Jennifer Aniston is Prius Pretty

My fans will always adore me:

They love my chin sculpting, botox, nose-shaping!
They love my turning 40, ancient by Hollywood standards!
They love my body and my hair!
They love my constant tanning!
They love my shilling of smartwaterr to minority kids!
They love my trying too hard to be A-list Movie Star and failing!
They love my taking back a womanizer jerk who publicly dumped me on TMZ and said bad things about me.
They love my unintellectual, shallow, boring self!
They love my being a miser and keeping my $100mil to myself.

See, I will always have these fans, even though their IQs are in the imbecile level…

Jennifer Aniston Proposed to John Mayer

des-per-ate (des’ perɪt, -prɪt) adj., 1. Having lost all hope; despairing. 2. Marked by, arising from, or showing despair. 3. Reckless or violent because of despair. 4. Undertaken out of extreme urgency or as a last resort Star Magazine says:

“After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, “she said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed,” says a source. “They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.” Since going public with their reunion, Jen and John have rarely left each other’s side, enjoying intimate dinners at his NYC apartment before sharing a private jet to L.A., where they’ve been seen together at The Tower Bar at Sunset Tower Hotel, Grand Havana Room and, most recently, the Beverly Hills Hotel.”

In case you haven’t been following this pathetic story, John Mayer ditched her clingy ass back in August, they hooked up again last week, and now Aniston is ready to get married. She’s also reportedly pregnant. Yeah, that sounds about right. For her sake, I hope this works out, because let’s be honest here. She’s running out of options. I wouldn’t be surprised if her next boyfriend was made of sawdust and whatever she could sneak out of the morgue.

Jennifer at a party at Courteney Cox’s house this weekend:

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/10/jennifer-aniston-proposed-to-john-mayer.html

I agree with Ted….and everyone has to have their own opinion. I myself thought that Jen and Brad made a nice looking couple, until Mr & Mrs Smith came out. I think that Ange Jolie is doing nice thing for the under priveledge children but give it a break how many kids can she adopt, yes I know she has plenty of money, but her romance department will be going south you can’t have that many kids a spend quality time with them including BRAD. I just can’t figure how they are still together any how. I lost respect for when I saw hwe practally making lover or what ever you want to call it with Biily Bob right in front nof her father and many many people. She is a very pretty (Jolie) and J.A. is also pretty in different ways. Jolie I think is getting to much lip plumper just kidding but she does have them done. I think on day one day Jen & Brad will be back together. see ya all

Artist’s Comments
Look, I have no beef with Aniston. She seems like a nice lady, she’s funny and has a sexy voice. But the fact is, the woman has features that beg to be caricatured, and if that results in a less than flattering drawing, it can’t be helped.
I don’t know what they did on Friends, be it special makeup or trick lighting, but they knew how to make her look glamorous. But looking at tons of reference photos of Aniston on the red carpet and at special events, this is what I saw: a wad of a nose that looks puffy and busted, a jutting chin that would make the Joker proud, a cupid-bow smile and a frizzy pile of hair.
In the end, I’m reminded of my caricature of Sarah Jessica Parker, and how, like Aniston, she’s one of those actresses who only look attractive in just the right circumstances. But take them even an iota out of that ideal position, and you get a really effective and painfully accurate caricature.

http://fourpanelhero.deviantart.com/art/Jennifer-Aniston-Caricature-69488587

pRUE hALLIWELL @ 10/27/2008 at 8:12 pm # 155 Ami @ 10/27/2008 at 7:48 pm

I think on day one day Jen & Brad will be back together. see ya all
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How many actually divorced couples have ever gotten back together, especially a couple as mismatched and incompatible as Brad and Jennifer? He has said so many times he wanted SEVEN children, and she said the most he could have was TWO. So right there, you have incomptability. They might have looked good together (personally, I didn’t think so, he was so much more good-looking than she was), but they did not have the same goals in life.

But seriously, how many couples who actually divorced each other, and went on to live with or marry other people, have actually gotten back together? Aside from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, and look where they are now. This is a fantasy that fanistons like you for some reason seem to enjoy wallowing in, despite the six children that Brad already enjoys having.

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Few couples get back together and usually those who do have children in common.

Don’t forget that marrying, or dating someone with or without children is totally different.

Even if Jen (who is the least match from all his exes) will ever got back with Brad, he and she will have to consider HIS 6 children in this equation. 6 children living in their home at times, Angelina being the mother of his children and therefore still somewhat ‘present’ through them, through the jointly decision that Brad and Angie will still have to make about their children.

Thats’ why so many relationship don’t click (even when both love each others) because it isn’t easy to live and raise (even part time) children who are not yours and this will come in the way.

Those who think that Aniston and Brad will get back together have the brain of a two years old ! There is no way that Aniston will leave her type of life, the one she has been living for the last 20 years (even before her marriage) to share her time with Brad AND his little children…NO WAY. There is also noway aside the fact that Brad loves Angie, that Brad will expose his children to any woman who doesn’t demonstrate at least as much motherhood instincts than the mother of his children. Brad will never trade his children well fbeing, safety for another woman. I am even convinced that if ever he had to stop loving Angie, he will make sure to live not far from her and will choose a woman who will be accepted by Angie because they both care deeply about their children and no women could win against that.

150 rien @ 10/27/2008 at 9:40 am

There is not so much to report about Pitt’s activity in Berlin. The security is as tight as Gibraltar Straight in the second world war!
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Hi rien!

Poor BP! He must be totally sick of the papz, and paying a lot of money for very tight security. Of course the tabloids will just make up stories, and some people will believe all the nonsense.

I think there will be a sighting or two of AJ and the kids in public before they leave Germany. Of course we look forward to ‘News from Berlin’ if you have any. Thanks.

Ami @ 10/27/2008 at 7:48 pm
I think on day one day Jen & Brad will be back together.
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I think one day the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch too.

aniston should aspire to be like jolie:
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She may be the most photographed woman in the world. But even Angelina Jolie can fly under the radar.

The actress – who recently returned from a humanitarian mission in Afghanistan – made a surprise appearance at Monday night’s Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala, where she payed tribute to director Clint Eastwood.

In fact, Jolie’s appearance was so unexpected, the A-list crowd gasped audibly when she was introduced.

The mother-of-six took time out of her busy schedule to present Eastwood – who helmed her most recent move, The Changeling – with the director of the year award.

“There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they’ll live up to what we imagine them to be,” she told the audience. “And Clint Eastwood in person is even better.”

“Clint is what every great director should be,” she continued. “He is a great leader. And I certainly would follow him anywhere.”

That admiration appears to be mutual.

As he accepted the honor, Eastwood noted, “Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day. And she’s a great talent.”

The two walked arm-in-arm from the stage. Then Jolie, wearing a floor-sweeping black gown and minimal makeup, slipped out of the event as stealthily as she’d arrived.

jade @ 10/28/2008 at 4:56 pm

Jade, that was a photo-op set up by Huvane. Guess who appeared unexpectedly at the LA premiere of Changeling on October 27 and brought down the house? Yep, Angelina in the flesh, looking drop-dead gorgeous. According to the press reports, the audience let out one collective gasp and freaked. Poor Jenny needs all the photo-ops she can get behind that one.

Deal. :)

Do you want to see how fast I can have JJ post the latest pic’s of Jen& John. JJ you sellout ! How much? When? and why.

Not impressed by JA @ 10/25/2008 at 10:35 am Not impressed by her permanently leatherly tan skin, fake tits, erected nipples, superfically inflated lips, flat a** and her ongoing CLUELESS… !

She is still ignorant, dumb and juvenile at nearly 40 that it isn’t even funny anymore !!!

PATHETIC to the core!

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You are pathetic coming on her making juvenile comments. If you don’t like her, don’t read about her. Is that simple enough for you to follow?

Let me get this straight………….Angelina can fly back and forth around the world w/o any photo evidence or interference AND surprise Clint and guests at a star studded event. Looking very happy and complety gorgeous of course.

But Jen, who is sooooo hungry and wanting something to eat, heads out to the nearest pap hangout restaurant for her favorite meal, with loser ex-John in tow and instant press and paps and pics. Complete with disgusted and surprised looks by Jen and John. What a winning performance by these two! Have they not heard of “take out” or maybe “delivery” or what about cooking in your VERY OWN KITCHEN.
Jen and John are made for each other. Pathetic media hos.