Jennifer Aniston: Blackberry Upgrade!

ellen wants to introduce jen to shemar moore!
two absolutely gorgeous people, can’t you imagine them together?
and he seems really honest and down to earth. maybe he’s the one she’s been waiting for.

i love this woman her hair is incredible can’t wait for her movies and 30 rock

uuum, Angelina is not a cougar. She will never have dated Mayer the sactolo who is younger than her. He only dates bimbos anyway and Angie has more brains than all the bimbos he has dated (jennifer aniston included) put all together !

GET A LIFE LOSERS YOU SOUND PATHETIC

Laurel, I often wonder how Angelina’s dating style will be after brad. She did not move on fast after BILLY BOB. She had occasional lovers who were also friends of hers and I am pretty sure that Brad was her first serious relationship after Billy Bob. So, I think it would take her some time before moving on to her next Husband after Brad. As for Brad? he’s the one who jumps from one to the next. He’s Nothing like Angelina. He’ll be dating Dakota Fanning in a few years when Ange is done with him.

hmm, #111 - stop trying to make MOVIE STARS Brad and Angelina as fake, pathetic and desperate as your sh*t-com hack. Brad is NOT a manwh*re, like Maniston is. SHE is more likely to be dating Dakota Fanning in a few years than Brad. (cough Mark Wahlberg’s cousin COUGH!)

I always find it hilarious, that Maniston’s groupies try to say sh*t implying Brad is a cad — it’s kind of ridiculous, given that even Maniston was singing his praises as she was whimpering and crying for sympathy in VF.

News Bulletin: Though Angelina is 12 years younger than he and epitomizes BEAUTY, Brad typically has not had a ‘thing,’ for perfect looking supermodels. In FACT, the b*tches Brad had a tendency to go for PRE-Angelina were some of the plainest janes and homeliest of homlies AROUND (J Lewis, Fishyth Paltry, MANISTON??) — does this sound like a guy whose going to do anything BUT worship the ground the stunning BEAUTY Angelina Jolie walks on, after the fugfests he has typically gone for?? LOL

No one needs to ‘wonder,’ a gd thing about Angelina because she tells you EXACTLY what she would have been doing had BRAD NOT COME INTO HER LIFE, and THAT IS: raising her children as a single Mom.

She said before she met Brad she was content and resigned to raising her children ALONE - unlike your desperate low-rent Joe Francis Girls Gone Wild pal, the plastic surgery FIEND, Jen Aniston - who attempts to capture any high-profile d*ick she can and make their lives as miserable as she can…and if she can’t she’ll leak LIES to the tabloid media implying sh*t…– no, Angelina wasn’t going to be with ANYONE — which shows you just the kind of true love she and Brad have.

Brad, OBVIOUSLY by breaking up with CAA/Huvane/Aniston was ready to give up his whole career for Angelina, he was talking about how he had a ‘few years left of a good run,’ and how ‘it was a younger man’s game,’ - that was his way of saying to the world - LOOK, I would rather be working at Taco Bell, I would rather have my own eyeballs for lunch, RATHER than stay h*itched to that shallow, homely superficial fake b*tch one more second longer than absolutely necessary.

This is a man who said recently, ‘the best gift he could ever give children of his, is Angelina as their mother,’ this is a man who has tattooed his sweety’s dob right on his glorious abs, this is a man who rolls with her wherever she needs to go and vice versa….they are together. You b*tches will still be crying over Manlesston in 16 years when Brad & Angie see Shiloh off to college.

…all you need do is look at the BORING HELL that is Maniston’s current life to know what awaited Brad: Meh-hee-co, Meh-heeco, Meh-heeco, Straight to video release parties, tandem trips to the plastic surgeons, smoking, smoking and more smoking, and clinging to the Botox-Arquettes for dear life, watching their singlet Coco grow up.

THAT was Brad’s life.

Brad was so miserable he stayed away from Maniston 8 mos of the year when they were together - bahahahahaha!!

Like Maniston and her FRIENDS said in Vanity Fair, Brad did NOT want kids with that homely desperate no-talent big nosed beady eyed b*tch. LOLOL :-D They said it, I didn’t — look don’t blame the messenger.

You can hardly blame a sopa opera spawn and TV b*sh for wanting to continue riding A-list coattails, whether it’s Brad’s or some other famous persons.

We all KNOW we would not even be on this thread dissing the b*tch had Tate Donovan or Adam Duritz dumped her after 4 years of a childless loveless union.

It’s always gonna be about Brad Pitt. Her PR knows that if they take away the perceived ‘acrimony,’ and bitterness that her Vanity Fair famewh*re interview presented - that will remove the DRAMA and the interest. She cannot come out publicly and say, ‘Brad and I are friends and I wish he and Angelina the best - Brad is a good man, and he’ll make a wonderful Dad.’ If she did that, her well dries up, no one cares anymore - the tabloids and ‘women’s mags’ can’t keep writing these ‘Happiness is the Best Revenge - Take THAT Brad!’ articles that they’ve been doing for the past 4 years.

One thing this bullsh*t PR manipulated craploid stuff that Maniston creates has shown us — she was the FRAUD. Brad is consistent, he’s the same and he’s authentic - bottomline, the fanistons and haters of Brangelina hate them them so much because they are FULLY aware of what a GOOD MAN Brad Pitt is.

Maniston should count herself lucky, kiss his feet, kiss Angelina’s feet for extra publicity she’s gotten, publicly wish them well, and get off their coattails. She’s too old for this silly sh*t. She is now OFFICIALLY a caricature. She’s also a f*cking j*nx, people are ragging on that PSA like nobody’s business. What a tool.

ebmo @ 10/03/2008 at 11:46 am
CLINIQUA @ 10/03/2008 at 2:50 pm

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To both of you - well said.

I am completely sick of Jeniferr Anuiston.
She is so homely in looks, mediocre in talent and boring in her personal life.
The ONLY reason anyone shows interest in her now, is that Brad Pitt was once married to her.
That’s IT.

Would she still be in the spotlight today if she had married/divorced Tate Donovan, Vince Vaughn or Paul Sculfor?

Please Jared, more news on the real talented and beautiful actresses of today! Enough of the homely Anuiston!!!!

@liz @ 10/03/2008 at 11:35 am

I am proud of you!! you made a good point only the brangelina fans dont want to see. A point i did make earlier but they all ignore it.

Brangelina uses their friends, family etc. for their own use. They dont always make the statements. No they let her brother or even father do the talk. And yes themselfs through their publicists. who had to come out with a stupid statement to say that everything is ok. But i have to also agree with JAGE @ 10/03/2008 at 11:34 am

We should all stop this, because you never know how this could end. So let them live their lives. We dont know them. We only know about Brangelina what they want us to believe and Jen is a real private person. This is the first time, i have read, that she spoke for herself in anyway about something private. The time before this was the vanity fair interview, but that is a long time ago. The brangelinas on the other hand are having their own campagn.

mimie, you’re a lying fraud, and probably a Maniston pal spreading filth - Brad & Angelina don’t give a f*ck what is said about them, and the alleged quotes you read from her brother are also made-up tabloid lies. Who gives a sh*t what her father says - as long as he doesn’t drag Angelina in his mess - which he didn’t when he responded to the rancid insane cow known as Babar.

As for ET’s comments on some internet rumor that popped up suddenly in 1 day, that ET then addressed same day - that’s just ET trying to repair their own reputations after lying about the Jolie Pitts and the birth of their twins.

Angelina and Brad NEVER issue statements on pregnancies, marriage, break-up, or other rumors, because if they did, not only would they be responding every hour on the hour…they have NO inclination to be like Jen Fraudiston and her PR flack who is always talking back and forth to tabloids selectively (denying boob jobs, and dates with unknown male models young enough to be her son, while staying silent on all the sh*t that ‘ties’ her to the Jolie Pitts and other Alist stars — see Gerard, see DiCaprio… so she can get publicity traction)

She’s a pathetic TV sh*tcom FAMEWH*RE. Everyone knows it - why do you think she’s getting asked about it now in MAINSTREAM MEDIA. Read Jared’s post again…ahahahahah…the CAT, is out of the bag honey on HUvane and her bag o’ tricks. The sad b*tch even had her bodyguard spread the Leo D. lie to the tabloids. She’s been BUSTED.

Stop your lying you toxic old wh*re Aniston lackeys, just shaddup and go back to wiping your boss’s male hormoned lipo’d asss, and bring her cigs and alcohol while she bakes in the hot sun (and participates in cancer telethons on the side, the DUMB b*tch lolol) - you ONLY play yourself for a liar and a hypocrite when you admittedly know every single tabloid b.s. about not only the Jolie Pitts but Jolie’s family.

You been busted - go take care of boss lady…she’s out of Marlboros.

hahahahaha :-D

Outta here. Shut it down peeps.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020926/151129__1aniston_l.jpg

She’s gorgeous here. Tabloids should definitely use this one in their next story

Nobody believes you anymore Jenny.
She is very aware of the people’s perception about her. That’s so gooood.
She’s starting to show her age, look at that face.

That face and those arms scream : MAN !!!