Miranda Kerr is Yorkie Yummy

Wow, that’s scary! She’s starting to look like a brunette Kate Bosworth! I’ve seen Kate in that same kind of dress, flat shoes, walking with her arms folded & her purse over her shoulder. Be your own girl!! Idiot…..

Ew, her legs look fat. So does her face. Buttagirl needs to go on a diet.

Ok, Jared, we get it. Orlando is gettin’ him some! Big deal….

uggghh she and bar are just GOLDdiggers

number 4 are you insane??? she is soo far from ever being fat! her legs are stick skinny!

Her face looks bloated.

her face is huge. it looks like a 12 year old. and to me she looks like nicky hilton.

Check out Orlando’s “date” to the Trump event. I think she’s the one that stole the seat mentioned in the Huffington Post.

http://img229.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91701_044_122_504lo.jpg

BTW That’s not a girlfriend in the other photos show above, but dear old Mother Kerr .

This is embarrassing!

Ejaculation problems are the primary issues to be resolved for men who want to become fathers. About 90% of men with SCI experience anejaculation, which is an inability of men to ejaculate on their own during intercourse. Another potential problem is retrograde ejaculation, which is a condition wherein ***** is deposited in the bladder instead of exiting the body through the urethra.

Poor ***** quality can also make it very difficult for men with SCI to fertilize the egg. Men with SCI make normal numbers of sperm, but the average number of motile sperm in ***** from men with SCI is 20% compared to 70% in men in the general population. It is not know why there is abnormally low sperm motility, but it does not seem to be related to level of injury, age, years post injury, or frequency of ejaculation.

For men or couples who have difficulty with relationships, a professional counselor can help in processing feelings that are common after injury. This may include working through feelings of anxiety over establishing or continuing a healthy relationship after a spinal cord injury. A counselor also can work with couples on healthy ways to communicate.

http://www.spinalcord.uab.edu/show.asp?durki=22405

Only 25 percent of men with spinal cord injuries are able to have erections that are adequate for having intercourse.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/09/070910160946.htm

If Miranda ever gets pregnant, a DNA test should prove who the REAL daddy is. ;) Artificial insemination isn’t out of the question, either. The folks who are gettin’ it on don’t need to announce it or prove it. Same with celebs who want their privacy - and don’t need to prove anything.

Sweet legs! Yum!

Someone just can’t stand the fact that their virginal Orli is getting his pole waxed by a lingerie model.
They would rather that he be impotant, than admit that he is a healthy, sexually active man.
Sad, isn’t it?

Oh, and for the record. The “research” that you are quoting is referring to spinal injuries that have left paralysis. Not spinal injuries that have left urges for surfing, bungie jumping, sky diving, scuba diving, antarctic wandering, sword fighting, Mumak swinging, bow twanging, snow boarding and horse riding. You’re barking up the wrong spine, there kiddo.

Im just really sorry, But Miranda Kerr is not attractive without airbrush and touch up
Sorry!!

Check it out, you heard it here first from someone who knows this girl and no longer has a friendship with her starting from when she was last in Oz.

Facts about Miranda:

1: She is seeing other men as well as Orlando- but then again he is seeing other women also. They meet for sex and to publicize their relationship. I was told by someone very recently that while in London Orlando met a young woman and saw her more than once(which is unusual for him)- seems he likes her very much- Miranda at the moment has been seeing a great dane of a guy.

2:Therese is her CONSTANT companion, and I mean constant, how do they run their marriage(John and Therese) you may ask- you would be fair in asking- work it out..

3:Poor Matty is pushed out of the family, the big loser, he gets ignored, Miranda is their favorite girl, poor Matty wasn’t missed when he moved back to Vancouver. I pity the guy.

4: Miranda laughs at EVERYONE in his fandom and thats the lovers and haters alike- so dont waste your time wasting ANY time on her.

5.Miranda has had around approx 45 lovers, and not aways used contraception. She doesn’t “love” anyone but herself.

Believe it or not, I could say a LOT worse, but I won’t, I would be here all day.

Have fun Randa! It will all catch up with you in the end- that is what happens when you **** on Nick that way!

Who’s Nick?

Ok so #28 you haven’t seen our talked to Miranda since she left Oz but you are privy to all this secret information. Yeah whatever

I’m not a big fan of her or him but I think it would be kinda sad if they weren’t a real couple.

Is there any romance left in Hollywoods these days or are they all just sleeping around?

Sure there’s romance left, but they’re the relationships that you rarely see because those people consider their relationships to be sacred, value their privacy, and protect it from public scrutiny. They don’t ***** themselves or their relationship out. There is real romance, you just won’t find it in pap pics on a gossip blog.

people get a life this is getting really sad

number 28
I actually think your right about this, I hear Orlando is seeing someone else!! a southern girl from what I hear?????? anyone else have any info??

Oh yeah, #28 give us more!

Personally I am SICK of these two!! Miranda must be trying to morph into Kate Bosworth - she’s trying to class up her act… I mean, it’s been several weeks since she’s been photographed without her clothes on, right???

Sure they’re a couple, but IMO it’s only for the publicity. Of course, lots of celeb couples are like that…they give each other what they need..

“When he was twenty-one years old, while shimmying along the drainpipe of a friend’s apartment in an attempt to open a window, Bloom fell three stories and broke his back. The possibility that he would be paralyzed was very real. Metal plates were bolted to his spine and he wore a back brace for almost a year. Bloom also endured months of rehabilitation. As he told Allison Glock of Gentleman’s Quarterly, the accident made him realize how lucky he was to be alive. He recounted to Glock how one person in particular helped him to put things in perspective: “I had this one great teacher who came to visit and said to me, ‘This is going to be the making of you.’And it was.” “
http://www.notablebiographies.com/news/A-Ca/Bloom-Orlando.html

All these ‘relationship’s and pix with the chicks could be a smokescreen and a means of additional male ego stroking and publicity for Bloom, who unfortunately isn’t doing so well right now career wise. How convenient that an ‘insider’ comes along to ‘prove’ that Orlando and Miranda are basically in an open relationship. Really? How romantic. So, how’s Bloom going to push and promote himself and his career when he’s married and has kids? He’s “desperate” for that life, remember? He can’t wait, remember? What will he be able to exploit then? Or will he finally just focus on talent and skill as an ACTOR like Matt Damon, Viggo Mortensen, Johnny Depp, Elijah Wood, and James McAvoy – and keep his love life and personal life private as they do and for the most part have always done? He seems to have chosen CELEBRITY over ACTING. Big difference.

Reality Check 101: http://www.spinalcord.uab.edu/show.asp?durki=21618

The more people try to push something in the press or prove a relationship to be legit, the more red flags it raises. Bloom had a MAJOR back injury which could have killed him and could have paralyzed him. Don’t think for one second he’s not dealing with that reality on a daily basis. Personally, I think he still has back pain and may have other problems associated with SCI that the ‘girlfriends’ and one night stands he’d like people to think he’s having left and right (to prove his manhood?) are designed to detract from. Don’t be surprised if he never gets married or has kids, or if he finds someone who defines marriage in an unconventional way and who also may be neutral about having kids. Either that, or he’ll keep living a lie indefinitely, instead of just putting his work out there and focusing on his craft. I find it incredibly weird that after all these years, and all the one night stands that Bloom has supposedly had (or would like people to think he’s had) that none of those women have EVER talked to a tabloid or blabbed. Isn’t that odd? Yes, there was Maddy Ford, that actress from Calcium Kid, but other than that, no one ever talked. Sure, there’ve been some claims online of having slept with him, including some claims from men, but never any proof. And never any stories in the tabloids. Strange.

Not to mention that Orlando could have his sexual needs met at an industry escort service, and confidentiality/non-disclosure agreements would be par for the course and a legal requirement. Unfortunately for Bloom, he wouldnt be able to publicize or exploit those ladies for career or personal gain, just as they could not exploit their dalliances with him. Tisk, tisk. Guess that leaves the PR types (aka Miranda) and the ‘insiders’ to ‘fix’ things and set the public record straight. How nice! Thank you! :)

@20/44
Are you not capable of reading? Didn’t you see that someone pointed out that your so-called “facts” about spinal cord injury couldn’t refer to Orlando. If you understood what you were posting links to, you’d realize that yourself.
So please stop trying to sell a non-theory. No one with a brain and the ability to read at those links you post will buy what you are hawking.

#20/44 is the type that doesn’t listen, just talks. They only sound more ridiculous as they go on. The certainly won’t listen to someone with the nerve to disagree with them using common sense.
They are the type of psychotic “fan” that worries security people: obsessive, single minded and wrong.

miranda is a trump give a good reason to like? ……iknow……… is model=prostitute

If you are tired of it being “crammed down your throat” why did you click on this link? It’s CLEARLY labeled is it not? Did meanie Miranda come to your house and hold a gun to your head to force you to read about them?
Nah, didn’t think so.

and dont believe the insider, I dont think many of the haters do, so facts right please or GTFO!

Gotta love the shippers- all 3 of em!

Another great article - worth reading all the way to the end. It looks at SCI from different perspectives, including the male and female issues involved, and physical, emotional, and psychological perspectives. Very educational. Men with SCI can still have happy and healthy marriages and sometimes with invitro fertilization, they can have children. They have options. It’s not all black and white, doom and gloom. The more I read about this issue, the more interesting it becomes. It’s certainly nothing a man should feel ashamed about.

If I think Bloom should be ashamed of anything, it’s the pretending to be something he’s not, the image he’s possibly trying to create and live up to, and living lies instead of just keeping the focus on his work and his career. He was doing fine before all the pap fest and PR garbage. He managed Midsomer Murders, Casualty, LOTR, Pirates, Ned Kelly and Calcium Kid, not to mention getting signed on for Troy - all BEFORE the PR games and fakery. That’s what’s so disappointing. He had it all and went for the fame and celebrity instead of the craft and the long term career. What a fool.

Anyway, should he ever get serous about a real relationship, the right woman will have to have understanding, patience and compassion. Think that’s Miranda? Could be, I guess…

http://codi.buffalo.edu/archives/pubs/articles/.sci3.htm

lol @ the folks discussing some erectile disfunction….there is no stone left unturned.

Give it a rest, would you?
The only one that believes your bullcrap is you.

And how can you claim that he isn’t interested in “the craft” when he took a supporting role on the London stage when none of his Hollywood reps wanted him to? Plus the fact that he has a movie in development about the war in Bosnia and its effect on the people of Sarajevo. And he hopes to get a movie made about a nontraditional young diplomat who walked across Aphganistan to better understand the people of that region. Would you consider either of these films to be Hollywood drivel?
I know that you won’t respond to this because you are still trying to dig up information about a problem that Orlando doesn’t have. Have fun trying to prove that he is a virgin.
*rolleyes*

LOL!

I see that you got some of the “haters” to admit that they didn’t believe this latest “insider”.

good job!

What’s the “point” of ANY pap photos?
If you think that there is an alterior motive, then you do believe in conspiracy theories. Maybe not all of them, but at least some.
Why can’t it be as simple as: the paps know where she lives, they knew from sightings that Orlando was back in town, they waited until one or both of them came out, and took pictures. Is that really so hard to believe? If it was really a “set up”, why didn’t they just walk down the street holding hands? Those pics would have made more tabloids than pics of them together but unrecognizable because of the helmets. If they wanted to pimp their relationship, it would have been much simpler than this.

But why do you automatically think that she promised them anything? The paps were there trying to get pics of them together, he takes off on a motorcycle which they would never be able to keep up with, and then she comes out for a walk with her mom. Of course they would rather have had pics of Orlando, but he was long gone. They were there so they decided to follow Miranda to get a few pics so the day wasn’t a total loss. Is that so illogical?

“They were there so they decided to follow Miranda to get a few pics so the day wasn’t a total loss. Is that so illogical?”

Not illogical, just unlikely. John Mayer only goes for $200. How profitable is she?

“Hello? Did JJ not have those same sets of pics of them riding around in said helmets yet was able to tell exactly who they were? Just because the minivan majority doesn’t want to read about these two doesn’t necessarily mean the effort wasn’t made.”

Well, as the “haters” like to point out, only JJ is running these pics. Which proves my point. If we had pics of them sans helmets, walking hand in hand, they would have been all over the gossip magazines. They could have received a lot more publicity, with even less effort, if that’s what they really wanted.

“How they hell would they know where she lived? That’s right, she initially tipped them off when he was leaving her apt. before the Oscars earlier this year. ”

Do you honestly think that she would have looked like she did if she knew cameras would be there? She would have at least combed her hair for Pete’s sake. Or was that part of a ‘plan’ too?

“You’re right, I don’t believe all of them, but I believe this one. We’ll see if she’s still getting mobbed by those pesky paps when he starts parading around with a newer, younger version. And it’s ulterior, not “alterior”.”

I don’t believe that I ever implied that the paps were that interested in her. They are interested in Orlando, or them as a couple, but Miranda isn’t famous enough to warrant the attention by herself.
Oh, and thanks for the spell check. We can always use another anal retentive on the board.

“Well, as the “haters” like to point out, only JJ is running these pics. Which proves my point. If we had pics of them sans helmets, walking hand in hand, they would have been all over the gossip magazines. They could have received a lot more publicity, with even less effort, if that’s what they really wanted.”

Actually, publications like People and US Weekly crop her out the photos and caption them “Not Pictured: Miranda Kerr”. Well at least the Daily Tell-A-Lie takes care of their favorite hometown girl.

“Do you honestly think that she would have looked like she did if she knew cameras would be there? She would have at least combed her hair for Pete’s sake. Or was that part of a ‘plan’ too?”

I couldn’t tell you what she was thinking, but I can tell you she showed up on a red carpet looking like this.Maybe she was still recovering from OB’s smellyass.

“Oh, and thanks for the spell check. We can always use another anal retentive on the board.”

Somebody has to help keep order. This board is run amuck with illiterate ********. Night, Night. ;)

I meant @72

Time for bed….obviously.

“Then I proclaim you to be Anal Retentive in Chief.
Now could you please wander on over to Delphi and smack ‘anywho’ with a grammar stick?”

“Top Brass” such as myself is above getting their hands dirty. I delegate job like that to grunts like you. And report back to me once it’s done. Carry on smartly.

for god sake the loons at delphi are asking them selfs why lainey isn’t bashing miranda they can’t realize that not everyone doesn’t hate miranda kerr just because they are totally crazy but entertaining i must admit

Isn’t this a thread about Miranda Kerr? So why wouldn’t she be mentioned here? You always show up on their threads to pick fights, drop fake insider tips, and act high and mighty over those who don’t agree with you and you have the nerve to call others obsessive and crazy? Hypocrite much?

Whatever. Let’s agree to disagree. This is going nowhere.

oh yes indeedy she will be coming down that ladder and it will be soon very fun to watch it happen. It could happen to a better ho.

It’s called justice baby.
and no it does not bring bad karma on to you.

“Actually, publications like People and US Weekly crop her out the photos and caption them “Not Pictured: Miranda Kerr”. Well at least the Daily Tell-A-Lie takes care of their favorite hometown girl.”

I bet you’re feeling real smug right about now, huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOzv4RzUugM

@24
Thanks for worrying about us fangirls, but Orlando can have his pole waxed by whatever he wants, and bed exercise is always a good thing, poor dear, he’s human and he has to have his fair fun.
But, we just hope he’s not going to get serious with this sad, skinny, pathetically false gold digger.
And, before accusing me of acting like this because I’m envious of miss Kerr, yes, I envy her man and am massively disturbed by the way she offends our intelligence acting like the innocent sweetheart she clearly isn’t.
We’re all women here, you know we can recognize (and understand) different kinds of woman.
Anyway, even if I keep on thinking that Orlando could have his exercise with any of my fellows fangirls and be much better off than with Kerr, I’m happy he keeps healthy and fit.
Bye, loves.

Jenny,

When was Orlando in London (when he met up with this girl on more than one occasion)? And did this continue when he went to Edinburgh for Tracey Emin’s exhibition?

By the way, who was the woman in the purple dress at Trump’s Dubai Towers event? It didn’t look like his manager. Could that be the girl you mentioned?

omg some of you guys have major issues!

If they wanted to pimp there relationship and were together for the publicity of it all they would be making a show and dance of it by leaving there helmets off, kissing and cuddling in public etc etc etc… obviously they are just trying to live there lives. You can tell by the look on there faces that they don’t enjoy the pap’s being in there personal space. If they were trying to publicize it all they would walk down the red carpet together and they haven’t even though they have been at many red carpet events together they always do the red carpet seperatly. Every other hollywood couple out there walks the red carpet together and they don’t get this kind of bashing! orlando and Miranda seem to be getting on with there lives and cant do much about the pap’s. Leave them alone.
As for Miranda being a gold digger and a ***** thats funny as she has enough money with her Victoria’s Secret contract to last her a life time and she had that long before he came along! And if she is such a ***** how come we never see any pic’s of her with other men when the pap’s im sure are always around looking for that moment for her either of them to **** it up… The pic she had leaving the clothing store with Brandon Davis was before she was actually dating Orlando and her and Davis have been friends for years (nothing more) and were with a group of people that day who were cut out of the pic… can a girl not have friends without being called a *****?
I think Orlando and miranda make a beautiful couple and i wish them all the best.

@ Jess

Do your own research. It’s HARPER’S BAZAAR not “HARPERS BIZZARE”

Shouldn’t a “model” know one of the most famous magazines in the fashion/modeling world? Idiot.