Brad Pitt: Not On Our Watch!

You know, though I’m not overly fond of Porgie these days, I do think he is a good looking man. Just that next to Brad, Porgie looks distinctly ordinary.

Which led me think of the actors I know of who are on the same scale as Brad Pitt when it comes to presence and charisma and goodlooks in photos:

I’m nominating:

Denzel Washington,
Robert Redford,
Paul Newman,
Chow Yun Fatt,

Any thoughts?

Bcan’t wait to see Brad and the whole cast tommorrow at the red carpet.

OMG you can really tell that Brad is Shiloh’s daddy.

Some of the expressions are really familial.

I think it’s becoming clear to many that Brad is really a good guy and has been. He doesn’t defend himself but hopes his actions speak louder than words. He has done exactly what he said he would do which is make a life he has always wanted. On the other hand his ex wife is still hasn’t gone to Greece like she said she was. Jennifer Aniston is fake, she doesn’t stick by her word but she wants everyone to be loyal to her. Courtney has finally had it with her, you heard it here. Courtney is real and very honest and she has been there for Aniston for a long time, but she has had it, there is only so much one can do for Aniston at some point she gotta take responsibility and live her life the way she says she wants to.

# 14 T&L @ 08/26/2008 at 9:21 pm

P.S. I’m thinking Porgie is ecstatic to have Brad to himself.

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So true. Porgie looks giddy, doesn’t he? He’s so ecstatic he’s even showing the world his new set of chompers. It’s nice to see Porgie finally heeded my YEARS of advice to fix his teeth. I’m gonna give him a around of applause. All I really suggested was a few caps and a laser whitening, but now I know what $75,000 worth of dental implants looks like! Seriously. I think he got every tooth in his fugly noggin replaced. DENTURES R US made a killin’ off of him!

It takes a fan of a Plastic-Surgery-Botox-Queen to know so much about botox and plastic surgeries. ;) Brad Pitt is a male actor. He doesn’t have to worry as much about physical appearance as a certain 40 year old, no talent actress. Just sayin’ too.

# 25 . @ 08/26/2008 at 9:28 pm

Jared it is hard to see his face please put more front pics of George.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JARED! DON’T!! You know how looking at Porgie gives me nightmares. Now that he’s gotten his teeth done all I see is chin & teeth! It’s my worst nightmare come true Er…make that second worst. I think we all know X in a too-small bikini reviving the Ass & Cooch Show is my WORST worst nightmare…

PT, you crack me up. You think Michael K of D-Listed is funny, I think you are funnier.

Are Brad and George holding hands?

# 70 *** @ 08/26/2008 at 10:24 pm

AGAIN BALD PITT???? I AM SICK OF HIM. I WANT OTHER CELEBRITIES.

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Er…let me get this straight….

You want “other celebrities”…so you by-passed the 500 threads Jared has on “other celebrities” to post on the Brad thread? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you fail to see irony of your own post.

Brad brings sexy back. He is the sexiest man alive and the hottest ever.

# 110 de Cosmos @ 08/26/2008 at 11:58 pm

Is Brad going bald?

Look closely at Brad’s hairline in the close-up. The hairpiece is rather obvious.

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Snoozerama. It kills me how the trolls start pulling stuff out of their asses every time there’s new J-P pix. So far today they’ve called Brad fat and bald. Next they’ll be saying he’s really only 5′6″ and he’s wearing 6″ lifts like Tiny Tom.

lylian @ 08/26/2008 at 11:37 pm

You know, though I’m not overly fond of Porgie these days, I do think he is a good looking man. Just that next to Brad, Porgie looks distinctly ordinary.
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ITA.