Jake & Reese: Breakfast Casual

Ah,

those fakers again!

How many photo opportunities is enough?

Blah.

Love Jake and Reese! They are looking great, especially Jake.

Screw the pathetic haters. You are the ones that are fake and phony.

So they did this, jogged and entertained Deacon all in one day with the pappers along for the ride the whole day? Nice.

What a decadent men!

Sleep with a old prostitute of Hollywood studios and take care of here child as babysitter!

It isn’t long ago that he make exercise with her man with the same trainer! Then he decided put a horner in Ryan Phillippe…and be lover of the women of his friend.
Now he must sleep with this women with face of horse to become the same checking account of her!

Jake Gyllenhaal you have s&heat§ inside your brain!

This men haven’t any kind of shame!

That’s looking at each other lovingly? I wonder what people who are really in love and actually sleeping with each other look like then. Looks like Reese scheduled as many photo ops as she could while Jake’s in town-she’s got to make up for lost time.

Oh I see a lot of hate for her everywhere check out the latest E! online update she made “The **** List” of horrible female celebrities. You don’t get away with being nasty forever. People will eventually start talking about you.

Most internet comments about celebrities are negative NOOB

how tall is Rees? She seems tiny next to Jake. Anyone know?

Ali0 She’s 5′2. I agree Jessica. I love Reese all around and she seems very happy with Jake! Good for her! :)

Se yes we know they are all prostitutes, everybody in Hollywood is a prostitute, your mother and sisters are probably prostitutes. Are you one too? Now are we through with all that? Can we get free from the prostitute meme? Now you can go on to the how uncultured they all are compared to you. And of course he is Jewish; that’s terrible. She is probably nothing. No religion at all. Worse. Please feel free to rant and rave at will.
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One comment. Her two front teeth don’t seem to be bright and shiny as they are in the films. I suspect they are “fixed up” when she makes a movie. Other than that, they seem to be a better than average couple in Hollywood. Nicer, cleaner living, and better behaved.

Yes dementedse dear, they are dirty. Terribly dirty. You can see the filth all over them. Isn’t it awful that they are so dirty. Are you dirty too? Have you gone from being obsessed with Prostitutes to being obsessed with Dirt? Hey, I know. They are Dirty Prostitutes. Or better yet Dirty Uncultured Prosttitues. Now does it make you feel better to know how much below your exalted Highness they are? I think you have a VAST INFERIORITY COMPLEX, and that’s just the beginning of your mental problems.

se @ 10/25/2008 at 4:46 pm

What a decadent men!

Sleep with a old prostitute of Hollywood studios and take care of here child as babysitter!

It isn’t long ago that he make exercise with her man with the same trainer! Then he decided put a horner in Ryan Phillippe…and be lover of the women of his friend.
Now he must sleep with this women with face of horse to become the same checking account of her!

Jake Gyllenhaal you have s&heat§ inside your brain!

This men haven’t any kind of shame!

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Reese is a b i t c h thats why you see hate on her everywhere you go. Shes not a good mom, she uses nannies and uses her kids for photo ops. Next kid pics look at Ava her daughter’s face: look happy? Not a chance. Jake needs to get a backbone and quit that phony beard. The only reason besides bearding that he hangs out with her is because no one else does and he feels sorry for her.. Theres good reasons why she doesn’t have any friends in the industry.

Between the chin, her buck teeth, no upper lip, flaring nostrals and deep wrinkles between her eyes I just don’t know how people look at Reese’s face and say she is beautiful. She is so far from it. If she were your friend you might say she’s cute but that butt is getting bigger by the day and her face is jacked up.

reggie

You unfortunatly american, isn’t it? A normal american S&on of Bi&tch!
USA can better es$creme&nt to show us!

What up with this country?
Robbers of Bank, AIDS, Shameless prominents whose could walk on street like prostitutes. crazies people whose kill the people in scholls and universities!

What s happend with USA!

Voltaire said that the freedom end when the freedom of another person begin!

I speak about Voltaire because in the past before USA become deported europeans whose throwed them out of Europe by criminal practing with prostitution, assassination and robbery ……this country followed the french philosophy.

It is impossible! There isn’t man more in this country whose can organize this country!

lame.

reggie
I hope this prostitute with §****** full with sex§ual illne§ss. Syphilis, HPV 6,-11,-16,-18 etc… have her own plane.
It was completly indecent and without higiene that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal practice so%domy& in toilet a public airplane of Lufthansa.

Smeared on?! Their makeup is airbrushed on, layers of it. Different airbrushing machines with different psi’s for face and body. No matter how much layers Reese has it doesn’t camo the shrill voice and bad acting.

WHEN are these pics from? Thursady or Saturday?

Justjared: PLEASE Do everyone a favor and delete the off topic rambling prostitute/dirt posts by se and all the freakin weirdos.

don’t delete se. she’s hilarious.

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money”. I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a Obama tie, again I laughed - just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need - the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

Hi, all you haters. Wow, you guys are really gettin’ your rocks off today!! Must be a full moon. Here’s the thing. Reese is with Jake. They have a LOT of sex. Both of them are attractive and they are in great shape, toned, tanned, ripped, whatever! She is rich and successful. He is rich and successful. They have friends. They have a loving family. They have a great love life and they have great clothes and jewelry and cars. They each have fabulous houses. They can go anywhere they want to and do anything they want to. So they have freedom, too. They are happy. Bet your life really sucks. Have a nice day.

Tim, you are really messed up and delusional. You got it wrong, man. You are totally mixed up, or else you thinkg other people are stupid. You were wrong not to tip the server. The way the “redistribution” really works is that the corporation who owns the restaurant your poor server works in, should pay higher taxes so your server doesn’t have to. Your server should also have a living wage instead of working for below minimum, and depending on tips from an ass like you. I’ll bet your server doesn’t have any health insurance, but you do. The homeless man should have a home except corrupt ,greedy bankers with billion dollar bonuses took it from him with unregulated “financial products” like default credit swaps.

The “redistribution” already happened. There has already been a redistribution. The rich people who make up about 2% of the population, control about 95% of the wealth. It turns out you screwed your server to make an example of what a creep you are.

BTW. I have an Obama tie, a bumper sticker, a lawn sign and work ten hours a week making phonecalls for him. I voted early and will work to get out the vote on election day. Hope you have a nice life.

Nobody likes you at JJ, Ange.

Jake and Reese are the best.

OMG, I think this relationship is getting serious! Jake, you are too young! Why so serious?

Reese is soooo ugly its pathetic. She looks like a middleaged school teacher in these photos. And she has the most hideous mouth around, she needs to keep her mouth shut!!!

Jake Gyllenhaal is acting in a Disney film to make propaganda of video games.
Video games are harmful for children. They are violents and they damage the concentration of them. They are one of factors that the children have very bad notes at schools at present!

I LOVE THIS COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE HATERS(seriously mental disturbed)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are you so fucked up? I don’t like Reese as a Jake’s girlfriend, but that doesn’t really matter, cause it’s his own life. And if Jake is happy with Reeese, that’s enough to leave them alone and shut up.

“Hi, all you haters. Wow, you guys are really gettin’ your rocks off today!! Must be a full moon. Here’s the thing. Reese is with Jake. They have a LOT of sex. Both of them are attractive and they are in great shape, toned, tanned, ripped, whatever! She is rich and successful. He is rich and successful. They have friends. They have a loving family. They have a great love life and they have great clothes and jewelry and cars. They each have fabulous houses. They can go anywhere they want to and do anything they want to. So they have freedom, too. They are happy. Bet your life really sucks. Have a nice day.”

Oh yeah, Jake bangs Reese against doors until kids wake up.

Antonio you sound so desperately…. :)
Don’t be sad… you will found someone :)))

Give a rest Reese worshiper. I have never seen a actor with more annoying fans.

I totally agree with you, Anon #65. It’s pathetic how people think they know anything about Jake, his sexuality, Reese, etc. and are so desperate to have tantrums all over the internet about it. I would never claim to know what someone else does in their sex life, let alone anything else. They sound pathetic, nasty and vicious.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.
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$10 is hardly “wealth” and both the waiter and the homeless guy needed help. Your “experiment” was in fact silly. The people who need to “share” and be made to “redistribute” are the Wall Street types who get 30 millon dollar bonuses for ******** up the national finances. People who make over 5 million a year. Robbing poor Peter to pay poor Paul is not any kind of “redistribution”.
Shame for your nonsense.

I totally agree with you, Anon #65. It’s pathetic how people think they know anything about Jake, his sexuality, Reese, etc. and are so desperate to have tantrums all over the internet about it. I would never claim to know what someone else does in their sex life, let alone anything else. They sound pathetic, nasty and vicious.

True in a sense. But I see nothing wrong with making up funny stuff about these people if we want since they are PUBLIC figures and in fact more or less ask for it. If celebrities want to avoid being speculated about and inquired into and fantasized about then let them stop being celebrities. Don’t give interviews; don’t go on talk shows; don’t go where the papas go. Stay home. If you have to act, go straight to the set from home, and then home from the set. Going “out” for breakfast is quite unnecessary. I have no doubt Reese has plenty of servants in her big house to make a wonderful breakfast for them. They went “out” for breakfast to be seen and photographed.

reggie, #72, I don’t see anything “funny” about the “stuff” a lot of these people are saying about them. I think it reflects more on the poster then on the subject.

He’s a closeted gay with a career to protect,she’s a publicity-addicted beard and they have tame paps who get tipped off/paid to turn up and take pics at pre-arranged public appearances, with or without the props(i.e.her poor bloody kids or his poor bloody dog - shame on you Jake!).

This latest crop of photos,like all the rest,are set up and false,like the romantic mush about the “couple” leaked by their publicists to the press to keep this “fauxmance” shite in the news.

Jake,when are you going to call a halt to this fakery? It really is beneath you!

Some people on here need to look up the word ACTING. Just because Jake Gyllenhaal played Jack Twist in a MOVIE, doesn’t make him a homosexual. There are also those who are insistant that Heath Ledger was in psychological peril over playing the joker, which is absolutely ridiculous. Actors are supposed to get into character, that’s what they do for a living!!

acg @ 10/26/2008 at 4:29 pm Some people on here need to look up the word ACTING. Just because Jake Gyllenhaal played Jack Twist in a MOVIE, doesn’t make him a homosexual. There are also those who are insistant that Heath Ledger was in psychological peril over playing the joker, which is absolutely ridiculous. Actors are supposed to get into character, that’s what they do for a living!!

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YOU ARE GO RIGHT.

AN INTELLIGENT PERSON OVER HERE. IT’S A MIRACLE.

People have to understand that, after BBM, Jake became a gay icon.
So, many people made a mess in their minds thinking Jake is Jack Twist.
Give me break. I don´t like Reese as Jake´s girlfriend too but if he is happy with her - in truth or fake - it´s not my business. I hope they be happy anyway and honestly cause I love Jake.

Enough already

The nepotism will continous and the actresses and actors are showing their children to introduce them to be actors and actresses too.
It is ideal job for vagabund and people that don’t like to work and become easy money.
It is because Reese Witherspoon and another actresses of Hollywood are showing their children.
I repeat the enormous list of actors whose practice nepotism dominate Hollywood. They invest themselves ad are making propaganda of themselves too. They are paing lot of money to fool the people through magazines and paparazzis etc…

Se, silly stupid se. get lost. go away you are unwelcome we don’t need crazies here.

Jake is gay.

Reese Witherspoon is an ugly beard.