Jennifer Aniston: Blackberry Upgrade!

A broken record,at least she did not steal someones husband,Let me tell you darling if jenn could get a married man she would bed him,now they are saying all these guys were fake realations,She FFFFFFFFF’d everyone one of them,liar liar pants on fire.poor poor ho.
Now she is virgen again poor ho.We all know and HW knows she is a ho.

mimie @ 10/03/2008 at 7:39 am
I think you angelina fans want to blame it on Jen when you all know that true karma will get a hold of Brangelina. Cause they were wrong

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Well it hasn’t happened yet!

You Jen fans are her worst enemy. Sooooo bitter.

#24 mimie..shut up jenn aniston,trying to be mimie.we know it is you ho.

(A broken record,at least she did not steal someones husband,Let me tell you darling if jenn could get a married man she would bed him,now they are saying all these guys were fake realations,She FFFFFFFFF’d everyone one of them,liar liar pants on fire.poor poor ho.
Now she is virgen again poor ho.We all know and HW knows she is a ho.) Oh pizza face the ONLY reason he is with your ugly a## is because you have money

(solid @ 10/03/2008 at 7:46 am Allison @ 10/03/2008 at 7:36 am

LOL Try harder, honey, or I should told horseface, like your idol?) Oh pizza face he is only with your UGLY A$$ because of your mony honey he is a SPONGE

Allison @ 10/03/2008 at 7:58 am

U-huh. You better know Jen, ask John Mayer about it. hahaha.

(solid @ 10/03/2008 at 8:02 am Allison @ 10/03/2008 at 7:58 am

U-huh. You better know Jen, ask John Mayer about it. hahaha) Oh pizza face John Mayer told EVERYONE that your pu$$y stinks and thats why he dump you

Anuston is ugly inside & out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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She said this statement, because people have realized that CAA was actually behind all these fictional “relationships”. Sculfor was hired around Cannes to deflect from BP and AJ, AND……. the same time next year …….they hired that talentless disposable PR clown Mayer (also with CAA) to give the same disposable performance. What did Mayer get ? Tour Publicity since he was close to quitting the music industry (because he is a talentless, unoriginal fake clone of Dave Matthews). This is CAA’s job, to create positive spin, and Diaz and Aniston are the top two actresses on their roster, earning CAA the most money. That is why CAA are so concerned about making them look “hot”. Unfortunately it backfires. Vaughn’s career, just like Mayer’s career completely sank after they “broke up” for no apparent reason. Obviously these ACTS are designed to break up, with an included NDA, that is why there is never any emotion and never any animosity associated with a real human relationship. The fundamental goal of CAA’s strategy is to keep audience interest while she has time to understand why her marriage failed and what she can do to keep a career in the future. SO, the real truth is that every relationship you read about, every BS tabloid association they have profited from, since she divorced was 100% an act. Often performed in restaurants. Until she discovered that fame is empty and doesn’t replace love (like her mother believed). The ACTING started on the set of THE BREAK UP. Jen collapsed through exhaustion. Why ? because instead of dealing with her divorce, she displaced that energy into her career. It all became too much. Tabloids were speculating about a relationship with Vaughn (who is actually gay) so their mutual PR team at CAA played the game. Jen and Vaughn were often seen kissing (like they were paid to do on set). In fact they are acquaintances who knew they would profit from this fictional association. “Cuddle Buddies” but NEVER EVER lovers. Same with the other disposable actors……like Bouma, Mayer and Sculfor. That is why there is NEVER EVER any real reason for her to start dating these odd people, or to “break up” when their contract finishes. Remember that story about how CAA was calling people ? That was the final straw that let the cat out of the bag……people now KNEW there was something not quite honest going on. SO………..now she has declared herself “the new Jen” and is going to be “man free” for a while (until she is married). CAA also realized that their desperate, sinister publicity game failed. The latest film released, MANAGEMENT at TFF did not get a distributor, so it’s straight to DVD. CAA has cheapened one of the best actresses in the world into a tabloid photoshoot star, instead of concentrating on real material of her career. CAA, Stephen Huvane from PMK/HBH and Aileen have done a pisspoor job of managing her career for the past few years. They put her entire life and career into a tail spin, by fake relationships, bad film contracts and ignoring the world class material they have on their desks. That is reality. I make ZERO money by saying this unlike the lies you are reading in the tabloids.
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Jen reads blogs.. she now know she is exposed big time hence this careful statement. Next step .. drop the publicist, he is doing her no good anyways.

And why this statement so close to Angie’s RC appearance.. this girl is trouble with a capital T.

I love her.

And why this statement so close to Angie’s RC appearance.. this girl is trouble with a capital T.

This statement is 3 months old FYI.

To all you who think that Jennifer plots PR stunts whenever something comes up with your beloved Brangelina I ask you, What the heck is she supposed to do? Check in with them first to see if they are going to be in the tabloids today before she goes out and lives her life? Brangelina ends up in the tabs every day so she’d never have a chance to step foot outside if she had to check in with them first. Deal with it losers. If Angelina’s movie bombs it’s because she s u c k s.