Jennifer Aniston is Gown Gorgeous

She’s fug !

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Hi rien!

Geez, this “article” couldn’t contained more forced raw-raw-womanhood adjectives if Jen’s rep tried…(to write it themselves). yeah, it’s exclusive alright. exclusively fake!

Doesn’t have star quality, many girls at the beach or local mall look like this, many much prettier. She’s so boring. I mean her rep let Life & Style have a peek? Yikes, the lowest and bottom-of-the-birdcage when it comes to rags, but she’s not the bright star she once was in her mind.

Isn’t she the girl next door rather than the sexy siren?

I wonder what she will be do when she’s 40 or 50 or older and doesn’t get the mag shoots or romcoms anymore (which let’s face it, is bound to happen soon). I mean yep the body is good, but that is really her entire image now (even her fans only mainly talk about her body). But even if her body remains good, it will still be a body on a 40 & 50 & 60 something person and Hollywood puts you out to pasture pretty early, she’s almost there (see Demi Moore). She is not known for her acting (mediocre at best), only for being Brad’s ex and for her fake romances, for exposing her butt in bikinis and for being the poor yells at the ocean gal. If Dancing with the Stars is on in 5-10 years, she will be on there I guarantee.

“new” “exclusive” “flaunting” “renovated mansion” “smokin’-hot bod” “loads of newfound confidence” “celebrating” “positive new outlook on life” “gorgeous cover shoot” “playing a sexy screen siren” “a good time” “she looked very hot!”

this, my friends, is what’s called suggestive writing. the lowest base/tool in marketing that only cheap/lame companies would employ. don’t be so cheap little J. it’s not very attractive.

Oh no!!!! Jennifer trying to be a “sex siren” is like vanilla trying to be double mocha almond fudge…. like hamburger pretending to be steak…like sitting on a hard wooden chair instead of a comfy couch….like eating frozen pizza instead of a homemade one….like sleeping on asingle bed instead of a queensize one…. you get the picture.

I don’t get the superlatives! She’s just okay, I’ve never been a fan…never saw anthing special about her or her talent. She’s just okay in my book.

layla. ITA!!!

YUCK
Girl ain’t sexy, never was and never will be.

Actually, the so-called ’suggestive writing’ is pretty smart. It’s sure to set off an avalanche of comments vehemently denying that Jennifer Aniston is either beautiful, sexy, talented, or likeable in the least (or conversely, that she is stunning, succesful and kind-hearted) It’s like a therapist who only has to say the word ‘mother’ to set off a furious emotional outburst.