped by text. She thought John was going to sit quietly and let her tell lies on him like she did Brad. Go John for speaking up and shutting this ho’s mouth.
Jen reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Jen thought she was on her way to being the next Gwyneth Paltrow for sure. She really wanted John Mayer. I believe she is trying to ruin his career by her so call friends talking smack about him. No way is that going to hurt him.
Jen is just making her self look stupid.

She’s so unattractive.

paparazzi follows her, poor john even he tip of some paparazzi they are not interested anymore. Hes nothing without jen. Jen is a superstar. just like brad i think he is more insecure coz jen is more popular than him. thats why he uses jen. jen is very private but its the media who always talk about her.

She got dumped. Jennifer never smiles.

Pamela Anderson picture is on the side with PHONY stamped across it. I think it’s time to put Jennifer Aniston’s picture to the side and stamp PHONY across her picture.

Jen got dumped again, no surprise. Her friend talks again, no surprise. This woman has become the laughing stock in the world. But she just keeps making fool of herself.

ok lets see who will win the box office. marley and me is listed as most anticipated movie this year. Just wait and see b4 you talk. K? Stupi loons!

I hope John releases the tape he peeing on Jen. Don’t we all want to see it. ROTFLMAO.

Looks like she is having a nervous break down in that car. I see why she keeps hair in her face. That mug needs to be covered up by all the hair it can get over it.

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PANGET NA PANGET TALAGA SI “BABALINA”
HYPOCRITE/ QUEEN OF FAKE AND DRAMA….CHINNIFER WAS ALL OVER PEEBOY LIKE A SEX HUNGRY MIDDLE AGED WOMAN… NOW HER SO CALLED INSIDER FRIENDS/AKA GAY HUVANE IS TELLING THE WORLD THAT CHINNIFER DUMPED PEEBOY AND THAT CHINNIFER IS HAPPY !!! WHAT AN ASS WHACK THIS CHINNY COUGAR AND GAY HUVANE ARE… CHINNIFER SAVE YOUR “RUBBER DUCKY CHIN” FOR LATER…LIKE LET SAY FOR HALLOWEEN OK??? PEACE !!!! CHINNIFER IS FROM PLANET CHINNUS AND HER TROLLS ARE CALLED CHINNUSLINGS !!! LOL

GO BRANGELINA…..BRANGELINA FAN FOR LIFE !!!!
THANKS YOU SO MUCH JARED FOR CHINNIFER’S THREAD… I ENJOY LEAVING COMMENTS ON CHINNY’S THREAD.. FANTASTIC !!!

Fake smile? Posing for the cameras, but doing so badly? Not really pretty but is ugy and looks like a man? Wow. I guess she should have called W mag tor People Mag for a photo-spread.

Ahhhh!!!! Gotta love Jen and Huvane.

A new day dawns with a new photo of Jen, out and about, showing the world a stiffly smiling upper lip. Showing the world, she doesn’t care about being dumped by John or being laughed at. Showing the world that she is a strong and independant woman who doesn’t need dates arranged for her. She’s busy, busy busy living her life as a swinging single girl.

No doubt the Management sales will benefit from this burst of publicity.

Hey good for her. If life hands you lemons, you should make lemonade and that’s precisely what Jen is doing - don’t you think?

LOL.

I think that with the size of the universe (and it is still expanding!) I believe that our solar system doesn’t end with just pluto. It is very plausible that a planet such as Nibiru or X could exist. Why? as the scientists say, the orbital perturbations are the proofs. The possibility is endless. – Dark Angel

Exactly. Universe is endless, just like Einsteins said. I think, as long as an object’s orbit is around the sun, then it is still a member of our solar system. It doesn’t really matter how many million light years from the sun, or how big. The question is, if this object can be called as a planet or not.

But somehow we can only predict if Orpheus/Nibiru really will come and make the earth stop or having problem to rotate on its axis (they say for three days, correct?). To be honest, it scares me to death to imagine the earth to stop spinning. What kind of catastrophe that we are waiting for? Storm? Flood? Famine?

In a few days I will have my computer meeting. I will ask one of my friends who is also crazy about psi-fi and stuffs. We discuss about Doctor Who, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica (I love the character of this crazy doctor and his sexy girl (number six)), and etc. If there is something he is interested in, there will be Orpheus. I let you know what he says.

About Nietzsche. Yes, it is a paradox that I don’t want to think about (at least for the moment). Just like the reaction of Hermione (do you know who Hermione was? She was the daughter of Helena and Menelaus). Rawling is just a clever woman. She must have known a lot about Greek Myth, because she used a lot of Greek Myth Character to build her story. (Don’t mind me and my obession with Greek Myth. It is just like Mulder’s and his UFO)

I watched a film called Fahrenheit 451 (a degree, in which paper is burned). Scary thought. That’s why I decide to continue reading until my brain hurts.

All this contradict the so called quote : “Jennifer is happy, happy, happy”,…from her BFF when talking about her relationship to Mayer.

If she was happy then, then she is faking now and her friends are proven liars.

She was dumped and has her ego shattered cause during all this time every act, every move, every picture SHOWED UNDOUBTEDLY that she was more into him than the other way around. From her clinginess in the pool, in the car, during concerts, to her running to her BFF who is like a sis to her to show her new love. We do it when we think the relationsship is serious or we have higher expectation to go a step further with that person..

So that statement above fropm her friends is totally false and we understand that she is hurt and ego-shattered but it is time to grow up and retain a little dignity cause she acts like a retarded fool and appear more pathetic than ever !

Who is she “smiling” at? Fake, fake, fake ….

Jennifer Aniston, 39, is one of the most ridiculed celebrities when it comes to her nose.

Somewhere between her first days playing Rachel Green on Friends to her last, Jennifer Aniston had a nose job—or several. Aniston had breathing difficulties due to a deviated septum so had to undergo two septoplasties, once in 1994 and again in January 2007. The outer shape of her nose changed too.

The LA Times created this Celebrity Proboscis slide show which include Jennifer Aniston as well as 9 other celebrities criticized for having had their noses changed with plastic surgery.

Poor Jennifer Aniston, right after she gets dumped by John Mayer, she has to deal with nosiness into her cosmetic procedures by her local newspaper.

Mike @ 08/26/2008 at 2:55 am Jen is a pathetic clown. The whole world can see how she changed her facial expressing to the paps after John dumped her. She clearly is putting on a phony face. Everything about this chick is phony. That goes for Mayer to he is not broke up at all. I thing Jen and Mayer have a lot in common that’s why they came together to pull a phony publicity stunt and got busted for it. It’s so funny how she is trying to trash Mayer now like a scorned hag. It was a Publicity Stunt, that’s why the hag is not broke up.
I think it will work against Jen. At the box offices her movies will not sell. This fake hag turns my stomach because she used the pity party game after her divorce and lied through her ugly face about her ex. I would have had more respect for her if she continued treating the paps the same way she always did. She is a dried up vengenful old hag. That plays tricks on every one. That’s why she is a dried up evil witch. People when her movie is released remember her evil deeds.
Yeah she better get use to being single, who wants her to play her stupid little games on them next.
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Well said, I agree!

CHINNOCHIO HAS FORGOTTEN TO COVER UP HIS/HER UGLY FACE WITH HIS/HER PASHMINA…I HAVE AN ADVICE FOR CHINNIFER, IF YOU EVER SEEN THESE PICTURES OF YOURS, PLEASE DON’T SMASH YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN…BECAUSE YOU NEED TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH, YOU ARE ONE VERY FUGLY HOE WITH A STRETCH ADJUSTABLE CHIN…LOL !!!

VIVA BRANGELINA !!!!

From Perez:
Jennifer Aniston just can’t hold onto the good men in her life.

Her ex, British model Paul Sculfor, is now dating Cameron Diaz, and it seems like the two just couldn’t be happier together.

According to reports, Diaz and Sculfor were recently spotted together at the Four Seasons HOtel in the ritzy Maldives.

The two shared a large bungalow on the water.

A source says, “They snorkeled, kayaked, and she ate like a horse.”

Sounds like a good time to us!

But even more interesting, the source adds that Cameron was “wearing a chunky ring on her left ring finger.”

If Paul did get it for Diaz, he probably paid for it with her money!

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And now she will hate Cameron also … Poor Man!!!

I agree with:
Bystander @ 08/26/2008 at 6:53 am
How stupid are Jen’s fans that they can’t see throught this charade?

When she was with John Mayer, she acted like the paparazzi was making her life hell, hiding behind her security blanket, dodging cameras like Ethan Hawke on a Mission Impossible task.

Now that they are broken up, she has the stupidiest joker smile on her face, no security blanket, no huge security men with bulging muscles to protect Jen from the bad, bad paparazzi.

She is so pathetic, it’s sad to watch. This woman is almost 40 and she can’t stop worrying about how she is perceived in the public.
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So true!! She is so pathetic and the biggest hypocrite in HW!!

I have to believe that all the negative comments are coming from children. I hope that as soon school starts, the negativity will stop. I can’t believe any adult would be so childish to post so much cruel things.

If you are an adult, grow up.

These quotes that are leaked from her “friends” seem to sound like what she would say. She is obviously bitter and trying to make him look bad

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i just want to put my two cents in. some of the posters here are kind of harsh on her.i think jennifer is pretty though am not really a fan of her. i would say this look doesn’t do her a good favor but she is just doing the casual or normal thing. the only thing i wonder like many , who is she smiling for?….the paps?….i never seen one pic of her smiling at the paps?…..could it be she is smiling at john mayer ?…..just kidding, maybe courtney ,dern,crow or etc. was there.i don’t really care if she smiles to the pap now, maybe she wants to hv a nice relationship w/ them( paps).some of you guys and the jp fans accused her of fakeness and PR savvy, i don’t know maybe. she is alright in my books granting am more of a jp fans, i don’t hate or despised her but sometimes i kind of question her sincerity though in things she does and says. i don’t care about kids or don’t want kids stuff, she can deny or be truthful if she wants. there are only few things, i don’t get.why she or somebody call here a PRIVATE PERSON, when she always go to a tabloid like for example , they both(brad & jen) released a joint statement of supposed to be amicable split. then why she went to a vanity to do an interview and along w/ it friends chiming in?…is it a movie promo or part of the promo?. then why she always go the tabloid or hv her pr corrected things or rumors tht are working on her favor…ie…nose surgery. one ocassion , she was seen in dr. kanoodia’s office, a plastic surgeon. the doctor also acknowledged her precense there, so she was quick to go to the tabloid and explain , she was fixing an old recurring problem like she had a DEVIATED SEPTUM , okay i will buy it . but if u hv a deviated septum?……the first surgery , she did in 1994 ddn’t fix it?…..how come , she has decided to do in 10 yrs. later, if she hv problem sleeping?….did she let herself sleep for 10 yrs?………i guess. i aso don’t know about her charity involvelment thing , just i question other actresses motives as well. they appear in charity the first, gone the second day, u never seen the follow up….then show-up when another CHARITY GIGS comes up. i hvn’t seen them being really passionate about nor dedication or atleast some steadiness……i will put the names of other suppose to be charitable person: nicole kidman( goodwill ambassador),scarlett johanson,drew barrymore(goodwill ambassador),cameron diaz ( only seen when theres a charity photo op or gala),jennifer aniston (see cameron diaz),leona lewis( goodwill ambassador but will hv to see),natalie portman( is she a goodwill ambassador?….she seem like sincere but well see the progress later), oprah?.,jaycee? and etc.

Huvane to Aniston: “The most important thing now is for you to look happy. If you see any papps, SMILE. I’m calling them. Get your pictures taken SMILING!”

Brad Pitt and Paul Sculfor moved up.

Jill -
How much do you get paid to post this crap? Cause no one really cares what you have to say. And guess what - its even more pathetic if you aren’t paid, because for the amount of time you spend berating Jen and Huvane, you should be making something. What a waste of time. You must have a miserable life if all you care to do is criticize an individual and her PR campaigns, however transparent, and to mock other posters. Sooo sad.

For Jen’s Sake, I hope Lainey’s sources are wrong

The New Old Move

This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds.

Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation from the aftermath of the John Mayer saga, it’s the fact that yet another one of her publicity strategies has backfired, it’s that her media team is now scrambling, unable to decide on the next move, a move made even more difficult considering the most recent moves have been scrutinised and analysed and said to be lacking.

Click here to read NY Magazine’s brilliant article written by the brilliant Fug Girls from last week, essentially calling out Jennifer Aniston once and for all for her relentless and desperate attempt to appear desirable, still young, and talented at the same time.

FAIL.

There are however certain upsides to defeat. Changing a winning formula for a winner is a much riskier proposition. Changing a losing formula for the vanquished makes total sense.

Now is the time for Jen to reinvent. To stop allowing the MiniVan Majority to dictate her every move.

My sources tell me that this was suggested to Jennifer late last week at a meeting she took with her handlers – to show perhaps a different side of herself, one with more attitude, with an edge, to be a ***** once in a while, to stop trying to be perfect and pitiful, to take a project with some controversy, to woo Judd Apatow for some Katherine Heigl magic.

Word is she totally balked. Word is she still can’t go there.

So, instead, they apparently decided to look for another glossy tell-all. Another interview during which she’s encouraged to weep and then shake her fist in determination, another interview at the end of which her army of “you go girl” girls will follow her into the ocean and stand there until they change their own tides.

Same old, same old.

Sigh.

She needs John Stamos. John Stamos where are you?

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On one hand I hope she does it so everyone can see her for the manipulative hag she is, on the other hand I don’t think I can swallow another pity me, pity me please pity me from Jen. Is she not embarrased?

Loonies move on from the old subject …………………………….to the next

she has to pretend like she’s happy and like nothing happened..she tries too hard but still she looks crazy!!and why wouldn’t she be after she got dumped again!!

Shar @ 08/25/2008 at 11:23 pm ooooh, I understand now why she always keeps her hair in her face!!!!

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You said it Shar! LOL…

She looks a HOT MESS! …and kinda curious that she NEVER smiles in photos in the past and usually hides her face with a scarf,…but she’s now seen in EVERY paparrazzi picture smiling like a fool, when we all know she’s in pain and screaming at the ocean…

…so pathetic. I think we can all see through the phoney smile…but its so funny that she thinks the public will buy that. I think some of her sicophant fans like the posters who made the first few comments will believe the smile…but not the general public who have a working brain.

sad.

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Let’s call a Spade a Spade @ 12/07/2006 at 7:39 am

Access Hollywood stated that Vince and Jen broke up because Jen was too busy with her CHARITY work. Are you KIDDING ME?!! She hosts dinner, wear a stupid t-shirt and appears on TV for like two minutes with a child she seemed uneasy hugging and that constitutes Charity work? MFG, what or who won’t she blame for the misery that’s her life.

Blame parents’ marriage for her break-up
Blames the script writers of Rumor has it for terrible movie
Blame TV for her crappy movie career
Blame Vince for smoking
Blame extensions for ruining her hair
Blame sexist writers for not getting good parts.
Blame Brad for the divorce
Blames Angelina Jolie for marriage ending
Blame charity work for her break up with Vince

Until Jen understands she and only she is to blame for her life, she’ll always be miserable…even though she wears it well. And those people who say she owes no one an explanation….GIVE ME A BREAK. If she had just kept her mouth shut in the first place, she won’t be facing a media onslaught. Look at Reese, Nicole, Uma…women with CHILDREN who got divorced, they didn’t call a press conference and burst into tears as soon as the door opened. They accepted the divorce and moved on with their lives and they are better off. Of course Aniston is not in their caliber, she knew her mediocre talent won’t cut it so she decided to use her divorce as a gravy train to success. She gambled and she lost BIG TIME and that’s all there is to it. She literally opened the door for inquiries into her life, why does she feel the need to refute rumors? I’ll tell you why, she is too INSECURE to let things slide. God forbid people think Jen gained weight or God forbid people think she and Vince are no more. We can’t allow that coz Jen will not sleep at night. Her innate need to be seen in a good light is the reason she is in this predicament.

Oh all of a sudden, everybody hates Jen. Helloooo, until recently, every third post on every site or entertainment show was a negative story about Brad and Angie. They had their polls….who will last longer? Who is the better couple? Who is the better man? Who is the better actress? Who is the cutest couple….and every single poll, Jen and Vince won. They were catering to the delusional Jen fans and now they’ve turned on Jen, you are complaining.

And for the last time, Jen was with Vince before the divorce was final. The fact that she didn’t get pregnant does not make it any different. So if Brad committed Adultery, so did Jen. Jen fans think the rules don’t apply here. Of course the whole thing is a moot point because they were SEPARATED. Separation is the first step to divorce. If couples waited until divorce was final before moving on with their lives, god knows where we’ll all be. Denise and Charlie just concluded their divorce and they’ve been dating other people. Let’s not forget Heather and Richie or Hilary Swank and Rob Lowe. Stop making excuses for Jen, she is a grown woman.

One last question for the Fanistons - what was Huvane THINKING mailing Perez? He has not only admitted they READ blogs, he’s also admitted they CARE what an ordinary blogger writes. What is their excuse this time? Afterall, Perez is NOT CNN crawl? Pathetic fools!!! Bet she is hunched over her laptop reading all the comments about her and then calling Huvane, screaming “do something, do something. He called me Chinochio Maniston”. An untrained monkey will do a better job than the nonsense Huvane is doing with his clients. Gwyneth Paltrow (Ms. Americans are dumb) Demi Moore (Ms. Robinson), Kirsten Dunst (will give Barney from The Simpson a run for his money, drinking wise). At least these three do have talents, maybe if he stopped wasting time on the TV girl with delusions of grandeur, he could do more with the others.

I laugh when I read Leave Jen alone? Are we talking about 37yrs old Jen or 7yrs old Jen? Rotflmao, where were the pleas to leave Brad, Angie and their kids alone when blogger on this very site wished them dead, wished Angie had a miscarriage? I have been reading Jen’s thread since this debacle started and I have yet to see one person wish her dead. I bet your rationale is that Brad and Angie deserve the evil wishes but not Jen, oh no, not our dear Jen. You guys threw three little children under a bus for 37yrs old and you felt no guilt whatsoever. So don’t come here and state screaming leave Jen alone.

Jen Fans have excused her lies by saying she is paronoid, she does not know how to behave because everyone is watching her. Aniston’s paranoia is her own doing. If she would just be upfront about who she is, say this is me, take me as I am or go F yourselves, she would be much better off but nooo, she has to be America’s Sweetheart, which means she lives on people’s expectations and that’s why she will always be miserable. If there’s any lesson to be learnt from watching Aniston’s house of cards crumble it is this…LIVE FOR YOURSELF NOT OTHERS

This was written in 2006 and sadly it seems nothing has changed. Aniston is still blaming everyone else for her problems and her fans are still too stupid to see it.

#164..Lets call a spade a spade
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GREAT POST!!!!

# 131 NEW YORK POST @ 08/26/2008 at 5:46 am BRAD Pitt is eliminating the middle man and taking photographs himself of Angelina Jolie and their brood. FashionWeekDaily.com reports Pitt shot his family last week at the Chateau Miraval in Provence for the November cover of W. Though he’s dabbled before in photography - Jolie reportedly gave him a Littman 45 camera as a birthday gift - this is his first cover. It marks the second time W has scored a Pitt/Jolie exclusive. In 2005, before they acknowledged their romance, they posed for Steven Klein in a feature titled “Domestic Bliss.”
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WOW !!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…this is GREAT News! Cant wait to buy TWO copies of the magazine!

“(Jen) didn’t see herself and John having much in common or having a future together. She wasn’t fazed by the ending of it. She wasn’t hurt at all. She feels fine!”
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WTF?? Does anyone in Aniston’s camp understand the concept of SHUTTING THE F*CK UP???? How DUMB do they think we are??? I thought another “friend” said that Jennifer wanted babies and marriage and that John wasn’t ready, and that Jennifer wanted to set a “timetable for their future together”. What about John saying he didn’t wan’t to waste her time? That implies that she wanted commitment and he didn’t. Geez. If you’re going to come up with a story at least stick with it. All of these contradicting statements are just making it look more obviously like a PR stunt, as if it wasn’t obvious to begin with.

If Jennifer didn’t have anything in common with John and didn’t see a future with him, why the f*ck did she stay with him that long and follow him around on tour like a groupie? AND if the relationship was a non-commital easy fling like her people are now trying to portray it as , and they never planned on staying together, then why make such an effort to be photographed by paparazzi and have statements issued left and right about how John was so “into” Jen and how they’d been “secretly dating” for weeks, trying to prove to the public that they were a legit couple? The answer is right in your face: PUBLICITY!

Anyway you slice it, it proves that Jennifer Aniston is a world class MORON. She was desperate/stupid enough to let herself be associated with a d-bag like John Mayer and let it be exploited by the press. If she wasn’t hurt of phased by the break-up, then that means she had no feelings for him. Why would you date someone for 4 months whom you had no feelings for? I believe she was desperate and didn’t want to be seen as old spinster, lonely Jen when THE TWINS were born. So she found a willing partner in fellow famewh*re John Mayer. If we’re to believe now that she felt she had nothing in common with him and no future, then it pretty much proves it was a PR stunt. Look at how her camp is milking everything they can get out of it.

I don’t understand why her fans don’t seem to get it. She debased herself by getting involved with someone like him, and for publicity of all things. It seems like her fans are just acting like it never happened. It’s like a trauma victim who develops amnesia as a coping mechanism lol. Is anybody in there?

Maniston smiles said it all :
Look people I am glad I can fools you..
There is no relationships with JM.. its only PR ..
yay.. I get the ATTENTIONS I want..
she is looking hard and haggard, fooling and manipulating fans must
bites her in the face!

AnistonisaHYpocrite @ 08/26/2008 at 11:41 am

“(Jen) didn’t see herself and John having much in common or having a future together. She wasn’t fazed by the ending of it. She wasn’t hurt at all. She feels fine!”
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WTF?? Does anyone in Aniston’s camp understand the concept of SHUTTING THE F*CK UP???? How DUMB do they think we are??? I thought another “friend” said that Jennifer wanted babies and marriage and that John wasn’t ready, and that Jennifer wanted to set a “timetable for their future together”. What about John saying he didn’t wan’t to waste her time? That implies that she wanted commitment and he didn’t. Geez. If you’re going to come up with a story at least stick with it. All of these contradicting statements are just making it look more obviously like a PR stunt, as if it wasn’t obvious to begin with.

If Jennifer didn’t have anything in common with John and didn’t see a future with him, why the f*ck did she stay with him that long and follow him around on tour like a groupie? AND if the relationship was a non-commital easy fling like her people are now trying to portray it as , and they never planned on staying together, then why make such an effort to be photographed by paparazzi and have statements issued left and right about how John was so “into” Jen and how they’d been “secretly dating” for weeks, trying to prove to the public that they were a legit couple? The answer is right in your face: PUBLICITY!

Anyway you slice it, it proves that Jennifer Aniston is a world class MORON. She was desperate/stupid enough to let herself be associated with a d-bag like John Mayer and let it be exploited by the press. If she wasn’t hurt of phased by the break-up, then that means she had no feelings for him. Why would you date someone for 4 months whom you had no feelings for? I believe she was desperate and didn’t want to be seen as old spinster, lonely Jen when THE TWINS were born. So she found a willing partner in fellow famewh*re John Mayer. If we’re to believe now that she felt she had nothing in common with him and no future, then it pretty much proves it was a PR stunt. Look at how her camp is milking everything they can get out of it.

I don’t understand why her fans don’t seem to get it. She debased herself by getting involved with someone like him, and for publicity of all things. It seems like her fans are just acting like it never happened. It’s like a trauma victim who develops amnesia as a coping mechanism lol. Is anybody in there?

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Great post!!! Love it!! So true, and so sad, but Maniston is the biggest hypocrite in HW, I am happy that people finally see her the way she really is, desperate and ugly person, ugly inside!!

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/the_trouble_with_jennifer_anis.html

The Trouble With Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend-PR Strategy

When Jennifer Aniston’s fling with noted lady-killer John Mayer ended this weekend, we were bummed — not because we’d booked seats on the Mayerston bandwagon, but because it’s exactly what we expected. Consider the math: two Jolie-Pitt pregnancies, and two allegedly serious and tabloid-friendly Aniston relationships that lasted just long enough to ride out the fervor over her ex-husband’s glorious new spawn. If you stop and smell the PR, it reeks. Jennifer is a bona fide star, yet her team seems fixated on proving she attracts beefy boyfriends, instead of projecting the image of a self-confident woman who attracts beefy roles. And frankly, we find that strategy questionable.
Granted, Aniston’s in a tough spot. Since her marriage to Pitt imploded, she’s been the tabloids’ favorite lovelorn punching bag, forever yoked to the glittering Brangelina and unfairly — not to mention archaically — doomed to be branded a dried-up crone until she spawns and/or gets hitched. So the suspiciously convenient timing of Jennifer’s long-term relationships could be seen as self-preservation. For every “Brangelina’s Baby Joy” headline, we’re spared a matching sidebar that cruelly screams, “ALONE IN MALIBU,” or “WHY JEN CRIES.” We’d want to avoid that, too.

But how does a string of toxic-bachelor boyfriends help? We’re not saying the girl shouldn’t go out and get some, just that maybe she should consider dating someone who isn’t more trouble than he’s worth in column inches. Pairing up with boozy flirt Vince Vaughn yielded a DUI for him and yet another round of “Poor Unlucky Jen” for her, once photos and rumors of his cheating emerged. Horndog John Mayer could get “squire for hire” printed on his business card, thanks to his history of lending himself to stars in need of a little tabloid TLC — like his ex Jessica Simpson (the twentysomething version of the tragic spinster Us Weekly wants Aniston to be) and that fling with a post-Timberlake, mad-with-jealousy Cameron Diaz. At this rate, if Angelina gets knocked up a third time, we’ll be awash in headlines trumpeting Jen’s six-month yachting vacation with George Clooney or hot-and-heavy courtship with Tommy Lee.

Ergo, this weekend’s breakup not only didn’t surprise us but made us sad for her. Aniston used to be America’s most-loved comic actress. Now, thanks to her counteracting all that Brangelina PR with obviously labored stories — full of suggestive pictures and coy denials — about her own love life, we’re barely able to name a single thing she’s has done lately that doesn’t involve hanging around with a bunch of notorious man-children. Or, worse, signing up to star in forgettable rom-coms with titles that hit a bit too close to home. The Break-Up was bad enough, but He’s Just Not That Into You? Honey, no. There’s self-awareness, and then there’s masochism.

In fact, until we recently caught a late-night rerun of Friends, we totally forgot Aniston is actually quite charming and talented. If she really wants to prove she’s risen from the ashes of her marriage — and who can blame her? — she ought to take a page from Nicole Kidman’s book and let a kick-ass career be the best revenge. After all, she can’t beat the Jolie-Pitts at their own PR game, but a memorable guest stint (How I Met Your Mother, anyone?), a self-effacing cameo, or even a regular TV gig would do the talking better than the tabloids ever could. Remind us why we took a shine to you in the first place, Jen. They didn’t make those “Team Aniston” shirts for nothing.

It took a long time for the general public to accept that Aniston is a fraud because so many wanted to believe she really was just like her character on Friends. It’s become too hard to suspend disbelief for all but her most die-hard fans. Those fans deserve someone worthy of their loyalty and good-wishes. Not a manipulative, passive-aggressive, self-absorbed fool like Aniston.

I guess she was right, it’s her turn…..and she’s finish,

couldn’t have happen to a nicer old ugly hag, way to go Chin

u are obssessed with jen.shame on you. you keep on talking bout her. she’s move on, your not!funny

Put the curtain back on Jen……………………..hahahaha

Remember all the awful things that were printed about Paul
when Jen went out with him a couple times. How a rich man
kept him, doing it only to get publicity, had horrible drug problem.
Now all of a sudden that’s that not mentioned. If you think PR
isn’t a bunch of lies then you don’t have a mind. I don’t think Jen
is saying a word, the so called friends are make believe. I
don’t understand why the press and Brad’s fans don’t want
her to have a life too. Do you believe Angelina told Brad to leave?
It’s the same difference, all made up crap.

jennifer go to venice!!!!!

CHARLIE @ 08/26/2008 at 3:52 pm

Yeah, first love blah blah, that is way he dumped her and now has 6 children with Angie … shame on Maniston, she is probably crying with her dogs now …

somebody mentioned tht good girl movie of jennifer can somebody upload it here. i seen only a bit of it , she seem like she can act. she shld make film like this, if she wants to be taken as versatile or serious actress. i know she’s very good in neurotic comedy.did this movie made a lot of money?

Nobody does it better…
Brad Pitt arrived in Venice today – Burn After Reading is opening the festival tomorrow and Brad and George will also be attending a Darfur fundraiser tonight.

As you can see, Brad brought his first 2 boys Maddox and Pax along for the trip, perhaps to lessen the load on mommy Angelina. That’s the practical, personal rationale for having his sons with him. But where the Pitts are concerned, there’s also always strategy.

We were discussing this today during TIFF preparation – you’ve heard about a potential showdown between Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston next week in Toronto, haven’t you?

While Brad and George Clooney are confirmed for Burn, many are speculating that Angie will stay back. The breastfeeding, the travel, the fact that their entourage is so huge – logistically it’s pretty daunting.

Problem though is that if Brad goes solo, In Touch and Life & Style will already have their fabrications ready about Jen’s weasling her way back into his life.

Having a couple of his kids with him could offset those insinuations – a doting dad has no time to pity his pathetic ex wife, right? And the MiniVan loves a doting dad.

Those boys look happy and adorable. LOVE Madd’s new blue hue. LOVE. Also love that they’re each carrying their own little packs filled with their own belongings. It’s impossibly cute, non?

In other Brange news, Fashion Weekly Daily reported yesterday that the November issue of W Magazine will feature cover shots of The Family Pitt taken by Brad himself in advance of the release of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, already receiving some Oscar buzz.

But if he’s taking the picture, will he be in the picture?

Have to wait 6 weeks to find out. Too long!

………………………… @ 08/26/2008 at 4:06 pm somebody mentioned tht good girl movie of jennifer can somebody upload it here. i seen only a bit of it , she seem like she can act. she shld make film like this, if she wants to be taken as versatile or serious actress. i know she’s very good in neurotic comedy.did this movie made a lot of money?
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It’s not something she can repeat….the director told her to sit on her hands, keep her head still and sound depressed…it was so far removed from Rachel that people thought she could act. Unfortunately, she can only do that once or a variation on the theme but it’s not because she suddenly became a good actress.

CHARLIE @ 08/26/2008 at 3:47 pm
jennifer go to venice!!!!!

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TO do what? That’s what MOVIE stars do.

# 199 pmoo @ 08/26/2008 at 5:49 pm So, she had a hot and heavy ‘thing’ with a guy she saw no future with? It doesn’t say much good about her that she had little or nothing invested in a guy she traveled around the world with. If she really wants to find her soulmate, she should focus on actually getting hot and heavy with someone she loves instead of someone she loves to be seen with.

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She is either LYING, either CONTRADICTING herself or NYMPHOMANIAC…or the three of them.

She was married to Brad and said that she didn’t want to travel to see her husband with whom she was away for 6 months, yet she is running after the lover with whom she hasn’t any common interest, taking the plane, going to several concerts…but hey, he wasn’t important to her.

That alone shows how much Brad was important to her if she was able to do all this for a mere lover her friend said she doesn’t care of…

Gorgeousgirl @ 08/26/2008 at 9:40 am
Jill -
How much do you get paid to post this crap? Cause no one really cares what you have to say.
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If you don’ t like it, don’t read it, stupid. It ain’t rocket science.

pmoo @ 08/26/2008 at 6:51 pm
Sorry to be dense, but who is Huvane?
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Stephen Huvane is her publicist. He’s half the reason Aniston is looking so ridiculous. The other half, of course, is Aniston herself.

pissed @ 08/26/2008 at 7:13 pm
Why is she looking so damn happy?
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Because Huvane told her to say “Cheese” at the camera.

Poor guy is earning his paycheck this week. He has to do some hellacious damage control.

I would have to again disagree jen is a beautiful kind woman, definitely not ready for love yet someday it will happen and when it does i wish her the most utmost happiness in her life….
Hey Jill the baby jillian Raye is 5lb 6onces 18 in long she has a ton a jet black hair she is absoutely beautiful. can’t wait to see her….I just love being a nanny!!!!!

Jen is a pathetic hack! I can’t believe she is still whinny and hoping other stars in the business will put John down. When is Jen going to grow the f–k up. Stop seeking revenge on Brad and John by trying to run their names in the ground. These men saw no future with her. Ok get over it Jen and move on with your life. .

Ha ha ha

that is why i call that woman(lainey) the leader of lunantic, look how many time they bring her source to the jen thread. when she write about jen, the whole lunatic get out of contorol, becuse she write exactly what they feel about jen.

the sign of lunatic , they think they know jen . they even try to act they know what the camp are doing at this time.

they keep saying the same thing againg and again about Hauvan

they call her desperate , yet they are very desparet woman who want to make woman feel bad.

they hate successful woman.

special lainy she call Jen she is not doing nothing , yet she is one of the woman shakeing the hollywood world contorol by men and making people laugh . but what does she do, sit down and write about woman bad things, that is the worst job in history. I perfer sit down and do nothing and do her job.

Any thing she does they call it for publicty , even she walk on the street they feel she does not have a right to walk on the street , to smill , or walk some time with out smilling, wear cloth. swim in the swiming pool , date man, like any single woman in American and on on on

they worship the other vrs very much

in general luntica are people with hugner for hate and jealousy.
and they hate woman for no reason. they learn how to bully people through thier highschoool day. they are bullies

Lainey= to all the above. that is why i call her the biggest leader of lunatic.

to lainey

again. I forget they still winne about about a person give intervie years and years ago. they cry day and night on their post. they are winner.

Besane @ 08/26/2008 at 5:49 pm
CHARLIE @ 08/26/2008 at 3:47 pm
jennifer go to venice!!!!!

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TO do what? That’s what MOVIE stars do.
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Dry.

I seriously don’t understand why she keep putting herself out there against the Jolie-Pitts? even Tom, his robo-bride, designer baby and the entire fleet of Scientologists can’t compare so what makes Jen Jen think she can?

Piper

and i forget to mention, she has loyal freind , but they become freind with people depending what is thier next progect.

medulla
Okay, again there are exceptions. A few people actually do check things out, but they’re either at TIFF for multiple films, schmoozing for more work, or in Toronto already for a film shoot and have time on their hands.
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But doesn’t the “ex-wife” qualify in need for “schmoozing for more work”? LOL!

Her smiling…..just fake…fake…fake…her deep down inside is crying…!!!

would it not be perfect for all of us to leave her alone so that she is able to move on with her life

LOVELY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO JEN !!!

Awwwwwwww
I love her smile in this pic

what is the life ?
answer.
1- god pray
2- care for else
3- car but not any car just ((RING RovEr))
4- good job
5- good wife
and die after that