Jennifer Aniston is 30 Rock Solid

this all men she fcuked can’t be losers. If they are losers what taht makes her keep fcuking one loser after another? lol

Ah, another day, another Aniston story. Sounds like a demotion to me. This woman has been with so many men and according to her ‘friends,’ sleeps with guys (mayer) who mean nothing to her. It’s her choice to sleep around if she wants, but people who do so are not saints:-), so the media needs to move on to someone newsworthy.

to st*pid bet

If you see most of the post on her thread including yours the words you guys post does’nt come form real woman. It just sound a buntch of old loser men who are lost,and no respect for women at all. There is no denial you are man , who knows you are the old man who call her desperate. ofcourse she date men , even you guys make it big deal since the divorce she date three people , you guys make it as if she date the whole world. Women has need to , so probably she date for fun. Old men who are loser is that a crime to date people? but end up the one she married and only one of the people she date become losers.

Stop altering your face, Jen. You look totally different, and it’s not a compliment. You sure look like the today’s Priscilla Presley in that pic above. What kind of acting can you do with a frozen face?

DESPERADO by Eagles
This song is dedicated to desperate Jennifer Aniston
Desperado, why dont you come to your senses?
You been out ridin fences for so long now
Oh, youre a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin you
Can hurt you somehow

Don you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
Shell beat you if shes able
You know the queen of heats is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you cant get

Desperado, oh, you aint gettin no youger
Your pain and your hunger, theyre drivin you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, thats just some people talkin
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Dont your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky wont snow and the sun wont shine
Its hard to tell the night time from the day
Youre loosin all your highs and lows
Aint it funny how the feeling goes away?

Desperado, why dont you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin, but theres a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before its too late

omg the bragelunatics are here. Get a life. As if brad and angie care for you. move on you loonies. brad and angie i think doesn’t care of jen anymore same as jen. you sound as if your the member of their family. well your not. you dont know them, same as them. you worship too much! dont you realize how crazy you are!!!! what do you do for life? brad and jen has seperate life! with jen this is her life, just leave her alone. shes done nothing wrong. she will remain in HW coz she’s good! im excited for her tv comeback and movies. you go and support your idol. the more you talk of her, the more she’s famous, don’t yah realize that?ok?

Finally, back where she belongs. It’s about time this loser realized she has absolutely no future in a film career, except in formulaic, boring ass romcoms. Even then, there are so many women coming up now who do the female lead in romcoms so much better than her, women who are much better actresses and better looking.

Her PR team is veeerrrrry good at milking attention for every little thing JA does, whether it be a lame PSA, a brief lesbo kiss on her bff’s sh*t tv show, a rigged People’s Choice Award, a 10 minute short which she “co-directed”, or a cheesy billboard to sell (smart)water, etc. Their goal is to keep JA in the press as CONSTANTLY as they can. So they leak tidbits to the press and bribe gossip blogs to write about every little thing she does, garnering her attention for anything and everything they can when she has nothing else going on.

Then, when she does have a film to promote she pretends to hate the paps and the press and tries to act like some serious “film actress”. What?

Unfortunately, her film career is the LAST thing people talk about, because it’s basically non-existent. What was the last movie she was in? Uhh, the Break Up? And that was how long ago??? Somehow her PR team has been able to keep her in the press for 2 years for doing pretty much f*ck all. Now she’s known as the woman who was stupid enough to get involved with John Mayer and cannot keep a man, even if he’s a desperate famew*re just like her.

For people who claim JA is no different than any other celeb in her PR stunts, you’re wrong. There are countless other celebs out there who stay out of the limelight and whom you barely hear about in the press, except when they have films to promote. Kirsten Dunst I believe is also a client of Huvane, but do you hear about her on a day-to-day basis? Do you hear people from her camp blabbing their mouths off about how Great! Just Great! she’s doing after rehab, or “sources” (ie.Huvane) leaking details about her dating life every day? What about Rachel McAdams? Or Halle Berry? Not even Nicole Kidman is in the media as much as JA. According to Aniston’s fans she does nothing to attract the paparazzi and all the tabloid stories, they just hound her because she’s just that beautiful and talented. Pffffft. Yeah RIGHT.

Aniston and her PR team are master manipulators of the press. Do you really think Huvane would do anything without Aniston’s approval? She knows he’s blabbing off to the press and leaking stories, and she lets him. A publicist’s job is to do what the client wants. Even the most media-shy actors like Joaquin Phoenix have publicists, but do you hear about him every f*cking day? No. Aniston on the other hand is desperate to be seen in a positive light, desperate to compete for attention with her exes, desperate to be seen as a prestigious actress, desperate to be seen as hot and desirable. Her PR team is working OVERTIME.

ALMOST 40 YEARS OLD. THAT DATE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER OLD HAG.

Jennifer Aniston’s fans have selective memory, that’s why they don’t remember she said with. . . disdain that she will never go back to TV and quickly added that it’s not because it is beneath her but she wants to concentrate on her film career. When she guest starred on Dirt, the made it look lie she was doing Courtney a favor not the other way around, Think about it, before Dirt what did she do? Nothing and she needed to remain relevant as an actress not a tabloid queen, so she begged for a begged for a guest spot on Dirt and made sure it was hyped for some lame kiss making it look like she was the savior coming to save Courtney’s show. Aniston’s fans don’t see how always has to paint herself GOOD at the detriment of others. So what’s her excuse for coming back to TV this time? Is she trying to save Tina Fey’s highly acclaimed and watched show or is TV no longer beneath her now that she knows she has no film career?

Her fans have chosen to forget that she after the strings of bad movies in 2006, she blamed TV, the medium that made her popular for her lackluster movie career. Is this a sign that she is no longer worried about having a lackluster movie career because she knows she’ll never be a movie star?

They conveniently forget that she went on National TV and said Brad Pitt was not the love of her life, they forget that after supporting her and encouraging her, she forgot to than him on when she won an Emmy, they forget that she Brad is a gentleman who took her as she was and never felt the need to change her. They forget how she constantly demeaned & disrespected him publicly by calling him “her pick up my trash Brad” , they forget how she scoffed at his desire to have 7 kids by saying he’ll be lucky to get 2 from her. Her not to having children is not the issue here, it is the way she constantly humiliated him in public and anyone who isn‘t blinded by love for Rachel Green will see how often Aniston forgets herself and the façade of Ms. Goody two shoes slips. In that moment when she said what she did, it was obvious what a selfish, self-centered woman she was.

Brad Pitt never once said a demeaning word about Aniston, instead he praised her talent, her beauty, her personality, her hobbies…everything thing about her and how did she repay him? Dismissing his hobbies, his beliefs, putting her career before him, his desire to have kids and even his family. Didn’t she miss his parents anniversary party for a stupid award show and he had to go alone… which is why it is truly amusing to see her carry on like she and the Pitts are extremely close.

Asking anyone to remain in a one-sided relationship and cursing them because they chose not to be abused, demeaned, rejected shows a level of immaturity and selfishness that should only be found in children. This why I am convinced Aniston fans are kids and Heaven help us all if I’m wrong.

AnistonisaHYpocrite @ 08/30/2008 at 1:47 pm
Denise @ 08/30/2008 at 2:07 pm
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When you’ve been out of work for two years, and you finally make a movie and the previews are so bad that the release date gets pushed back not once but twice, and you can’t even get a distributor for two other movies, and the trailers for the movie you co-starred in with a dog receive almost universal derision, and meanwhile the woman you accused in OK! Magazine last spring of “ruining your life” made three hit films in a row in six months, and just gave birth to twins with the man you could have had a family with and chose not to, and their beautiful photos are in your face on every newsstand in America, and to top it all off, you’ve just made a terminal fool of yourself with a guy ten years your junior who everyone but you knew was a player from way back and you should have known it too, and adding insult to injury, a men’s web site called Askmen.com has just labeled you desperate and undatable — whatcha gonna do? Lick your wounds and head back to the boob tube. A woman’s gotta do what a woman’s gotta do. ;)

Selective Memory @ 08/30/2008 at 2:32 pm
….I am convinced Aniston fans are kids and Heaven help us all if I’m wrong.
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Well, maybe Heaven will only help half of us, or will help us all only halfway, because you’re half right. Half of Aniston’s fans are kids. The other half are bitter, scorned women who never got over being dumped by their exes and project all the rage they feel at the women their exes dumped them for onto Angelina, and project all the self-pity they wallow in onto Aniston. It’s called over-identification.

if you hate her. just dont go here and post. It hurts you alot. if you dont like her then dont watch 30 rock. Its the owner of the show who wants her to be in that show.

doorbell rings door opens swings bat knocks her out )
drags her back to my place)
she wakes up , she looks around and notices me an box of popcicles on a desk in a room with white walls ,she comes too and says ” what , where am i?”
I tell her “your in a movie” … uhm, wha, shhhhh here have a popcicle…( she looks at me and then the popcicle, and says” no thanks!”,) i lean in towards her , “you think its laced dont cha?” (”no no i dont im not thinking that,” (i squint my eyes , i ask “why do you keep looking at that door over there?”" she says “just looking thats all” I say ” your really starting to bug me”…