Jennifer Aniston Has A Baby Bump???

deana @ 10/23/2008 at 11:49 pm
I am not obsessed with any one. I do like Jen I was always a fan.
I’m tired of all the bull actually with all 3 of them its never ending and we all have something to do with it..
I’m a fan to a lot of great actors in Hollywood there never spoken of we never comment on them. Why is that Jill?? So I’m rarely on here i better things to do with my life.
I say that to you with angie and brad b/c thats not what you really believe. Jen didn’t want a baby she wanted to work. I don’t care anymore I’m tired of arguing the same ole. Don’t ever tell me to cry myself to sleep. I don’t cry for people I know nothing about nor really care about. Only my family and friends i would cry over, you’ve gotta be kidding me with that statement.. Jill if you cry over angie and brad your really a sick person.
Hey everyone goodnight Enjoy Life
P.S. I sometimes get so angry with this crap i actually say things i don’t mean just to see how you people are really obsessed and OMG are you all obsessed.

Word is Jennifer wants to get back together with John, but ONLY if he keeps his mouth shut and stops talking to the press.
Can you believe her.?! He trash talks her, but it’s okay. Jen is going to change John into a man she can really trust. OMG OMG
This is why Jen gets zero respect.
She has NO respect for herself.

How old is she.?? And she still has no clue.

to deana -
Sorry deana that people get so wicked online. It should be all about voicing your opinion. Everybody’s right about something. Sometimes it goes overboard. We all just want JA to finally have a happy life. It’s tiring to see people so miserable.
Take care

MAN,

why can’t Maniston’s fans finally have joy for “Jen’s” renewed “happiness’ with John” ???? because even her “fans” know her PR MO by now. they know it is another desperate attempt like “Joe the plumber”…

# 286 jade @ 10/24/2008 at 3:12 am

Hi Jade, you’re welcome. Actually, I think Lydia (two posts above you) said it much better than I did.

Aniston isn’t a bad person; she just acts like a total airhead and it drives me up the wall to see a grown woman acting like that.
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lydia @ 10/24/2008 at 2:57 am

Excellent post. You said it all.

btw, angie did not “trap” brad by getting pregnant. Brad always wanted kids, he was a damn willing participant in the pregnancies!! LOL!!!

@Jade

I can not stay too long. I have cold and I want to walk in the park, to get fresh air and sun (the best medicine, and a lot warm tea and honey, thanks to all my sisters in Jude-land. You should visit me there (on IMDB specially). It is a warm feeling among my “sisters” in Jude-land)

Thanks for your caring, dear Jade. Believe me when I am saying, it takes more than a “jeff” to make me upset. I have been called “off”, “crazy”, “weird” and more. But I have been called “sensitive”, “nice”, “sweet”, and more too. It doesn’t make me. I make me. So, what does an oak care for, if a pig rubs his back on it?

Since a long time ago, I decided to be an oak and not a pig.

Bye Jade. I want to enjoy different shade of leaves colours.

“Jen never makes mistakes and never will. ”

WOW! WOW! Are you serious DEANA? You don’t think its a mistake for her to take back her LOSER BOYTOY? The little boy, according to her friends say CHEATED on her 3x, CHEAPSKATE, admitted from his own mouth he F* groupies. The worst part he told the world. HE DUMPED HER! He rather be alone. The problem with Douchifer’s (credit to whoever coined it) fans is that they live la la land! Jennifer is NOT! I repeat NOT Rachel Green “America SweetHeart”. Jennipoo is a real human being who is flawed and make mistakes.

deana @ 10/23/2008 at 10:38 pm
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You can idolize Aniston. That’s your prerogative.

-She has 3 movies awaiting a verifiable distributor. But wait, why NO release dates for her movies?
OK, so her last 4 movies bombed. OK, she cannot open a movie on her name alone (unlike that evil Angelina who opened Tomb Raider at $48million, with just her name on the marquee. What a beeyotch!). OK, so no major studio is beating down her door to star her in Oscar-winning roles.
Whatever, right?
To her fans, she is still “A-List Movie Star” and “America’s Sweetheart” who got famous with a haircut in an ensemble cast in a TV show which ended 5 years ago.
And that makes Aniston, like, sooooo relevant!

-She has crawled back to the jerk/womanizer who DUMPED her publicly on TMZ. What? This shows lack of self-esteem?
Whatever! She represents the cougar generation, y’all.

-No A-list dude wants to date her hot bod.
Again, whatever!
They don’t appreciate how “gorgeous” she is, or how witty or substantive. I mean, she can talk all day long about how delish Mexican food is and how yummy dirty margaritas are and what the best tanning lotion is and what the most efficacious yoga positions are and like, IF in Cabo, is it better to stay at her buddy Joe Francis’ mansion (yeah, he’s rich from “Girls Gone Wild”, isn’t that the coolest thing ever!) or at the “One and Only” resort, and like where the best fur shop is in LA or where to get the best toke…
But just don’t bring up topics like politics (she doesn’t want to get into that catfight!”) or charity (she is so not into that, she told David Letterman).
And like, don’t talk about world affairs or refugees or world travel with her, because she is like, so bored with all that stuff.

-She has no charity/foundation, except you know, herself.
And that’s FINE, people.
Who says she has to donate even $100 dollars of her $100 million dollar fortune?
Who says she has to share and GIVE BACK to the oppressed or the poor?
Who says she has to be like Sandra Bullock and Drew Barrymore and Angelina Jolie who donated MILLIONS of their money?

I mean, Aniston has bills to pay, y’all.
There’s suntan lotion and Mexico vacations and private jets and hair highlights and botox and clothes and her publicist Huvane and her boyfriend Mayer.

So those of you Aniston non-fans, just leave her alone.

The 40-year old GIRL is making smart decisions and adored by her fans and getting all sex*ual with Mayer.
You go, girl!

Had to bring this over from the other thread. Ebmo, you are baaaaaaad. ROTFLMBAO!!

ebmo @ 10/24/2008 at 5:13 pm
From Outta Your Mind Weekly

By Sumfuckedup Shitzky

Jen Gives!

Not to be outdone by Angelina’s recent trip to Afghanistan the 39 and 5/6ths sort of star declared her mission:

“I’ll show I can care about brown people too!” She screamed.
An insider said Jen was “rabidly mad” because all of recent efforts to stay relevant in the news have made her look like a desperate woman who will put up with anything to stay in the news.

“It was bad enough that Guy Ritchie started dating someone before I could get there”, friends said she wailed, “but Angelina is upstaging me again by pulling something like this!!”

“Jen is nothing if not decisive” an insider says. Jen fueled up a private B-52 and ordered the piolet to “Fly some where that the poor people live!”

Dressed in a chartreuse bikini, Jen pulled the lever on the Bomb bay doors and proceeded to generously pelt the region with bottles of “Smartwater” * Always the good sport, she circled the region and pelted them again.

“She grinned for photographers and said, “this is what it is all about….showing you care”. Just to prove how much she cares Jen then had the piolet whisk her to Cabo for some intensive tanning.

“I show by example how much I care” she pointed out, “No one tries as hard as I do to look brown. That says something!”

Relaxing on the beach, with her customary grilled chicken salad, Jen texted her Huvane to get the photos published and to send the people of Afghanistan a bill for the Smartwater.

*Buy this weeks Outta Your Mind Weekly for exclusive photos!

sshhii_baby @ 10/24/2008 at 3:05 pm “Jen never makes mistakes and never will. ”

WOW! WOW! Are you serious DEANA? You don’t think its a mistake for her to take back her LOSER BOYTOY? The little boy, according to her friends say CHEATED on her 3x, CHEAPSKATE, admitted from his own mouth he F* groupies. The worst part he told the world. HE DUMPED HER! He rather be alone. The problem with Douchifer’s (credit to whoever coined it) fans is that they live la la land! Jennifer is NOT! I repeat NOT Rachel Green “America SweetHeart”. Jennipoo is a real human being who is flawed and make mistakes.

So true sshhii_baby. Douchifer is flawed. To me next to that pathetic Mayer Jen stinks to the high heavens. Nothing that go on their can fix it. He degraded her and Jen keeps degrading her self by trying to stay link to him because she is desperate..