Brad Pitt Tackles Toronto

it’s one troll talking to herself, when jared flips her name we’ll get a good laugh at her/him.

September 6, 2008 —

US WEEKLY is feeling the heat for its blatant slam job of Sarah Palin on this week’s cover - with angry readers canceling their subscriptions in droves.

Sources told MSNBC.com from 5,000 to 10,000 subscribers canceled after the mag published its “Babies, Lies & Scandal” story about John McCain’s running mate.

A rep for the mag denied the numbers were that high, but admitted to Page Six 1,000 subscribers had axed their subscriptions. The flack tried to downplay the backlash, insisting: “There has been no impact on our overall total . . . We have added about 1,000 new subscribers” at the same time.

Some insiders wonder whether raking the conservative Alaska governor over the coals in a six-page spread with headlines like “Anatomy of a Scandal” was influenced by Jann Wenner, a rabid supporter of Barack Obama and whose Wenner Media publishes the celeb sheet - and who endorsed Obama in Rolling Stone. Asked if Us editor-in-chief Janice Min and Wenner had any pre-publication chats, the mag’s rep refused to answer. Min wouldn’t speak to us.

One mag editor told MSNBC: “When Us went to print Monday night, it looked like the ticket was falling apart. They went to print thinking Palin was dead in the water, and their mistake was thinking everyone who reads Us is a Democrat, when they’re not.”

The Palin blast comes after Us Weekly’s glowing cover, “Michelle Obama: Why Barack Loves Her,” which gushed, “She shops at Target, loved ‘Sex and the City’ and never misses the girls’ recitals. It’s the untold romance between a down-to-earth mom and the man who calls her ‘my rock.’ ”

The Palin story by Mara Reinstein trumpeted Palin’s hubby Todd’s DUI bust, but neglected to mention it was 22 years ago. And the “lies” in the headline referred to false rumors that the real mom of Palin’s baby, Trig, was actually her daughter Bristol.

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Poor Min !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

same to you. You so blind.

Also for HEATHER aka PUSY CAT DOLL:

DON’T LET JEALOUSY DESTROY YOU JUST LIKE YOUR FAKE IDOL:

THIS IS ALSO FOR YOU:

Pitt Porn 2008
Itâ??s been too long, Iâ??ve missed it so muchâ?¦ have you?

Praise Xenu â?? Pitt Porn made a raging return last night at the Criticsâ?? Choice Award as Brad and Angelina were affectionate on the carpet and total hotness inside. Actuallyâ?¦ total hotness outside too. Total hotness everywhere!

Check out the photos â?? not feeling Angieâ??s curlers but stillâ?¦with that face, does it matter? She is stunning. The most beautiful sheâ??s looked in months. And healthy. But it was Brad on Monday who set loins afire.

He is, and has always been, a man of style. The suit, the scarf, the shoes, the way he wears it allâ?¦and then the debut of the new hair. Hair expertly tousled but looking like it hasnâ??t been tousled at all â?? f*ck thatâ??s sexy. Makes me wish Becks would finally grow his out too.

See but as much as I love the Plastic Porn of the Beckhams, there really is no porn compared to Pitt Porn. First outside the auditorium, the two were late arriving and werenâ??t allowed inside til commercial. According to USA today, â??they killed time by chatting with Casey Affleck and canoodling up against the wall.â?? Damn. I can totally picture him pressing up against her.

And here is Pitt Porn on loving display during the event. You will note, Angieâ??s tits were also on loving display propped atop the table, complete with a certain glow.

Youâ??ll note, many people have been waiting a long, long time for a certain date on the 2008 calendar.

August 8, 2008 â?? considered by the Chinese to be the luckiest day of the decade. And you know the Pitts are all about the Asian business.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine if the Chosen One The Sequel gets released this year just in time to spoil Granny Freezeâ??s party? What other baby could rival the Chosen One The Sequel? No baby! Can you imagine the fit Nicole Kidman will pitch if the Pitts actually piss all over her anticlimactic pregnancy?

Please Xenu. Make it happen.

Also, PUSY CAT DOLL = HEATHER, I know it is hard because you or your idol Man will never in your life have an opportunity to have a man who is perfect just like Brad Pitt because your mind Heather honey is evil and you are desperate, just like Maniston!!

Jealous jealous hater …

Pitt P*orn Saturation
My favourite comfort food: sliced beef and tomato over rice with baby bok choy. Some days in university I`d eat it every day for like 2 weeks, then take a break for a few days, but always bring it back right away. Yum. I could use some beef and tomato now.

But the point is, we all need space from things we love the most. In that spirit Pitt Porn is like beef and tomato for me. Can`t get enough of itâ?¦ but I can. It`s been Pitt Porn overload, I feel like a perv, let`s maybe give it a rest until June, ok?

Before breaking thoughâ?¦ about last night. The Changeling gala. Brad and Angelina reminded the world yet again why there are no others. As it has been the last few occasions, it was less lust than it was love. Especially on his part. He looks at her with such fierce pride you almost feel uncomfortable intruding on their moment. Only they`ve chosen to parade the moment on les marches at Cannes so privacy up the ass, you know?

The other thing about the way Brad watches Angie â?? it`s how a man was meant to do so in all those epic romances, you know? The way every woman, even those who wonâ??t admit it, secretly long to be looked at by the man who adores herâ?¦who is not a stalker.

Brad Pitt gave a clinic on that last night.

Made me miss my husband, who is not the most romantic man, not even close, but who certainly suffered this week being away from me.

If you do want the naughty news though, it happened the night before. Brad and Angelina went out for dinner with all their famous friends including Clint Eastwood and Mick Jagger and throughout the meal, my sources say she`d keep her hand at the back of his neck â?? her finger making trails along his hair line, and once in a while he`d look at her and she`d bite her lipâ?¦

Is it normal to get horny before giving birth?

Apparently the whole restaurant was treated to a taste of their â?¦ chemistry.

Said it before, will say it again: world peace or a fly on the wall in the bedroom â?? it`s not an automatic.

this is the same troll who a year and a half ago said they had split up. say’s it every day for 3+ years and it still has not happened. you fool. don’t u know they split up in 2005,brad and angie just the spend a lot of time together, stay in the same house,country, have babies and adopt 2gether, BUT they have split up even though the have not.

now you have a nerve to call us l**n? Seriously you are posting reports from Lainey and they are actually 7 months or even more than a year old.

We are talking about them since the twins are borned. It seems twins actually have killed their relationship.

Brad probably doesn’t want to leave to look bad at this momment. I think the break up will happen after CCOBB’s premiere. or maybe Angie will do it sooner.it seems she doesn’t care about press at all and I can totally see her doing that specially after Paris pointless trip and now this affair in Toronto. it looks to me Brad is running away from her and the hard job of being father of six.

now I feel sorry for their kids. but it was again their own fault.when they were not sure about their own relationship,why even bother wasting 6 little kids’ life. poor kids.dad doesn’t want them,but to me it seems mom is all for them.good for Angie.

ah yes, the old ‘they will split up after their movies come out’. right let’s see, I.B with quentin is trying to get to cannes 2009 which brangie will attend, EDWIN(a) A. SALTmost likely won’t be out till 2010 so brad and angie will split up september 2010 yeah? so go away and come back on here and say told u so, until then shut -up

twins last straw?! lol! what about that W Magazine photoshoot, can’t split with that coming out! doh!

u not like or believe positive report, but u like and lap-up negative (false) reports. because u negative person? u so desperate for gossipy news to be true. I WANT TO BELIEVE? tabliods, stop teasing haters, as they can never get their rocks off till a split that will come in 1 month, 6 months , 1 year, 18 months, 2 years, 3 years, 4, ,5,,6 ,7 ,8,9,10,11,12 years or MIGHT NOT EVEN HAPPEN. rot your life away waitng for a split about two people u don’t know or met. u only posting ur view, u hate them so of course u say SPLIT,SPLIT,SPLIT every time they are seen in public.

Jealousy is killing Heather so much, I can not wait for W pictures … OMG! Haters will go crazy, crying, screaming, asking Maniston: WHY? And Maniston will cry, and “the world will shocked” …

I just love to see this power that Brangelina has … Haters are going crazy!!

u know what u sound like. blah blah sorry for kids. blah blah angelina should kick him out (even though u don’t like her). boo hoooo blah blah over. blah blah stay friends blah blah boooooooo hoooooooooo omg brad talks, walks, goes by a women who are not angelina omg dial 911 911 omg 911 omfg he must be cheating at an after-party. brad should use sign-language to talk to women other than jolie.