Jennifer Aniston is Prius Pretty

Prius Plastic you mean. What has she done to her face?

She looks gorgeous!

Not impressed by her permanently leatherly tan skin, fake tits, erected nipples, superfically inflated lips, flat a** and her ongoing CLUELESS… !

She is still ignorant, dumb and juvenile at nearly 40 that it isn’t even funny anymore !!!

PATHETIC to the core!

Since when does Jen have a Prius. Her assistant does. Jen has a huge honking gas guzzler Range Rover.

What apathetic item Jared!!!!!!

She alerted the media again for another publicity stunt. I’m so sick of this old desperate hag and her douche bag boy toy. I don’t take that clown serious any more The more I see her in the media the more I hate her and John the douche bag.

She’s just gorgeous.

i guess tht’s why everyone loves her. she is the girl next door. she has the look and the style. and yes, everyone covets her hair. i was a fan of her in friends but not so much…she seems happy and fine though. people should leave her be.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BEAUTIFUL

Her whole life is for the media. I see why she is with Mayer. When he dumped Jen’s behind, I read his pictures value dropped to a reportedly $200.00. That pathetic clown ran back to Jen to so the paps could chase him again. These two want the paps chasing them. Such a pathetic hag.

Another riveting photo of the blue jeaned clad Maniston….how interesting…NOT.

Jared must need the hits, and I just fell for it…my bad.

With her DOG of a movie coming out, Huvane is working hard to keep her in the camera’s eye…so transparent.

I do have to ask this, what is about her hair that you want? Just grow out your hair, part it in the middle, dye it blonde and smile at yourself in the mirror!

#10…you can! Just go to a good stylist/colorist and ask for the jennifer aniston.

i LOVE Jen Aniston and i can’t wait to see her on 30 rock

I don’t believe putting her in the public eye so much is helping her at all. She should get out of the public eye. She is looking so desperate and she is not changing any ones mind. After begging John to take her back every one has lost respect for her. I don’t care if she think she is going to change that jerk or not. That womanizer dumped her on camera. He said they had no chemistry and he would rather be alone. Jen must have low self esteem to run after him. So we are reminded of Jen’s weakness every time we see her.

I love herrr!

I find it hilarious when people go on and on how gorgeous her hair is LOL. LIke someone else said, grow your own long, part down middle and die a dirty blond and voila. I must have amazing-looking hair because it’s shinier and nicer than hers! Those who keep saying hers is gorgeous must have crap hair and why they envy such an average do LOL. But besides that, is she known for anything now besides her hair and body? Boring.

# 29 Sorella @ 10/25/2008 at 12:00 pm I find it hilarious when people go on and on how gorgeous her hair is LOL. LIke someone else said, grow your own long, part down middle and die a dirty blond and voila. I must have amazing-looking hair because it’s shinier and nicer than hers! Those who keep saying hers is gorgeous must have crap hair and why they envy such an average do LOL. But besides that, is she known for anything now besides her hair and body? Boring

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I said I liked her hair, but I also said mine is fine. My hair looks alot more likE Angelinas so eat your heart out you hateful piece of human,

@ sorella

she is known as ex mrs bradley pitt,thats why she is still in the news….

Why is she covering up her stomach.? who knows maybe she is preg. This is all new to me I haven’t been on for awhile..

I post under the name of Ted so I guess now a phony Jen fan is using the name. Jen is a buffoon who is going to take that clown serious any more. I think Jen is a big Joke. It’s sad her fans are taking her pathetic behavior.

All this fake b!#ch do is bed hop from hotel to hotel while faking like she is working that’s why there is nothing else to say about the old ho.
imagine in her late 40’s she is going through hot flashes, wrinkly sagging skin and a old women’s crappy attitude even though she already has that. All of the plastic surgery in the world will not help.
This fake b!#ch really got Mayer tricked.

Nothing worst than this fake old ho than her fake old fans.

and btw…..she is still in the news because pathetic people like you haters just can´t let go. YOU haters are keeping her up in the limelight. its so funny you don´t even realise that. but then again - your IQs can´t be that high, your comments prove that.
bashing, calling names….good work, are ya all proud of yourselves, is that all you can do? obviously.

yes it good to see her living her life in other people’s homes.I see why her friends left her when they went for their holidays,she’s very clingy.She had to make her way to Mexico Alone.

I heard her friends call her AND ALONG CAME POLLY.

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read “Vote Obama, I need the money”. I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a Obama tie, again I laughed - just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need - the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.

HEY!!!

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WHERE IS HER BABY BUMP? HOPE SHE DIDN’T HAVE AN ABORTION!

She’s a big yawn to me, Mr. d. and thet BF of hers is yucky.

She looks like she’s put on some weight or is she just a bit more muscular?

For all you fans who wants her to be pregnant. Does that mean you are ok with Rachel..oops I mean “your silly GIRL” Jen. carrying a “******* child” out of wedlock? Now, wouldn’t that make her a ..what is that word you Douchifers always say? Oh yeah, WH@RE

my hair is better then yours “eat your heart out” na.nana poo.poo!!

@life is a pitt..God Lord ! how old are you child? Never mind… JA fans are bunch of loonifers. lol. can’t expect much from them.

I believe Douchifer were faking a reunion. I’m sure the who re sleep with him because he probable will sleep with any thing man or women. I think Jen is faking she is not with him. Jen is a pathetic piece of tail.

douchifer’s life is no better than Paris Hilton.

#49

When you decide to spread the wealth try taking it from the rich. the server was still in the low income bracket you moron.

Try taking it out you pocket and giving to those less forturnate than you A##h***

This douce bag is desperate she is pushing 40 fast as lighting. So look how hard her PR team is pushing her image in the media. Great it makes it easy for every one to laugh at the stupid f#&k.

desperate ho, no talent hag, fame begging slu t, long witch chin, big nose, botox injected lips, flat man looking fore head, how does this equal beauty? this toad has got to be one of Hollywood worst looker ever, besides Sarah Jessica Parker. she is just pure fugly, inside and out. people have eyes. just as sure as the sky is blue, this witch is unfortunately a fug face.

man, she looks like a man, thanks chinnifer for keeping your hair in your face so we don’t have to look at your horrible face, since you insist on calling the paps and being seen every time Angie is in the news for important things like helping innocent victims, while you walk 2 ft. for relevant sake, how disgustingly shallow you are, i know how hard it is to let go of the fame that came along with being with brad, but you really need to let it go, you will be remembered as the most hated ugly desperate person in Hollywood who will do any and every thing to stay in the spot light, so so sad. opt for your dignity and self respect instead.

man looking @ 10/25/2008 at 4:28 pm:
” fame wh ore, why do she keep calling the media?. oh she is walking, i guess that’s news for her, while other people are doing more interesting thing like helping others, not getting plastic surgery and sleeping around with who ever the flavor of the month is hag,”
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Oh man, you gotta love it!!
How do know she called the media? Why would she? She’s simply getting into a car, for god’s sake.
It’s not her fault papz follow her 24/7. They follow her because people are interested. And JJ posts those here because people are interested. Tabloids print those because people are interested. “People” include me, you…and everyone else who posted a comment in here. Sorry but you are part of the reason why papz follow her…
Stop making this to be some kind of JA-Huvane paid papz conspiracy.

It’s interesting that a number of high-profile actors have or will soon guest star on 30 Rock, yet only Aniston’s p.r. machine makes a huge deal about her upcoming appearance. Another telltale sign of desperation. Not as pathetic as encouraging baby-bump speculation or engaging in faux-mances, though.

# 64 Debra77 @ 10/25/2008 at 3:52 pm This is getting ridiculous. Why is it news whenever she comes or goes anywhere. She is not promoting anything at the moment. WHY IS THIS NEWS. PLEASE TELL ME… WHY IS THIS NEWS..

Jennifer Hudson lost her mother and brother to a brutal attack. Her nephew a seven year old is still missing. Who gives a royal F****, that this Jennifer visited and left a friend’s house. This site is losing its focus. We should be seeing relevant stories, not this crap.
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I agree with you. Poor Jennifer Hudson and the lost of her dear sweet mom. My heart goes out to that precious family. Her precious mother gave her a tremendous amount of support. Bless them at this trying time.
Look at this piece of garbage. Where is her relationship with own mom. May be that’s why she is so retarded. Maybe her mom can tell her to try to have a relationship with a womanizer is the wrong thing to do. If Jen thinks hanging off of man is the ultimate then she is wrong.

Amanda @ 10/25/2008 at 5:37 pm
I want a Prius so bad!
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My son drives one. Good mileage. He lives in California so he has to drive everywhere and he needs all the mileage he can get.

#65, no Trey is not a moron. I will not say who is.

But redistribution of wealth is a communist concept and it has been proven to be disastrous.

Do you think the rich is going to stay put in this country so that their money can be redistributed to the less fortunate involuntarily? Think further on your own, non-moron!

Jennifer Anniston is as gorgeous as Sarah Palin is qualified to be Vice President/President of the United States of America.

Get real America, open your eyes. Blind faith is just BLIND.

I think she is miserable enough when she think about what she had, and lost because of her own bad judgement re: her beautiful mariage with BP, her wrong priorities when she was with him. So leave her be, why so much nasty comments.
Are you waiting to see her killing herself then write nice and remorseful comments AND turned around to blame AJ?
If you all, who wrote incredible heartless notes, have one once of heart, please stop that. Don’t shoot a horse when it’s already down!

Jill may be he found out there was no baby, another lie and he decided to bolt quietly this time.

How gullible is the media. If you notice she is getting out of the Prius on the passenger side of this vehicle. Why would any one think this is her car. Jen and her media team are using the same fake tricks images to make every one think she and Mayer got back together. All she needs then are a few fake posters. Same thing with the pregnancy rumors. The public really don’t like to be scammed. The PR tricks are getting tiring and stupid. I wish she would stop alerting the media.

Stop with this hypocrite already. She drives a big old gas guzzler sports utility not a Prius. I’m so sick of this fake hypocrite who re.

mimi @ 10/25/2008 at 7:58 pm

Mimi there was never any baby and they both knew it. I think they were both desperate to get their faces back in the tabloids. The whole thing is a crock.

SHE REALLY BLEW IT, WENT FROM BEING WITH A DEVOTED LOVING HUSBAND LIKE BRAD TO BEING DOUCHE BAG JOHN MAYER’S URINAL.

I’m sick to death of seeing this woman’s face. She is a liar and a hypocrit.

The only things worse than this woman are her obsessed fans who seem to think she real.

FAKE-FAKE-FAKE-FAKE=EVERY THING IS FAKE WITH HER.
Look at the picture she is on the passenger side it’s not car. She has never been that thoughtful.

PLASTIC JEN

http://msn.com/celebnews/102508.report.htm

Ted @ 10/25/2008 at 11:32 am

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Ted dear, who the hell would be jealous of that tranny looking woman? Nobody.
As for Angie, she could not steal Brad. Nobody can steal anybody. Jennifer lost Brad long before Angie came along. So stop beating a dead horse.

Janella @ 10/25/2008 at 11:46 am

I don’t believe putting her in the public eye so much is helping her at all. She should get out of the public eye. She is looking so desperate and she is not changing any ones mind. After begging John to take her back every one has lost respect for her. I don’t care if she think she is going to change that jerk or not. That womanizer dumped her on camera. He said they had no chemistry and he would rather be alone. Jen must have low self esteem to run after him. So we are reminded of Jen’s weakness every time we see her.
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He sure did dump her on camera. I just don’t see how she could take him back. What a pathetic woman.

DAMN,THIS WOMAN IS TRASH,HOW DID SHE MAKE IT IN HOLLYWOOD,WITH THIS FACE,HERE CHIN MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE

She is not pretty at all, let alone gorgeous. I think it is sillly for people to keep lying about this womans looks.

Who ever said she is beautiful must have an eye surgery ASAP.!
I never think she is beautiful even during those year with Brad, with that big sausage nose, manly mandible, unproportion long chin, beady eye, short and coarse wide neck, long trunk and short leg,not even close to beauty.

Some media calling her a beauty must be paid by her PR guru Stephen Huvane. So why do you think Mr, Huvane get a big cut from her every pay check. a part of those money was used for bribing the media making his client look good for the piblic. that’s how it play in Hollywood. For every paycheck of an actors, 10 % go their agent, 5 % to their publicist. it’s a rule everybody know in HW.

There were lot of young, pretty talented actress down there. Jen was just lucky enough landing in a hit sitcom and hook up with the then very famous or at the peak of his career Brad Pitt. if she didn’t shalf Brad Pitt over Tate Donovan. she is just another “friends” star like her other costar.

her looks was average before but now she look like an old hag.!

#73 stated
Oh man, you gotta love it!!
How do know she called the media? Why would she? She’s simply getting into a car, for god’s sake.
It’s not her fault papz follow her 24/7. They follow her because people are interested. And JJ posts those here because people are interested. Tabloids print those because people are interested. “People” include me, you…and everyone else who posted a comment in here. Sorry but you are part of the reason why papz follow her…

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We fans said the same thing about Jolie. But when Jolie did it JA fans said it was because she was a media WH***, funny when JA does it , its because everyone is intrested in what she is doing.

Mamamia..people are so meannnnn nowaday.

a total fan` @ 10/25/2008 at 11:42 pm:

“We fans said the same thing about Jolie. But when Jolie did it JA fans said it was because she was a media WH***, funny when JA does it , its because everyone is intrested in what she is doing.”
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Yeah. At the end of the day, every thing we (AJ or JA fans) say here will be a double standard right? And you won’t stop liking Jolie, and i won’t stop liking JA…
I just realized reading this last page’s comments that it is useless to defend, to try and put some reason on peoples heads. The hate and the obsession are bigger than that (reason). It’s pathetic really.
So i’m out. Peace.

you hens started the hate,brad didnot want her anymore,its being over for almost four years,move on,move on

To #117

Yes but my liking Jolie is total different as to why you like Aniston. I have never ,that I can recall said that Jolie was beautiful, great body, beautiful hair etc. I admire Jolie because even though she was somewhat of a rebel when she was younger ,she has grown into a amazing person. I admire the work she does for the refugees in war torn countries, the work she is doing with Pitt in New Orleans, and all the work in countless other charities. She doesn’t just talk the talk she walks the walk. When she is old and gray and Pitt is too I will still admire them.
And getting to see them in great films is a plus.

Beautiful! Lovely! Gorgeous! Pretty! Jen looks fantastic!

9 Katherine @ 10/25/2008 at 10:45 am

She alerted the media again for another publicity stunt. I’m so sick of this old desperate hag and her douche bag boy toy. I don’t take that clown serious any more. The more I see her in the media the more I hate her and John the douche bag.
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Why, Katherine? She is single and independent, so she can do what she wants. She can date the biggest jerks in the world if she feels like it. It’s none of our business!

You sound like the FFers who hate AJ even more every time they see her in the media. I imagine them foaming at the mouth when they see pictures of AJ with Brad’s arm around her waist. Very strange!

hope shes happy….eat shiet angelina

Aniston has the second best nose job in Hollywood. After Ashley Simpson. She had something else done so he chin would not look so manly. Of course Aniston straight out lied about it but what do you expect from a fraud.

So now she looks cute. Not beautiful please let’s stop with the pity party. Plus she body is okay. Mariah C has as good a body/legs and no one goes overboard about her. But then again Mariah was not dump and whine about it for months.

I’ll believe they are back together when I see some photos of them together. And despite the very public announcements of their “reunion”, I haven’t seen any yet.

Leave Aniston’s giant chin alone people.

Aniston is so environmentally friendly she rides in someone else’s Prius.
Aniston is so gorgeous at 40 -tanned, botoxed, restylaned, chin-sculpted.
Aniston is so talented and in-demand as a “MOVIE STAR” that she’s going back on TV, reprising her Rachel Green role.
Aniston is such box-office gold that her next 2 movies have no release dates and will prolly go straight to DVD, and previous 4 movies bombed.
Aniston shows class by re-dating a womanizer who publicly dumped her on TMZ (not once, but three times).

We got a winner here, people!

Well I guess she is not pregnant. Surprise!! Surprise!!

I love to see Jen dressed casually. IMO that is when she looks best. I wish her all the best!

(Thanks ebmo)

From Outta Your Mind Weekly
By Sumfuckedup Shitzky

Jen Gives!

Not to be outdone by Angelina’s recent trip to Afghanistan, the 39 and 5/6ths sort-of-star declared her mission:

“I’ll show I can care about brown people too!” She screamed.
An insider said Jen was “rabidly mad” because all of recent efforts to stay relevant in the news have made her look like a desperate woman who will put up with anything to stay in the news.

“It was bad enough that Guy Ritchie started dating someone before I could get there”, friends said she wailed, “but Angelina is upstaging me again by pulling something like this!!”

“Jen is nothing if not decisive” an insider says. Jen fueled up a private B-52 and ordered the piolet to “Fly some where that the poor people live!”

Dressed in a chartreuse bikini, Jen pulled the lever on the Bomb bay doors and proceeded to generously pelt the region with bottles of “Smartwater” * Always the good sport, she circled the region and pelted them again.

“She grinned for photographers and said, “this is what it is all about….showing you care”. Just to prove how much she cares Jen then had the piolet whisk her to Cabo for some intensive tanning.

“I show by example how much I care” she pointed out, “No one tries as hard as I do to look brown. That says something!”

Relaxing on the beach, with her customary grilled chicken salad, Jen texted her Huvane to get the photos published and to send the people of Afghanistan a bill for the Smartwater.

*Buy this weeks Outta Your Mind Weekly for exclusive photos!

Perfectly understand why John is with Jen. John has had a mommy to take care of him all his life. Even when he was on his own he was spoon feed by mommy. John boy has Jen to spoon feed him now just like dear old mommy. Nothing like keeping a mommy around to take care of you.

She’s just leaving her house to get in the car. I think that is allowed.
She looks great, seems happy and can do whatever she wants.
She has nothing to do with her ex, isn’t talking about them so leave
it alone.

Whatever happened to that really loudly publicized DINNER WITH WOODY ALLEN? I guess that was just another setup to make her look desired as an actress. After all they said Woody did show her a script, but then HE TOOK IT BACK. Wonder what favors did CAA offer Woody in exchange for that PR-dinner.

#144, You took the words right out of my mouth!

Jen and John make a nice couple, that’s not what was said before. After the public dumping of Jen, John was all kinds of douche bags, Jerks and low worms. Come on make up your mind Jen fans.
Funny John can use her kick her to the curb just long as he stay with her. How pathetic some of her fans are. Thank God some of you got brains and good self esteem.

My fans will always adore me:

They love my chin sculpting, botox, nose-shaping!
They love my turning 40, ancient by Hollywood standards!
They love my body and my hair!
They love my constant tanning!
They love my shilling of smartwaterr to minority kids!
They love my trying too hard to be A-list Movie Star and failing!
They love my taking back a womanizer jerk who publicly dumped me on TMZ and said bad things about me.
They love my unintellectual, shallow, boring self!
They love my being a miser and keeping my $100mil to myself.

See, I will always have these fans, even though their IQs are in the imbecile level…

Jennifer Aniston Proposed to John Mayer

des-per-ate (des’ perɪt, -prɪt) adj., 1. Having lost all hope; despairing. 2. Marked by, arising from, or showing despair. 3. Reckless or violent because of despair. 4. Undertaken out of extreme urgency or as a last resort Star Magazine says:

“After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, “she said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed,” says a source. “They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.” Since going public with their reunion, Jen and John have rarely left each other’s side, enjoying intimate dinners at his NYC apartment before sharing a private jet to L.A., where they’ve been seen together at The Tower Bar at Sunset Tower Hotel, Grand Havana Room and, most recently, the Beverly Hills Hotel.”

In case you haven’t been following this pathetic story, John Mayer ditched her clingy ass back in August, they hooked up again last week, and now Aniston is ready to get married. She’s also reportedly pregnant. Yeah, that sounds about right. For her sake, I hope this works out, because let’s be honest here. She’s running out of options. I wouldn’t be surprised if her next boyfriend was made of sawdust and whatever she could sneak out of the morgue.

Jennifer at a party at Courteney Cox’s house this weekend:

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/10/jennifer-aniston-proposed-to-john-mayer.html

I agree with Ted….and everyone has to have their own opinion. I myself thought that Jen and Brad made a nice looking couple, until Mr & Mrs Smith came out. I think that Ange Jolie is doing nice thing for the under priveledge children but give it a break how many kids can she adopt, yes I know she has plenty of money, but her romance department will be going south you can’t have that many kids a spend quality time with them including BRAD. I just can’t figure how they are still together any how. I lost respect for when I saw hwe practally making lover or what ever you want to call it with Biily Bob right in front nof her father and many many people. She is a very pretty (Jolie) and J.A. is also pretty in different ways. Jolie I think is getting to much lip plumper just kidding but she does have them done. I think on day one day Jen & Brad will be back together. see ya all

Artist’s Comments
Look, I have no beef with Aniston. She seems like a nice lady, she’s funny and has a sexy voice. But the fact is, the woman has features that beg to be caricatured, and if that results in a less than flattering drawing, it can’t be helped.
I don’t know what they did on Friends, be it special makeup or trick lighting, but they knew how to make her look glamorous. But looking at tons of reference photos of Aniston on the red carpet and at special events, this is what I saw: a wad of a nose that looks puffy and busted, a jutting chin that would make the Joker proud, a cupid-bow smile and a frizzy pile of hair.
In the end, I’m reminded of my caricature of Sarah Jessica Parker, and how, like Aniston, she’s one of those actresses who only look attractive in just the right circumstances. But take them even an iota out of that ideal position, and you get a really effective and painfully accurate caricature.

http://fourpanelhero.deviantart.com/art/Jennifer-Aniston-Caricature-69488587

pRUE hALLIWELL @ 10/27/2008 at 8:12 pm # 155 Ami @ 10/27/2008 at 7:48 pm

I think on day one day Jen & Brad will be back together. see ya all
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How many actually divorced couples have ever gotten back together, especially a couple as mismatched and incompatible as Brad and Jennifer? He has said so many times he wanted SEVEN children, and she said the most he could have was TWO. So right there, you have incomptability. They might have looked good together (personally, I didn’t think so, he was so much more good-looking than she was), but they did not have the same goals in life.

But seriously, how many couples who actually divorced each other, and went on to live with or marry other people, have actually gotten back together? Aside from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, and look where they are now. This is a fantasy that fanistons like you for some reason seem to enjoy wallowing in, despite the six children that Brad already enjoys having.

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Few couples get back together and usually those who do have children in common.

Don’t forget that marrying, or dating someone with or without children is totally different.

Even if Jen (who is the least match from all his exes) will ever got back with Brad, he and she will have to consider HIS 6 children in this equation. 6 children living in their home at times, Angelina being the mother of his children and therefore still somewhat ‘present’ through them, through the jointly decision that Brad and Angie will still have to make about their children.

Thats’ why so many relationship don’t click (even when both love each others) because it isn’t easy to live and raise (even part time) children who are not yours and this will come in the way.

Those who think that Aniston and Brad will get back together have the brain of a two years old ! There is no way that Aniston will leave her type of life, the one she has been living for the last 20 years (even before her marriage) to share her time with Brad AND his little children…NO WAY. There is also noway aside the fact that Brad loves Angie, that Brad will expose his children to any woman who doesn’t demonstrate at least as much motherhood instincts than the mother of his children. Brad will never trade his children well fbeing, safety for another woman. I am even convinced that if ever he had to stop loving Angie, he will make sure to live not far from her and will choose a woman who will be accepted by Angie because they both care deeply about their children and no women could win against that.

150 rien @ 10/27/2008 at 9:40 am

There is not so much to report about Pitt’s activity in Berlin. The security is as tight as Gibraltar Straight in the second world war!
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Hi rien!

Poor BP! He must be totally sick of the papz, and paying a lot of money for very tight security. Of course the tabloids will just make up stories, and some people will believe all the nonsense.

I think there will be a sighting or two of AJ and the kids in public before they leave Germany. Of course we look forward to ‘News from Berlin’ if you have any. Thanks.

Ami @ 10/27/2008 at 7:48 pm
I think on day one day Jen & Brad will be back together.
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I think one day the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch too.

aniston should aspire to be like jolie:
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She may be the most photographed woman in the world. But even Angelina Jolie can fly under the radar.

The actress – who recently returned from a humanitarian mission in Afghanistan – made a surprise appearance at Monday night’s Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala, where she payed tribute to director Clint Eastwood.

In fact, Jolie’s appearance was so unexpected, the A-list crowd gasped audibly when she was introduced.

The mother-of-six took time out of her busy schedule to present Eastwood – who helmed her most recent move, The Changeling – with the director of the year award.

“There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they’ll live up to what we imagine them to be,” she told the audience. “And Clint Eastwood in person is even better.”

“Clint is what every great director should be,” she continued. “He is a great leader. And I certainly would follow him anywhere.”

That admiration appears to be mutual.

As he accepted the honor, Eastwood noted, “Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day. And she’s a great talent.”

The two walked arm-in-arm from the stage. Then Jolie, wearing a floor-sweeping black gown and minimal makeup, slipped out of the event as stealthily as she’d arrived.

jade @ 10/28/2008 at 4:56 pm

Jade, that was a photo-op set up by Huvane. Guess who appeared unexpectedly at the LA premiere of Changeling on October 27 and brought down the house? Yep, Angelina in the flesh, looking drop-dead gorgeous. According to the press reports, the audience let out one collective gasp and freaked. Poor Jenny needs all the photo-ops she can get behind that one.

Deal. :)

Do you want to see how fast I can have JJ post the latest pic’s of Jen& John. JJ you sellout ! How much? When? and why.

Not impressed by JA @ 10/25/2008 at 10:35 am Not impressed by her permanently leatherly tan skin, fake tits, erected nipples, superfically inflated lips, flat a** and her ongoing CLUELESS… !

She is still ignorant, dumb and juvenile at nearly 40 that it isn’t even funny anymore !!!

PATHETIC to the core!

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You are pathetic coming on her making juvenile comments. If you don’t like her, don’t read about her. Is that simple enough for you to follow?

Let me get this straight………….Angelina can fly back and forth around the world w/o any photo evidence or interference AND surprise Clint and guests at a star studded event. Looking very happy and complety gorgeous of course.

But Jen, who is sooooo hungry and wanting something to eat, heads out to the nearest pap hangout restaurant for her favorite meal, with loser ex-John in tow and instant press and paps and pics. Complete with disgusted and surprised looks by Jen and John. What a winning performance by these two! Have they not heard of “take out” or maybe “delivery” or what about cooking in your VERY OWN KITCHEN.
Jen and John are made for each other. Pathetic media hos.

Maniston and her PR planned this in advance. PATHETIC media grab!! the GRASPING for dear life of maniston’s movie career ROTHFLMAOF !!!

Dear Orchid, Dark Angel, and Jade

I just found a very interesting article (medical article) in Neurology Journal about brain cell research. Professor Rodrigo Quian Quiroga who makes the research, calls it : “Jennifer Aniston Neuron”

A very interesting study. And it is named after Our (Jade’s and My) beloved Lady! What an honour!

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/127187.php

I quote a little part of the article:

Professor Quian Quiroga’s discovery has far-reaching implications not only for the development of neuronal prostheses, but for treatment of patients with pathologies involving the hippocampal formation, such as epilepsy, Alzheimers and schizophrenia and for further understanding of how perceptions and memories are represented in the brain.

Hi jen fan,

Where have you been? I missed you around here. You are needed here!

@ boo (real) - Comment #176 - the man is hyped on 30 rock the EXACT weekend BEFORE
Chageling is in wide release????????

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Are you for real boo? Do you actually think that one will affect another? You will either want to see Jolie’s movie or not or Aniston’s appearance or not. People make choices and since there has been hype about both things for quite some time, I am almost positive people have made choices about whether they want to see them or not. I have no concerns that Jolie’s movie will be out a week after Aniston has an appearance on a television show. What the heck does one have to do with another? Really.

Hey, where did the new thread go??

@Jade

I am fine thank you. My flu is gone. With Jude’s face all over internet, I can not do anything else but have a higher blood pressure, and my flu is forgotten. How are you, by the way?

@Jen Fan

I totally agree with you. Mostly people decided already before they go to a cinema. Some goes because they like the actors/actress, some because they like the theme. And Jen’s and Angelina’s film have different theme. And I think there are people who can not stand Jen, and some who can not stand Angelina, some who can not stand both, and some who likes both. In any way, it is their money (our money)!

By the way, it is pure business. Some products simply are simply launched at the same time. And the way they make advertising for the products are also different. Some show their new love life, some dig the history that shall be hidden. So, what is the problem?

Dear Jade,

I saw the new thread too. It was about Jen and Gerry Butler (Isn’t he hot? Not as hot as Jude Law, but he is hot enough to burn my wallet). Be serious, every man who has lunch or dinner with Jen is having affair with her? I mean, are we adult or just idiots? I think it has something to do with Getting rid of Matthew , You must have known or read that Echo company has bought the rights to film it. May be Jen asked Gerry to play as “Matthew”.

I wonder why suddenly it’s gone. I don’t really miss it. The less news about Jen’s private life is the better. She does needs to be left alone, especially on love-life area. Let her enjoy her happiness!

Anyway, Baklava. Yes, I know that very sweet cookies. There are a lot of Turkish Shops/Market here. But I don’t like it so much. It is too sweet and too fat for me (I try to keep my figure). I make simple cookies. If I am lucky, my mother in law will give me her special cookies. The best cookies in the world!

Take care, Jade. I have book keeping to make!

Hi RIEN!

Thanks for the article. But to tell you frankly, I just browsed it because my neurons are creating havoc in my brain. I could hardly understand a word. Had a very very busy week. Not to mention this migraine attacking my brain cells. :-(

I will read the article tomorrow when I’m feeling much better.

Regards to your psi friends, and of course, you husband.

“Read” you soon!!! :-)

@Jill; Comment 190: Hey, where did the new thread go??

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I’ll tell you where if you are going to be nice tonight about Aniston. LOL. Jill……… Do we have an agreement? LOL. Page 7 of the main of JJ.

“This promises to be a memorable, hilarious night of comedy.”

This is HYPE at its worst.
Get you to tune in, then you will find out that it is NOT
a memorable, hilarious night of comedy.

It’s Aniston, she is a dime-a-dozen actress with hype.

Shoot, Aniston is on November 13th on 30 Rock. Ohhhhhh dear…LOL

@ Jade: I was so disappointed tonight. Oh well.

Funny that you mentioned Berklee Music College. This is the college every **** and Jane who call themselves singers or musicians, have money, can say ‘hello’, ‘goodbye’ from Vietnam could get accepted. Then after they ‘graduate’ from Berklee their singing or music which wasn’t good to begin with becomes intolerable. I don’t know if you have this kind of colleges in Germany or Europe but here it’s a dime a dozen. There are many of them and they actively recruit foreign students who couldn’t get accepted in legitimate colleges (for foreign students must pass TOEFL exam first to prove they’ll understand English in school). Lots of moneyed Vietnameses go to this college (or similar formatted ones) just so they can boast at home that they have studied in US. LOHL!

If I were Mayer, I wouldn’t publish my lecturing at these schools either. It’s a sort of thing that soothes ego before getting established in the business but after becomes a not-to-boast-about thing.

Take care, rien!

rien @10/31/2008 at 7:30 am

Dear rien,

Aww–rien,you are so good to me! I really appreciate the video and the article. It was great! I love to listen to his music. To me,John is as
talented as the great Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin,Eric Clapton and
Lindsay Buckingham.

I’am trying to find a DVD of John and the beautiful Alicia Keys at Madison Square Garden in 2007. I haven’t been able to find it. Before
I sign out of the internet,I always listen to the first “Gravity” video,you
dedicated to me. I love that song.

Thanks again rien, for thinking of me!

# 202 voe @ 10/31/2008 at 10:07 am
Oh Lord, a word was blanked out in my msg.
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Not if you type it like this: Díck.

However, you can type bullshit with no problem. How crazy is that?

poor jen still got insecurities inspite of her age and all her surgical enhancement

Jill,

Great tip! So true about the craziness. Thank for the laugh.

jade the skunk @ 11/01/2008 at 10:51 pm

Will you lay the hell off Jade? She’s a nice person, which is more than I can say about you.

Jill,

My cyber bud,Thank You! You know you are special to me!

rien,

Thank you,dear rien.That means a lot to me,what you said.You are special to me also! We will talk tomorrow,dear!

rien,

I have nothing against Mayer. Just tried to tell you some facets of reality and human nature. There are highly respectable music schools and there are music schools. People learn things they love and people learn things to make a living, things their parents made/encouraged them to learn. There are all sorts of things to learn for all sorts of reasons. I have nothing against learning. Nor do I have anything against someone who once taught at a music school that calls itself a college. Every one has to start somewhere. Your post about Mayer’s lecturing but not publicize it conveyed your thinking that he has done something so great, in line of college professors, so I thought since you live in Germany, I should enlighten you a bit.

I am Vietnamese so I should know Vietnameses. Pointing out some flaws in my own people or any one does not mean I view them with complete negativity.

Interesting that foreign students in Germany colleges must learn English to understand English lectures? When my elder went to school there, he had to learn German. How the mighty dollar or pound erode national pride every where, from third to first world!

As far as countries that have number one school, US may not have high a ratio of good schools to its population but she does have a good number of good school for her size and population. If the students are not smart, it is not entirely the schools’ fault as the schools did not give birth to these students. But my point wasn’t about this.

There are people all over the world who would give their right arm to come to own US made goods, to come live in the US even just to be a cherry picker, to spend two months in US “studying” so that they can use the mark of “US educated” for fame and more money in their homeland.

Peace!

# 214 jade @ 11/02/2008 at 4:25 am
Jill,
My cyber bud,Thank You! You know you are special to me!
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My pleasure.

Guys, be aware there’s a psycho on the loose who goes under the name of megan, wobbler, oh-oh, becki and a lot of other aliases. She’s been bombing the J-P threads day in and day out and now she is trying to stir sh*t on this one. She’s a certified nutcase so beware.

Chinnifer - such an obvious selling whoreanus!
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source: x17online

“Jennifer Aniston was spotted yesterday with her favorite water, and she even tilted the bottle so our photogs could see the label.”

PIcture of perfection.
Forty and Fab.
Good on ya, Jen!!!

jen looks good for a 49 year old who had botox and restelyn for lunch

I feel pretty after looking at jen’s pictures. geezzzzz what is wrong with the 2 dimples sticking out of her chin. Could it be a botched case of surgery. Jen may not be ugly but she sure is not stunning. Starlets who are ordinarily plain looking like jen could only be in comedy pictures

We love you jen.
Obama win . She support him from the start.

@megan Comment: 216 This Just In!
Check out the hot, hot, HOT pic of Jen and Courtney in a girl on girl pash.
Word on the street…
It’s offical! They are a couple.
Move over LiLo, there’s a newer and much more mature lesbian couple on da block.
Link bellow for photo.
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5431725,00.jpg

Thoughts?

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You should start looking at your own issues with sexuality; just a thought.