Jennifer Aniston is a Mexican Bikini Babe

IMO @ 09/28/2008 at 10:15 am

You must lead a fairly sheltered life if you have never read such awful things before. Have you never read the Female First site? On Angelina? Now those comments are truly cruel and mean–everything from the obvious (w+hore) to wishing the children would die. These negative comments pale in comparison to most on Jen-Friendly blogs.

The truth of hte matter is Angelina Jolie is a star on the big screen and Jen on the small screen. She should have stayed there. She doesn’t have the charisma, the indefinable something that makes a big screen actress. Just like Katie Holmes. The two of them were wonderful on television and mediocre to average on the big screen. Jolie and even Kidman (since I brought Holmes into this) shine on the big screen.
Jen should go back to the small screen in a vehicle designed to showcase her talents. Then she can go back to being a star.

tanning, tanning, tanning, and more tanning. where’s the pot?

Well, y’all, I hope when she hits her 50’s that she and her fans enjoy her leathery skin and massive amount of brown spots. No matter how much sunblock you use, when you do the super tan thing, you still get skin damage. I also find it a bit hypocritical that she stands up to end cancer, but then indulges in an activity known to increase skin cancer risk big time. As a role model for her fans, you would think she would take better care of the two or three that she has by not leading by example!

jen is in great shape because she has lot of free time. she doesn’t have a man to take up her time, no children taking up her time, she doesn’t travel to disease infested coutries to help the poor, or help out people who have been devasted by hurricane. she will only do charity if they put make up on her, have her wearing nice clothes, high heels to look nice like on oprah, and stand up for cancer.

wowwwwww she looks so hotttttttttt

No Jen fan has made any reference to my earlier comments as to Jen’s non movie career at this point.

How interesting!!

So even you Jen fans concede that she is only a TV actor.

Thanks for the verification of my observations and ruminations.

In addition, Jen fans, it might be helpful to her for you to not concentrate only on how she looks, remember all looks change in time, no matter how much surgery one employs. Sadly for most women, that is considered a career stopper, while for most men it is a career enhancer.

For Jen it is obvious she is no longer a “girl” just as it is for most women entering their 40’s. Some women get more beautiful as they age, they have the bone structures that are enhanced such as Sophia Loren for example. Others have more less attractive facial features become more prominent like Jen’s chin seems to be. Just stating the truth before you commence screaming at me. SJP is not a conventional beauty but she makes the most of her somewhat angular looks and it works for her.

Some of you will always see her as RGreen it seems as you mention it, this is one of the reasons she cannot be seen as anyone else in a role. As I said before, maybe 30 Rock will save her TV career, because TV is her medium, not film.

Notice I do not comment on her personal life as that is her business not mine. Some of you socalled fans waste time on that aspect only of her life while ignoring her career failures, and that is so sad.

Beautiful my a$$! She looks like a total hag. Look at her face..Yuck! Look at her sagging 40 year old tits. Where is her butt? I like a women with a little is the back to hold on to. I don’t think she is hot at all. Heidi Klum is HOT! and she has had Kids. Look at Halle Berry who just had a kid…she is definitely HOT….Jen-not so much.

If you guys are going to defend Aniston at least defend on her the defendable things.

The following are NOT defendable:

1.) going to Mexico for for 10 times since 2005. Those who come on here and post - Mexico again..same old..same old - are right. She has been going to Mexico way too many times such that it is farfetch or bashing to say - doe this woman ever go anywhere else? What ever happned to her 2006 goal of travelling around the world? i.e. go to Greece. People who are stating this are stating the truth. Nothing but the truth.

2.) every pap picture of her that we have seen where she is not working, as in promoting a movie or even doing charity…she is always baking on the beach in Mexico which has led some people to come on here and post - does this woman ever do anything than baking on the beach in Mexico. Again, people who are stating this are stating the truth. Nothing but the truth.

3.) these are set up pap pictures - Assuming that you guys(Aniston fans) are right in saying that she does other things….don’t you find it strange that there is never ever a picture of her when she is not working which is NOT SHOT ON A BEACH IN MEXICO. Hmmmm..things that make you go hmmmm. Exactly!. Why is it that non of her pap pictures in the last 3 years so to speak are of Jen coming out of a hospital, a library, a school, an architecture design show in LA or a skydiving class. Doesn’t she have other interests that she does in her off time and why aren’t they snapped by paps every now and then. Secondly, how convenient that these paps pics come out when THEY DO. Again, people who are stating this have seen a pattern here at work and find all too contrived and certainly NOT A COINCIDENT at all.

4.) For someone who never hangs around family like ever, don’t you find it hard defend her saying in the VF interview of 2005 - that it was Brad who never was not in kids. Yet, every pap picture of hers since she divorced him is without her family. Yet, the other day, she did an interview with the USA Today and mentioned cancer in her family. Yet, you never ever see her with her family on vacation nor does she mention them in her 1000 interviews since she went to HW. Again, people who are stating this are stating the truth - whither Jennifer Aniston’s family. Not even spending a vacation in Mexico with one sibling? Is she close to any one of them? And if she is not then it is no suprising that this woman has no kids as yet. Maybe there are some family issues at heart here that are preventing her from wanting to have kids. It is kind of strange that of all the 1000 pap pictures taken of her in the last 3 years, none are with family members. Very very strange which goes back to the point that some have made here - that perhaps, ALL THESE PAP pictures are SET UP BY HER PEOPLE and that they are ALL THE SAME because the message that her people want to show to the public is the same - hey you dude, yes you, look at this body, these tits and coochie. Do you want a hook up? yes yes…she is available. Come on. Give us your number so that we can hook you up. Time is tight because we have a premiere coming up or a certain person and we want to show that hot body Jen is loved too..

i think shes awesome because she just finished hosting “stand up for cancer” which i supported all the was because she is a generous person and i definitely believe something great will happen to her very soon.

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Hosting “stand up for cancer”? She was there for less than five minutes, tripping on more than half of what she read on the teleprompter. Sheesh, get your facts straight, will ya? And ya, she is a generous person, she gave three used handbags for auction at El Faro Mexican charity. Wow, three used handbags. Really generous, all right. What is actually generous is somebody giving their TIME and going to depressed areas. For a rich person, how difficult is it to just occasionally throw a check or in her case, handbag, at a charity?

Jen looks great,no matter what she wears. She is doing what she wants to do and she can do whatever she wants.

I’am looking forward to seeing her in 30 Rock.

JARED,Thanks for the new Jen Thread!

Rien,I left a comment to you last night,on Jen’s last thread.

How is this different from every other day in Jenny’s dull purpose-free life?

I think Jen as usual is enjoying her life… so be it.. Your a grown woman and you can or want as you please. If you an John back together i wish you happiness in everything you do.. I glad you never trapped anyone to have a baby to keep something going b/c it don’t work that way Take your time. Your time will come. God I’m older then you and your as old as you feel. I have a lot of fun in my life also, i can relate to any age in communication is all just fun.. Enjoy Jen!!!!

There are some really bitter and jealous people on this blog. You’re angry at how this woman has chosen to live her life, repeat, her life.

Once again, if her marriage broke up because she didn’t want kids so what. Then she didn’t want them; stood her ground and took the consequences and moved on.

I for one am very proud of anyone who doesn’t allow themselves to be bullied into doing something their heart is not into. What I don’t understand is why anyone is still angry that she didn’t want kids with Brad. Is it because you so desperately wanted them to have children together and you’re so dissapointed, that it’s turned to bitterness against the woman who in your opinion didn’t allow your dream to come true.

She lives the lifestyle that I want when I retire. Beach, beach, beach.
Hell I vacation at the beach. I go away for weekends to the beach. I love the sound, look and smell of the water. She’s no different that millions of people around the world. She is also not the only celeb. that vacations and she can afford it.

Stop being jealous and find somewhere you enjoy being and go as often as you can to replenish yourself after working hard.