OlderDavid Letterman’s Top Ten On Sarah Palin
David Letterman poked fun at Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin during Wendesday night’s episode of The Late Show With David Letterman. (Last week, he bashed presidential hopeful John McCain for skipping his show.)
Last night, the 61-year-old late night talk show host rattled off the “Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp”. Of course, the audience reaction was huge. Check them out for yourself:
10 — “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
9 — “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
8 –” Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7 — “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
6 — “We’re screwed!”
5 — “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4 — “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
3 — “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2 — “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
1 — “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”
To watch Letterman deliver this Top Ten list, visit CBS.com.
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Sarah Palin is beautiful. I would love to see the people who are knocking her down. They must be some real beauties.
Sarah will mop the floor with biden. No class, no brains, nobama.
Biden is as dumb as a box of rocks. obama is an empty suit with NO experience.
Obama’s tax hikes will KILL an already shaky economy. We can’t afford Obama/Biden.
letterman doesn’t write those himself, morons. that’s what us interns are for.
‘;brilliant.
..david got funny writers.
`palin’s as dumb as a bag of dirty-pennies.
Barak is an elitist. He thinks he is better than everybody. Michelle hates America.
Jamie - I hope his interns write a Biden Top 10. Oh that will never happen.
Sarah has more experience than obama and biden combined. I think obama will have rev. wright as his Secretary of State, and william ayres as his Defense Secretary.
Freaking hilarious. I can’t wait to watch her fail miserably at the debate tonight. I almost feel sorry for her, but then again, she “didn’t blink” . . . .
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#34 -
Are you a bit slow? Maybe someone should teach you how to define experience, and perhaps you should actually watch Sarah Palin speak (or make a brave attempt to). Her interviews with Katie Couric are extremely revealing of just how little this woman actually knows, and its honestly alarming just how many people are willing to defend her. Just because she seems relatable to a lot of people does not mean she would be a good VP, or God help us, president if something happened to McCain (he is older than time itself, after all). She is recently quoted as having said:
“It’s time that normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency.”
Wait, what? Because having that kind of individual represented in the position of president isn’t enough? Hasn’t this country realized yet, after eight years of Bush, the financial crisis and more problems than we can count that you shouldn’t vote for the guy that you’d rather have a beer with? Has history taught you people nothing? WAKE UP!!!!
TO ” BE 123 “……THANKS!!!…..TO LETTERMAN. ” THANKS “….LOL.LOL
Couric: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.
Palin:
Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…
Couric: Have you ever been involved in any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?
Palin:
We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state.
The media??? Are you kidding? This is one person’s blog. And you nitwits think that posting Letterman’s top 10 list on a blog is evidence of media bias? Wow. Just… wow.
Don’t let the door hit you in the **** on the way out #5.
To #28
Obama is an empty suit with NO experience huh? So what does that make Palin? An empty bikini with a rifle on the hip??
Your idiocy is astounding and it’s people like you who are ruining this country dumbass.
BOO Sarah Palin!!!!! Obama/Biden 08
Hilarious list and yet here are people actually supporting this Palin twit!?!? Good god….how pathetic and how sad for them.
To all you alleged Conservatives who don’t know what the word means. What ‘liberal’ media do you Ditto-heads keep referring to? The mysterious ones your Chickenhawk leader Rush Limbaugh tells you?
Some of the dumbest statements have left the mouths of George W. Bush, John McCain and Sarah Palin in modern US and World history.
If some wingnut who suggests a knowledge of Russia based on being able to seeing the Siberian treeline then that would mean all of you are just plain Dumb.
Its no wonder that your candidate of choice comes from the profits of selling Budlight to a bunch of BudLites. Take a real good look at those Anheuser-Busch commercials, that’s how Budweiser is calling you dumb while laughing all the way to its French-speaking Belgium bank.
There is no such thing as a ‘liberal’ media that would have the influence your fantasies attach to it. Big media are firmly conservative in the corporate boardroom and advertising offices that generate the real revenue.
dandeejam @ 10/02/2008 at 11:33 am
My point was that Just Jared is not “the media”. It’s a gossip blog. I’m sure your conservative self would be more than entertained if there had been an anti-Obama Top 10 list posted because it serves your delicate sensibilities instead of offending them.
To all the Conservatives who monitor blogs with Dittohead cliches waiting for opportunities to post.
Alaskans voted Sarah Palin to be governor in the same way Minnesotans vote for Jesse Ventura, as a satirical protest against career politicians by essentially showing that anyone else could do a better job. There’s a lesson in this. Never concede 4 years of office to a Fool just to make a point against the government. There’s not a single Alaskan, including Sarah who thought that the stupid and proven incompetent Republican Party would come along and chose her to be a running-mate for VP! This is a joke gone bad for very serious reasons.
Since 1980, you have beenm voting certified Dumbasses to represent the White House beginning with Reagan. Funny how you are always condemning Hollywood and the ‘Liberal’ press when its you who keep electing actors and models for high office.
If its any consolation to you, Sarah will do fine against Biden only because ignorance makes an effective debating weapon against a pompous know it all. Sarah Palin’s ignorance will so enrage Biden that he will lose his temper and thereby lose the debate. that has to be the plan the Republican’s are using and Sarah knows how to play it well.
Its not Biden who will lose or Obama if McCain wins on Nov. 4, but the USA and the World.
How many disasters of your elected Bush League will it take for you to get a clue? 911? Katrina? Iraq? Wall St Meltdown? It just geeps getting worst and worst. All you need do is look into the mirror for the blame so-called Conservatives.
And by the way, you are not real Conservatives. Most of you don’t know the definition of the word you are just the Parrots taught to repeat what you hear that makes you feel good about yourselves.
You are just feeding on your delusions.
On Obama having a Top Ten List.
He’s a true Harvard grad with distinction. So there’s no dumb moments that could make a list compared to the Affirmative Action legacy candidates you prefer. Bush and McCain could not have gotten into Yale or Annapolis without their family legacies and would have flunked out. Of course you believe they just were rebels who loved to party and could pull it together at will instead of the truth that they are airheads.
One good thing is that Blonds have been redeemd by the stupidity you present to the USA and World as your choice of candidates for the White House and Nuclear Arsenal.
See Conservatives
The truth about Hillary and Bill Clinton, Barack Obama and Joe Biden are that they are truly brilliant. it doesn’t matter about whether you agree with their policies, the point is that they truly represent the ‘best and brightest’ of the nation. While the people you prefer are the dumbest but born of privilege where they have slummed their way through life assured they will get important posts due to their family not any merit on their own.
Most of you have absolutely nothing in common with Bush or McCain but are in fact working stiffs yourself who better toil or you will not get what you need to live. Could you afford to coast in school like McCain or Bush? Were you born in a family of privilege that guaranteed you a million-dollar job regardless your qualifications?
The Clintons and now the Obama’s are rich because of how hard and smart they worked. In that way they are like most Americans who just took advantage of the opportunity to improve themselves.
Bush and McCain are slackers. Since you love to identify with them so much I must conclude you are slackers too.
Its no wonder that China, Japan and even Thaliand and Korea have in fact advanced beyond us only most of you are still clueless and deluded on American greatness. The USA is a reflection of you dummies calling yourselves ‘Conservatives.’ You got us into this mess based on being hypnotized by the Rush Limbaugh’s of the nation.
Obama is not on the Top Ten List because he has not done ten dumb things to qualify for it.
Realize
Sarah Palin can only be compared to other Governors and VP running mates of the major parties. In the same way Nancy Pelosi can only be compared to other Speakers of the House.
As Nancy Pelosi is the most gorgeous Speaker in the history of the USA so to is Sarah Palin one of the most attractive governors in the USA as well as VP candidate of one of the 2 major parties.
If she becomes President due to a McCain victory and his inability to finish the term she will become the ‘Most Beautiful President’ in US history.
Now if you compare her to women in general, well not so good.
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