Jennifer Aniston is a Range Rover Lover

Brad Pitt and Paul Sculfor moved up.

Jill -
How much do you get paid to post this crap? Cause no one really cares what you have to say. And guess what - its even more pathetic if you aren’t paid, because for the amount of time you spend berating Jen and Huvane, you should be making something. What a waste of time. You must have a miserable life if all you care to do is criticize an individual and her PR campaigns, however transparent, and to mock other posters. Sooo sad.

For Jen’s Sake, I hope Lainey’s sources are wrong

The New Old Move

This is Jennifer Aniston – seen yesterday out and about in Beverly Hills, photographers reporting that her mood seem to vacillate from near tears to happy smiles in a matter of seconds.

Indeed, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for everyone’s favourite Friend. It’s the public humiliation from the aftermath of the John Mayer saga, it’s the fact that yet another one of her publicity strategies has backfired, it’s that her media team is now scrambling, unable to decide on the next move, a move made even more difficult considering the most recent moves have been scrutinised and analysed and said to be lacking.

Click here to read NY Magazine’s brilliant article written by the brilliant Fug Girls from last week, essentially calling out Jennifer Aniston once and for all for her relentless and desperate attempt to appear desirable, still young, and talented at the same time.

FAIL.

There are however certain upsides to defeat. Changing a winning formula for a winner is a much riskier proposition. Changing a losing formula for the vanquished makes total sense.

Now is the time for Jen to reinvent. To stop allowing the MiniVan Majority to dictate her every move.

My sources tell me that this was suggested to Jennifer late last week at a meeting she took with her handlers – to show perhaps a different side of herself, one with more attitude, with an edge, to be a ***** once in a while, to stop trying to be perfect and pitiful, to take a project with some controversy, to woo Judd Apatow for some Katherine Heigl magic.

Word is she totally balked. Word is she still can’t go there.

So, instead, they apparently decided to look for another glossy tell-all. Another interview during which she’s encouraged to weep and then shake her fist in determination, another interview at the end of which her army of “you go girl” girls will follow her into the ocean and stand there until they change their own tides.

Same old, same old.

Sigh.

She needs John Stamos. John Stamos where are you?

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On one hand I hope she does it so everyone can see her for the manipulative hag she is, on the other hand I don’t think I can swallow another pity me, pity me please pity me from Jen. Is she not embarrased?

Loonies move on from the old subject …………………………….to the next

she has to pretend like she’s happy and like nothing happened..she tries too hard but still she looks crazy!!and why wouldn’t she be after she got dumped again!!

Shar @ 08/25/2008 at 11:23 pm ooooh, I understand now why she always keeps her hair in her face!!!!

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You said it Shar! LOL…

She looks a HOT MESS! …and kinda curious that she NEVER smiles in photos in the past and usually hides her face with a scarf,…but she’s now seen in EVERY paparrazzi picture smiling like a fool, when we all know she’s in pain and screaming at the ocean…

…so pathetic. I think we can all see through the phoney smile…but its so funny that she thinks the public will buy that. I think some of her sicophant fans like the posters who made the first few comments will believe the smile…but not the general public who have a working brain.

sad.

# 395
Let’s call a Spade a Spade @ 12/07/2006 at 7:39 am

Access Hollywood stated that Vince and Jen broke up because Jen was too busy with her CHARITY work. Are you KIDDING ME?!! She hosts dinner, wear a stupid t-shirt and appears on TV for like two minutes with a child she seemed uneasy hugging and that constitutes Charity work? MFG, what or who won’t she blame for the misery that’s her life.

Blame parents’ marriage for her break-up
Blames the script writers of Rumor has it for terrible movie
Blame TV for her crappy movie career
Blame Vince for smoking
Blame extensions for ruining her hair
Blame sexist writers for not getting good parts.
Blame Brad for the divorce
Blames Angelina Jolie for marriage ending
Blame charity work for her break up with Vince

Until Jen understands she and only she is to blame for her life, she’ll always be miserable…even though she wears it well. And those people who say she owes no one an explanation….GIVE ME A BREAK. If she had just kept her mouth shut in the first place, she won’t be facing a media onslaught. Look at Reese, Nicole, Uma…women with CHILDREN who got divorced, they didn’t call a press conference and burst into tears as soon as the door opened. They accepted the divorce and moved on with their lives and they are better off. Of course Aniston is not in their caliber, she knew her mediocre talent won’t cut it so she decided to use her divorce as a gravy train to success. She gambled and she lost BIG TIME and that’s all there is to it. She literally opened the door for inquiries into her life, why does she feel the need to refute rumors? I’ll tell you why, she is too INSECURE to let things slide. God forbid people think Jen gained weight or God forbid people think she and Vince are no more. We can’t allow that coz Jen will not sleep at night. Her innate need to be seen in a good light is the reason she is in this predicament.

Oh all of a sudden, everybody hates Jen. Helloooo, until recently, every third post on every site or entertainment show was a negative story about Brad and Angie. They had their polls….who will last longer? Who is the better couple? Who is the better man? Who is the better actress? Who is the cutest couple….and every single poll, Jen and Vince won. They were catering to the delusional Jen fans and now they’ve turned on Jen, you are complaining.

And for the last time, Jen was with Vince before the divorce was final. The fact that she didn’t get pregnant does not make it any different. So if Brad committed Adultery, so did Jen. Jen fans think the rules don’t apply here. Of course the whole thing is a moot point because they were SEPARATED. Separation is the first step to divorce. If couples waited until divorce was final before moving on with their lives, god knows where we’ll all be. Denise and Charlie just concluded their divorce and they’ve been dating other people. Let’s not forget Heather and Richie or Hilary Swank and Rob Lowe. Stop making excuses for Jen, she is a grown woman.

One last question for the Fanistons - what was Huvane THINKING mailing Perez? He has not only admitted they READ blogs, he’s also admitted they CARE what an ordinary blogger writes. What is their excuse this time? Afterall, Perez is NOT CNN crawl? Pathetic fools!!! Bet she is hunched over her laptop reading all the comments about her and then calling Huvane, screaming “do something, do something. He called me Chinochio Maniston”. An untrained monkey will do a better job than the nonsense Huvane is doing with his clients. Gwyneth Paltrow (Ms. Americans are dumb) Demi Moore (Ms. Robinson), Kirsten Dunst (will give Barney from The Simpson a run for his money, drinking wise). At least these three do have talents, maybe if he stopped wasting time on the TV girl with delusions of grandeur, he could do more with the others.

I laugh when I read Leave Jen alone? Are we talking about 37yrs old Jen or 7yrs old Jen? Rotflmao, where were the pleas to leave Brad, Angie and their kids alone when blogger on this very site wished them dead, wished Angie had a miscarriage? I have been reading Jen’s thread since this debacle started and I have yet to see one person wish her dead. I bet your rationale is that Brad and Angie deserve the evil wishes but not Jen, oh no, not our dear Jen. You guys threw three little children under a bus for 37yrs old and you felt no guilt whatsoever. So don’t come here and state screaming leave Jen alone.

Jen Fans have excused her lies by saying she is paronoid, she does not know how to behave because everyone is watching her. Aniston’s paranoia is her own doing. If she would just be upfront about who she is, say this is me, take me as I am or go F yourselves, she would be much better off but nooo, she has to be America’s Sweetheart, which means she lives on people’s expectations and that’s why she will always be miserable. If there’s any lesson to be learnt from watching Aniston’s house of cards crumble it is this…LIVE FOR YOURSELF NOT OTHERS

This was written in 2006 and sadly it seems nothing has changed. Aniston is still blaming everyone else for her problems and her fans are still too stupid to see it.

#164..Lets call a spade a spade
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GREAT POST!!!!

# 131 NEW YORK POST @ 08/26/2008 at 5:46 am BRAD Pitt is eliminating the middle man and taking photographs himself of Angelina Jolie and their brood. FashionWeekDaily.com reports Pitt shot his family last week at the Chateau Miraval in Provence for the November cover of W. Though he’s dabbled before in photography - Jolie reportedly gave him a Littman 45 camera as a birthday gift - this is his first cover. It marks the second time W has scored a Pitt/Jolie exclusive. In 2005, before they acknowledged their romance, they posed for Steven Klein in a feature titled “Domestic Bliss.”
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WOW !!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…this is GREAT News! Cant wait to buy TWO copies of the magazine!

“(Jen) didn’t see herself and John having much in common or having a future together. She wasn’t fazed by the ending of it. She wasn’t hurt at all. She feels fine!”
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WTF?? Does anyone in Aniston’s camp understand the concept of SHUTTING THE F*CK UP???? How DUMB do they think we are??? I thought another “friend” said that Jennifer wanted babies and marriage and that John wasn’t ready, and that Jennifer wanted to set a “timetable for their future together”. What about John saying he didn’t wan’t to waste her time? That implies that she wanted commitment and he didn’t. Geez. If you’re going to come up with a story at least stick with it. All of these contradicting statements are just making it look more obviously like a PR stunt, as if it wasn’t obvious to begin with.

If Jennifer didn’t have anything in common with John and didn’t see a future with him, why the f*ck did she stay with him that long and follow him around on tour like a groupie? AND if the relationship was a non-commital easy fling like her people are now trying to portray it as , and they never planned on staying together, then why make such an effort to be photographed by paparazzi and have statements issued left and right about how John was so “into” Jen and how they’d been “secretly dating” for weeks, trying to prove to the public that they were a legit couple? The answer is right in your face: PUBLICITY!

Anyway you slice it, it proves that Jennifer Aniston is a world class MORON. She was desperate/stupid enough to let herself be associated with a d-bag like John Mayer and let it be exploited by the press. If she wasn’t hurt of phased by the break-up, then that means she had no feelings for him. Why would you date someone for 4 months whom you had no feelings for? I believe she was desperate and didn’t want to be seen as old spinster, lonely Jen when THE TWINS were born. So she found a willing partner in fellow famewh*re John Mayer. If we’re to believe now that she felt she had nothing in common with him and no future, then it pretty much proves it was a PR stunt. Look at how her camp is milking everything they can get out of it.

I don’t understand why her fans don’t seem to get it. She debased herself by getting involved with someone like him, and for publicity of all things. It seems like her fans are just acting like it never happened. It’s like a trauma victim who develops amnesia as a coping mechanism lol. Is anybody in there?

Maniston smiles said it all :
Look people I am glad I can fools you..
There is no relationships with JM.. its only PR ..
yay.. I get the ATTENTIONS I want..
she is looking hard and haggard, fooling and manipulating fans must
bites her in the face!

AnistonisaHYpocrite @ 08/26/2008 at 11:41 am

“(Jen) didn’t see herself and John having much in common or having a future together. She wasn’t fazed by the ending of it. She wasn’t hurt at all. She feels fine!”
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WTF?? Does anyone in Aniston’s camp understand the concept of SHUTTING THE F*CK UP???? How DUMB do they think we are??? I thought another “friend” said that Jennifer wanted babies and marriage and that John wasn’t ready, and that Jennifer wanted to set a “timetable for their future together”. What about John saying he didn’t wan’t to waste her time? That implies that she wanted commitment and he didn’t. Geez. If you’re going to come up with a story at least stick with it. All of these contradicting statements are just making it look more obviously like a PR stunt, as if it wasn’t obvious to begin with.

If Jennifer didn’t have anything in common with John and didn’t see a future with him, why the f*ck did she stay with him that long and follow him around on tour like a groupie? AND if the relationship was a non-commital easy fling like her people are now trying to portray it as , and they never planned on staying together, then why make such an effort to be photographed by paparazzi and have statements issued left and right about how John was so “into” Jen and how they’d been “secretly dating” for weeks, trying to prove to the public that they were a legit couple? The answer is right in your face: PUBLICITY!

Anyway you slice it, it proves that Jennifer Aniston is a world class MORON. She was desperate/stupid enough to let herself be associated with a d-bag like John Mayer and let it be exploited by the press. If she wasn’t hurt of phased by the break-up, then that means she had no feelings for him. Why would you date someone for 4 months whom you had no feelings for? I believe she was desperate and didn’t want to be seen as old spinster, lonely Jen when THE TWINS were born. So she found a willing partner in fellow famewh*re John Mayer. If we’re to believe now that she felt she had nothing in common with him and no future, then it pretty much proves it was a PR stunt. Look at how her camp is milking everything they can get out of it.

I don’t understand why her fans don’t seem to get it. She debased herself by getting involved with someone like him, and for publicity of all things. It seems like her fans are just acting like it never happened. It’s like a trauma victim who develops amnesia as a coping mechanism lol. Is anybody in there?

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Great post!!! Love it!! So true, and so sad, but Maniston is the biggest hypocrite in HW, I am happy that people finally see her the way she really is, desperate and ugly person, ugly inside!!