Jennifer Aniston is a Stalker

Poor, sad, lonely Jennifer Aniston back to being poor, sad and lonely

According to The Mirror, John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston because she wanted a “timetable” for the relationship. Here’s an excerpt with translations provided:

“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.” = JOHN WAS TOTALLY TIRED OF HER CLINGINESS

“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.” = JOHN COULDN’T PUT UP WITH THE CLINGINESS

“Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.” = JOHN STARTED REFERRING TO HER AS “THAT SARAN WRAP WOMAN WHO CLINGS TO ME LIKE A ZEBRA MUSSEL TO A FREIGHTER.

“She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.” = JOHN FEARED THE CHILDREN WOULD BE CLINGY LIKE THEIR MOTHER.

“Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.” = SHE STILL CLINGS TO HOPE.

I found out this blog, it is amazing, and very true!

http://ohyeswedid.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/jennifer-anniston-the-eternal-victim/

Jennifer Aniston- The Eternal Victim
August 17, 2007 by maary

I must confess, I never paid any attention to her before her split from Brad Pitt, and then the Vanity Fair interview happened. After reading the interview, I thought, what a cold, conniving, manipulative woman. I would have had more respect for her as a woman if she had come out and said “Brad cheated on me”, but NO, in that passive aggressive behavior of hers, she tells us she will always love Brad but unleashes her friends to do the attack, and allowed the interviewer to bash Brad’s new woman and her young children. If there was ever any chance of me feeling any pity for her, that dissipated right there.

The Vanity Fair interview gave birth to the pity party and the never ending triangle that has become a cottage industry for the tabloids. “Poor Jen”, dumped by “the cad” for the “homewrecker” Jolie, every woman that has ever been dumped now had a figure to unleash their hurt feelings. Brad Pitt became that guy that dumped them or cheated on them, even though Brad has never had any reputation of ever having cheated on a partner, and his ex-girlfriends have always said he was the perfect gentleman.

Whenever I read articles saying how Jennifer handled her divorce with class, I am amused to no end. Is making a career out of your divorce classy? Nicole Kidman handled her divorce with class, even publicly wished her ex-husband well at the birth of his daughter, but Jennifer was too bitter to show that kind of class, because she doesn’t have it.

The media has to a large extent become enablers for this girl-woman. They never hold her accountable for her behaviors, they seem to be beholden to her Publicist and of course, it sells to continue feeding the public the girl next door image, though I don’t know how many people could afford a $1om dollars home let alone live next door to her. I am still laughing at how the same media was played by the “American sweetheart” constantly telling them that a baby is on the way even as she signs up for seven movies while her marriage disintegrates around her. This is a woman who chose movie stardom over a family life, nothing wrong with the choice, but be clear about your choices and own your life’s decision instead of blaming it on someone else.

I am tired of the media treating this woman with kid gloves and glossing over her mistakes. She is never responsible for any of her actions, not in her personal or professional life and yet I am supposed to feel sorry for her because she lied to her husband about having a family that she never wanted, and when he wised up to her deceit, he high tailed it out of there. This is a woman with a manufactured public personae and that is why she looks scared to death in most of her pictures. She looks like a woman who is afraid her real life will catch up with her and she will be exposed for the fraud that she is. That must be the biggest price she has to pay for fame, knowing she has to live a lie. Some public people would rather be hated for who they are than to be loved for who they are not, and those people have my utmost respect because they live honestly.

Jennifer worked so hard to get my pity even as she exploited her breakup for career advancement. I adore strong women who live their lives boldly and honestly and make no apologies for their choices. The poor Jen shtick has worn thin. She is still working that pity party the way that only she can, I am almost certain that she doesn’t miss her marriage, but misses the opportunities that being Mrs Pitt accorded her, and she will continue ride his coattail for as long as it serves her well.

There is something ironic about the media appointed “American Sweetheart”, they always end up imploding. Who can forget how the media treated Christina Aguilera very harshly while selling Britney as the wholesome virgin, time has a way of exposing the truth, between Christina and Britney, who is looking wholesome right now? So I do have faith that after all the PR orchestrated new relationships, Jennifer might still redeem herself by owning up to her life and telling the truth, and then maybe she could stop looking like a woman who is afraid of her skeleton filled closet being exposed to the world, Christina is certainly having the last laugh over the media crafted image of Britney, the real Britney emerged, just that it took a bit long. The real Jennifer will be exposed, it just might take a bit too long.

I just can’t stop looking at her pictures. She looks Amazing!!!!!!

? @ 09/05/2008 at 12:34 pm
How about Jen and Aaron (Eckhart)?
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I don’t think a lot of people realize how much damage this last failed relationship with John Mayer has done to Aniston.

It’s only now that she is being widely pilloried in the media as dumped, desperated and undateable. I don’t know if this is because it was a player like Mayer who dumped her, or if she was finally dumped once too many times, but the damage has been done.

Eckhart is an actor on the way up, with a great career ahead of him. Do you think he wants to be linked with the woman who has been laid and played by John Mayer, of all people, and then publicly laughed at when he kicked her to the curb? That has loser written all over it and Eckhart doesn’t want to be associated with a loser while his career is building steam.

The only actors who will want to be linked to her now are guys who are still trying to establish careers in acting, and those are the guys who will pull a Paul Sculfor on her — they will use her to pump up their public image and then dump her once that is done.

There is only one kind of man I can see Aniston having a successful relationship with now — an older guy, over 40, already successfully established in his field, maybe in the business or production end of films or TV but definitely not an actor — or maybe someone who is completely unassociated with the industry in any way.

So what if she did a nose job & she doesn t wanna tell. I see no problem with that.

Isn’t she supposed to be at that cancer thing tonight? How come Jared doesn’t have a thread up?

Jill @ 09/04/2008 at 2:06 am

First she finds out that “He’s Just Not That Into You” and now she’s playing a stalker. Story of her life?
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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA SO TRUE. She’s playing her life story ROFLOL

OMG wait til u hear this!! .I was there tonight, it was sheer madness!! I saw him up close in person. All black, fitted vest, suit was black and he was poured into it. Damn the man was so gorgeous. I see why Angelina is constantly pregnant, the woman must be ovulating constantly in his presence.

The crowd? Insane. Up and down king and simcoe, no breathing room I was caught up in it and actually panicked - all squished together…the flashbulbs were going off like crazy. We all were getting ready to say we had never seen anything like it, until we remembered we had…with Brad & Angie last year, and with Brad the year before that.

He signed autographs for a long time on all manner of pics and posters, both Angelina’s and his, and get this - when he’d get to an angelina pic he’d lick his chops, and he even clutched his heart at one point at this hot pic of Angelina - and get this, groaned. The man GROANED, then said cheekily what are you trying to do to me. OMG the man is gone for his baby. lol Wowee.

Anyway he stayed for the film and took his bow in the spotlight afterwards along with John Malkovich, Francis McD, and Tilda (who was with her younger man who was in all royal blue) and left in a fleet of escalades right after it was over . Then something I have never seen at tiff happened, people were crowding even behind the building 10 rows deep, waiting there for the whole time the movie was going on just because they knew he’d be coming out that way! Then when he did, the screams were deafening and people were taking pics of his car and screaming and swooning just because it passed by. lol

It was amazing. a fabulous evening. The film was TERRIFIC . People were howling at Chad. Brad really hit it out of the park. I don’t know about Oscar for this, but mark my words, that Golden Globe for best male lead in a comedy has his name on it. No one will be funnier this year.

Signing off.

Jen,you are the best! you suffered a lot because of¨Pitt and his spiderwoman. You suffered,but you never did bad things (ie drugs alcohol etc). Tu es courageuse et humble. Forget mister Pitt,he is a poor guy and only thinks about himself. One day,like you ,angie will suffer too. Be quite.
La roue tourne,la roue tourne,la roue tourne. In Europe,we love you. Tu ne passes pas ton temps à parler des détails de ta vie,contrary to angélina.She want everybody loves her,not you..Mais tout le monde t’adore! Angélina is not so happy with brad.

I love how every now and then through a thread, Jen apologists will come in with a random “she looks beautiful”, “great legs”, “love the photos”, “so beautiful and classy” etc etc to steer conversations away from just how pathetic this selfish w-h-o-r-e is. Come on guys, we all know you at Huvane’s office are behind this. The random superficial and immature comments about Jen’s looks and ‘class’ pretty well proves who you people are that are posting that garbage. It really is SO obvious! You just can’t handle the fact that your (Huvane and staffers) game is up - we all know how you leak stories and come out and write child-like comments about her ‘beauty’. It is just so obvious, but what is also obvious, is how sad you are making Jen look. Do this shallow and self-absorbed ugly duckling a favor. Leave her alone. Stop flooding Jen threads with your vacuous and superficial garbage. You really are destroying Jennifer.

Not that Jen doesn’t do a good enough job of that on her own. This heartless b-tch used Brad, walked all over him and treated him like dirt and trashed her own marriage and now she is getting her friends to defame John Mayer for telling the truth. She is garbage and may this ugly piece of sk-a-n-k-y bleach-blond sh-t rot in h-e-l-l!

I went to for fun to lunatic idols thread, those lunatic mention my name there, BET= SOMTHING BLAH BHAH. lunatic i do not go there even to read your post , unless i am bored. One thing you lunatic do not understand about me, i do not care weather your idols separated or not. Actually i want them to be together forever.

What i do not understand is I read on thier thread , that jennifer on stand up for cancer, they are complaining about the network calling her name a lot. You guys are crazy , this woman up there standing for to save life, but you guys take your time to complain about it. what a shame. and aslo, the network decided to call her name, becuase they figure out a lot of people love her and they want to use her to keep the people watch and help , which is briliant thing to do.
I do not think some of you there to support your idols, you are there to just talk about jen , who make your life miserarable becuase people love her.

Is she in Toronto yet? How come no Toronto thread?