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Jennifer Aniston is Cabo Cute

Jennifer Aniston is Cabo Cute

Bikini-clad Jennifer Aniston soaks in the sun as she enjoys some seafood by the shore on a beach in Los Cabos, Mexico on Sunday.

The 39-year-old actress has spent the past week in Mexico… far, far away from her tangled love life. Looking good, Jen!

The former Friends star will next be featured in the film Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, based on a real-life story about a dog.

10+ pictures inside of bikini babe Jennifer Aniston

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157 Comments

# 1

Maniston still looks old, haggard, and will die lonely and childless.

# 2

She seems to enjoy the good life.

# 3

Cover up already!

# 4

lucky her she has no cares in the world, while the rest of us are crapping bricks over the bailout crisis :-/

# 5

what a useless twat. all she does is smoke and sunbath. go get involved in some charity already. she’s so self absorbed. I bet that all of her up coming movies will bomb as usual.

# 6

Orange is not attractive JJ!

Sad.

# 8

Another Photo-op of Jen-Ho flashing het boobbbs & coochie!

# 9

What is with you all? I love Jen. She seems happy, and she looks great! I love her!

Janie. i love jen too <3

So self-absorbed and shallow, no wonder no man can stick with her for so long. Can she do something other than parading that aging half naked body all the time ? there’s lot of thing a middle age actress can do to draw attention other than constanly parading those coochie, ***, butt. , disgusting !

I know her fans would said she has a bod at 40, & we are jealous…. blah, blah…. At 40, I would rather be like Julia Robert , settle down with kids and career .

40 with hot bod ? so was Pam Anderson, Heather Locklear, Demi Moore.

just saying @ 09/29/2008 at 8:18 pm

I just want her money.
I wonder how much $ she lost on her retirement accts today!

May be she just really loves the sea and sun!!!!!!

jen…it’s time for a settle down ….you nearly 40 years old……what else do you want…..money, fame, married already with one of famous star…..you body could look amazing but you not happy jen!

get a life @ 09/29/2008 at 8:29 pm

Oh, and your idols Brangelina are living it up in Europe with all their millions. Guess they were the lucky ones to leave the US before the bottom falls out. Come on hypocrits. Look at your idols. They are living much bigger than most of Hollywood. I don’t hear any of you trashing their over-indulgant life-styles. So give it a break.

I’d be her for a day.

@12….you know the old saying those with the most to lose fall the hardest. We might just see more and more celebs buying up houses in the same neighborhoods we all live in and getting jobs at the mall.

She looks pretty happy to me. Why the intense desire to see her unhappy. What has she done to you?

everyone loved her when she was on friends. Now everyone seems so mean about her.

While I think is great she seems happy… I wish we could see her doing something different. The beach girl look definetly is getting tired…

she looks great and relaxed i wish her the best she seems like a nice lady she deserves it .Idiots she does it all work,does charity has friends and dates she seems to have a full life not like you who are here all day commenting on her get a life

she did 4 movies this year and will be on 30 rock she just finished filming her cameo and went to toronto to promote her new movie why you idiots say that all she does is vacation when she WORKED all year

Hello jello @ 09/29/2008 at 8:45 pm

oh u haters will never stop!!! u know she has already tried the married life…maybe it just wasn’t for her? what is it to u people??? she seems happy with her life…just because shes not married with kids doesn’t mean her life is lonely and sad!!! some of u people need to open up ur minds and realize that everyone is different…maybe this life works for her!!! stop with the hating people…she is not the only woman in this world who is 39 and single!!! its not like she is out there killing people…she is just at the beach…having a good time…so relax with the cold…heartless comments!!!

She looks awesome!

SadOLDmaniston @ 09/29/2008 at 8:55 pm

OMG, pic 1 actually made me throw up a little. She be lookin’ naaaaastaaay. .Like David Spades older brother. I guess she saw that other beach pic from yesterday (close up of her homely manly face) and decided to whip out the hair curtain. LOL ….and close your legs b*tch I can smell ya middle aged twaht from from here. Ugh.

not right @ 09/29/2008 at 8:56 pm

More bikini pixs, laying out, tanning, not having to work, not worry about daycare, not a care in the world, Mexican vacation every dam* few days, while I see my 401 (k) disappear!

Yes I am grumpy to see this mediocre TV hasbeen.

wow she looks great

Big. Fat. Yawn.
She’s a nothing TV actress. Can she just go away please.

full of plastic

soooooooo fake

guessing Changeling premiere next week lol so we will see her everyday with her bikini collection showing her fake boobs until she find another boytoy to the awards season

poor jen

To get a life @ 09/29/2008 at 9:08 pm

Brad is working in Berlin and his family is with him. Making a film for a US studio so of course the stock market melt down has affected Brad and Angelina’s finances. The studio is paying their living costs in Berlin, the home is rented for 90 days or so, just like when Tom Cruise lived in the house when he was making a film in Berlin. They need the security, I saw pixs of paps running to the trash truck at the house taking pixs of their garbage, how disgusting. Hope the twins dirty diapers gave them a good blast of gaseous odor that made them sick!! LOL.

What is wrong with a family being together? Better yet, why even bring them into this thread ? Obsessed a bit are we?

As to the subject of this thread, same ole same ole same ole bikini pixs in Los Cabos like it seems a million times before. No comment need be made.

just askin @ 09/29/2008 at 9:09 pm

Is she pregnant? check pic#1. Just askin..

what up wit hur gut.

lipo sucked!!!!!!!

A man in a suit -this dude shuld quit!!

Saggy stomach- man face

get a life @ 09/29/2008 at 9:14 pm

Oh shoot Jen Aniston. She is on vacation in Mexico. Damn her. No-one else in this entire country is on vacation with this disaster of an economy. Wait, what’s that, Brangelina was seen in Germany in a multi-million dollar rented home complete with helicopter landing pad. Oh, the millions that have taken from this country to spend overseas; but that’s okay, because we love them. So we have the right to condemn Jen Aniston from enjoying her life.

For anyone one who is unfamiliar with sarcasm — this was it.

Get a life you bunch of crackpots.

to get a life

just an advice

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get a life ……………..what a shallow just like your fugly idol

Princess79 @ 09/29/2008 at 9:27 pm

HOT HOT HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Wakeupeople @ 09/29/2008 at 9:36 pm

This woman does nothing but sunbathe, what a life! What is sad is that she has stupid fans that will die for her and they probably have t o work their asses off! How sad.

As I said from the previous thread, NOTHING is news-worthy about her. News is something new and fresh. THIS is definitely OOOLD and BOOORING.

The woman is worth well over 100 Million dollars. She did 4 films in the past year. Did a guest spot on 30 Rock. She deserves her trips to Cabo. If I had her money and work behind me, I’d be doing the same thing! And she looks effing fantastic. And you know you would be doing the same thing if you had her fame and fortune.

no wonder, Brad left her
she has nothing interesting
tan,tan,tan, smoke,smoke,smoke,tan,tan,tan
sun,bikini,sun,bikini,sun,bikini
los cabos,los cabos,los cabos

meangirls @ 09/29/2008 at 9:46 pm

pic 1 so disgusting .. .. i want to throw up..

God help me… Why am I even writing about her… Sorry

See yah.

I’m always glad to see when your smiling. Have a great time there have fun Jen you have a nice life and good friends..

DAMN she has a nice body!!

she is looking hot and happy that is a good thing in my book and she is not to blame for the economy disaster you can all blame your self for woting for a idiot to be president it had to go wrong whit him

What happen to her lips ??? Gosh , same as another has been american sh.t heart , joker lips. !! it make her more manly looking .

She used to be average , so-so looking , now she is a full blown fugly hag.

# 37 Tommy @ 09/29/2008 at 9:41 pm The woman is worth well over 100 Million dollars. She did 4 films in the past year. Did a guest spot on 30 Rock. She deserves her trips to Cabo. If I had her money and work behind me, I’d be doing the same thing! And she looks effing fantastic. .

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are you serious ????
& what 4 films hhhhhhhhhh

just saying @ 09/29/2008 at 10:10 pm

Brad left her because she sunbathes too much.

just kidding @ 09/29/2008 at 10:11 pm

She is to blame for the failing economy.

SHE’S GORGEOUS, there’s no denying that, no matter what all you evil, psychotic, delusional, jealous haters say. JENNIFER ANISTON IS BEAUTIFUL!

How predictable! Right after it was reported that she drunk dialed John Mayer and right before The Changeling is promoted the samed tired pictures of JA shows up.

I feel bad for Jen. She hasn’t changed at all in ten years! The only good thing she had going for her was Brad Pitt and she messed that up!

#42—09/29/2008 at 9:49 pm

Please use a capital J as I have had this name for over three years. Thanks!

Oh, and she’s looking old. :(

another day loonies getting frastrated about a woman who wear bickny. I am sure she wear them to irrtated the sh$$ out of th loonies.

looking lovely as usall.

JENNIFER ANISTON ALWAYS LOOKS GREAT!

Silly statements from some of you a usual. Jen looks great is done working right now , having fun enjoying life. AS far as having a baby thats her choice to die lonely as 1 of you have put it. I know people that don’t have children and having blast i there life. When Jen is ready or not to have a family so be it if not so be it!! move on already it sounds sometimes like your upset shes doing something evil. Jen doesn’t have an bone in her body, Just a great one. You think!!!
And My girl should be home soon Oct 29th from being deployed fighting for our country.. Support our Troops!!!

SHE’S GORGEOUS, there’s no denying that, no matter what all you evil, psychotic, delusional, jealous haters say. JENNIFER ANISTON IS BEAUTIFUL!

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I’m sure that you are joking or your look is worst than her

# 52 Al @ 09/29/2008 at 10:20 pm
Dam I’m older never felt better or looked better. I don’t believe 40 is old nor any age your as old as you feel and thank god I’m the happiest person in the world.

I’m sorry, but pic #1 is just gross. She’s straddling that chair in the most unflattering position with rolls of flab hanging across her belly. Plus, she’s surrounded by her dozen bottles of Smartwater. She is beyond high-maintenance.

I think this will be a make-it or break-it year for her career-wise. If Marley and Me does well at the BO then she’ll have another shot at movie-stardom. If that movie bombs, then I think she will reconsider going back to TV. That’s why she did that 30 Rock guest spot to re-open the door to TV land. Even if she does get back to TV and gets her own show, she’ll need a great supporting cast and writers, because even on TV, I don’t think she will succeed based only on her talents. Friends was really an ensemble cast effort and Rachel Green was definitely not the star.

mariam

when jealous and ugly people tell them the truth , it hurt. that is true you guys are ugly inside and out side. I am 100% sure , you guys are ugly, greesy, stinky and scary and jealouse people.

You would all love to have her life. Stop being such pathetic losers, sphewing all your hate.

mariam
I’m sure that you are joking or your look is worst than her
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? GO EDUCATE YOURSELF, you make no sense.

I LOve Jennifer Aniston, she’s my idol, I don’t care what you jealous ninnies say.

what is with this chick? i don’t care if she’s enjoying herself, stop calling the paps, put some clothes on already, maybe that’s all you have so you have to keep reminding people , but a 40 yr, old crotch is not my ideal of sexy, sorry, it’s disgusting, my besy friend mom is nearly her age, i don’t care what kind of body she has. only a hard up old geazer want that used hanky.

# 63 ??????? @ 09/29/2008 at 10:49 pm
On the beach put clothes on r u kidding me. you just a baby yourself can’t respond to you!!! but you’ll be just fine k

jennifer very cute, she my idol, i lover her

jennifer very cute, she my idol, i lover her

mariam @ 09/29/2008 at 10:42 pm I LOve Jennifer Aniston, she’s my idol, I don’t care what you jealous ninnies say.

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sick minds , fake people just like your fugly idol

stop using my name loser

Andrea

May be you should work hard like her to make it..And let me give you suggestion do not borrow more than what you can afford. It is not her fault a buntch of looser spent more than they can afford and then later on cry about it.

icky icky icky

we know already @ 09/29/2008 at 11:05 pm

OK, you have a body, now will you stop? it has not helped you hold on to a man, or get great movie roles, but is has gotten you banged and dumped on the side of the road. maybe that’s all you are good for, a good banging and dumping, as long as you put a bag over your head. i don’t get it, why are we even looking at this waste of space, selfish, good for nothing person.?

# 61 a @ 09/29/2008 at 10:35 pm mariam

? GO EDUCATE YOURSELF, you make no sense.

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i’m already educated …… for you information i speak 3 languages…..

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for the sick one who’s using my name …. mariam finds rachel green sooooooo fake & a manly looking

Her movie career has truly tanked this year. Four films and two have no distributor, one has been pushed back not once, but twice and her last only hope of a hit is a movie in which a DOG is the star!!

If the movie is a hit it won’t be because of her and Owen Wilson, it will be because of the cute white Labrador puppy that is the STAR of the show. It won’t be a hit though maybe in the top 10 because there are too many heavy hitters coming out on Dec. 25th and it will get washed out, not completely but not a good showing.

my eyes hurt @ 09/29/2008 at 11:13 pm

poor thing she has the life of riley and still looks shallow desperate and so lonely sooooooooooo lonely but thus i do not feel sorry for her this is her own doing she had a good husband who stayed four years too long………………… w hat a poor little fool

mariam @ 09/29/2008 at 11:07 pm
i’m already educated …… for you information i speak 3 languages…..
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Let me guess… pig latin, gibberish, and trash. Right?

Damn she looks hot!!

mariam (the poster who loves Jeniffer Anustoin)

are you…. bet?

your writing gives you away.

Who are the butchy looking girls that are always seen with her?

Why are they in long shirts and pants and not more dressed down?

Seems like the old stuck up high school girl trick of keeping less attractive friends so you will look more attractive, unless they are her body guards?

# 74 Jill @ 09/29/2008 at 11:13 pm mariam @ 09/29/2008 at 11:07 pm
i’m already educated …… for you information i speak 3 languages…..
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Let me guess… pig latin, gibberish, and trash. Right?

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maybe you but in our country we speak 3 languages 3arabi français english …..

andamentothat @ 09/29/2008 at 11:32 pm

Pic 12 shows her near all kinds of water but not smart water.. Traitor!

those other girls in shorts are her twin stylists I think…

hates children but @ 09/29/2008 at 11:32 pm

yet she is all excited about a dog…

andamentothat @ 09/29/2008 at 11:33 pm

even that little girl is dressed more appropriately than Aniston.. get a clue dear.

I hope they are not her stylist because they look like crap!

If they are then it will explain her consistent boring, nothing exciting style.

gaye

If you loonies are desprate about me , you can email JJ ask him . I do not change my name. And aslo, as long as JJ not prevent me to use bet, why would i change it?. Does my point will be different if i use different name? That why i call loonies the dumpest people

Ace Tomato @ 09/29/2008 at 11:48 pm

If I had her money I would spend an awful lot of time having a cocktail on a beach, too.

That being said - Miriam (?) - another poster pointed out that Aniston’s bikini picture and relationships all seem to hit the news exactly when Brad & Angelina have something going public (a new child, movie premiere, etc.)

If someone was REALLY BORED, it would be interesting to track the press and see if that is really something that correlates or if it seems that way because it happened once or twice.

Seriously, time out the press on JA relationships, bikini beach pap shots and compare to the timing of Jolie Pitt things. If I was mathematical and stuff, I’d make a graph for it. But that’s a bit beyond my talents lol. I’m just curious if it is a real thing or truly coincidence

reality is this @ 09/29/2008 at 11:53 pm

bet

You are just a joke. Even the other Jen hens run from you and your illiterate self. They don’t want to be associated in any way with you.

However they should realize that you are always good for a laugh.

Keep up your semi-SBCohen alter ego act.

Why do fans of Brad and Angelina come on here to bash here?? If you guys don’t like her then look away, ya know. It seems like a waste of time and energy just being negative. Jen has nothing to do with them and I doubt she concerns herself with them so why do fans of theirs concern themselves so much with Jen? It’s stupid.

tired of anti Jen nonsense @ 09/30/2008 at 12:06 am

These Just Jared talkbackers are so pathetic on this thread, teaming together, tapping out your nasty little comments anytime she sits on a beach. REALLY. WHY ? Get out of her life ! She doesn’t need you. Neither does the world. GO AWAY. You all need to get live and enjoy yourselves a little……what is wrong with you people? Projecting your silly derision on people you don’t know who are simply relaxing and having a nice time. Geez…..

Since I notice that 99% of the comments have to do with her looks and not her almost nonexistant and lackluster career, I’ll chime in.

Her stomach area is showing her age, pixs 1,2,4,7,9, show that it needs some work or less exposure to the sun. It is kind of rippled like old leather.

Her twin stylists who accompany her on all her vacations now cover themselves. They know the cumulative effect of too much sun is not good.

No comment on the bikini, that is her standard dress for much of the time it appears.

No actor, unless one is a Pam Anderson type actor, disregards common sense and goes in for maximum tanning these days. Skin cancer is no joke. She needs to wear a hat sometimes, seriously, and keep some type of coverup on much of the time.

I am beginning to think that she is indeed desperate. These beach bikini poses are now standard operating procedure for her.

I know it’s hard for you young uns to fathom, but this woman is going to crash HARD. She’s doing exactly like Farrah Fawcett, way way too much suntanning….and cancer is headed her way.

Look at her feet, look at the veins how harsh they are. And this is in blurry telephoto shots. In person she would be like rawhide. And NO plastic surgery is going to be able to repair extreme sun damage.

Cera @ 09/30/2008 at 12:22 am
I know it’s hard for you young uns to fathom, but this woman is going to crash HARD. She’s doing exactly like Farrah Fawcett, way way too much suntanning
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OMG. Farrah Fawcett looks like a piece of chewed leather. Aniston is going to look exactly the same in five years if she doesn’t stop now.

I did not bash her. I am not a fan and let all know that. I generally totally care less what she does in and with her life.

But it really upsets me to see people disregarding common sense as to the dangers of too much cumulative sun. Skin cancer and precancerous lesions are no walk in the park. She is baking herself, has done so for years as she is now almost 40, plus she smokes, and that is not good. Occasional sunning is OK, but she is at this several times a month lately on a beach where the water reflects the sun more intensely.

OK, end of my little lecture.

Ace Tomato @ 09/29/2008 at 11:48 pm
Seriously, time out the press on JA relationships, bikini beach pap shots and compare to the timing of Jolie Pitt things. If I was mathematical and stuff, I’d make a graph for it. But that’s a bit beyond my talents lol. I’m just curious if it is a real thing or truly coincidence
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It happens like clockwork, trust me on this. Just a few examples:

May 2007 — Brad and Angelina are tearing up Cannes. O13 and A Mighty Heart are both being screened. Angie looks drop-dead gorgeous on the red carpet. Coincidentally, the tabloids are practically beshitting themselves about JEN’S!! HOT!! NEW!! MAN!! She starts seeing a guy named Paul Sculfor, who anyone with half a brain can tell is a user and a gigolo. Six weeks later they are history.

June 2007 — Angelina is making big news with the NYC premiere of A Mighty Heart, for which she received critical acclaim in Cannes. Coincidentally, JA calls up Jane Pitt (her ex mother-in-law) and gets her to come over for a visit. The tabs are full of speculation: Is JA trying to use Jane Pitt to get Brad back?

July 2007 — Angelina has not one, but two magazine covers out — Marie Claire and Esquire. Coincidentally, JA starts shilling Smartwater. (Campaign bombs.)

Spring 2008 — Angie is pregnant! With TWINS, no less! She’s on the red carpet in Cannes looking big as a house. Coincidentally, JA starts torrid romance with John Mayer. Once twins are born in the summer, romance with Mayer goes south.

Fall 2008 — Angie’s film “Changeling” is coming out, to advance acclaim. Coincidentally, JA is flashing her flat ass in a too-small bikini in May-hee-co. (When you can’t get your own movies released, you flash ass for the tabs. Well, heck, a girl gotta do something to get noticed.)

Are you beginning to see a pattern here?

Jill, you forgot about, when pictures of JP was on cover of Hello & People, JA Coincidentally make OK cover, about her backyard wedding. Remember?

Why so obsessed with her?

No tanning is safe tanning @ 09/30/2008 at 1:01 am

Jill @ 09/30/2008 at 12:25 am Cera @ 09/30/2008 at 12:22 am

OMG. Farrah Fawcett looks like a piece of chewed leather. Aniston is going to look exactly the same in five years if she doesn’t stop now.

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She already look like that (Farrah 5 yrs. later)..

No tanning is safe tanning @ 09/30/2008 at 1:07 am

What happen to this old hag ? If not parading those newly reconstructed tits, butt and wax vajenjen . to the razzie , she’s out there parading those erect nipples. Frankly,the twenty something Britney Spear and Lyndsay Lohan are much more descent than these 40 y/o hag.

solid @ 09/30/2008 at 12:58 am
Jill, you forgot about, when pictures of JP was on cover of Hello & People, JA Coincidentally make OK cover, about her backyard wedding. Remember?
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ROTFLMBAO!!! How’d I forget that one? You’re absolutely right — as soon as Hello and People hit the newsstands with pictures of the J-P twins, coincidentally OK runs a big cover story about JA’s detailed plans for her backyard wedding to Mayer, and plans for a baby within the next year. (Unfortunately, Mayer had other ideas.)

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 1:15 am

Maniston trolling again for the next boytoy (2-3 month fu*k buddy)

she looks good, like ever
love you Jen

I am a total Jen Fan and for all you jealous people out there, Jen is absolutely the most kind hearted sweet, genuine, beautiful spirit you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Obviously , the jealous ones do not do their research…check out all the work Jen does for Cancer research, St.Judes and she is an animal lover too! She is very in control of her life and works hard just like you! She looks fabulous and has the positive energy that makes he the envy of all of you! Take your negativity and “poor me” attitude and watch out for KARMA, it coming to a neighborhood near you!

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 1:30 am

it is a fun game to see who will be next in the line of guys who HIT IT AND QUIT IT!!!

Tommy @ 09/29/2008 at 9:41 pm The woman is worth well over 100 Million dollars. She did 4 films in the past year. Did a guest spot on 30 Rock. She deserves her trips to Cabo. If I had her money and work behind me, I’d be doing the same thing! And she looks effing fantastic. And you know you would be doing the same thing if you had her fame and fortune.

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Then why DIDNT Jennifer Aniston give back!!!

Considering Forbes said she has 110M of networth, she gave little.

Please tell Jen to write a FAT CHECK.

Jen has a good plastic surgeon @ 09/30/2008 at 1:35 am

Does Jennifer Aniston form any blood ties with her family members?

Why didnt we see any pic of her having lunch, or even visiting her father, stepbrother or 1/2 brother?

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 1:43 am

maniston is a selfish beyootch. besides, a lot of the touted 100 million is depleted by paying her beyootch huvane, tanning salons, plastic surgeons, makeup artists, hair salons, dietitians, psychiatrists and operatives in the trade to plant non stories about her dull life.

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 1:46 am

not to mention trying to spin her dead movie career

Seriously @ 09/30/2008 at 1:48 am

Why is a has been t.v. actress news worthy? Those 3 movies her fans keep throwing in everyone’s face have yet to be released. Besides being almost naked everyday and begging Mayer to take her back after he publicly humiliated her, what has she done? She would have no media exposure if Brangelina decided to go in obscurity and retire.

Jewels, you seriously need to take your meds.

I’m sorry, I don’t care how much money Jennifer has, her life is sad! No husband, no kids and she’s almost forty! I hope to God I’m not 40 and have no family! Sad! Jen, we love you babe but get yourself together girl.

eddie jones @ 09/30/2008 at 1:53 am

another lonely lost hollywood girl, 40 years old not married, no kids that i know of, out just lookin for a good time, another lost soul.

Her and George Clooney are both lonely souls.

to Seriously, have you met her? Didn’t think so.Be quiet and seek a therapist for your negativity and self loathing.

Pathetic! Look at picture eight. she’s sucking in her stomach because she knows the paparazzi’s taking pictures! She probably called them herself!

shes my queen 8-)

if men keep leaving her it must be for a reason. first brad, then vince and paul and then mayer. there must be a reason and the adjectives clingy and self centered come to mind. why is she famous again? oh yeah she was in a tv show and then she made one good movie (the good girl) and….and….what else? she has great legs and….um….oh, she traveled to third world countries to help the less fortunate. Oh no wait, that was Angelina.

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 2:06 am

aniston is a sad, lonely ,bitter person who needs help. this person has NO contact with her family!! how sad is that?? hanging on to friends only goes so far… becomes intrusive. she needs to reconnect with her family, bond with them again and i think that she will truly begin to heal the wounds that developed when she was a child. she still has time, as far as i know both her parents are still alive.

Funny kda! :)

LOL
from drunkenstepfatherdotcom
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Jennifer Aniston is So Lonely on Vacation in Her Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Ansiton is still on vacation, or back on vacation in Cabo because there’s really not much going on for her back home and living is tired of the only message she gets on her answering machine, after calling every guy in her black book, being her leaving a reminder that she’s out of milk. She’s tired of eating dinner alone every night in front of the TV watching re-runs of friends, realizing the irony of her life, because she has no friends. She is tired of hugging a pillow, pretending it’s a real person, or going to the movies and buying two tickets only to realize that there’s no one to bring in with her.

So she does what any lonely person does and that is hire the hotel staff to be her boyfriend and to stand guard and to protect her. I think this is a form of prostitution, but when a lonely middle-aged woman does it they don’t get criticized, but when I get caught with my pants around my ankles in a back alley in broad daylight, I’m considered a pervert. Double standards man…double ******* standards.

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 2:51 am

I only found out a couple of years ago that John Aniston (i think Victor from Days of Our Lives) was her father!!! Lets send posts on DOOL blog that John should try to reconnect with his daughter!!!! and vice-versa!!

Really, if you have no other problem than seeing Jen happy and looking good, and trying to solve the problem by giving ill prediction about Jen’s body, skin and her love life, then I congratulate you!

@Jade

Her body is indeed great. It is the result of years and years of acting discipline. Exercise, and living healthy.

I lived for years in Asia. The only way to protect the skin there, is to avoid direct sunlight around 10 - 14. Before and after that is safe. And also using sun block with SPF above 50. And a lot of water. Skin cancer here, skin cancer there, to know how to protect yourself is more important than only being afraid of.

But, if there are so many posters here talking about avoiding sun, why are there many “white skin” people who want to be “brown”. Even it means going to saloon?

And people who always sit at home and avoiding sun look like cheese? And they complain if somebody said they looked like cheese.

Oh Jade, the world is too complicated for me! I urgently need a new hobby! Hmh, bungee jumping…free falling…. I am considering flying….I started reading books about airplane you know… (I put aside my pyramid and ancient cities for a while,,,,)

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 2:57 am

reconnection YEAH! fagistons are ALWAysTRYING to slam JOLIE. Maniston is not in touch with ANYONE in her family…Mother, Father, Brother or Sister!!! slam equally hags!!!

Let’s be honest. The reason Jen got 110M is from her divorce settlement.

I just wish she will give back to charities. All I’ve heard of her is filming a 1 min Saint Jude commercial. What about donating a meaninful amount instead of spending all her money on her PR and botox.

what is the matter with you people? if there are pictures of jen, the number of comments rises like nowhere else. meybe she is just on vacation with no thoughts about her exhusband and his new wife, maybe she is not that desperate as many people of you think. have you thought about what media can make with you. can it be possible that magazines and stuff put her in that role, she is suggested to be in right now.
i don´t understand why there are allways comparison with angelina and that everything shoe does is because the stuff that pitt and jolie do

that´s crazy people. think obout.

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 4:05 am

Cabo cute???? are you effing kidding the world???? what planet are you on JJ??? 40 yr old woman is NOT cute!!! cougar trying to attract a young man is a PREDATOR. way to go JEN!!!!

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 4:20 am

maniston will attract her share of oldies, younguns and the curious because she is the open **** of hollywood now. her hole is like Baskins Robbins…. 31 flavors and counting….HHHAAAAWWW

Her tummy looks nasty and that boob job was not nicely made, it’s like hard pumpkins splashed on her muscular chest.

Well i have other worries. I am an economist and financial analyst and i am worried about the international financial crisis that is currently going on and that have made some banking’s shares lost as much as 30 % of their value. I am really worried when i see what is happening in the US and now in Europe with that crashing bank system….far from the ‘pittified dumpee’s own problems’

get a life @ 09/29/2008 at 8:29 pm Oh, and your idols Brangelina are living it up in Europe with all their millions. Guess they were the lucky ones to leave the US before the bottom falls out.
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Idiot ! The financial crisis hit the european market too and with full force ! Watch for Asia next !

As for Brangelina, they have children to take care of, they don’t spend their money to go tanning all of the time like a certain 40 year’s old with no person to take care of !

Breathing, sleeping, going to the toilet, washing herself and tanning with once in a while a movie thrown in the mix. That’s her DAILY leitmotiv and you can bet that the TANNING part take at least 50 % of her all time (sleeping including !) ! What a vacuous human being !

@boo(real)

The way you speak is extremely crude and nasty. I hope you haven’t adopted this sort of language from personal experience (people discussing your genitals) I don’t mind reading comments criticising Jennifer Aniston, but please, have some standards!

These Just Jared talkbackers are so pathetic on this thread, teaming together, tapping out your nasty little comments anytime she sits on a beach. REALLY. WHY ? Get out of her life ! She doesn’t need you. Neither does the world. GO AWAY. You all need to get live and enjoy yourselves a little……what is wrong with you people? Projecting your silly derision on people you don’t know who are simply relaxing and having a nice time. Geez…..

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THEY ARE ALL JEALOUS !!!
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If you go to de praia do Ipanema, you will see most women there with the hottest bods, including those of jen’s age.

She is nothing than an average beach girl who has long past her prime…just like Pam Anderson !

boo(real) @ 09/30/2008 at 5:07 am

FUGISTONS.. walk your criticizing talk. nasty is what nasty gets. lets see you hags hang back when you FINALLY see angie in months. even before your double standard was in full force not only against angie but her innocent children.

ugly ugly
look like Dustin Hoffman

jens nicotine laced womb,HA! @ 09/30/2008 at 5:21 am

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE….
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!

LIFE-LONG LOVE….THE CHOICE HE MADE…
SO BRADS QUITE PLEASED WITH HIS UPGRADE…
WHILE ANGIE OOOZES STYLE AND CLASS,
JEN EXPOSES T*I*TS / COOCH / A*S*S!!


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LOOK AT THE BITTER SILLY PEOPLE !
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tapping out your nasty little comments anytime she sits on a beach.
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She doesn’t need you. Neither does the world.
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you are gaining nothing from your time here
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GO AWAY.
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You all need to get lives and enjoy yourselves a little…
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…what is wrong with you people?
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Projecting your silly derision on people you don’t know who are simply relaxing and having a nice time.
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JJ’s readership is a bowel movement.
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Her body (especially the tummy and chest area) looks more and more like the one of a female body builder. She is on her way trading smooth feminine chubiness and curves for extra harsh looking, masculine, tone and muscular frame. I think that she will be worst than Madonna in 10 years from now as Madonna at 40 didn’t look as muscular as Aniston in the same age.

Add to that an homely face, nicotine and supertan, she will be a total wreck before even hitting 45. She is already a plastic surgery freak and those consequentive internal wounds, stretching a skin as fragile and dried as a tanned skin will finally get an hold on her freshness and she will age drastically !

what’s up with this woman. She got a swimming pool in her backyard in Cali why still go to cabo just for a swim?? Does she have any other interest but to wear her tiny bikini and tan all the time??? She’ll be wrinkled and leathery by the time she hit 45. Even Pam Anderson don’t tan as much as Aniston. Do get a Life besides tanning !!

Jen, I love you

@ Jade

I dedicate this song for you.

Gravity. John Mayer
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=7VBex8zbDRs

By the way, I choose this vid because he looks so cute there. Especially on 0: 50 until 1:25.

His voice and his guitar can take me away at anytime.

Enjoy your day, my friend. Autumn is coming, and she doesn’t look so friendly.

She does look great and has an amazing figure. But I am starting to agree with the people who think these bikini shots are gettting a bit silly. Plastic surgery can fix many things, but like some one said Farrah Fawcett looks horrible now. And she is not fat- she just has ruined her looks- surgery does not seem to have helped Farrah.

jens nicotine laced womb,HA! @ 09/30/2008 at 9:26 am

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

SEE BIG-NOSED JEN?
SHE EATS AND TANS…
NO MORTGAGES
NO BAIL OUT PLANS
OUR TV-HACK
HAS NOT A CARE
..JUST FLAUNTS HER COOCH
AND DYE’S HER HAIR.

# 74 Jill @ 09/29/2008 at 11:13 pm
Let me guess… pig latin, gibberish, and trash. Right?
Hey Jill thanks for making me laugh, I needed that!!!

i would love to see picture of the people calling her maniston you must be so ugly and fat that is why you are so jealous you pathetic human beings need to go out more

#15 brilliant….
just look at all these Brangelinafans dying of jealousy…..so funny.

#22…don´t bother - those haters have no life and envy Jen because she has one.

btw she does alot of charity……Brangelinafans are just in such denial in blind idolisation, that they can´t see straight.
Jen lives her happy life, wether you Brangelinacreeps accept it or not.

peace&love @ 09/30/2008 at 11:18 am

Jill and all other haters out there:

Here’s a thought, and I know that this may take a while for all of you to process, as you appear to be a bit slow: why don’t you just get lives of your own? Maybe if you did something else with your time besides make rude and annoying comments about an individual that you don’t actually know, you could join the rest of us who would rather contribute to society in a productive way (as you also hypocritically criticize Jen for not doing). Instead, you sit by your computers like rabid dogs waiting for the next JJ post on JA so that you can insult a woman you have never met. What a satisfying life! And you have the nerve to judge her for taking a well-earned vacation. Now, go do something useful.

xoxo

OH DEAAR GOD @ 09/30/2008 at 12:24 pm

OH DEAR GOD, SHE LOOKS LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER. SO

OLD UGLY DESPERATE AND LONELY. SHE’S EATING SEAFOOD,

I BET ITS CRAB. LOOOOL, SHE’S BUTAZZ UGLY.

Jen, give me all your money!

rien dear,

I was so happy to get your two posts to me this morning! It was great to hear from you. Your last comment to me,sounded like your were too busy to post here,glad you were able.

Thank you so much for John Mayer”s Gravity video! It was great and the pictures of him. No one has ever done that for me. Thanks again.

Sorry to hear you put aside pyramids and ancient cities,but we will find something to share.

The world is too complicated at times for me too.One of the things I do,is paint on canvas, I like that.

Jen looks great. I’am waiting to see her in the T.V.show ,”30 Rock”. Will you be able to see that?Hope so.

“orange” isn’t a very good color for a person

WHAT A BUNCH OF HATERS…SHE LOOKS AWESOME.

life of a dirty cougar @ 09/30/2008 at 3:43 pm

this dumb bish is sooooooooooo boring and predictable. what a waste of space!

Pic 1 is a disaster, look that tummy, all saggy. She losing her “hot” body.. Just look at the sitting. Classy lady my a ss!

How can anyone say she is not happy? Wake up!

What is wrong with a 40 yr old woman loving the beach? I am married and have 3 kids and still make time to go to the beach. It is relaxing……have you ever tried it? It is not a sin people. She looks great.

Once again Jolie-Pitt fans cannot handle seeing Jen in a Bikini

JENNIFER IS LOVELY AS ALWAYS

The one and only weapon the pathetic Maniston have left with is that body that she spend all her TIME and millions on … and her famous open SASAMEE COOCHEE to the max … she even make sure she add “ORANGE ” for …. ATTENTIONS… Oh my dear Lord.. ..
WHAT A DESPERATE LOOSERS !!!!!!!!!

bet @ 09/29/2008 at 11:42 pm

gaye

If you loonies are desprate about me , you can email JJ ask him . I do not change my name. And aslo, as long as JJ not prevent me to use bet, why would i change it?. Does my point will be different if i use different name? That why i call loonies the dumpest people
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bet:
I’m not “desprate” about you - I’m amused by you.

Honey, please improve your English so you can play fairly here. This IS an English site after all.
Your verbal onslaughts widely miss their mark when you can’t spell, conjugate or type.

Only in your world does the phrase “dumpest people” exist.

To Jen fan the below poster is the first poster to bring Angelina and Brad into it, and ASSume that anyone who says anything bad about Jen on here has Brad and Angelina as their ‘idols’. Yet AGAIN, as usual, is the lunifers that keep the ‘us and ‘them’ mentality going.

#15 “get a life @ 09/29/2008 at 8:29 pm Oh, and your idols Brangelina are living it up in Europe with all their millions. Guess they were the lucky ones to leave the US before the bottom falls out. Come on hypocrits. Look at your idols. They are living much bigger than most of Hollywood. I don’t hear any of you trashing their over-indulgant life-styles. So give it a break.”

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