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Miranda Kerr is Horse Race Ready

Miranda Kerr is Horse Race Ready

Miranda Kerr looks very bohemian chic as she arrives at LAX airport in Los Angeles on Friday.

Next weekend, the 25-year-old Victoria’s Secret angel will be flying in to Melbourne, Australia to attend the Melbourne Racing Club’s Caufield Cup horse race. Boyfriend Orlando Bloom was invited, but apparently has acting commitments to attend to.

“I’ve never been to Caulfield before, but I did make it to the Autumn Racing Carnival in Sydney this year with David Jones,” Miranda said. “If Caulfield Cup is half as fun then it will be such a great day out and I’m really looking forward to it.”

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115 Comments

# 2
TEAM TAYLOR SWIFT!!! @ 10/12/2008 at 4:52 pm

ummm. wtf is she wearing?!

# 3
looks comfy .... @ 10/12/2008 at 4:58 pm

bet that is easy to travel in. I hope we gets pics of her and Orlando together while in la. I miss seeing them together.

# 4

what a frickin mess! sorry but she looks as scruffy has hell!

# 5

wow.her dress look like my gradma’s bed cover.

–ugly!

# 6

There once was a lady called Miranda
Who looked as cute as a panda
I want to kiss her sexy a$$
And shag her in the grass
While filming her and Orlanda

~Mayfrayn~

# 7

miranda is ugly, i cant believe she is a VS model.
adriana lima and alessandra ambrosio are much more beautiful

# 8
LolaSvelt @ 10/12/2008 at 5:24 pm

Bohemian chic? Yeah, for the elderly.

# 9

so ugly dress, what mess..

I agree, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are much more beautiful than Miranda.

And Gisele Bundchen too.

I prefer Orlando with Kate Bosworth, so cute couple..

Matt Kerr Esq @ 10/12/2008 at 5:31 pm

You are all fat and ugly!! My sister is so sexy you can only cry about how hot she is!! LOOK AT HER AND WEEP!

#5:
Please, do not use my nickname. If you want to bash Miranda, use your own nick, don’t be coward.

I can’t stand this smug *****. She is straight up trash.

Matronly and fug.

whose bashing? :/

the obsessed haters are always here first they bash her for wanting attention but are here every freaking time there is thread about her to talk non sense because they are OBSESSED and sad people

she looks cute hope there will be pictures of her and orlando love them together they are a beautiful couple haters are already in pain so funny

Wow she looks horrible in these pics.

#13:
don’t try to make the innocent with me. I know that you are trying to make fun of me, well, do you know the news? I’m tired of every haters, that hasn’t nothing better to do that writing a large amount of vulgarity in every website or forum. I’m mayfrayn, I am a fan of actor Orlando Bloom, who is a very good actor and enthusiastic man, and I like Miranda Kerr too…if you can’t stand this, it’s your problem.

She’s gorgeous

if u look at the comments you will see a shipper, very much like yourself was one of the first people here. in pain? i see no one in pain! people predicted this as it always happens every so often. look how much in pain you are, you have been squirting in anticipation over pics of them together. how sad.

Urgh! FUG FUG FUG FUG FUG!! Ugly moo!

why arent you out nursing, doing your job? isnt that what nurses do? or do they spend every waking moment on the internet or making graphics of a panty model and chubby cheex? u can be a fan of whom ever you want my dear just like i can poke fun out of whom ever i like. dont like? tough nuts! its the internet, not real life!

#21:
my work is not your business, stupid person.
You don’t know where I am, what time is it in my place, so worry about your life, and not the life of other persons, that you don’t know at all.
Orlando is a lovely person, he doesn’t deserve sort of “fans” like you

The outfit is a little odd but she looks gorgeous. I’m not sure what’s with all the criticism.

http://www.nicklachey.us

do i see a baby bump?? hmm…

She wants you to think it was a baby bump.
She just came back from a photo shoot with swim suits so I’m sure it’s not.

If that girl gets pregnant no telling who the daddy is. It sure wouldn’t be assumed it was the buddha boy’s.

This slu has been around the block a few times.

Twifanatic Amanda @ 10/12/2008 at 7:33 pm

that’s…interesting

lADYINRED @ 10/12/2008 at 7:37 pm

what is Miranda wearing?
Did you know she is dating Orlando Bloom? I didn’t!

She’s arrived, hope you made it out safe!!!

tO THE REAL mAYFRAYN @ 10/12/2008 at 7:45 pm

Hi Mayfrayn, I don’t belong to OL and I think I have an LJ account but have never posted, but anyway, I just wanted to thank you for all the pics you post and all the articals you find. I think you seem like a warm and wonderful person and I’m sorry for the hateful, mean spirited people out there. I’m an Orlando fan and I like Miranda and I like them together! I know not a popular opinion, but who cares, right? Right
Keep up the good work and know that there are those of us out here who look forward to your posts.
ok, I’m back to just lurking.

ROFL
I hope so too but I doubt it.
She had to make a showing before Sydney didn’t she?

something smells @ 10/12/2008 at 8:26 pm

Yep, here she is, right on time. So predictable, so desperate. So on the way out.

…on the way out to Orlando’s house - lucky girl!!

I’m sure she’s on a mission to get some pictures of her at Orlando’s house. Wouldn’t that help since last time in New York the paps had to snap him picking her up everyday while she stayed with her mother? HAHA. Where was Orli staying? HAHAHA

That might also make up for the time he dumped her and she was crying in front of her apartment. HAHAHA.

Maybe it will make up for the time she made him meet at the Motor bike store and she catwalked in and out while he wouldn’t be in the same frame. HAHAHA. Poor cry baby.

HAHAHAHA. She is such a dumb fool running after this the way she does.

The list goes on and on and on with her.

Hurry Miranda, go get those set ups quickly. You only have a few days before you have to leave again. HAHAHAHA. She has so much to prove and it’s so funny to watch her in action. Run randa run.

something smells @ 10/12/2008 at 9:00 pm

@31, nope. She’s on her way to Brandon Davis’s — you know — her go to breakup guy.

miranda and orlando @ 10/12/2008 at 9:51 pm

… have an account with bauer griffin

@mayfrayn @ 10/12/2008 at 9:54 pm

if a sex tape came out of orlando and her that she had sold to the press what would you think?

also dont you find him dating a panty model rather makes him shallow, sexist and a chauvanistic pig??

he may as well be dating a stripper or a p0rno star- close to what this girlie already is!!

jay lyon (the thinking girls man)

LOL This girl has s!ut running thru her like rok, why do you think orli boy is with her- sex plain and simple- see orli boy isnt different from the scuzzy men you know he is the same, you “shippers” should be seeing that- you support a man who likes a sl1utty woman?who goes from one man to another in a heartbeat? Fault here isnt with miranda- she sells sex- men like orli boy take it supply and demand– and my doesnt he go for the pre pubescent type= seems he has pedo tendancies and likes em young- 2 girlfreinds both look like young boys bodies and the exact same age- you must be proud of the guy you thought was deep and different to the usual guy- seriously this guy is such a letch… you may as well fancy any sleazeball than him.

you will see
carly
xxxx

Did her mom take down the kitchen curtains and make that dress? And it looks as though the wrap was cut from an old blanket. No makeup, oily face, oily hair, and she should get her very own shopping cart, she would fit right in with the homeless people, except of course they have more class than she does. I swear I have a friend who has the same fabric in her bedspread. Isn’t she supposed to be some kind of model, one who knows about clothes? No, guess not.

I LOVE miranda and she is the nicest girl in the world i have meet her and i love her. her and her brother are the nicest people in the world. i adorethis family.
they are all beautiful people

xoxo

actually I think the wrap is the blanket for the horse she is backing in the race she is going to. Maybe she is breaking it in by wearing it. There is something about her that makes me want to run fast.

Hey you don’t happen to know “Tim” do you? You know the other guy that came here to say how nice she was but turned out he said he worked for the vogue photographer but we found out he was dead years ago. ROFLMAO! She always keeps it so entertaining. Sure I bet they are the nicest people in the whole wide world.

Say hi to poostain for us will you? I hope he can get his night shift off so he can make it out for the show.

She does look like she would suck coq for a quater.
She can’t wipe that cheap look off her face no matter how hard she tries.

Holy Sheep dip! @ 10/12/2008 at 11:18 pm

So, the haters have stepped it up a notch. They stalk the web, looking for new pics or info on someone that they supposedly can’t stand, just to be the first to post. Then hide behind other’s names just to insult them. How sad, shallow, and horible must their real lives be to do this? PATHETIC LOSERS!
I had stayed out of the bashing that the Delphi girls had been getting. But now I am beginning to believe that they deserve everything that has ever been said about them. You just can’t stand the fact that people disagree with you, can you? You don’t debate, you fling mud and spout vulgarities. How can you justify your behavior? Just because posting here is anonymous doesn’t make you any less accountable for your words. Karma is a b*tch.
I’m sure that FroFro, or someone else from that awful board will come to their defense. But unless they come forward and condemn this latest behavior, they have no ground to stand on. They will have proved that they ARE a forum run by, and inhabited by, haters. Nothing more.
Pathetic.

@43
So, you are saying that when anyone ever says something foul about her they must be someone from Delphi. That logic won’t hunt. That is saying that one black person speaks for them all, or one hispanic speaks for them all. Or what is even worse blaming a whole group of people if one of them did something horrid. I remember my Mom saying when Kennedy was shot, people were ashamed they were from Texas, as if every Texan was to blame.
Not to even mention that because this board is anon. anyone can say anything, and there is no way to tell who or where they post. But people who think with the kind of logic you display are the ones who create a spirit of suspicion and hatred. Just because someone disagrees with me doesn’t make them my enemy, it simply means they think differently than I do. The people at Delphi are of like mind for the most part, it is not as though we are proposing violence against anyone, we simply express our opinons, and very contrary to the tripe that some people post here it is done in a friendly fun manner.

She is well dressed ONLY when working and when some other people are making the combinations. She has no stile at all. She has no ideas how to make a good combination. Look at her- bag, cap, dress, shoes. Ugly, very ugly.

Very true. Number 43 posted on Jared so she is now a Jared poster. Does that make her in the same league as everyone who has ever posted here ever? See how your logic works #43.
Get over yourself.

So what if some of them are. Not all are and people are free to express themselves however they want.
Miranda Kerr is an innocent little girl that needs your protecting.
She knows how to give it out and has time and again.

The latest posts on Delphi have been nothing but sarcastic silliness. That sarcastic phase is why I have to agree with #43. This reeks of Delphi. Or at least a Delphi member who is known to have verbally attacked May in the past.
So, Victoria, are you saying that this behavior is foul? Or are you giving it your blessing by not condemning it? This goes against all statements of “respecting all sides of the argument” that Delphi members keep insisting is their motto. Or is that all just talk?
C’mon Delhi girls. You can’t justify what happened here, can you? Stand up and prove that you are above this type of attack.
Or are you?

WTF are you going on about? Because to YOU it reeks of delpi that means it must be? dream on. Assume away.

Why should Victoria have to respond about an anon post that she knows nothing about?

@46 &47
I am not going to spend a great deal of time by discussing this with all and sundry. @46 yes she is now a JJ poster, and you proved my point you can’t lump one persons post in with everyone who posts here and say they are all the same. Either you didn’t read what I said, or you didn’t understand it. You can’t lump all Delphi posters together either or even decide that if someone posts here who is not a fan of Miranda they must be a Delphi posters, there are others in the world who aren’t that keen on her.

@47 No, I don’t think it is very nice for someone to make fun of Mayfran in such a manner, I wouldn’t like someone using my user name and saying things I would hate. While I personally do not believe that Mayfran is as innocent as she pretends to be, I would not hassle her in such a manner. And even though most on Delphi, get impatient with her, and the way she trashes the posters there at other sites, she has been treated with respect. Although that respect does not extend to pretending to agree with her.

#46
As far as telling someone to get over themselves, it seems a childish way to insult a person. So I will refrain from commenting to you in kind

I don’t hate people here who post about how much they like Miranda, I just disagree, my God an out of work actor and a underwear model are not worth getting that worked up over. Fun to watch, but not worth such violent emotions as hate.

mayfrayn has been “verbally attacked” in MANY places in the past. On LJ, on IMDB, on various blogs and on OBDiscussion, even by members of Olove no less. Just as there have been MANY negative comments about Miranda Kerr in all of those places and others. So who’s doing the attacking here? You wish to paint all “haters” with one broad stroke, but the fact is that the comments of a few people on one board are just a SMALL sampling of similar thoughts that have been expressed far beyond one site. The only thing that “reeks” here is your own BS.

ugly ugly fangirls @ 10/13/2008 at 12:52 am

Wow, so much obsession and hatred for Miranda and all because Orlando loves her,

you people need to move on and get over your jealousy as it’s
really sick and weird!!!!

I don’t know if jealousy is the right word, but obsession sure is.
They scan the internet looking for articles, pictures, interviews, etc. Then claim that she isn’t worth their time. Huh?
I’ve never seen anything like it. Not even during the KateHate era.
These people, wherever they are from, have way too much time on their hands.

Miranda kerr is soo daym pretty!

Wow i didn’t realize so many people hated Miranda.
For those who say she is ugly, i don’t know what you are looking at but considering she just got of a long flight and has no make up on, i think she looks better then probably most of you ever could in your wildest dreams. As for her clothes they aren’t ground braking but it’s more about comfort then style when your on a plane.
And for her being a so called “****” i think most of you are just hoping she is so maybe you could have a chance with her. And if she is thats her business.
Also some one said she has a child’s body or something? Just because she is fit and healthy unlike most of the fat slobs that are on the net all day, doesn’t mean she child’s body, just a body you wish you had.

from my experience of Delphi i would say that it is very unlikely to be someone off there, you don’t need to hide behind someone elses nickname in order to put your opinion out there - of course its shite to do that! did you really need someone to say that to you????

Do you think its more ilkely to be someone who pops on here periodically and thinks “i know how i can start stirring up a load of ****” A lot of people find the discussions on here hilarious……. its like an interactive video game if you can get people to respond..

unless of course YOU wrote it and it didn;t make enough of a splash for you……. so you thought you’d try again….

“Orlando is a letch” LOL couldn’t agree with you more, obviously so! he’s always saying he loves women…….

she`s sooooo cute!!!! i love her!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

dress is soo baggy but maybe it’s her new fashion

i love adriana lima

I have to agree with #43. This wasn’t some random poster. This is someone who knows May, and dislikes her enough to try to ridicule her on a public board. It does have all the earmarks of being a delphi user. You can protest all you want, but no other board is as single minded in their hate, as that one.

I think that she looks cute.
I would wear something like that for a long flight. Except that I can’t afford a Prada bag, I don’t look that good without makeup, and you would have to cut off the bottom tier of that dress so that it wouldn’t drag the ground when I walked. Plus the fact that I don’t have Orlando Bloom waiting for me at home. :(
Lucky girl.

the girl looks great im not crazy abut the outfit but she looks cute with that hat and i love the purse she looks beautiful considering the long flight and that she has no make up

Mayfrayn posts all over the shop - and is disliked by quite a few other boards , in fact she generally gets an agree to disagree comment off delphi when she goes on there with a few minor exceptions…

(what about, for example, the situation where someone on another board took the mickey out of her icons for Whorli and miranda……. that wasn’t a delphi user if memory serves…..)

and I, for one, don’t hate miranda, just the way in which she is choosing to live and pimp her life at the moment - don’t worry it goes for a lot of other celebs (including Whorli who i once had respect for) - the whole culture of celebrity sucks big time, a lot of people who timewaste, trying to demonstrate what joe normals life “should” be like if only they were rich/successful/beautiful enough and in reality they are often living a fucked up existence and relying on drugs (both prescription and class A) to get them through each day.

it makes a very sad comment on society today….

wow the delphi loons are losing their **** and there are no pictures yet i feel you pain idiots

sad blue people @ 10/13/2008 at 9:35 am

ahhh i love you guys in blue!!! but why so sad???

Eri I love it when you post. Please keep it coming.
Between you and Mayfrayn/Cute (her other nic) you
look so pitiful together. You two should hang out.
Can you run those rants you do in Italian too?
What fun you could have. Maybe she will let you use
the pink glitter pen too.

she has worn that dress before @ 10/13/2008 at 11:39 am

We have seen Miranda in that dress before, it looks like her comfortable dress, like you would wear on a flight. The top looks like a good choice from leaving chilly New York. I think the purse is pretty damn cool. I think it’s great that we see Miranda and Orlando wearing the same clothes over again, you know just like everyone else.
I can’t wait to see photos of her and Orlando together. I like them both!

Word is this one is called a bunny boiler and for good reasons.
He better be careful. It’s scary how much she tries to act just like him.
The girl is off kilter.

I read she won’t be doing much for David Jones anymore.
Just showing up to the races once and then Megan Gale takes
over yet again. I wonder if they will buy her out of her contract now
that they did the market research. Sounds like they are just giving her
mercy jobs now since they already hired her and giving all the important stuff to Megan

@67 where did you read this? RE: David Jones not using her

Padme the one and only @ 10/13/2008 at 1:29 pm

@69

Maybe she stolen a FBI secret dossier or such.
Bullshit that’s the word.

P-a-d-m-e
“peace” to you too—lovey ;)
Don’t you just love October? The end of the year. All that unrest and anxiousness swirling around, people unsure. The time of spiritual accounting; joy, regret-if sincere, atonement and transformation, always the opportunity for big change coming. No small coincidence that a certain anniversary is here too. Round again, another chance to set it right. Full moon’s tomorrow, yes? Tick Tock Miss Kerr.

The wait ani’t bullshit my friend it’s truth. Surely you heard by now.

Nice spin last time you were here (under that name anyway) saying Jay and Miranda broke up in June of last year. She was with him until at least September when she was still telling everyone he was the love of her life and writing songs together.

It was meant to read ‘word’ not sure why I typed wait.

mirranda Kerr dressed like beggars look like an ambulance at the money they dressed as hell.Models are prostitutes celebrities.Men with money do not have to go to the toilet as they have on them.

old habits @ 10/13/2008 at 3:47 pm

It’s here. The last time. He’ll have to be blunt with this one. Poor kid, desperately following him around now because she can’t pick up a hint. His “distraction” lately is just his way of phasing you out honey. He’s got an on the books project and your timer’s ding-ed. Not that he’s sweet in any of this-he used you just like the others. Don’t become like the last one, fretful and clingy, willing to do anything to keep “it” alive(and ffs, don’t pass on anymore jobs for yourself!!), because he doesn’t CARE sweets— he’ll just keep playing you if you keep coming around. He takes no responsibility for what he does. Leave with some dignity.
Before you know it he’ll pick up right where he left off, skanking around Hollywood. Already been. Wonder what’s left of his fans will say then, now that they’ve had their rosecolored glasses removed? Heard he’s already trying to kiss and makeup with them to recreate some buzz for himself and his new show. You got arrogant and thought you didn’t need them idiot–glad to hear you finally woke up (to at least a little) reality.

Nah. Buddha Boy will keep his hands clean. He’ll have one of his Team call her and do the deed. Just like with Kate. Cold and cowardly. So if you all of a sudden get a call from Aileen, Randa? Heads up.

something smells @ 10/13/2008 at 4:14 pm

@74
You write what some are desperate to hear, but is it real?

When did cpk ever pass up a job for herself?
If you know be specific. I think she just didn’t get offered
anything.

Okay I will say something nice for once:
I admire the guts it takes to wear open toe shoes with big ugly
feet like hers.

Okay, not so nice but I tried. She is fug from head to toe literally.

Insider festival in progress over here? That’s funny!

Wow Miranda, I see that you have been here trying to convince people that Orli loves you. Not gonna work dingho. Get a life.

eri- who is losing their shiit on delphi? I dont see it, nobody is that bothered from what I can see, so stop making it up.

I think you think the dislikers are bothered at this stage- and I can tell you a lot if not most dont give a damn, maybe they did in the beginning, but not now, why should they when he is disliked as much as her, like I have said before he is only good to look at, when he opens his mouth he spoils it . I just see pics of him with MK or not and hide the man boobs with my hand and admire his good looking face- thats all he has going for him- Im not bothered about money. And when you think when he looks like his father colin- all bald and fat- I wonder who will want him then? Prob not women like miranda, it ruins the image- sad thing is that by then he will still be after models- but they will run a mile at the dirty old man he will seem to them.

***I’m sure that FroFro, or someone else from that awful board will come to their defense. But unless they come forward and condemn this latest behavior, they have no ground to stand on. They will have proved that they ARE a forum run by, and inhabited by, haters. Nothing more.
Pathetic.***

Uh….#43, why on earth do I need to come here and defend or refute anyone? I dont really know Mayfrayn as I dont have discussions with her…..never have. I dont post where she posts, nor do I read what she writes anywhere on the internet unless she comes to JJ or Delphi once in a while. As well, I dont know who posted pretending to be her or where they post at regularly, or what their intentions were, although it does seem to be to make fun of her. Sorry….I”m not taking responsibility for what someone else writes. If they want to make fun of her thats their business….people talk trash about me and Im the only one that should take responsibility to go clear it up if I feel the need to. Why single me out to come take responsibility for the Delphi board as well? I dont run or moderate that board….never have. I just post there and have some friends there.

I say this all the time that I post as me, ONE PERSON that reads at various boards, and posts at a few of them once in a while. I dont have the time or desire to keep up with what every poster at every board says or does, nor with every topic that is brought up. Some have problems with Mayfrayn but I am not one of them as I am indifferent to her stance on Miranda or Bloom - basically what posts of hers that I have read are so far off from how I see things that I just really have no interest in what she says. Thats one reason I dont post at OLove because I know the rules there call for no discussing certain topics…most everyone there just thanks the picture poster for the pictures and talk about how cute he/they look (and I am not criticising that board in case anyone thinks I am)…..its just not my thing to talk that way. I hear Mayfrayn likes that board….good for her.

Do I think someone posing as her is the right thing to do? No. I have had that done to me at JJ before and I also didnt appreciate it, nor did I like having to post to defend myself even when I wasnt interested in the thread. I’d say if Mayfrayn has a problem with it, she should report it to the admins of this site and let them handle it, but seeing as this is an anon board and anyone can use whatever name they like when they like, then I would say that its fair game, sad as that is. But again, why should I personally be responsible for that?

Your comment directed at me was very high school. I’m not on some cheerleading squad in the likes of “us” and “them”. I dont have to condemn or condone anyones behavior if I dont feel the need to. I will defend something or someone if I know them personally and think the behavior towards them was unfair. I dont know Mayfrayn, like I said, so who am I to tell whether or not she deserves the enemies she has made? She seems astute enough to fight her own battles. Not sure exactly what your particular beef is with me personally though, but since you post anon, I dont even know who you are and dont care why you felt the need to drag me into it. I wasnt even bothering to post at this thread so as to not be thought a “hypocrite” by those who love to toss that word around without even knowing its meaning. And before you throw out the snark of “Why are you here then?”…..someone told me about your post. Im only here to answer it for myself since you felt the need to call me out for someone elses actions.

I just don’t understand all of this in-fighting amongst fans. Some will like his choice in girlfriends, some won’t. Neither side needs to give the other a reason why they feel as they do..they just do. Some believe every bit of gossip on web, whether it be from a legitimate news source, or someone’s blog. Some believe none of it. Is one side right and the other wrong?
NO!
Everyone will have an opinion, but at the end of the day, the only opinion that matters is Orlando’s. It’s his life. How would any of us feel if our friends thought that they could pick and choose whe we spend time with? We wouldn’t like it, would we?
Now could we try to be more civil? I know that civility in society is suffering a slow, gasping death, but we should try harder. Opinions are good. But if we disagree, can’t we do so without hurling insults? From both sides?
Just a thought.

Cabbage Patch got her picture quota at the theatre before she leaves.

Does she really think anyone believes this isn’t all set up?

I don’t get it, when ever she is seen alone she is all smiles, when ever she and the OB are together they both look miserable, like someone has forced them to show up somewhere and get their picture taken, He looks like he thinks she has cooties, and she acts like he should be worshipping at her feet and is very pissed he isn’t. These two are one of the biggest jokes in LA, everyone knows they are so fake, and from what I hear she is furious that he is making her look bad,

He does make her look bad and this time didn’t help either.
She keeps thinking more pictures will make people forget all else but
it doesn’t.
She should just give it up and stop making an ass of herself.
It’s clear as day its all set ups. No one gets snapped as much as this two, Not even Alisters.

Miranda and Orlando are so in love. It’s so wonderful to see. I hope they are together for a long time and make beautiful babies together.

How do you @ 10/14/2008 at 7:45 pm

I’m wondering, how do know if a picture is a set up?
What are the clues you look for?

They get enough tips I don’t think they need anymore.

Too funny that she got the name of the theatre wrong when she called it in. Another stupid dingo move.

bahahahaha
You’re a comedian. That’s a knee slapper really it is.

You won’t get many takers with that one. I don’t think anyone will
believe he is in love with her. He may be in a long long LONG list of men who have screwed her but no way does he love her.

That looks clearer with every set up she does.

Those pics were taken at the Arclight. The caption was wrong.

To use the “logic” being spouted here. I agree, there is a famewhore at work. He is in LA for a while, and manages to avoid paps. Then whenever he is out with this publicity hound, the photogs just HAPPEN to find him? Coincidence? I think not.
That Kris is one big famewhore. Orlando should drop him from his friends list.

No sorry you bloody idiot but that ISN’T the same logic.

If something happens once or twice it’s called a coincidence.
If it happens every Phucking time it’s a habit.
With her it is a very obvious habit that she sets up
just about everything she does.

I’m sure they will be trying to mix it up a bit and make things look
right. Too bad there is no way to turn back the clock on the things
already seen from the start.

But no worry. Let her go one looking the fool over and over again.
The more she does it the more people laugh at her.
I’m not referring to a few people on the internet either.

sweet alabama @ 10/15/2008 at 12:38 pm

making his way back home
his way back home again
soon on his way back to UK

But will he be alone Sweet Ally?
Oops. That’s right, she’s got that horse thingy doesn’t she? Lol. My bad. THAT won’t take long though yea? So…will he be alone for long is the betting question.

My bet? After seeing that yelling picture, I’d say alone for awhile.
She really needs to take a hint.

Thanks kannb!! My chuckle for the day ;)

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knows she can’t take the hint.
But that’s another story. Who is Kannb?

Actually, I don’t think she cares about the hints or not. It isn’t about that or even him maybe. It’s about the image of it and keeping her face out there longer.

bimbos r us @ 10/15/2008 at 3:32 pm

It must be so frustrating for her, She has forced the “supermodel” tag out there, but can’t live up to it. No major designer wants her, she didn’t walk one runway during fashion season, After just one show for DJ, they immediatly lowered her profile for them, and begged Megan Gale to return to carry most of the publicity. VS uses her less and less while hiring other models who get more play than she does, Her boyfriend? looks as though he can barely tolerate her, even though they don’t see each other for weeks or months on end. She is reduced to posing in less than respecable men’s magazines, usually half naked to keep her name out there and make any money. This has to be so not what she expected when she thought she had bagged Bloom, and walked the cat walk last Christmas for VS. It has all turned to crap, and I can’t even feel sorry for her, because she did it to herself. Oz doesn’t seem that interested in her anymore, She really never took NY by storm, and she is reduced to being papped with a boyfriend who looks as though he would rather be anywhere else, with anyone else. Don’t think this is the life she wants to be livin, and as far as being set up for life, Exactly what is she set up for?
Living in a trailer with Mom, who will still manage her little angel’s career. Maybe she can start showing up at some more dlist stuff, she is getting good at that.

….but yet she will keep going and going. Gotta hand it to the little energizer bunny(boiler). She is consistent isn’t she?
She will run it to the ground and she is so vain and delusional to see the whole world is laughing and rolling their eyes at her.
At least those in the industry.

The head of both DJ’s and VS have sidelined her so they must not think she is able to cut the mustard with a famous “boyfriend” (cough cough) or not.

You guys are hilarious!
Thanks for the entertainment. Your sad little lives have given me hours of chuckles.
Twisted facts. Circular logic. Imaginative interpretation. Flat out lies.
I love it.
Keep going. I know that there is nothing else for you to live for.

If you believe that she reads these things, you must realize that she is laughing her a$$ off right now.
You guys kill me.

your welcome @ 10/16/2008 at 2:19 pm

You are most welcome Miranda! Have a great day!

hehe.Either her or poo-scadoobeedoo.
I don’t believe it doesn’t matter to her or else she wouldn’t react
to every detail of it.

I wonder why she didn’t make another grand entrance when she arrived in oz? Could it be that no one gives a **** anymore and the telegraph isn’t pushing her anymore?

Gunnedah hobag @ 10/16/2008 at 7:33 pm

o! lerk att mea! Eye lerk tear+able.

:(

Gunnedah hobag @ 10/16/2008 at 7:37 pm

Numbah 5 @@@

Sco rood!!

it sucks to be you doesn’t it?So wasn’t she supposed to be cut out of orlando’s family and friends? althrough being pictured with his sister,sidi,chris and his father holding her dog last year and miranda meetin all the family at the gallery thing last year haters love to forget that and just LIE that she didn’t meet them

It’s ok Miranda. You are trying way to hard to divert attention to your so called haters. It’s really must be quite annoying for you that these so called haters know the truth about you. Have a great day.

No, it’s Miranda that runs around trying to fix everything after everyone points out what was wrong.
The meeting with Kris was predicted it would be next on her tick off list and so it was.
She did meet some family last year at the gallery but that was before he dumped her.
Don’t waste your time with Jared posters. Her problems are much bigger than that.

Run randa run, You might get one or two more to believe you. Sad cow.

This place needs an edit button or preview page. The comment was directed at #105 not #104. Scuse the typo.

It doesn’t suck to be me. Not at all, thank you. Have a great day.

@107 Maybe not giving her any more helpful hints would be helpful. lol Then she can sink on her own a lot faster.

Have a great day.

Is there a sense of repeated-ness at justjarad. Why do I even come to this site?

The same idiots bagging one celebrity, bag all celebrities. What a sad, sorry existence it must be to exist in that space.

Miranda is hot and incredibly beautiful, yet some people on this miserable site bag her - why? how many of you have ever met her? Good question. How many of you actually know Jennifer Anniston, Katie Holmes or any other celebrity who has unfortunately suffered your abuse? Grow up and become educated and make something of yourself instead of wallowing in such uneducated crap that you yourselves write.

#$@#$. If Miranda was out saving the whales from extinction you would still find something to bag on her about!

Miranda always looks so radiant.

love you Miranda, stay beautiful

Wow, people sure seem to know a lot about her. How is that possible?

Miranda is beautiful @ 10/21/2008 at 7:24 pm

This girl is beautiful. What is wrong with some of you people? oh well, differant strokes and all that!
Peace

sounds like someone is making excuses for her.
I think people gave very specific reasons for their distaste for
this girl. Mainly she is known as a liar and a manipulative cheat.

I’m sure she acts like a victim and says she is being picked on for no reason from Orlando fans but frankly they have very good reasons for not liking her.

the person here saying she is ugly and can’t believe she is a VS model is the SAME PERSON ON EVERY SINGLE THREAD. I’m convinced. Miranda is pretty. How would she feel if she saw what you wrote? Geezus woman. Get over it, get away from behind the computer. Plud, alexandra looks wierd sometimes but generally quite beautiful. Also, um, Gisele Bundchen is NOT hot. She has a man face!!! Who can second that?

One of fortunate few @ 10/23/2009 at 1:19 pm

Miranda’s one of those fortunate women who can wear almost any style of outfit and still look good. Even things that would look outrageous on most women she manages to make acceptable. Dressed up or dressed down, this girl is a super-cutie.

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