Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant… With John Mayer’s Child?

This stuff sounds like Paris Hilton’s media junk. John and Jen have sunk to a pathetic level.

It absolutely not TRUE, she has taken photos in bikini two weeks and maybe it just trick to get John Back!!! SLUTTTTT JEN

AGREE WITH ” AMENTOTHAT “….If jennifer was pregnant, she really needs to lay off those nicotine sticks and her wine sipping….The last post about her ( on other sites also ), showed her walking to a nail salon with a nicotine log on fire hanging out of her mouth………Then the article stated she was served ” white wine and cheese “, at her posh salon…………The trashy tabloid just wants pubilcity….

# 156 mj @ 10/20/2008 at 9:25 pm It absolutely not TRUE, she has taken photos in bikini two weeks and maybe it just trick to get John Back!!! SLUTTTTT JEN
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Lets stop with the **** talk. If you have nothing nice to say leave this site. Shes got a kick a** body and legs there gorgeous shes just gorgeous she can wear a bikini anytime she wants, i personally don’t see anything wrong with it!!!!

Yes folks it is True! Jen A. seen recently canoodling John M. is preggers!!!! The two love birds shacked up for some quick WhamBams at John M.’s bachelor pad.

In keeping with the spirit of John’s forlorn love song written for Jen, “My old lady is a two-bagger”, Jen proved again what a good sport she is! Friends say she wept tears of joy when she heard the soulful tune…..saying “He hasn’t forgotten me!”

Jen was seen carrying in an overnight bag of sexual aides which friends tell us included two matching paper bags. One for her and one for him (in case her bag fell off).

Admidst reports that He!! doth freeze over, the glowing mom to be announced her baby joy! Nothing Jen does is without controversy though. There seems to be some confusion as to who the baby daddy really is!

After the two love birds split the last time Jen was seen canoodling with many, many, MANY different men, Gerard Butler was first in line to surrender a DNA sample to clear himself, Orlando Bloom, and a Tranny who works the Hollywood and Vine corner were quick to follow! Leo DiCaprio’s agent said he was unavailable for comment leading some to speculate that Jen’s Bodyguard had it right when he leaked to the press, “They are doin the naked pretzel”

Insiders tell us that Courtney Cox offered a DNA sample just in case anyone misinterpreted the pics of Jen clinging to her as if she was the last life ring on the Titanic.

Insiders are on the fence as to whether or not to believe John’s claims of studliness. Friends are warning Jen that this may be a publicity stunt on Mayer’s part and that the real baby daddy is none other than Tom Cruise, who was rumored to have passed out sperm samples to anyone who would take them, before his marriage to Katie Holmes.

Jen is blissfully happy (if confused about who knocked her up) and was seen shopping for infant bikinis and speedos as she plans to deliver on the beach in Mexico.

Rumor is that the “delivery” beach she has in mind has been reserved for the special day and will be fully stocked with Marlboros, chicken salad, and a hairdresser so that Jen can have that Dream Birth she has always wanted!

Cast your vote!
Who is the baby’s father?

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Honestly if Jen is knock up that will end the triangle but what about John’s fans that hate her guts. That’s not going to stop long as they are together. Brad/Angie fans have stopped. It is other people trash talking Jen. Jen is not likeable these days by the media.

Anlgsp @ 10/20/2008 at 3:22 pm
Dear Piper, that’s absolutely not the point!
This is not the standard we hold her up to, but you treat her like she’s the ONLY ONE in the show business doing that kind of things! I could mention million of celebrities doing worse things like selling their children pictures to tabloids for MONEY or call the paparazzi to take picture of their fights or God knows what else! Jennifer Aniston compared to all those celebrities is TRULY A CLASSY WOMAN! What I’d like you to understand is just that she’s one of them and she HAS TO behave like that to survive in Hollywood, so if you can’t stand her then you should ignore her! It’s people like you that make her even more famous! Anyone in her shoes
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Again you don’t have a point or at least your logic is no logic at all. explain to me how she’s classy when you just said, once again and I again agree with you, that she plays the game aka manipulates like other people in hollywood? if she’s the same as other people doing the same things as other people in her shoes would do, how is she classy???? i am beginning to think Jennifer Anniston’s fans just like the sound that the word “classy” makes and not know that it really means.

here’s my point again, since you didn’t get it the first time. I couldn’t care less if she feels like she “needs to survive” by calling the paps to document EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF HER LIFE (gag) but it annoys me greatly when she won’t admit to playing the media game when it’s so obvious that she is playing and playing hard. Evidence? These past few days alone, how many “sighting” have we had of her? Don’t insult my intelligence by saying somehow that those are “impromptu”. she’s not that famous (i know it hurts but it’s the truth once you get your head out of her ass).

secondly, it annoys me greatly that she then, and this is my point from before, PRETENDS to be outrage at the fact that there’s always paps hanging around when really it’s quite obvious she or I am sorry, the people who works for her did the tipping. again, do not insult my intelligence to say somehow that they always manage to find her. it’s funny how they always manage to find her whenever there’s movement in the Jolie-Pitts camp or whenever she has something to promote or some image to be fixed. my point, play the game but play it well. her “media games” may work say, back in the 50s when studios can spread outrageous lies or make up fabricated stories about their stars to protect their image BUT in this age of internet, shared information and savvy readers and analysts, her games are stale, sad and most of all, quite obvious. the obvious part of her game has recently been pointed out by everyone over and over again (except for her stupid fans - yeah I said it).

Of course the Jolie-Pitts plays the media, too but the big difference is well, frankly my dear, they’re more interesting plus they do it well. namely, THEY DON’T HIRE “FRIEND SOURCES” TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HARD THEIR LIFE IS IN THE SPOTLIGHT at the same breathe live for those headlines. Neither did they call Oprah “set the record straight” nor did they issues statements of denials ALL THE TIME about things that most people couldn’t care less about. You cannot say that she is more hounded by the paps than AJ’s family yet every time that question is raised, Brad&AJ always say somewhere along the line of “it’s tough but we know how to deal” not “oh you can’t believe what you read” or “they always make up stories about me”. Shup up. If you don’t like it, don’t play. you can’t pick and choose what they can do or say when half of the time you’re working with them and let’s be honest, need them. if it’s not for gossip headlines, what would they talk about that would bring up Jennifer Anniston? her success in the movies? her many charities work? or perhaps stories on what Norman ate today? the other big thing that annoys me about this media-HOrnious is this her “friends” constantly coming to her defense and issuing statements. you’d think Jennifer Anniston’s friends would have no day jobs for all of the statements, denies and “unbiased observations” they have to make about her life week in week out LOL.

also, believe me when I say, I do not and have not ever contribute to making JA famous, figuratively speaking or financially speaking. never once had I the desire to explain who JA is if I hear people ask “who’s Jennifer Anniston”. never once had I the desire to watch Friends or any JA’s movies so one cannot tribute her popularity, growing or otherwise, on me. what am I guilty of is perhaps letting my GREAT distaste for this woman occupies too much of my time (and yes, I’m considering the past 10 minutes I spent writing this post “too much”). in my defense, SHE ANNOYS ME GREATLY and every time I see her face “being cute” like she’s some teenager it irritates me.

god i hope i’ll have more directions when i reach my 30s than this woman-child.

I don’t believe she is pregnant, but this is the next move for a used up near 40 year old ho who’s movies don’t sell any way. Kinda thought a old ho like her would be good about taking bc pills but I guess not since she is showing us every day how dumb she is. John fell for the hype of phony old Jen. Time for this old bird to start having hot flashes. Jen when you get old and uglier their will be plenty of us young girls to keep John busy when he is on tour. Sure you will have to stay home with some kind of kid. when John hit the road. In your older age.

“Jen is blissfully happy (if confused about who knocked her up) and was seen shopping for infant bikinis and speedos as she plans to deliver on the beach in Mexico.”

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Hah. Australia’s NW Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston’s prayers have been answered and she’s pregnant with a baby. A real-life baby! You go, Jen! And to think of all the people who laughed at you for freezing John Mayer’s used condoms. It finally worked!

Friends tell the magazine that John Mayer and Jen are back together for the sake of their unborn baby! The friends also say she’s pregnant and loving it. Maddox must be behind this prank.

If Jenny was knocked up, you know that ***** would have crashed the “Changeling” premiere with her ultrasounds and positive pregnancy test in hand! She would’ve run down the red carpet screaming, “TAKE THAT, MADDOX! SCORE ONE FOR THE CHIN!”

If it is true, that baby is going to pop out of Jenny and immediately file a request to be adopted by the Brangelina holy family.

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Michael K.

WHO THE FCUK CARES! HOPEFULLY, THEY WILL STOP THEIR OBVIOUS GME & FAMEWHOR-ING

You have got to be kidding me. After all the men this tramp has slept with in the last four years, Jen fans still look at her as someone to worship. How ignorant and stupid do you twelve-year olds have to be to continue your fruitless efforts in supporting this overexposed nut-job. Every single post supporting Jen is the same. Mindless and incorrect.

if john lost himself in the publicity who*ing ing is jennifer aniston then i guess it is TRUE!!!1 GOD YESS!!!! Jen and john tabloid front covers thru the end of the YEAR!!!!!!!