Katie Holmes is ‘Eli Stone’ Steamy

Ummm who cares about her… She is so lamo!
Where’s Gwen Stefani Jared??????

her husband was on set…now there is a shocker!

Thank God…another Katie Holmes post.
I suggest renaming this site “Just Katie”

She actually looks awful.

How can someone so sickly skinny still manage to look that thick around the middle? And the 1950s housewife hairdo doesn’t add much appeal.

I’m actually a little embarrassed for her looking at these. Once again she seems way out of her league

oh whatever “ttagan”

She looks so much older than her years.

hotness

Thanks JJ Katie looks superb!!!

Something scary about those photos, she looks nuts and ugly.
Why does she keep making a fool of herself, I am embarrassed for her. She should stay home for a while, take a sabbatical, make a career change, oh please.

Its so Chicago and so the legs
in Hollywood…..

classic beauty

Reminds me how entertaining and hot she was hosting SNL years back with the O.G. cast and the Dave Matthews Band.

i love when trolls are bitten by the green eyed monster
and their desperations shows in their terrorism acts

Does she hit the gym much? It doesn’t really look like it! Nice pics though.

HER LEGS ARE NOT HUGE!!

Maybe the scene might be sexy, but it doesn’t show in these pictures.

As it is … too much hype about nothing.

It is fun when all the other songs are done as an cast…

And now that it is the Katie Holmes show instead of Eli Stone it would be fun to have just her promote this show.. Instead of asking the cast about Katie..

Eli Stone is done by the same company that does Brothers and Sisters. Johnny Lee Miller is the star plays a lawyer…

What does LMAO MEAN

Go Katie. I’ll be watching “Eli Stone” to see her and Jonny interact too. It’s a good show! :)

she’s huge !!! i really don’t like to see her she’s so burkk !!!
there are so many people more talented than her why why why …because she’s mrs crazy man ! so hard for my eyes !!!
please jared ever doing that again !!!

Jared, really, how much is Tom paying you to post daily threads about Katie? Or are you a closet Scientologist? Please, please, please lay off or if you need the money, open a paypal account, your fans will donate just not to see this woman one more time!

She looks beautiful! I love her hair. She looks very elegant.

With the way she looks in these photos and my very painful memories of her attempts at song and dance numbers on Dawson’s Creek, I predict one cringe-worthy performance coming up.

Forget the thighs–look at her huge man hands!!

Actually, the is about the most UNSEXY and UNSULTRY female I have ever seen.

This is a joke, right? Damn, she’s got monster thighs.

I agree with Dancer. If you’ll give us a mailing address, we’ll pay you NOT to post any more about this nasty woman.

Tom’s got his ads all over Jared’s site. I guess Jared must be a Scientologist or maybe Jared’s just like alot of people and has a price. Oh well, so much for objectivity and credibility.

Tom Cruise is the only celebrity in history that has paid for publicity for his untalented hodigger! Really sad that Katie doesn’t realize that all of us know that!!! She sure is dumb!

I must be the only poster who likes Katie…

it’s nice to see someone who’s not a stick thin model. I think she’s very pretty. This reminded me of the musical Chicago.

sucks

It’s all about the frame, the bone structure. Poor Katie is just one of those woman who will never be attractive in anything tight.

Her hips aren’t round and feminine. I saw this in those bathing suit shots in France with Suri, the stupid suit with the leather belt.

Katie has badly shaped legs (knees and hamstrings), hips, ankles, hands, and the thinner she gets the worse it looks. With her frame she needs the flesh to soften her frame and longer hair to appear feminine.

This woman has no idea how to dress to hide the negative.

Sloping shoulders, thick neck, long waisted can be disguised with the right clothes, but she hasn’t a clue.

Also, very unattractive feet and toes and always putting both on display.

With adequate weight she looks nice in dresses with longer fuller skirts and shoes that do NOT draw attention to her feet.

Longer hair reshapes her thick neck and hides her sloping shoulders.

I doubt she’ll ever figure these things on her own.

Hmm, if Nic looked like that in tights, there wouldn’t have been a Moulin Rouge, tsk tsk :)

Nic is a real actress, the toast of Broadway, hit musicals, dramatic period piece Oscar wins, comedy, horror, and romantic epics.

Kaite is to Nicole as Lucy Lawless is to Meryl Streep.

Wow…congratulations to someone who really knows their stuff.

You are obviously in tune with fashion. Maybe Tom should hire you to be her fashion consultant.

Everything you said is right on!

her body sucks!

huge frog legs. no defined waist–it looks lumpy like she’s smuggling a few grams here..a half a kilo there… no boobs except her husband.

Katie in Moulin Rouge? Only in her dreams. lol

Katie desperately wants to be Nicole Kidman. Well, I don’t fault her for that. If I were a DList wannabe actress, I’d probably worship her too.

Eli What? Never heard of it.

LOL! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! LMAO!

Those are the funniest pics I’ve seen in a long time!! If that’s Katie trying to be sexy, she’s pretty pathetic. Considering she can’t sing to save her pathetic little life (have you ever seen her sing on Dawson’s Creek - horrible!) and needed months of dance classes to do a short routine on a show that came close to being cancelled, I’d say Katie is pretty close to being a Hollywood joke.

Maybe she can get a supporting role on a TV show or maybe she should just stay home and be the beard she was hired to be.

Thanks for the laugh JJ. I think you should change the name of the site to “Just Katie” as well. It’s obvious you’re being paid to promote her since no one else on the web bothers to show her pictures.

Look at the complimentary posts above. They follow one another within a time span of one minute! They’re obviously from the same person changing their name and using different e-mail addresses. Looks like Katie has about 3 fans in the world!! LOL!

I can’t figure out who’s more pathetic. Katie or her fans. LMAO!!

She is copying…

i think Katie and tom and there children are wonderful caring family!!
Katie as what i have read you’ve done a wonderful job. congrats

1. “I’d say Katie is pretty close to being a Hollywood joke.’

She IS a Hollywood joke. She is the favorite joke among the real actors in Hollywood. Joan Rivers said the best “actress” in Hollywood is Katie Holmes for being Tom Cruise’s beard”. The true, talented, bluebloods of Hollywood wouldn’t waste a second of their time on Katie Holmes. She’s a nobody to them.

Nobody respects her because they know that the only reason she got the roles “After Tom” was because Tom bought them for her.

2. “It’s obvious you’re being paid to promote her since no one else on the web bothers to show her pictures.”

Yes, it is obvious that Jared is paid to post her photos here because no one else on the web wants them. She’s like the cheerleader who is fat and uncoordinated and got on the team cause her daddy threatened someone to get her on. Very obvious!

Tom needs to learn that he’s only doing her more harm when he pays Jared and others to give her roles. More importantly, katie needs to realize this. The girl has no self-respect

chill out you guys, it’s fake.

they obviously padded her body to look funny. i’m sure she has a great bod in real life.

Jared is getting something from Tommy clut. Watch every post of Katie robo and the werido himself, it is always comes after … haha You will see her next important post it will just after…

She looks like a transvestite. Is that the look she was going for?

She’s the new Zeta Jones.

Tom will definitely DIE when he sees these photos posted on the Net. I think Jared may have made a mistake when he posted these.

Ooops! These are definitely not something that need anywhere but in the garbage.

“The Mummy @ 09/28/2008 at 1:40 pm” i’m sure u r same person as GOOD VICTORIA n all d other KH fans changing names constantly to make it look like HOLMESBOT has a fan base

Are you all nuts?

I’m not a big fan in general, but she looks great here. So what, her legs are more muscular than usual for women in Hollywood, but she looks to be in great shape. Her arms are slender and she looks lean and fit, and her face is beautiful. I think she’s stunning and that her looks are different in a good way.

Katie pretty? Yeah, pretty embarrassing! YIKES..

I agree. It’s a man baby…she needs to shed those tights to see if there is a meat and 2 veggies..

she is a JOKE. Posh and Becks were just in NY Friday and they didn’t waste their time going to see the bimbo in her purchased role. Neither have Skeletor or JLo and she just threw him a gigantic bday party in NY (where they live most of the time).

All her so called “friends” nor her family (the one that she forgot about in Ohio) has been to see her in the play. They all know Tom bought her the role so who cares about going to see someone who bought their way in.

What a blow Katie Holmes is to Broadway. It will never be the same. Might as well let all the other C list “actors” on Broadway now. Tsk tsk…

a talented and beautiful girl

Katie looks very nice.

Jared can confirm that it is mainly two people who are writing all the nasty things. Most likely from so called anonymous. They know Katie looks great and they are panicking. Katie’s play is a huge hit and so is her Eli appearance. Haters are running scared. Run and STFU. Katie is looking hot and you all know it.

pam @ 09/28/2008 at 2:29 pm trolls: such evil words and evil thoughts
dont you fear God’s wrath?
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Tom Cruise believes only in the word of L. Ron Hubbard, who teaches us that Jesus Christ was actually a pedophile.

I’m curious–Do you think he should fear God’s wrath too?

whats the deal with just jared..all the hyped up publicity for this stupid like one bad thespian will say how bad another is..bad posture does not lend itself to good dancing since dancing is about posturing adn who heck watches that show..ahahahha

I mark my calendar for Oct.14,08

McCain/Palin

How does she not have self-respect, #83?

Stop accusing fans or others too smart to bash innocent people who haven’t harmed us as a crazy fan, #88.

Cruise didn’t have to buy her the role, #94. I’m betting more and more celebrities over the next few weeks will be catching her play.

Articulate but still very pointless, #97.

Oh, please, #98. You’d like to think it’s only 2 people who are being a big meanie to your girl, but the reality is more the reverse. Look at The Mummy and his many personas. If anything it’s the relentless identical “OMG, Katie is beautiful!” posts that all originate from a few sad sacks.

#88…..I’ve thought the exact, same thing.

“Articulate but still very pointless”

There is absolutely nothing here more pointless than what you post, Mummy/Creature/Clinton/McLovin.

Agree with you totally. #97.

I have to say I’m really impressed with Katie Holmes. She’s taking on a bunch of roles to challenge herself and keep things interesting, That’s really very cool. Love Eli Stone - can’t wait to see this ep.

pam @ 09/28/2008 at 2:29 pm

It is a sin to lie. Breaks one of the ten commandments if we all say she’s beautiful, thin, great actress etc. God wouldn’t like it.

Well, at least they put this loser on a losing show. A Dlist wannabe actress on a Saturday evening series. That’s “scraping the bottle of the barrel” isn’t it? LMAO

After seeing these hilarious photos, I’m 100% convinced that Katie will agree to any part. She is one desperate wannabe actress. Maybe she should play a tranvestite in an “adult” movie. She might fit in that type of role. Bad actress, manly physique, no talent…..

It’s a shame we get to this because I really don’t dislike Katie Holmes. I dislike the hype that says because she married Tom Cruise, a has been movie idol, that she’s some sort of super woman. I love watching the comments here…. Mummy, you need to get a grip. You know no more than anyone else and yet you come on as you have some sort of gospe.. Not yelling below, just commenting on your exhaustive no stop line by line comments, because I’m taking a break and have a few moments to comment. Here goes:

A lot of people given that her threads are so popular, #2.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY HER THREADS ARE SO POPULAR. A LOT OF PEOPLE READ WEBSITES ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS BUT DOESN’T MEAN THEY LIKE THEM.

Ends on 1/11, #5. They still are and will be together.
YOU DON’T KNOW THAT ANYMORE THAN WE KNOW THAT THEY AREN’T TOGETHER.

I means, ‘Laugh My Ass Off,’ #37.

You’re a shallow idiot, #43.
TALK ABOUT SHALLOW! TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SUPPOSITIONS INTO FACT IS PRETTY IDIOTIC AND SHALLOW, WELL, LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ACTORS, AS YOU APPEAR TO BE DOING BY TAKING THIS ALL SO SERIOUSLY, IS AS SHALLOW AS IT COMES.

Or maybe she just doesn’t care, #56? Who’s obsessive enough to notice these things?
WHO’S OBSESSIVE ENOUGH TO RESPOND LINE BY LINE, THREAD BY THREAD, POST BY POST, CONTINUOUSLY? HYPOCRIT MUCH?!

That’s one of the dumbest and most informed statements I’ve heard, #57. You don’t know if this is a bimbo role, taking off your clothes isn’t a sign of bad acting and a lack of self-respect and she barely does nudity.
UMMMM, THAT’S A 50 50 THERE. COULD BE, MAYBE NOT. TIME WILL TELL.

Kidman only has one Oscar, #58.
ONLY ONE?! HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?

Your body probably ’sucks’ too, #62. Why are we so mean to each other?
GOOD QUESTION. EVER WONDER WHY YOU STOOP SO LOW?

She doesn’t want to be anyone but Katie Holmes, #64.
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THIS AS A FACT?

She’s not a Hollywood joke, #76.
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW WHETHER SHE’S A JOKE AMONGST THE HOLLYWOOD CROWD? YOU RESIDE IN THEIR HEADS AS WELL AS HOLMES AND CRUISE?

Cruise doesn’t have to buy her anything.
YOU KNOW THIS AS A FACT HOW?

If they used Katie’s real voice, it’ll be a huge embarrassment for her. She can’t sing for beans (I’ve heard her sing). The fact is that the majority of people on this site and elsewhere don’t like her. Why? Because all she seems to care about is shopping, her precious Suri that no one can carry - not even Tom, and more shopping. She married Tom for his fame and fortune. And that’s why no one respects her. SHALLOW person.

I don’t have multiple accounts here, #107. I’m only one guy.

I make it no secret that I change my name, #112. Why not just call me the one I’m currently using?

It’s not a Saturday evening series, #120.

I’m not responding to every single post, #121. But I do want to correct misconceptions. I don’t care if you dislike TomKat.

I never said anything about Holmes being wonderful and perfect or anything of the sort.

Cruise isn’t a has-been idol, #122. I never said she was a superwoman.

Just explaining to the guy why the site master makes so many TomKat threads.

They’re not breaking up.

That guy didn’t know that it was a bimbo role and it’s a fact that nudity in film isn’t a sign of bad acting and lack of self-respect.

I was just correcting the man on Kidman’s lack of multiple Oscars. It was a knock against her achievements.

How do you know that Holmes desperately wants to copy Kidman?

She’s not a Hollywood joke. She’s still getting roles and everyone always praises her.

Yes. I do know that Cruise doesn’t have to buy her anything as a fact. She’s popular enough as it is.

She still is, #123.

She married him because…she loves him, #!24. The same reason why most people marry.

She likes to shop. Big deal.

Actually, the silly complaint is is that whether it’s Holmes or Cruise, Suri Cruise is carried around alot.

I only ever post facts and valid arguments, #125.

what a doll

She leaves me breathless

…you’re either in or you’re out.

Auf Wiedersehen Katie!

Does her agent hate her or something? Why in the world is Katie Holmes singing and dancing when she can’t do either? She was godawful with her “singing” attempts on Dawson’s Creek. I’m suffering second hand embarrassment looking at these photos.

Katie is not sexy at all. Cute when she was on Dawsons but not sexy.

TO ” BIM “, NUMBER # 88…..I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I’m NOT ” the mummy”………I’m my own person, and only vent when people ” hate ” on a child………..Tiny Tom Tot, is NOT one of my favorites, and after reading posts about other people who have met Katie ( says she is arrogant and NOT nice ), I’m gradually coming around to everyone’s thinking…..DALE, MY FEELINGS ARE HURT BUDDY !!!!….I have never been ” the mummy”, or ” lagoon creature”…………JUST ME !!!……I have a hard time being very nasty to anyone…..It ALWAYS comes around and bites me in the patooty..ALWAYS !!!……….I just read that Katie’s singing was terrible on Dawson’s Creek, and if I can remember, it WAS……..Eli Stone people said she was awesome and ” the best they ever heard”…..I seriously doubt that….” THEY EVER HEARD????”. I believe Tiny Tom Tot, has bought off someone else…The entire cast of Eli Stone………katie has chosen this life for herself, and apparantly she loves it…Money talks!….But not with her fashion styles as of late…The pictures above look forced and uncomfortable for her..Is she trying to make up for not being in the ” Dark Knight”?

Why has what #127 said been repeated three time already?

I’m no one on IMDb, #133. When will anyone get that?

I think she may just do an okay job on Eli Stone. She did pretty good on Dawson’s Creek, didn’t call for Oscar winning performance. Without all the hype, she’d be just who she is, an okay little bit actress, but trend setter, fashion icon, movie star in her own right, never.

she’s got the whole package….Lucky Tom.

MUMMY WAS YORICK BROWN AT IMDB. HE POSTED ON THE HOLMES FORUM UNTIL HE WAS CHASED AWAY BY PEOPLE WHO HAD ENOUGH OF HIS INSULTS. HE’S LYING WHEN HE SAYS HE’S NOT. HE EVEN ADMITTED IT TO SOMEONE AT IMDB.

BELOW ARE QUOTES FROM MUMMY/YORICK BROWN ON IMDB. IT’S THE SAME GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I copied them because of sick of this a$$hole jumping all over people here and lying that he’s not YoBro. He’s a major creep and sick little boy. He told someone he thought was a “friend” that God tells him to defend Tomkat and he believes they speak to him directly in his dreams. We’re talkin major psych case here people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[b]Did I or did I not tell you to stop with the damn attitude already?
Just stop with the unwarranted attitude.[/b]

I can freely admit some crotocs are semi-insane

I’ll be waiting when you’ve matured.

Don’t condescend me

I’m sorry you feel that way but I’m not even a parent and I know that this is very wrong thinking.

[b]Cut it out.
you critics blindly bash them and I find THAT sickening [/b]

‘Cause you’re a idiot.

Whatever. It made no sense.

He IS practicing his beliefs in private! All that you brought up was over TWO years ago!

What on Earth triggered this rambling post?

What the hell are you talking about? I’ve addressed every weak point you made

I can barely understand athing he/she says.
I’ve landed on Bizarro World. (to someone who had difficulty with English)

This conversation is really beginning to disgust me.
I’ve had enough of this. Shame on you. All of you.
You disgust me. All of you.

Quit nit-picking.

I can’t force anyone not to nit-pick but I can certianly point it out and show how it’s such a lousy argument.

All your aguments are based on personal anti-TomKat prejudice

[b]I’m not like you guys and only see what I choose to see. I see what I actually see[/b]

I have no idea what’s come over you but I’m not going to deal with whatever attitide problem you have now.

I’ve explained a million times that the burdern of proof was on the CRITIC! On YOU

[b]I have no idea what’s going on but I freely claim things as facts as long
as they’re based on things [/b]

Correction: I don’t call people who disagree with me idiots and insane. I only call actual idiots and insane people that.

[b] It’s not about you guys agreeing with me or not. It’s about accepting the facts.[/b]

[b] I accept things I believe and wait for evdence of the contrary to prove me wrong.[b/]

I’ve told you to leave me alone once because you’re so annoying
Don’t you remember me snapping at you to get your own life and stop following mine?

You haven’t been right once.

[b]everything looks great with the Cruises so everything IS great. [/b]

Their Holmes’ kids too and she didn’t say anything wrong at all.
Holmes brought up the kids.

[b]No. I see things as they are[/b]

divorced moms are the shallowest and pettiest people ever.
It’s not ignorance. its honesty.

.You’re an idiot. What a moron.

I’m frustrated. You’re saying stupid things
How about I stay and you get off the board and get some writing lessons
Was a conversation with an ignorant and illiterate buffoon EVER mature?

[b]You can’t believe or disbelieve things at your own approval.[/b]

[b]It’s disgusting how you critics now refute that Holmes only has one kid[/b]

‘Cause you’re paranoid idiots

I accept that Scientology is a controversial religion but I haven’t seen Holmes or Cruise or any other celeb Scientologist hurting anybody.
she did nothing wrong by the way. You’re just nuts.

You’re all a bunch of gullible fools.
STOP. INSULTING. ME.

[b]Cruise may support these things commited by fanatics but it’s too remote for him or any other Scientologists[/b]

This place isn’t your dartboard for hurling insults at TomKat.

You all need to stop blasting Cruise’s height and indirectly offending other short people.

Quit spinning things already.

No. I don’t have kids nor want them but this anti-Holmes crusade for saying that is still nuts.

Yes, I agree, her hair looks like crap/manure! She makes me want to vomit too! Furthermorel, please leave New York and just stick to being the mother of L. Ron Hubburd’s child.

She looks beautiful ! Nice body and very pretty face !

Sorry to say this katie is not Beautiful or Sexy at all . Why I started to fell that she wanted desperately to copy Kidman . First the play Second Musical any way good luck for her

She has one of these bodies that look better covered.

She’s sort of thin but lumpy. Very strange.

HEY DALE…Its ok, my feelings were hurt just a little….I’m over it!!!…..BUT, I do NOT use multiple names ” BIM “…Just ONE !!..and that is my OWN name…I’M still NOT a MEAN person to people…BUT, I find it hard to believe those ” copied and pasted MUMMY LAGOON CREATURE past posts…………I read all of them, and I have to say, I have NEVER read some of those ” mummy remarks “, on these sites……MUMMY does post like that, but NOT to that degree and NOT quite that long…Or THAT hateful………So, I’m sticking to my own theory, and gut instinct that it is an imposter or made-up……I have NEVER had a problem with ” WOLF LAGOON MUMMY CREATURE”, AND HE RESPECTS, my comments and opinions even when they are not the same as his for the day……….AND, I don’t bash his…..As he said once, ” there does not have to be so much hate here”……….we are commenting on people we have not met or seen..( at least me )…OR do NOT live with,…… so bascially it is hard to REALLY give a true opinion or comment on TomKAT…….I don’t care for Tiny Tot Tom, and MUMMY WOLF CREATURE FROM THE LAGOON, accepts that with no problem…I do LOVE that precious Suri though…So cute!!!!….SO, let’s try to all get along and just have some fun here without bashing each other… ( i feel the hate comments a’coming DALE , LOL )

GoodVic…such a darling you are.
The wolf-faced guy is negative towards everyone else on here, even when we aren’t addressing him. It was SO bad, he had to be checked. He doesn’t play well with others and needs a time-out.
Hope you had a great weekend, Vic. Chat with you on another board!
Rescue will be back to work late tonight…I’ll tell him to give you a shout.

My god, what an ugly body! Stocky, thick-boned, huge, fat waist, masculine, and on top of that a ridiculous hair-cut. I was actually laughing out loud when I saw this set of photos.

#88
Some if not many of the posts here are probablt this one crazy person with 30 sock accounts on IMDB, not MuMmy/YoBro though. These 30 sock puppets say things like, ” Katie is classy as , God bless this normal family or something like trolls: such evil words and evil thoughts
dont you fear God’s wrath?”

wow she’s a mom and she’s doing/wearing that?

so what if Tom was on the set.He is proud of his wife!!!!Most husbands would be there too! And most ppl do change alot when they get married….its called life. Katie is both classy and beautiful!

I wouldn’t call her virginity stunt or the need to parade around in front of cameras with her monkey errr husband Tom “classy”. She isn’t pretty anymore. She is too skinny and looks masculine now. I blame Tom for that. He is like The Plague.

And Secondly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcvGjERgxKc

What you guys are calling her stomach is a piece of her costume..