David Letterman’s Top Ten On Sarah Palin
David Letterman poked fun at Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin during Wendesday night’s episode of The Late Show With David Letterman. (Last week, he bashed presidential hopeful John McCain for skipping his show.)
Last night, the 61-year-old late night talk show host rattled off the “Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp”. Of course, the audience reaction was huge. Check them out for yourself:
10 — “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
9 — “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
8 –” Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
7 — “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
6 — “We’re screwed!”
5 — “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
4 — “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
3 — “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
2 — “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
1 — “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”
To watch Letterman deliver this Top Ten list, visit CBS.com.








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81 Comments
@darb:
I’m sorry but you are a simple minded dolt.
Well now lets see if Dave will speek about his wife she had a baby and was not married. Would that make her a **** or a *****? If Dave bought her dinner before the doing the dead that would make her a *****, if they just screwed in the back seat I think that would make her a ****. What of the child is it a ******* or a love child by wrong doing parents? David it would be nice to hear your take on this. Oh yes this is said as a joke, Dave is it funny?
Someone please defend poor dave, It’s not nice to see an a s s h o l e Like him ask hard question. He will never be ask these question on the air but it would be nice to hear a reply 0f 77 questions
Would people be offended if David said “The mother of our President was kocked-up”. Yes, as we should be. I guess it just matters “who you are”. As a woman I am outraged at the term Knock-up, especially when it is used in contects with a 14 year old. Come on people. Have we lost all morals. David Letter like Imas should be fired. He is a grown man. He should be held responsible for his words. And we should scream “bloody muder” until he is.
@realize:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and besides she is not in a beauty contest. She is much smarter that you or I, and especially Letterman.
@Kalilah: Letterman doesnt write these things. He has the power to not say them ,though. HES half funny and half smart-ass………………and gets away with it…………..called……………freedom of speech…I went to school with guys like him.. He starts trouble and sits back and watches.
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