OlderDavid Letterman’s Top Ten On Sarah Palin
David Letterman poked fun at Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin during Wendesday night’s episode of The Late Show With David Letterman. (Last week, he bashed presidential hopeful John McCain for skipping his show.)
Last night, the 61-year-old late night talk show host rattled off the “Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp”. Of course, the audience reaction was huge. Check them out for yourself:
10 — “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
9 — “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
8 –” Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7 — “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
6 — “We’re screwed!”
5 — “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4 — “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
3 — “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2 — “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
1 — “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”
To watch Letterman deliver this Top Ten list, visit CBS.com.
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I just hope she crashed in flames.She’s so ridiculous.Can anybody in his/her right mind see her as President of the USA with all the problems we are having?.Reeeally.
Well, to all the conservative losers whining on here, your tired old crap of ‘the media is libel and biased’ is KNOWN to be untrue… why not visit one of the MAJORITY of the media sites or stations that spout right wing crap and stay there. Have you EVER visited Fox and complained that they are too right wing? I did not think so. Get over yourselves and get used to being in the minority….
Change is coming (REAL change, not the fake ‘borrowed’ crap that McPain is spouting)… can’t wait for OBAMA’08… thank God… no more conservative government to f*ck the country up like they have done over the past 8 years!
i can’t believe a party once headed by Abraham Lincoln also gives rise to Bush and now Palin. i know republicans have good policies and can be good people. i just don’t see these good republicans. maybe john mccain was once, before he threw it all away for a crack at the presidency. don’t even get me started on the so-called left. no wonder people are so desponded by politics. i was really hoping for change from Obama but now I am not too sure. it’s the same old song.
(sorry for the rant, watching the news the past couple of days really depresses me-i can’t believe Bill O’Reily has a show!)
OLD, OLD, Bitter Dave. He is so afraid of Sarah.
it’s funny, even as a mccain supporter. However let’s never forget that letterman doesn’t write any of this, when the writers were on strike dave was off the air, so congrats to who wrote this for him, it’s unfortunate they didn’t go after obama with the same type of material, I can go over a quick top 10 for obama.
10. hope they don’t mention terrorists, obamas friends with them.
9. hope they don’t mention the church, rev wright might want to speak.
8. my wife, what wife? we all love america, well since i’ve been chosen.
7. i took alot of money from the crooks on wall street, oops wait i did? oh yeah I did…………….
man she really is dumb scares me how mccain choose her as a vice president
Biden Lost BigTime. (not surprised)
Wow, no wonder things are going with you. People looked up so much on you Americans - you have been blessed and gifted but seems you are deteriorating - yes - there is so much freedom of expression - hope you wake up now in your slumber. You should treasure your God fearing leaders. Wake up American people and vote properly.
Letterman hit it. Notice the debate when Senator Biden chocked up, after speaking about his injured son. Sarah Palin played Ms. Roboto. No emotion, no pause, just “John MCain………..” Oh yea ,well scripted babe, trained just like a mutt.
i don’t know what all you republican a**holes are talking about. this is some funny sh*t.
#57 - What debate were YOU watching?? Biden was the clear winner.
i love number 9, she always says ” you betcha~” she just said it during the debet
American’s that try to find something significantly wise in Sarah Palin make me feel sorry for them.
My respects to McCain, but Palin… hahaha..
The American people voting for that!… is just more evidence of the country becoming more and more populist. All about appearances!… But hey.. she’s gorgeous!…. hahaha.. GOOD LUCK!
David Letterman…one RICH and INFLUENCIAL BULLY!! And I don’t think he’s funny! Is everyone still laughing?
@cOGECO:
I’m so glad you can’t vote in any of our elections.
We have enough American born morons voting.
@Debbie:
You are one silly *****. check for fibroid tumors.
@yoyo:
You are a great argument for retroactive abortion.
@blackfriday1978:
Dolt. If it weren’t for hockey and beer. Canada would be the world’s largest and coldest mental institution.
@boogie:
You must be a boogie.
@nicole:
Because they are not homos.
@realize:
And you are as clever as a cowpie.
@realize:
And you are as clever as a cowpie.@James Mason Fan:
How about in a homosexual fantasy way.
@[☆I n F a m o u s☆]:
I bet you are as ugly as you are stupid.
@giselle:
I bet your IQ doesn’t make it to three digits. Boy are you dumb.
@BlueStatenj:
Being instructed fromrm some dim bulb from New Jersey. Look who they elect for example Lautenberg. Morons.
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