Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Trailer - FIRST LOOK

# 779 bdj @ 10/01/2008 at 8:00 am

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b31774_morning_piss_jen_get_over_him_already.html

And just for laughs. The hens will be all over the hasbeen blogger, clacking and clucking. The comments should be off the chain.

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ROTFLMAO. So Ted likes X, huh? Why heck, I would never have known that based on all the malicious lies he’s spread about Angie! Anybody else surprised? Cuz I’m shocked…and the world was shocked!

Aside from the sarcasm - Ted’s an idiot. He doesn’t think X is a fameho? What alternate universe is he inhabiting? On the other hand…he IS right about Jennifer Garner. I’ve said for a long time that she hardcore pimps Violet.

However, it’s nice to see someone who supposedly in the industry confirm what we already knew - that X is STILL mad at Brad for dumping her. Actually…let me correct that…she’s not made at Brad for dumping her. She’s mad at Brad for moving on with his life with another woman and not coming back to HER. The fact that the woman he did wind up with is more beautiful, more talented, more caring, more giving, more loving, more articulate…and just an all around better PERSON…must really gall her, but in the end I think she always thought Brad would get tired of Angie and come back. BBBBWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Dumb b#tch.

# 791 andamentothat @ 10/01/2008 at 10:21 am

Just read the parade article on Leo.. so he wants to get married and have children huh.. The X was not his type to begin with but if there was a remote chance that Huvane would plant their hookup, its lost its zing with this declaration.. X ’s bodyguard had better not speak about this.

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Too late…the Star took the bodyguards’ bait…

OMG - Jared just posted some X magazine photo-shoot where she is “proudly flaunting her body and newfound confidence”. Pul-lease! Enough of the X pics and news. X is on a rampant publicity campaign! I remember another poster warning us of this as the Changeling premiere nears. You know, I’m really bewildered at the interest in her these days? Does she still have A-list status in Hollywood for a non-existent movie career? I’m curious as to how her dog movie will do. I think it will bomb big-time (sorry Owen Wilson) since it’s up against alot of other more anticipated movies opening around Christmas. This movie may finally put the nail in the coffin for her movie career.

Can’t wait to finally see Angelina at the Changeling premiere!

Sneak Peek: Angelina Jolie’s New Flick!

http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/10/66156/

From jezebel….hilarious.

Apparently the ragloids have found a way to get supreme multi-tasker superwoman goddess (thank you Megan Fox) to fit their ‘therapy/depression/ppd?!’ cover…it seems Angie doesthe ‘therapy’ by webcam! BAHAHAHAHA!! …that way she can move the brood, breastfeed the twins, take care of the other 4 kidlettes, handle her philanthropic business, and her professional business (films/film promotions) — she does her head shrinkin’ by WEBCAM. Yes, you heard right. lmao she’s been forced into ‘webcam’ therapy…because Brad so needs a f*cking, and her pesky alleged craploid manufactured PPD is annoying him and Angie won’t touch him. Hahahaha!

Gotta love these no sex/she won’t touch him/their fighting/separate bedroom tidbits they work in to the overall kitchen sink thing they got going…tell me do they still get any traction at all, I notice they seem to disappear when AJ gets pregnant, or the two are on red carpets dry humping - and since AJ/BP are preg or squeezin’ booties 24/7…you’d think the dumb craploids would just give it up. LOL :-D

Their ratcheting up the ‘not eating’ angle of course, because they know naturally slender Angelina, will be debuting on the red carpet soon - and they will have to commence picking her apart somehow. Anyone could see AJ was not even close to ‘fat’ 3 weeks after the twins in People Mag..hell, she wasn’t fat at 9 mos and about to pop. LOLOL

…so my guess is they are going to start in on the skinny tip after her red carpets. Mark my words, whether AJ is 10 pounds heavier, or 10 pounds lighter than what she would be anyway - we will get some kind of body critical (she’s too skinny) tabloid reaction, much like went on all year, last year - lame.

As for the rest of the hooey….

At some point even the more feeble minded have to wake up and realize…hmmm…3 babies in 3 years…ooookaay…they obviously are having sex…and she doesn’t really seem to be too concerned about her figgah and what it looks like either pre and post pregnancy (unlike some narcissistic dried up TV hacks we know)…and frankly, whatever she looks like after pregnancy, it also seems to be doing something each time for BP too, 3 babies in 3 years, and him at 45? That’s an INSPIRED man. Plus, he recently said in People that ‘Maddox,’ is asking when they can have more - which translates to, ‘if Brad had his way Angie would be continually pregnant and get a year off in between babies, IF that.’

Anyhoo read on for a rundown, including the hilarious ’scheming’ sit-com hack who is plotting to kidnap DiCaprio and tie him up in her basement, or to her beach lawn chair…

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“Angie Forced Into Therapy!” How does Angelina have the time to nurse newborn twins, take care of the other kids and move to Berlin and talk to a therapist? The mag says: “Angie started seeing the doctor daily for short power sessions, and has continued to get help via phone and web cam.” Ah. The mag also says Brad “put her in therapy.” Angelina thinks she’s fat and barely touches her food. She’s reluctant to be seen in public because although she’s lost some baby weight she still hates her stomach. And she won’t have sex with Brad because she doesn’t want him to see her naked. Moving on: Someone yelled out “Prince” upon seeing Rihanna in London. Blind item: “What sexy actress has been anything but angelic on the set of her new TV show? Her costars are fuming after the dirty diva demanded more screen time and a bigger trailer.” Chris Klein is losing his hair. Jennifer Aniston is in Mexico to hatch a plot to revive her lovelife, and her plan involves Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo had an Emmy party at his house and Jen was there; she brought beer and did an impersonation of George Clooney. A source says, “It was obvious she was in full-on cougar mode!” Next: Britney and Kevin hooked up several times at the Mondrian Hotel. Taylor Momsen, Katrina Bowden and Lindsay Lohan are “wasting away” (Fig 4). Mad Men’s Jon Hamm had a troubled childhood; he was 2 years old when his parents got divorced. He lived with his mom, but she died when he was 10. Then he moved in with his dad and had problems with that. He says, “I spent most of my time sponging food from my friend’s families and sleeping in their basements.” He lives with his girlfriend, whom he’s been dating for 10 years, but says: “I don’t necessarily want kids. I don’t know if it’s for me. I think when people come from a stable family, having children becomes a celebration — and I’m not sure it would be that way for me.” Also: Mary-Kate and Ashley both have boyfriends and the dudes hate each other. Lastly: There’s a story called “Girls Gone Mild: Booze, Drugs, Sex Tapes — What Ever Happened To Those Good Ol’ Days? These Hollywood Starlets Have Replaced Debauchery & Mayhem With Daycare & Monogamy!” and it features Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson and more.
Grade: C+ (sitting in the corner with a dunce cap)

I’m at the BAR premiere in berlin… brad is here with friends (2 males, 3 females) all arrived together.. the place is crazy for him.

2 guys here in the crowd said that one of their friends works at the airport and that angelina left berlin today.

I’ll write more later…

which one we should believe was he there or not?

NEW CHANGELING CLIPS!!!!!

HERE: http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/10/66156/index.html

# 809 TRACe @ 10/01/2008 at 2:14 pm

Frankly…all these X threads Jared’s been putting up has me doubting his sanity.

is anyone home? did he attend or not? does anyone know?

NEW CHANGELING CLIPS!!!!!

HERE: http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/10/66156/index.html

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# 810 Yup @ 10/01/2008 at 2:32 pm

I bet Angelina is focused on Jennifer as much as you people are. The fans usually reflect who their idols are.

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ROTFLMBAO. As. Freaking. If. Please, trollette. Angie’s got 6 kids and Brad Pitt. X doesn’t even register with Angie.

# 820 Belle @ 10/01/2008 at 3:57 pm Brad Pitt is not on a red carpet at Premiere
Berlin (dpa) -. Pitt was in Berlin just for headlines ensured, as he along with his wife Angelina Jolie because of a neighborhood shooting at Wannsee was. It aims for director Quentin Tarantino in front of the camera.

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thank you. but what does this part mean? Angie and Brad were out and about together?