Hayden Christensen Swipes A Snack

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GOD same clothes as I said now before he had flip flops with long sleeves on strange combo. JJ didn’t get all the pics he had 2 bags in his hands the same time. Sorry but he does look all that great

Spencer Christenpratt is so cute. I love his bape cap.

Poor media addict. He can do anything for attention, I fear an attempt to Seppuku with his lightsaber.

Hayden and Rachel make a great “worst on-screen couple”…since their Jumper was probably the worst movie ever… ughh that movie was horrible so are Hayden & Rachel’s faces… good thing Rachel knows how to dress up well…

Please, could one of Hayden’s die-hard fans send him a new hat in the mail? Thanks.

He’s wanted to marry me for over three years but says you won’t let him break up with you. That you will talk crap about him and release a sex tape, well, that will only make YOU look like a fool! Contrary to what he tell you he IS ready for marriage and has been for some time, but keep giving him drugs and keeping him out of rehab and you will find yourself under investigation by the F.B.I. and threatening to release a sex tape is blackmail and a felony…

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05cvows.phtmlOctober 21, 2005

Verify it yourself! :) (Glen rhymes with “Den” and Clarkson is a reference to the Forty Year Old Virgin chest waxing scene.)

I love her outfit and hairstyle

link broken, here are the words.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05cvows.phtml

05c: Catherine Zeta-Jones / Franz Ferdinand

Musical Vows

Priest…..Jason Sudeikis
Glen…..Will Forte
Gina…..Catherine Zeta-Jones
Glen’s Father…..Fred Armisen
Glen’s Mother…..Amy Poehler
Gina’s Mother…..Tina Fey
Gina’s Father…..Horatio Sanz
Wedding Guest…..Finesse Mitchell

[open on interior of church with bride, groom, and priest]

Priest: Glen, will you have Gina to be your wife, to love her in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?

Glen: I will

[Glen's father has his arm around his wife's shoulders as they look on proudly]

Priest: Gina, will you have Glen to be your husband, to love him in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?

Gina: I will.

[Gina's parents also look on proudly, her father smiling as her mother fights back tears, his arm also around her shoulders]

Priest: As you all know, Glen and Gina are very active in our church choir. They love to raise their voices unto the Lord any chance they get. So on this most special of days, they’ve decided to sing their own vows. Without any further ado, I give you Glen and Gina. [steps away as soft organ music begins to play and the couple take each others' hands]

[Gina's parents smile eagerly]

Glen: [singing] When I first met Gina / in old town Pasadena, / my heart and my soul agreed, / she’s such a beautiful person / with such a tender smile, / and she’s also so intelligent. / I love her family and her style of dress. [Gina's parents smile and nod] / Her manners are so impeccable. / And from that moment I knew / that woman would be Mrs. Glen Clarkson. [Glen's parents smile broadly]

Gina: [singing] When I first met Glen, / my heart skipped a beat; / I thought I had a condition. / Then I realized, / oh yes I surmised, / our two hearts were beating as one. / He had real good hygiene, / yes I mean he was clean. / He let me wear his jean jacket. / That’s when I knew / that he’s the man for me, / and so I asked him to spank me. [Gina's parents are clearly confused and unpleasantly surprised]

Glen: [singing] We went back to my flat. / I bent her over my knee / and I paddled her bare bottom with fury. [Glen's mother draws back and eyes the couple warily while his father looks on, stone-faced]

Gina: [singing] Such heavenly smacks / on both sides of my crack. / Hours and hours of spanking. [Gina's parents blink in disbelief]

Glen: [singing] I tried to stop, / tried to close up shop, / but my hungry palms wouldn’t let me. / So I fed my palms a meal / of womanly butt steak / and downed half a bottle of Quaaludes. [Glen's parents desperately try to pantomime to Gina's parents that they knew nothing about this and do not at all approve]

Gina: [singing] But soon my tokhes had enough, / so we turned the tables / and the spanker became the spank-ed. [she pokes Glen's nose] [Gina's father looks nervously back towards the crowd while her mother shakes her head] / I started calling him names / that I couldn’t say in church, / ’cause that would be really tasteless.

Glen: [singing] The hairs on my tush / were standing at attention / the second they felt her swattings. / And I have to admit, / it felt so right, / I immediately thought of my mother. [spoken] I love you, mom! [Glen's mother clutches at the neckline of her dress in distress and mouths, "Oh, my God!"]

Gina: [singing] My heart was so full; / it was a spank festival. / It went a little something like this.

[Glen bends over and Gina spanks him while hitching her skirt with her other hand, creating the impression that she is sort of a cowgirl. All the while, he sings "Ooo-ooo" and she sings "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Glen's mother has fallen into sobs while his father tries to comfort her. An elderly gentleman in the pews whispers excitedly to his female companion. The spanking continues while another wedding guest smiles and rocks back and forth to the music with index fingers raised. Gina's mother faints in her seat. The spanking ends, and Glen and Gina rejoin both hands.]

Glen and Gina: [singing] And that’s how we fell in love. [they kiss each other lightly on the lips as the music ends]

Priest: [returns to stand before the couple] Uh… [clears throat, looks down, opens his mouth, nods and looks down] Okay. Um, Glen and Gina, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Glen, you may kiss the bride.

[Glen and Gina's faces approach, but then Glen kisses his own fingertips]

Gina: [rapturously] Oh!

[Gina turns around and bends over, and Glen commences spanking her, shouting out, "Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!" as "Ode to Joy" plays]

Priest: Or you could do that. That’s good, too.

[fade to black]

Oh HayDAMN, look what you’ve done to yourself and/or look what have you become?! Even your SW mentor GL would be ashamed of looking at what state you’re in right now (as he already shifted his attention nowadays to Shia LeBeouf) … just pathetic!

@#1

AGREE! Same ole filthy outfits just like what… 2 days ago?! It looks like that he just packed a 5-piece-clothing on his probably month long stay in LA huh!
And does he really have a place to stay these days in LA coz it looks like that borrowed SUV is where he’s doing his routines e.g. sleeping, eating and or whatever you all might think of - lol!
Just sure wait up for a day or so, he’ll be (deliberately) caught up again buying bubble gum, candy, soda, toothpaste, etc. all courtesy of his gnomish gff’s (obvious) PR friends - swak!

@gina r I have grave concerns about you-please take your medicine.

@smilehex sent you a PM, we can keep this nice if you back off just a bit OK? Hayden’s voice BTW was not used because he would not have been available for the duration of the TV series. I think GL made it quite clear in a interview.

@trevise In your dreams, Hayden is at Rachels house, driving her car and looking after the dog–idiot you shoud team up with gina r, then again you probably already have.

@#21 - voice of reason
Not available? Does he look that busy to you? As to me he doesn’t, sorry. I think this guy could be glad to have more jobs.
Nothing against you at all, but I’m too angry about him to back off right now. All his many lies, the complete fake image etc. just hurt too deep, so let me express that please.

hayden is a drug ***** so is his F*** buddy rachel

@ # 20 : Alexis Beldel is “genuinely” beautiful, tall, decent, sensible, grounded and definitely “no” mediawhore…
- Undeniably true. One of the very few whom you can tagged as “cut above the rest” (www.shareapic.net/content.php?id=9948248) from all those HW media-***** Someone like her deserves a real prince and so not some “sleazy-looking-pauper”.
Anyhow what up w/ her name been dragging on this thread anyway?!

@ #23 : but I’m too angry about him to back off right now….
Just keep on “firing & rocking” all the way!

DOUCHel must be on cloud nine right now… seeing her bff/lapdog face on those tacky tabs. (her sole & typical things along w/ her PR flunkies) w/c is one of her career goals in life or better put… following her HW legacy as “press/public attention at all cost”!

Some of you people are seriously screwed in the head.

According to me a loser. And pathetic, it you are HC and RB then only together if there is a camera in the neighbourhood, and into the camera truth from among commissioners one of the attentions. Mental two pathetic ones and onto so much in them the stagey talent than an three monthly in water body the life.

He looks fine to me too, as much as that can be determined from behind the wayfairers (sp?). I agree with Jim. Guys do this all the time - regular guys, anyway. So I guess he hasn’t completely crossed over to the dark side of Hollywood yet. He also doesn’t look very happy to be having his picture taken.

Yes men do this all the time!He’s no different then any other average male.

He would probably have better luck not being followed if he would stop driving Rachel’s car. Buy a car, rent a car, or borrow someone else’s car and we may not see you for a few days.

Even his skinny jeans need a belt. Looks like he has had the life sucked out of him. He does, however, look reasonably clean.

I HATE that hat.

@ 40
So how do you know this?

@40

Wow. You figured out all that from looking at pictures of him walking in and out of stores for 2 years.

I’d better make sure my husband shaves when he’s on vacation. I don’t want the women in our neighborhood to think he’s a drug addict and that I’m “encouraging his dependency”.

Heeeelp!! Woof! I have nothing more to drink and eat. Hayden eats a white powder through his nose and sleeps all the time.

These drug accusations are slanderous and based totally on pictures and opinions. There is no proof of it. You people who feel the need to constantly bash this guy who has done nothing to you are ridiculous. Get a life.

he is a loser, almost as big of a loser as his gf

According to me not addicted and not too alcoholic only unhappy in this contact. Is not what his work would take drug or booze from though, costs money in Hollywood. And RB unhappy look at it the was made of him pictures. A happy man does not look in this manner.
It that addicted from where you buy it?
Not nobody needs drawn addicted one because of that, but because of that because he does not have a theatrical talent. Unfortunate a big loser and will not be other yet does not find a girl like that who is truth and capable one for him again happy to do.
RB not capable onto him, this sure and they do not match.

another song :

La pendule de l’entrée,
S’est arrêtée sur midi
A ce moment très précis
Où tu m’as dit je vais partir
Et puis, tu es partie
J’ai cherché le repos
J’ai vécu comme un robot
Mais aucune autre n’est venue
Remonter ma vie
Là où tu vas tu entendras j’en suis sûr
Dans d’autres voix qui rassurent
Mes mots d’amour
Tu te prendras au jeu des patients conjures
Et tu verras l’aventure
Le grand amour……

ça s’en va et ça revient
c’est fait de tout petits riens
ça se chante et ça se danse
et ça revient ça se retient
comme une chanson populaire.

L’amour c’est comme un refrain
ça vous glisse entre les mains
ça se chante et ça se danse
et ça revient ça se retient
comme une chanson populaire
ça vous fait un coeur tout neuf
ça vous accroche des ailes blanches dans le dos
ça vous fait marcher sur des nuages
et ça vous poursuit en un mot.

ça s’en va et ça revient
c’est fait de tout petits riens
ça se chante et ça se danse
et ça revient ça se retient
comme une chanson populaire.

Toi et moi, amoureux,
Autant ne plus y penser
On s’était plus à y croire
Mais c’est déjà une vieille histoire
Ta vie, n’est plus ma vie
Je promène, ma souffrance
De notre chambre au salon
Je vais je viens je tourne en rond
Dans mon silence.
Je crois entendre ta voix tout comme un murmure
Qui me disait je t’assure
Le grand amour
Santi à temps viendra pour toi j’en suis sûr
Il guérira tes blessures
Le grand amour…….

Thank you my love, my Grand Passion and my True Love! :) :) :)

http://www.desiringhayden.net/images/displayimage.php?album=1231&pos=64

Please loose the user my, sweetlove.

@56
I think your comments are outrageous! Your a low person to say RB wouldnt care if she killed someone and using several names isnt disguising yourself so why bother!?

…and according to Hayden he’s broken off with Rachel so she is not his ‘girlfriend’.

@ 60
Everytime you post this BS your making yourself look more and more low but it appears you like that otherwise you would have stopped by now.Go ahead and keep making yourself look pathetic.

@62
bimbos are at least good looking and sexy, bilson is just a ditz

Some of you sound so dumb thinking, Hayden flew here and there. I know from a very reliable source he is in LA and is working on DB still. He dropped Rachel off at the airport is all for media press attention. The guy’s head in that blog site was not Hayden in Utah with Rachel. The blog would have said so. The hair shade was wrong and Hayden is much taller then this guy. Besides, Rachel went with a few other people from what it sounded like to KFC to eat lunch.

I know what character’s name Hayden plays in DB. But, since some of you are making threats to back off. I’m not going to tell you what his name is. Hint. I will give you a hint. The first letter starts with an “E”. Let’s see who can figure it out? Like I said. I have a very reliable source. You probably won’t believe me anyway but, you’ll see! :lol:

Even Hohan & Samho are far more relevant than them…

//popsugar.com/slideshow/2378489

ON-screen and/or OFF screen, that Tankper duo are “non-existent and/or just doomed”!

Still NOT… jeeez!

@ 68 - popsugar.com/slideshow/2378489
- As in… POPSUGAR’S COUPLES WHO WORKED WELL TOGETHER…

Not surprising at all. To think that RB is one of their most patronized ztartlet huh! Said blog site gets to be more “realistic” this time around – great move!

I just pleasure myself watching VT without the sound. I love Hayden, good sextoy.

If the sex exists video, where it is possible to get this then because I would look at it?

Anyway not addicted, even it a big loser.

Are RB and HC together? PR is a catch only.
The man escorts his pair onto a wedding even in Hollywood.

Didn’t know he was still here.Ithought bone deep was finish three weeks ago.There was no reason for him to return.Doen’t look like he is doing a movie.Have him and rachel called it quits already? why he looking so down in the dump.Something is wrong with that. I think its over.

@love78 Do really know what going on with them.She did Adam the same way.Also you really don’t know why he really threre anyway.Its was all the media attention for rachel not him.He can dump her you know nothing is good going with them.He was not like that the other day.He is not a loser because of being with her.She the one the loser for making up false thing about her relationship with him (which either one will talk about).The Clothing line which she copied from other people.And not prmoting herself like she suppose to.Bring up things that she know that hayden is not going to do for her.(like married her or have any kids with her) He just brorrowed her car to get around in.WE don’thave any proof of him living with her.I have seem the distance from where she live and LA. Because when he not here she’s not at home all the time.Rachel have told lies too.So when they say it themselves i will believe it then.This is all hear say.No one have ask them that .No other magazine has said other wise.You think that he’s content about all of this i don’t think so.People have problems just like us and you don’t know the real reason yourself. Something just don’t fit with him looking like that.and you all stop saying he’s a loser because who he’s hanging with.We don’t know the whole story.I can’t believe she just left and did a movie.why isn’t threre any pictures of her on location.But i still think something is wrong.That don’t make any sense what you said.Just because he escorted her to the airport and the others things you mention don’t mean nothing.Anyone can be nice.He also went home for Thanksgiving with his family .Did she go I don’t thinkk so.Oh you saying that hayden won’t dump her for someone else?She is not the only girl that lives in LA.Because that is what it leading toward.Or she might dump him.

Hi hefre,
Are you kidding?
They are together.
Bye, I’ve to work and change my username for the next time.

Looks like doing cocaine and heroin these days as well as weed. Clearly only eats when he gets down from being high and then he goes for sugar because that gives a high too. Looks so skinny you could use him to jimmy open a car door. Clothes are slept in and gross when he put them on two days ago, judging by the pictures. Doesn’t look unshaven and dirty but that’s probably next. He’s looked unshaven and filthy for this whole year. Must be doing drugs with RB, she’s been looking bad too, hair greasy and skin broken out.

Stop posting pictures of a drugged out corpse, JJ. Not kind.

@#68

Can you really blame PopSugar NOT to include them on that survey’s list?!
Popsugar just COINCIDED just like everyone else that whatever those 2 are doing, one won’t feel anything sensual or even chemistry about them. Such a yawnville - Absolutely Boring Squared!
Like if they really do stay in one roof together, “they sleep in separate beds, wear pajamas and slippers and drink warm milk”…. ZZZZZZZ- lol!

i feel bad for him.

i mean first of all the whole thing going on with his dad must b devistating

add to that the line of work he is on demands him to be the opposite personality type he really is. plus the work itself is stressful

add to that a g/f that disrespects him and walks all over him

people consistently criticising him and bashing him.

plus if he is prone to depression/anxiety, this intensifies the stress.

@88
why should anyone love him, he has no talent and sells his so called popularity to make a buck, is dating whoever he can get his hands on, even if it is a talentless plagiarizing retarded midget.

For your info Just Jared made a mistake, Natalie Portman is not shooting a perfume commercial in Paris, she has integrity, she refuses to be a Hollywood w**** and sell herself for a buck
Hayden and Natalie did SW together and look where she is and where he ended up, he is pitiful , she was right not to date this loser

@90
what 2 fans? and why are u his fans anyway, b/c he is so talented or has so much integrity, and he treats you his fans as sh**, seems to me you are the dum @$$.

he has been acting since he has been a kid, almost as long as Natalie, he is just not any good

I like yogurt, too.

Is is my wishes of fondest to make the sucking on his neck and other unusual and various regions.

Also, to have easy access unfettered to the lower regions in addition.

Without proof all the accusations of drug use are stupid. It does appear that there is something not right with him. Maybe his family should step in. He does not look happy and has lost the sparkle in his eye that he used to have.

He may not be the best actor but, then again, I don’t expect Oscar winning performances everytime I watch a movie. I just want to be entertained.

Comments of a sexual nature are not appropriate.

Guy is obvious junkie. Probably still wearing the same clothes and passed out somewhere. Total loser to be pissing everything away that SW gave him. RB and SM may be pure poison but Capt Herbalife/Major Meth took it gladly like the coward he is. Need rehab bad…where is is family?

That to marry him then and child from him, if he dies in an overdose. To keep somebody in this manner beside himself, that supplies it with drug?
But it is allowed to know it with something to blackmail and is left because of this in a contact like that in which until a full measure unhappy and does not feel well in the contact.
Unbelievable!

@ 104

It makes perfect sense, Bilson is feeding him drugs to keep him addicted and wants to get pregnant and does not care if he dies of an overdose as long as she gets his money for her and their kid. She is a rat! But if anythings happens to him Bilson will go to jail.

I see the crowd is restless again and making up stories and various usernames are back. Geez what a surprise.

Hayden is an addict for sure no question. Personally I think RB will ************ for having used him so bad and for no other reason but to promote herself, but prison is unlikely. Only poor people actually serve sentences in jail.

They haven’y offically said that was a couple yet.Why don’t you all leave that alone for now.Who came up with that anyway.Just because he was friendly with her don’t mean a thing . Both of them date other people.Like this summer she was seen with other guys/.No one seem to mention them at all.As soon as hayden pop up he’s her boyfriend..Just say that he someone she hangs out with when he’s in town.Because that what she do is steal his spotlight when he’s there.Just to be seem.You all that talk about him is on drugs and not going nowhere.Cause you all keep talking about him here.Haven’t you have enough of it. Other actors do the same thing that he and nothing is being said.Stop naming sienna miler and other girls he had hang out with.You all Rachel is a best thing that ever happen to him.She is not just because jumper.This willsoon pass like everthing HE and rachel havw done.No one know the future here of these two people.Let him live his the way he want to.He not bothing anybody just being hisself. To way you all talk like he really going to marry her of something.He don’t have marriage on his mindnor does she.All she want she can get out of him.Which is nothing so far.Rachel is the speading lies about him doing things for her.Which he haven’t done and won’t do.See she had to get out there and her own movie deal didn’t she That should you all something.Also natalie did the commerical that’s a form of making money.Every actor does it andits not a crime.So leave hayden alone it been a week now.Just mad cause you all haven’t seem his picture lately. Stop the hate and move on.

Look, HC is without doubt a serious junkie and the candids he’s taken for the last 18 months, the appearances he’s blown off, the rotten performances, the lies and the rude sarcastic way he’s talked to fans prove it. He’s stupid and a loser for dating RB and an ******* for lying about it but the real proof that his career as an actor is OVER is Jumper and VT. He can’t blame anyone for those it was all him doing that characterless and bad acting as Davey and the adult sex film that apparently people are using as a marital visual aid. The guy is a **** and deserves to be flushed back to Toronto where he came from, and his whole worthless family.

@113—the only person that should be flushed anywhere is you and your countless usenames, get over your whole he let me down attitude, your just annoyed that you managed to get banned from Imdb.

That takes a huge effort congrats on your performance or should I say lack off one. Go hang out with your friends in E-Mail you deserve one another.

Don’t believe I have ever heard of FG as an adult sex film, what are you 14 years old-it was the 60’s do some research or are you a prude? You have a double standard.