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Orlando Bloom is a Primitivo Player

Orlando Bloom is a Primitivo Player

Orlando Bloom and longtime girlfriend Miranda Kerr share a romantic dinner at Primitivo Restaurant on Saturday night in Venice, Calif.

The 31-year-old British actor is reportedly training for his new movie, a rename of The Red Circle. Orly is learning different martial art techniques to be used in the film. The Red Circle is set to start filming in Hong Kong this summer.

10+ pictures inside of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr looking Primitivo cozy…

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184 Comments

# 2
RealityCheck @ 10/27/2008 at 10:41 am

Personally, I find him boring and not as good or impressive as other actors out there. But she’s cute. In fact, she’s quite beautiful and much cuter than him.

# 3

Longtime girlfriend???MMmmmkay….if you say so.

# 4

I find it a little strange that she’s putting her arms around him, but he isn’t putting his arms around her in these pictures.

# 5

That isn’t the only thing that is strange with these two.

Right on schedule as planned.
She may fool a few online fans of Orlando Blooms but
the outside isn’t falling for it.

The press in her home country is even picking up on it now
and they aren’t playing along anymore.

# 6
Ulie-Jay S-Jay @ 10/27/2008 at 11:15 am

So where are those pics she mentioned at one point?

Whatever it is Orlando it wouldn’t be worse then watching
this fake as fug shiettee.

He looks like he is pulling away from her and she is smiling at the pap man that she called to be there. So very sad.

# 7
Miranda kerr @ 10/27/2008 at 11:20 am

Dingo: gimme a kis wif tonge.

Orly: I told you yesterday tongue will cost you and additional $50.

# 8
Not Miranda @ 10/27/2008 at 11:22 am

OMG I SAW HER ON A PLANE AND SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND FAMOUS! YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF ME! I MEAN HER!

# 9

You’re a breath of fresh air Not Miranda!

I know Miranda is so beautiful!

Kerrbloom 4eva!

Ulie-Jay S-Jay @ 10/27/2008 at 11:28 am

No way she looks just like the girl I sat next too on the plane too.Wonder if it was the same one.
She kept saying people should be nice to her because she was a supermodel. She was so rude and loud.
She took off her shoes and stunk up the whole plane. People were begging her to put them back on but she refused and just fell alseep reading Famous Magazine. It looked like she was daydreaming about being in it.

@9,10,11,12 @ 10/27/2008 at 11:29 am

Miranda, you are up so early this morning.

ahhh so sweet @ 10/27/2008 at 11:30 am

She is just sooo lovely, i want to look just like her :)

OMG It’s sooo true. He looks like he is going to gag or something.

@15 - i ‘m so with you, i’ve been trying to copy her dress sense for like ages now

MIranda rocks @ 10/27/2008 at 11:33 am

she just has the most perfect life, I think its so bad that the paparazzi invaded their privacy :-( poor guys, they just want a bit of time together

Daily Telegraph @ 10/27/2008 at 11:34 am

Did you all see the two articles in the Daily Telegraph this weekend?

They told the truth about how little money she is making and
went out of their way to say how much hotter Megan Gale is.

Miranda, keep trying girlie but it ani’t working where it counts.
Your career is in the ******* dear and more and more are on your tale.

Your lies are catching up to you and it’s getting fun to watch.

SHE LIES ALL THE TIME @ 10/27/2008 at 11:36 am

She lied about her age
She lied about how much she makes
She lied about Orlando to Jay
She lied to the press about when he ditched her at the oscars
She lied abouthim working in Europe

Miranda, have fun on Jared honey because that is the only place you will get real attention.

The real world is hip to you.

they look hot @ 10/27/2008 at 11:43 am

wow! What a cute couple, I hope they stay together and are happy.

Yep, that really looks like true love……. he can’t seem to keep his hands of you love……. NOT, in fact he seems to be far more keen on keeping them in his pockets than touching you

what are they thinking? @ 10/27/2008 at 11:46 am

For front on of MK

“ah thank goodness its facial shot, not like those rubbish photos they took of me and whorli at the cinema, I can’t believe i only managed to get my face in at the end by moving to the centre of my car”

what are they thinking? @ 10/27/2008 at 11:47 am

“GOodness girl, i think you’ve got even rougher since you when to OZ, now just please STOP touching me”

Dear Jared-

Latest update on the RTC, from Mr. To himself is it’s been delayed indefinately. Bloom isn’t doing anything but partying in LA and making his longtime FB fly into him for a day or two.
And why haven’t you posted the other pictures showing their other dinner companions-again.

Numbers 7-13. LOL- thanks for my morning giggles. :)

Poor Orlando @ 10/27/2008 at 11:49 am

#22
He does look trapped in this doesn’t he?
We knew we would get this after he let her look
like an ass while she was away.

So how many bridges did she burn? Mr Pap in London, the DT, DJ’s and more. Things will come out in the open and her lies will all come out.

NOOOOODLE TIME

So full of unusually awkward stances these days Mr. Bloom. Why when photographed these days do you appear so lost and frumpy? Can’t blame it all on the girl, they seem to find you alone too!

I cant see any genuine emotion from these two - they always look like they are performing on screen or something, its really sad that this is the only way she can get her name out there

@poor orlando

Yes i guess this is the only way to try and do damage control after what can only be described as a disastrous weekend in the Kerr camp, all of which would of been avoidable if she hadn’t decided to “share” quite so much DOH!

doesn’t it creep him out in even the slightest that his gf keeps psycho copying him in the exact same clothing!! most regular guys I know would take that as a serious red flag for a nutso. oh. wait. what am I saying, if all the other creepy nutso stuff she pulls doesn’t bother him, why should this? this girl obviously has a few problems, but I admit I’m having trouble believing he doesn’t have a few himself after all these months.

I love the way that are just standing there waiting to get photographed - orlando has been a naughty whilst she was away though - i guess he had it coming….

What other photo’s? Companions? Where?

She is a nutso bunny boiler waiting to pop.

Did you all see the blog that came out last week showing she had a photo shoot in NY on the Tuesday after the Sunday arrival and movie night? She called the paps and called in the sighting for just that one day. The lenghts she is going to is just out of control and shows her desperation. How long was she even there? A day and a half at max?

hear! hear! @ 10/27/2008 at 12:12 pm

Let’s hear it for one way affection!! LOL.
He doesn’t even touch her. Not once. He doesn’t seem too surprised or upset by the paps sadly. :(

Because they were called and he knew the drill AGAIN.

why is he doing this? why is he putting up with this? it looks like she is the only one enamored here.

Just wait. There are always more fotos coming that show they weren’t alone. It’s part of the joke factor with these two.

I’ve been wondering the same thing lately.
He acts totally different as soon as she leaves again.
It’s like he wants to escape

Was “bit##hes” telling the truth about having some naughty photos of him?
From everything I have seen about this girl I wouldn’t be surprised if she would do it.

interesting……

These pictures remind me of those sad @ss Oz pictures he did with Bozzie back in the day. She was always hanging on him doing her best to look all affectionate, and he was always pulling back just so. Just before the poo hit the fan and they broke up for good. Yeah. They have that same feeling to me.

She seems to be able to spot paps at a hundred paces and always manages to pose and grin at them, its so tired. Orlando needs to get a bloody job all this being seen for the sake of being seen stuff is getting old, and a little hypocritical for someone who went on for years about wanting to be seen as a ’serious’ actor.

Two Words Orlando.... @ 10/27/2008 at 1:15 pm

Restraining Order!

You know, right now I’m so bored and tired of this charade if “bit##hes” was her, and she does have nasty pictures, all I can say is “BRING “EM ON BABY”!!
Come on!! Up the show factor. Do SOMETHING to bring you’re audience back! It’s not like any of us would be shocked– I bet certainly not awed. Besides, he sure as heyll doesn’t have much of an admiring fanbase left, so who cares about HIS “career”? Who cares what he thinks!
Who knows? You might even get some non fanboard buzz, at least for a week. Take what you can get I say……
So, come on girl. JUST DO IT!!
;)

I’m with you #43. Someone needs to step in and help him out.

Whatever she has his fans won’t care.
I know anyone would feel shame at first but
it’s not worth it to let her get away with being the way she is.

Besides, if she tried anything now she would lose all too
since it’s clear she did a showmance and made him help her out.
Her and those around her would all look just as bad for what they did.

I wouldn’t be at all shocked if at the end of the day you are right and restaining orders are in place.

Is there spinach in my teeth @ 10/27/2008 at 1:34 pm

All I hear is, kiss me baby/ did you brush your teeth? Awe…

Is there spinach in my teeth @ 10/27/2008 at 1:38 pm

Or maybe, is there anything in my teeth/ um… lets see, nooo, alright kiss me already! Awe…

46 posts and not one shipper, fan, various spittling PD riddled defenders or family or friends have shown up to support the obviously luvved up (cough cough) couple yet? Wonder if they’ve got showmance fatigue too?

ROFL.
It’s the shippers or family members that always have to make excuses for why things look bad all the time. Not once or twice but all the time.
It isn’t like there has only been one or two off things with this whole thing it’s every time they are together you find the holes.
His body language is consistently off.

love love love @ 10/27/2008 at 2:17 pm

I love Miranda and I love Orlando…… I always thought they looked great together, my opinion has not changed. I hope to see more and more photos of them together. Keep them comming.

#50

Good Morning Miranda
Making the rounds already.

You should give your friends at the DT a call.
What went wrong?

@ lovelovelove @ 10/27/2008 at 2:30 pm

@lovelovelove
“Keep them comming” THAT may infact be what he’s thinking… catch my drift!

What photos?

This is one pathetic show she is putting on for such a small audience.
I heard today even the olove girls where feeling over it.

Longtime??? What. wasn’t it just a year ago (give or take a couple of months) that he was still with Kate. at the most 2 years ago.

Jared, you might want to reconsider your definition of longtime.

Down Down down @ 10/27/2008 at 3:05 pm

So with the new reports, perhaps, he is feeling a bit shy (head down, feet in awkward stance) that one of the other beauties he hangs about with might see these shots?! You know those ladies he frolicks with when he isn’t setting up his pap shots.
Reluctant hero, bonafide zero.

Aw, it’s nice to see that Dumb & Dumber are still around…..

#43 Here to #45 @ 10/27/2008 at 3:44 pm

Thank you for the support.

But I’m not holding my breath on that one.

These two seem pathetic. Gee, Jared, can’t you find any INTERESTING celebs to show on your site? This is boring.

I like Orlando’s outfit…sooo hot!!!

yea, I heard the girls at OLove were finally dumping the tea overboard too.
Oh noes, if Olove goes, what is she/they going to do now? Nobody in Oz seems impressed by her/them anymore, and the rest of the celeb world isn’t buying her/them either. He/they’ve pretty much dismantled his fandom and career too. What are two poor little celebutards to do?

Tracy, this isn’t the first time you saw that outfit is it?
He wears it three times a week.

Yeah, now who are these people again?

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/27/2008 at 4:32 pm

WHat’s everyone talking about? What happened on the daily telegraph? Huh? Not everyone follows these two numbnutz you know!!!

“What are two poor little celebutards to do?”

Exactly what they have been. Pimping their cherished private relationship and rounding the fading celebrity paid-to-party circuit. It’s the only thing he has left and is “living the life” to her. I’ve always wondered if either one really has all the money that fans seem to think or if its been frittered or mismanaged away.

A few thing but one was about the money.

They told the truth about how little money she really makes
since she (and her few fellow posters) are always trying to insist she makes Millions a year. I think her mother even made a comment saying she demands millions.
We always knew the numbers didn’t add up since her job at David Jones pays around 100,000 a year. Now we know VS only pays her 750 for three years. That’s about 350at the most for those two contracts. That isn’t bad money for an average model but that isn’t the point. The point is they were insisting she made millions like Jennifer Hawkins who makes a million a year for 4years working for the rival company Myers.
350,000 a year for just a few short years won’t make her very rich in the long run.

As if you would believe what you read… You guys are retarded! Go miranda and orlando!

I know this isn’t going to be popular and lord knows I don’t want to feed her insatiable ego, but I can’t get around this thought.
He must really love her because he’s let absolutely everything-everything-go down the toilet for her. Believe me, I’m not shipping any of it, but why would he let it continue if he didn’t?

More like don’t believe anything this girl says.
She has been caught in more than a few lies.

@67 If he loved her you would think he would be able to fake it better especially since he only has to see her on average about one day a month now. He still looks like he can’t be bothered much.

Well, from the past, whenever Orlando’s career tanks, he runs to his current gf and focuses attention on her, so I don’t think this is any different. If he were actually working on a job, he wouldn’t be all up in her pants. He did that with Kate and he’s doing that again.

So, the thing that was said last week, was that she wasn’t making as much money as she said? Huh, so what? She’s getting dumbo Orlando to pay for everything….

missmemuch? @ 10/27/2008 at 5:29 pm

Hmm, yeah I agree w/#69. But these two are giving each other exactly what they want…she’s got a name to hang on to (that’s how every VS model rises above the rest), and he’s got someone who can keep his name out there (since he’s too whatever to do interviews)…. I think its a match made in heaven. He can ***** around w/other girls (uh, Luau, anyone?) and MK wont’ mind as long as he totes her out in front of the paps now and then.

It’s not that I mind, I suppose every celeb couple is in it for the PR at some point, but these two don’t actually do anything else! He’s turning into a male Paris Hilton & she’s just a famewhore. I mean, can’t they get real work??? And to think they are both getting $$$$ for nothing! Just showing up at hotels, etc, flashing some flesh, it’s lame…

How do you see that?
What makes you think he is paying for anything at all? Be specific at least.

He sure as hell doesn’t look like he is all up in her pants. He is backing away from her.
From the two latest reports he isn’t as “reserved” with other women
lately

The money issue was just one of the items and just another one
of her many lies

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/27/2008 at 5:33 pm

So she’s broke? Is that it? I would have thought VS was going to drop her since she’s so sleazy & they recently admitted they made a mistake in going overboard on the sexy angle… Hmm, well, I bet she doesn’t pay for anything so I guess its ok w/her. She can’t be getting muich $$ from OB ‘cos he hasn’t worked in ages and that coke does add up, doesn’t it? ;0

She probably can get hers from Brandon Davis.

VS may not have dropped her yet but they don’t use her like they use Adriana or Doutzen. She isn’t the star by any means.

She may not need a lot now but it isn’t enough to be set for life. If she doesn’t get another campaign she will need to do something else for work when she is done. She can’t retire on what she has from both of these.
At her age and with her looks fading I can’t see her getting another good contract.

Miranda is beautiful

Geez. to be a Victoria Secret model..she dresses like CRAP!!! this relationship wont last.

Tsk tsk Miss Kerr. Didn’t I try to warn you about that full moon? They are incredibly illuminating, especially at this time of year. You might not be particularly surprised, but absolutely noone is going to believe the Great Romance you’ve been trying to spin anymore. His own antics have hammered the last nail there.
As for Mr. Bloom, there’s no reason to offer any respect, or celebration, in his case either. All he will do in LA is party to excess again, only this time a true innocent will be hurt, and any last chance opportunities he had will disappear like ghosts, the final nails for him too. Its all come to late.

For a Victoria Secret Model that she is..she dresses like CRAP!! this relationship wont last. why doest seem that hes backing away from her, and walking alone and her following oralndo. if you really love her he wouldnt care. just grab the broad and say f***** this!

Not a fan of cabbage patch kid or orly, but I must admit they make a hot couple.

ilikecara @ 10/27/2008 at 7:41 pm

Who was with these 2 at the restaurant? Who got cut out of the pictures? Anybody got a link to the full set of pics?

They are going to make beautiful babies together!
She is ALMOST as good looking as he is!

Jack Spareho @ 10/27/2008 at 9:26 pm

Orlandoooooooooooooooo!!! You b*tch! If you keep this up nooonnnnee will love you anymore. Don’t you se what this stark, raving **** is doing to you? Are you mentilly retarted?

You c***succer!!!

Get a clue and dump this STANK b***thchchchcccc!!!

rubyslippers @ 10/27/2008 at 9:34 pm

Aren’t they just the sweetest couple EVER! Poor Orlando must have been SO DISTRAUGHT to be without his “girlfriend” last week that he had to console himself with a hot blonde model at the Ghetto event and then a “bevy of beauties” at Luau- all while Randababy was playing second fiddle to Megan Gale in Oz. Click your heels three times and repeat, there’s no place like home…

BAHAHAHAHAHA @ 10/27/2008 at 9:37 pm

So now there are TWO reports of him messing with other women???

BAHAHAHAHA. Sure cabbage patch they are both made up. No one is buying this joke baby doll give it up.
You are mocked at home and mocked in the states.
“please please pretend to be my boyfriend in the press so I can get a job.” “oh please please do one more set up. All the other kids are making fun of me ” You sad sad cow!!!! What a disgrace to women.

NO ONE is buying what you are selling.
It’s as fake as Pam Andersons tits and even Stevie Wonder sees it.

Give it the FUG UP!

hahahahaha…you people bagging her are so lame…she is one of the most down to earth people, i have seen her in interviews and she is a really nice girl

Also how can you ppl tell what Orlando is thinking from a photo?

One more thing if you think she has lied about stuff, have you ever thought thats because she doesn’t want everyone to know everything about her….

Maybe it’s because she is aussie and you americans all think your better than the rest of us!!

This isnt the first time Orlando has been seen with other women while “dating” Kerr.. the clues are all there babies>>

1:Rumors of having group sex
2:the 3 girls at Foxtails
3: The group of women who Lainey saw him sneak into his car using a back exit(now now no dirty jokes lol)
4:The rumor from Luau with the group of models..
5:The busty blonde ted C saw him with at the Ghetto..
6: Veronica Taylor

Now call me crazy- but those are only some of the sightings with other women.. and everyone thinks all are innocent or lies? There is no smoke without fire.. he wasnt called a Player by mario Testino for nothing now was he? Me thinks he is into the group sex with a few females (esp if they are models that are hotter than Kerr) and cant keep his coq in his pants- unless he is with Loosey Kerr (as shes known in sydney)

You people who think this guy is in love needs a reality check- this guy sleep around and always has, if thats love then good luck to ya! :)

Oh and I forgot the Teddys sighting which had him with 2 women (earlier this year)and him dancing to Soft cell. One of them cant have been Randa as she was working away at the time.. god they keep adding up… sure some may be just friends, but as I said with him this is a running theme.. and he is always said to be all over them.

Face it we have all seen him trying to gert his leg over (Veronica Taylor) and those that dont think he was after her that night are seriosuly deluding themselves- seriously!

“Also how can you ppl tell what Orlando is thinking from a photo?”

Maybe the same way you can tell shes a “nice girl” from a interview when she has her “public” head on, who isnt nice in an interview? What you expecting her to be like while being filmed for the public to see?? LOL great logic.

If you look at all the celebs/politicians/models who seem nice in interviews but in real life are meant to be complete a$$holes! A case in point- Naomi Campbell- when I used to see her in interviews I thought “wow what a nice down to earth girl”- yet she physically abuses people and is a b!tch

Most women with a brain can see Miranda kerrs type, she is false to fuqery- the type who is a cunning b!tch who uses her pre pubescent body to blind the men(well closet pedo’s).. I know her kind a mile off, Ive known plenty!

I think you’re preaching to the choir here. This isn’t the board that thinks this has anything to do with love.

@84 Spoken like a true Kerr or Team Cabbage Patch. Duh. There is a difference between lying and not revealing things. If there are things you don’t want people to know you say No Comment. Lying to try and sell yourself as a totally differnt package then what you are is another story. Her lies are numerous.

Gong! Sorry but this isn’t an all American board.

So back to square one and start coming up with other excuses.

btw: Love Klyie, Love Nicole, and damn Heath was fine. So no, that excuse doesn’t work.

” This isn’t the board that thinks this has anything to do with love.”

YEAH!
This is Delphi Lite. Where haters come to spew their venom at more than the six people who post on Delphi.
These girls work hard. They spend hours and hours a day posting over and over and over in dedication to their hatred. Oh, they will say that they don’t ‘hate’ Miranda, because they don’t care enough to ‘hate’ her. Yet they care enough to scour the net for news, articles and pictures. The even have news and sighting before the Miranda Fan Boards have them. If that isn’t obsessive, then I don’t know what is. You girls should be proud. Both of you.

Reading all of these comments makes me realise how many sad and jealous people there are in the world. Miranda is not only a beautiful woman, she stands for so many great things and is brave enough to say it!!!

Reading all of these comments makes me realise how many sad and jealous people there are in the world. Miranda is not only a beautiful woman, she stands for so many great things and is brave enough to say it!!!

Reading all of these comments makes me realise how many sad and jealous people there are in the world. Miranda is not only a beautiful woman, she stands for so many great things and is brave enough to say it!!!

Miranda looks amazing in anything and they really do look so stunning together. i admire her for so many different reasons, not only is she stunning, she also has so much depth and is not afraid to be herself.

Miranda looks amazing in anything and they really do look so stunning together. i admire her for so many different reasons, not only is she stunning, she also has so much depth and is not afraid to be herself.

u guys are all jealous *****! get a life. Miranda is beautiful and seems like such a nice girl plus she is hot hot hot! as if u would believe all the bullshit u read.

@Edenfairy @ 10/27/2008 at 11:29 pm

Do you get paid by the post?

Oh well gee, howdy! Looks like Oz has finally checked in LOL.

Edenfairy hun, it doesn’t matter how many times you hit the post button sweetie, it doesn’t erase the big boobied blonde at the Ghetto or the four cooing beauties he happily cozied up to all night at the new club, ‘k? Get over it. He’s letting it be known, quite publicly, that he’s a single guy and is going to behave like one and little Miss Sharky is not ever going to be his one and only. He’s kicking THAT little farce to the curb.

So he skanked it up with 4 more models while the little missus was away working huh?
WooHoo! thank you Whorli, that just won me $100!
I bet that he would be the first one to stab the other in the back and boy is he making her look the desperate little idiot too.

Ok, first, how much of this is speculation, and how much actually happened???
i’ve heard she has scandle-clad photos of him, her lies are numerous, he fools around. can someone elaberate please??

what exactly did she lie over and where?? when did he mess around?? what prove of photos??

^o^ just wondering, not eveyone here reads the gossip coloums :P
thnx~

I’m just waiting for the sex tape. That would definitely be better than Ambien.

Sonic boom @ 10/28/2008 at 2:19 am

Enough with all of the “Miranda is a nice girl” garbage. Own up, Missy aka ______ . and stop posting your drivel.

I know damn well that she and Matty put you up to this. Ever heard of the cliche: “Show don’t tell?” You say she’s this wonderful person. Name one GD thing she’s done that’s so wonderful to counter the countless examples of her showing (and being an) ****. And please shut up about THAT lame book she’s trying to get published. That’s about her ego, not her concern. If she was really concerned with young women ‘treasuring themselves” she’d advise them to find better role models and avoid message boards devoted to her poltroon of boyfriend.

Your arguments are illogical. Just because some of the people who post here say something negative about Miranda does not mean they are jealous, fat, ugly, smelly, lifeless, whatever. I’m 100% sure that most of the people who leave the more lyrical comments are all of these things and more. It’s so asinine.

So I suppose that all of the positive comments about Miranda are from veritable supermodels? Maybe that’s why they all pretty much seem to run into her at the airport (such jet-setters!).

The truth of the matter is that Miranda is ancient in terms of model years and she feels it. At her age at this point of the game she should either be retiring on her earnings or at least married to an ugly billionaire (Hello, Stephanie Seymour!). Thus, she is forecd to pursue FAME no matter what the collateral damage. She is a simple-minded, selfish, petty, and indolent ******* who doesn’t care what impression she makes on the world until after she’s made it (at which point you and your fellow gang come swooping down here like seagulls). She’s also a pathological liar.

She totally cheats on Orlando (not that he minds), her head is too big (literally and figuratively), she has no ideas (unless they involve mishchief), and she’s living in a dream world because like most rather unintelligent people, she thinks she’s faultless. One of these days, she’ll grow up. Hopefully.

As for me, I find that she and Orlando have a healthy, OPEN relationship. I will admit to that. I think she’s a pretty girl. But so what? There are pretty girls all over the world. Please stop using this as your one rebuttal for those who don’t like her.

This is how the brilliant argument usually goes:

E.g. A: “Miranda sucks!” B: “She’s pretty, shut up!”

Orlando used to be a handsome man. He lost his pretty when he lost his brain. Clearly he can be doing better things with his time and his money than chasing a pretty, DUMB, and aspiring model around the world (or rather allowing her to chase him).

May Orlando recover his soul one day, and May Miranda grow a brain.

But please, pretty please, will you kindly use your time to secure your boss some actual modelling work and stop trying to convince people that she’s made of gold.

Miranda is HOT. I would love for you poor, sorry ******* to show your ugly faces. I’m sure you are so fugly. Jealousy is such a curse

Sonic boom @ 10/28/2008 at 3:19 am

Hi James. I was expecting you. Stupidity is also a curse, and boy, are you stupid.

Why don’t you show your face? Or shold I post a link and do it for you. ;)

Why don’t you put your hands in the pockets, Orlando?. It would be much more obvious that you don’t want to hug Miranda back. You both are so bad actors. So fake. But it looks like you are finally tired of your girlfriend who is using you like a towel, only for her own promotion, fame and money. All that performance for the paps. Bad. Look in the eyes? Bad. She has double chin on the photos. You look bored, she looks satisfied – job done, paps got the proof that you are still strong in relationship. Sorry, in your business deal. Pathetic and stupid.

Miranda kerr @ 10/28/2008 at 7:45 am

Dingo: i am gunna rok ur world wen whe git hom.

Orly: I can’t, I’m in trainin for my new movie a rename of The Red Circle.

She can do everything in the book but orlando’s name won’t get her what she wants.If he is barely working himself wouldn’t that tell you he can’t really help you she has been using bloom from day one. I don’t know if it’s a guilt trip ,dirty pics or a contract they have but he looks unhappy with this girl.I hope bloom can grow up and get his personal life and career in check but this girl got to go she was trouble from day one but i blame bloom for thinking with the wrong head and also continuing this behavoir has he not seen what some of his peers have done allowing their ego’s and sex drives to ruin some of their careers and lives and if he doesn’t get it together in a year are so we probaly won’t see him because he is already getting replaced by younger actors.Shia has a better career than bloom some one needs to whoop his ass maybe that will make him grow up.For those who say we are jealous are whatever about her please give me reasons please because all i see is a girl who will do anything and probaly anyone to a be star.God is it me are does it seem he is about to go off eventually. He has hit rock if i were him i wood beg for a job just to prove i want to act.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/28/2008 at 5:11 pm

Well, he hooked up publicly with her one week after his car accident. I think he was scared s***less after that crash and he felt like he needed to settle down & do some image control. It’s less about love than it is about PR.

1,000,001 @ 10/28/2008 at 6:41 pm

Miranda, Poo, Mom & Pop Kerr, and other paid posters:

For the 1,000,001(th) time people are not just jealous of you or your great fake romance of the century. I know you can’t get it through your thick skull but it has everything to do with who you are as a person. Most people can spot a snake in the grass and you have proven to be one ten fold. You can keep saying it over and over to make yourself feel better but you will never learn any lessons that way.
The great dislike for you in Orlando’s fandom has been about your obvious agenda and lies from the first time your name was mentioned. You just weren’t prepared for people to find you out to the extent that they did so the only card you have to play is the “fatjullushater” line. I don’t think any self respecting woman wants to be in your shoes. I know you were brought up to think that being a model was the be all to end all but it really isn’t to most of the population. You are a clothes hanger and an average one at that. You have to chase a man around the world and use another person just to get a job that in the long run you couldn’t keep. Please remind us what it is we are suppose to be jealous of? I know you want your life to be envious, and that is why you have all the lies to plump it up, but it really isn’t.

Gunnedah Hobag @ 10/28/2008 at 7:24 pm

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Could I get an AMEN!!!

Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

Makes Me Wish I Was PYRO From X-Men 2

BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love It When He Says

“You Know All Those Dangerous Mutants You Hear About On TV? I’m The Worst One!!!!”

FRY HER ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIKE MINE EXTRA CRISPY

Anyone For FRIED Dingo?

Thanks hobag,
So when is the next time? Can we get a ETA so we are prepared?
I like my popcorn fresh.

111 - Im not calling MK a serial killer or anything comparible, just saying that even the mothers of serial killers stick up for them and brush aside who they really are as people and even get as insulting as to brush aside the things they have done. It stands to reason that her family will do all they can to protect her reputation and feelings - albeit a really bleeped up way when you consider the type of modeling and behavior they never told her *no* to when she was underage, also not to mention all the things she is uncapable of processing like normal non-narcissistic people are - like modesty, humility, criticism, (amongst many other personality disorders she seems to display) and ffs when *enough is enough* *leave the dead horse to rot in peace*.

So, either by just the need to protect her blindly, believe the lies they tell her and themselves about her, or out of sheer guilt for failing miserably as parents and teaching her decent boundaries, then I can see how they STILL feel the need to visit these boards and preach to us horrid jellusfattyhaters (for what reason I dont know - its not like we are going to all of a sudden bask in her *sunshine* and drop to our knees in worship (hold badk the dry heaves here))……

anyway…ya, I’m at the point that I’m pretty much bored, and no longer really hold out much faith that Bloom isnt just like her in so many ways. He makes it tough to cross over completely because we were sold a certain image for so long of the kind of person he claimed to be and certain things he would never become, but by association, he has become exactly what he said he wouldnt or wasnt…..but still, the *belief* hes something better than that still creeps up because it was there for so long. Losing the faith is not a big deal in the whole scope of things really. I mean neither of them kick animals and small children, or cheat old people out of their money - bleep like that, but I guess when your back is against the wall so-to-speak, your true colors do show through and who you really are becomes harder and harder to either deny, hide, or change if that is not the person you want to become. Like the old tale of how to boil a frog. I guess only Bloom can be the one to decide if his keester is cooked. We make jokes about this crap, read the blogs, fight the useless fights about it, but ultimately its up to them if they want to pull off the masks and get real.

As if you could compare Megan Gale to Miranda and say Miranda comes out on the bottom. Miranda is the one who is listed on Forbes in the top ten highest paid models, Miranda is the one who is a Victoria’s Secret angel and Miranda is the one whether you like it or not who has completely captured Orlandos heart. The Daily Telegraph and whoever wrote the article have lost their minds!

As if you could compare Megan Gale to Miranda and say Miranda comes out on the bottom. Miranda is the one who is listed on Forbes in the top ten highest paid models, Miranda is the one who is a Victoria’s Secret angel and Miranda is the one whether you like it or not who has completely captured Orlandos heart. The Daily Telegraph and whoever wrote the article have lost their minds!

As if you could compare Megan Gale to Miranda and say Miranda comes out on the bottom. Miranda is the one who is listed on Forbes in the top ten highest paid models, Miranda is the one who is a Victoria’s Secret angel and Miranda is the one whether you like it or not who has completely captured Orlandos heart. The Daily Telegraph and whoever wrote the article have lost their minds!

I used to know someone who did exactly the same thing Orlando is doing- he projected a certain image - and then one day - he was the exact opposite - to an extreme.

I honestly do not know whether to pity Orlando or Miranda

The guy I knew - he would always treat every girl he used - including me - like ******* - hoping they would dump him - he used me - and hurt me really bad.

I could feel the pain in his heart (the guy I knew) from what he was doing to others - but it was as if he could not get out of it - like a bad nightmare

Hopefully the Truth will set them free - so they can go on with their lives - either together or apart.

Honesty with your partner or friend - not sure what to call the two of them - but either way -

Complete Honesty with both yourself and the other person - Is the only thing that can resolve this situation.

I just hope Orlando comes out and says and does - one way or the other - what he really feels.

I wish them both the best - in their lives - either together - or apart

I just hope they are Honest with both themselves - and each other.

1) The salary has been stated many times in several places.
Both Jennifer Hawkins and Megan Gale make millions more than Miranda. Jennifer makes about a million a year alone from Myer’s and it’s for 4 years.
Do some research. People here have. David Jones is paying her chump change compared to JH.
Look it up.

2) Sorry but no one will believe she has “captured” Orlando’s heart.
We all know he barely spends any time with her and when he does he looks physically ill and the other 29days of the month he is out clubbing with other woman. Too many people around her have seen it all unfold and it’s a showmance like no other. Pure comedy.

Sure sounds like the cabbage team is going to start their damage control in high gear again. Defensive much?

The truth will set you free Randamay. hahaha.

Sounds like the Kerr’s are a little bit afraid of the truth that will come out.
Embarrassed about all the lies and how you will look when even more becomes clear to even more people?
Is Miranda having to work overtime on the boards since it doesn’t look like her favorite rag is doing her dirty work anymore?

Wasn’t there a poster on one of Orlando’s recent threads talking about how the truth will haunt her?

There’s a tidal wave on the way. Whoohoooo.

116…117…118…

You just keep thinking that sweetie.

****shakes head****I cant believe people STILL bring up that alreadyhadsomanyholespunchedinit Forbes article youcouldcallittheTitanic - you really should find a better argument there.

The Daily Telegraph WOKE UP after their reporter spent some quality time with the pretentious cow during the David Jones shoot and saw through the bubble gum and hearts to what she REALLY is and how she REALLY treats (and uses) people (should I bring up the dead high school boyfriends parents again? - nah she so tackily did it herself and made quite the WRONG impression).

Ya know….I really wish people could find more than 3 or 4 really shallow arguments written on the insides of their eyelids on behalf of the so-called pure heart of this girl. OPEN YOUR EYES.

….and also 116117118…..can you point out to me pictures of Miranda Kerr giving heart felt gut laughter and having fun like this in public? People who cant truly ever have a gut-felt laugh and let it show make me nervous…..very nervous. 8-|

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/gallery/0,22056,5026550-5010141-19,00.html

You want my opinion? Megan Gale looks like the kind of girl that knows how to have fun, not just look cutsie and dumbstruck all at the same time all the time….

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/gallery/0,22056,5027325-5010141-39,00.html

Maybe Kerr has more exposure worldwide (due soley to bloffing Bloom…nothing more…count VS out because before skanking out on her “love of her life” Jay/Brent, nobody knew who she was including many in Australia other than another new body in the VS catalog/show), but Megan Gale seems to be far more substantial as a person, not just a plastic poseable Barbie. That would be a far sexier trait to have than…say…just the ability to shake your ass on a runway and wrap your legs around the guy flashing the most bling at the moment.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 9:27 am

#122- Can you give the link to this Daily Telegraph article? I’d love to read the truth about her. Thanks!

MK probably is a “poor man’s Megan Gale”. MG is smart, elegant, seems genuine, and just comes across as a more mature, well rounded person than MK - but what does that prove? Not much.

Sorry, you conspiracy theorists, OB must really love MK, otherwise why are they still together. I don’t really understand what he sees in her, but love is blind. All those pap setup theories are idiotic. Why would OB need the additional publicity? Can’t any of you use your brains at all?

At a pinch, I could maybe, just maybe, believe that MK’s people might orchestrate such things, but why would OB agree to this? Please explain.

I think he looks miserable/bored in so many of these pap shots, because he hates the paps, not because he is miserable in MK’s company.

Do a google for it.
If you haven’t been following along you won’t catch it all.
They use to kiss her butt now they are slowly revealing more and more things.

@Chrissie, if that’s what you call love then I feel bad for you.
You probably only see what’s on Jared and there is a lot more to this
whole drama but believe it all you want to.
She can use a few like you on her side.

She sees him once a month of average and does a set up with him. It’s very funny actually. If you make a request of what you want to see it’s almost a given she will perform it for you.

I think that whole family is scared of the truth because everything was built on a lie. I don’t know why bloom has put up with this but for some odd reason i can’t say it’s a relationship at all especially if you only see each other once out of a month. I believe something happened to bloom right after the car crash and he needed someone and there was randa willing to do a star to become one andit has failed miserbly.No telling at the time what he told her and if he told her anything but who is to say that she is now using that against him. Also who’s to say they don’t have a contract hollywood is crazy so you never know what the hell is going on. I do beleive whether she likes it are not someone around them and or they will spill the beans either way i think he might be able to recover but her on the other hand i dont think she will she is still not very well known and i can see them pushing her aside bescause she can’t play innocent anymore there is to much negative stuff about randa where she can’t play the litlte country girl no more. I wonder does she miss jay know and does she think that she made a big mistake because i really think she did. Something i will also say is what ever randa wants won’t happen for her because karma will always step in.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 10:52 am

Hmm, why would Bloom agree to this? Well, for one, it’s always nice to have a gf, especially one that allows the guy to play around and doesn’t get mad about it. Two, it keeps his name in the papers and on the net, which is important. After all, the only magazine cover he has been on in years was the one w/Jennifer Anniston so never discount the role of relationships in PR. Three, OB has been plagued with those gay rumors that won’t go away, and what better way to stop a rumor like that than having a girl make all these comments about your sex life?
I’m sure he likes her a lot, I mean, he can go out w/other women when she’s not in town and she won’t get mad as long as he takes her out & allows her to blab about him. It’s Christmas every day for a guy like him!
Maybe she’s just young & tacky but IMHO if she really really loved him, she wouldn’t have pimped out their relationship right from the start. Every celeb knows it’s hard to keep a relationship going, she needed to give it some time to get strong before she started gushing about it. But she yakked about it right from the get-go.

Key Word: AGENDA

She had one from day one.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 11:25 am

@129
Yeah, well that’s true. But he’s not innocent, he had one too. He needed some good PR after that car crash, and to cover up his rampant drugging/partying. I say they should both wallow in their own crapulence. What was it someone said - they should hold on to each other, she’s all he has left?? True!!

It’s been pretty much ignored in the US.
He may have got some default pr out of it but
it was mainly for her to get her jobs lined up.

I don’t know if you followed it from the start or not
but there was an obvious turn of events with him agreeing
to do this and her getting her dj job.

His pr team has not pushed it. Only hers has.
In fact they have tried to play it down in the US.

Some ask why he would agree then and there are a couple
of reasons. If you knew the old threads you will see where some
of her former friends mentioned things before they happend. Things like how they split and she guilted him into a few pap set ups and more.
There is much more to it than that but it’s hard to recap it all here.

Have you seen the now famous Ducati video? Maybe someone will give you the link.
It’s very telling and it’s pretty much the starting date of the showmance.
Before that he had ditched her at the oscars and was left looking like a crying desperate idiot and again her former friends were talking.

Then they showed up there and it was one of the best comedy routines I’ve seen in a while.
Check it out if you haven’t seen it. If this was meant for him I think he would also be playing along better and not be letting her always look the fool.

Here's The Riddle @ 10/29/2008 at 12:48 pm

Why would Orlando go so long - Without saying anything?

Maybe He knew that no one would believe the Truth - Even if He came out and told it to you.

Sooner or Later - One Way or Another - Everything does get revealed

Whether anyone would believe it or not.

Earth Calling Orlando…..

Earth Calling Orlando…..

Your Serve Honey - Whether They Believe The Truth or Not - Time For You To Come Clean

I’m starting to feel sorry for Her - Despite The Fact She seems Totally Clueless - As To What Is Really Happening

Or Is That Just Me

Seems to me no matter how many times - Someone would (figuritively speaking) Slap Her In The Face - To Get Her to Wake Up - She Would Still Be - What’s The Word - Brain Dead?

Thank You George!
Nice to read that at least a few others out there aren’t turning a defensive blind-eye to his situation. I don’t want to see this stuff, there’s no glee here, but it doesn’t mean it’s not happening. Seems he’s right back in LA doing it again too. I suppose it’ll show again soon, but he has far fewer unquestioning fans left; it’ll be interesting to see how it plays this time around.

Something's up @ 10/29/2008 at 1:55 pm

Team Kerr seems especially nervous and defensive. Wonder what’s up?

Don’t they?
I kind of like it though. It’s fun to watch her go a bit nutty.
Do you think she sees she is running out of strings to pull?

She should have known enough was enough.
The more you dig it deeper the harder to get out of the mess.
Should have STFU about it a long time ago.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 3:08 pm

@ 131 - No, I haven’t seen the Ducati video, whassup w/that?

I havent’ followed much of this train wreck, I admit. I do remember reading where one of the DJ reps said about Miranda, “well, she’s the girl of the moment, isn’t she? ” & something else about “she’s really ramped up her personal life,” when asked about her getting some modelling job. I never heard of her before her reps started ‘denying’ that she was seeing OB.

But make no mistake, OB isn’t being held captive or anything. He’s getting plenty out of this. Look how many posts are on this thread. Without her, he’s boring, he’s completely washed up. I’ve heard about hot celebs throwing away their careers, but until OB, I hadn’t actually seen it happen. Wow.

I see from your earlier post a few pages ago you said you didn’t follow it from the begining and even admited you didn’t know much of what has been going on.

I’m not trying to apologize for Bloom but if you haven’t followed it then you don’t know all the details.

DJ’s also made comments that they were not interested in her at first and then only changed their minds when Orlando came into play. This whole thing has mainly been played out for her and in her county.

You say make no mistake that Orlando is not being held captive by anything. You don’t really know this. He very well might be or he might be stuck in a contract.

Actually, it’s his name that got her the job so he isn’t the one that needed this. He isthe one that gets invited to the Alist parties, not her.
I agree he hasn’t worked much at all this year and needs to get his ass in gear but I don’t think he is washed up and I don’t think he needs her to get the job.

I think team Cabbage Patch is afraid the truth will come out so the plan is going to be to throw him under the bus and have people start saying it started for him.
No one will believe that. There is way too much evidence to support the other.

He isn’t totally innocent and gets his ass kicked for cheating with her in the first place but the showmance was started to help out a desperate cabbage patch kid in need.

orlando has problems he needs to work on but this particular situation is about her.

#138
If that is the new spin no one of importance will buy it.

CPK needs to focus on other things thatnJust Jared posting
to gain positive public opinion.

If she gets too nasty it would take PMK about 30seconds
to squash her in the real media.

Pottsy said it best. She is a manipulative **** so watch out. They will try a new game now.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 3:49 pm

Well, I’m no expert, I admit, but are you saying Orlando is in some kind of contract w/this nutso? Uh, what are the terms, “hey baby you ruin my fanbase & I’ll help you get a minor modelling gig with some company no one in America has ever heard of.”

” Something Wicked This Way Comes…..”

It’s been one heck of a Carnival ride, yes? Maybe it is time to step off though; accounts to settle; consequences to bear; sides to choose?
light or dark
truth or illusions
honesty or deception
love or self-indulgence
full or barren
life or fear
redemption or deadends
It’s becoming clearer how they invest their lives ( that last one may still be up for grabs),but in fairness, could not this also apply to his fans? Lol. We’ve all played our parts it seems.
Yea, something feels…unsettled. Nervous. Something’s changed.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 4:10 pm

ok, I found the ducati video. I see a guy (with WAY too much $$) who doesn’t want to be photographed and a chick who really does. But they’re still together, doing this business, so they both must be getting something out of it. right?

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 4:12 pm

^ Oh, I guess I mean, he’s always used girls to reinforce his image. Remember when he wanted to be seen as this sweet guy who loved his dog & his mum? Back then he used to drag Kate Bosworth around for the paps. He’s never had a real relationship, it’s all image with this guy.

I wouldn’t say destroying his fanbase was in the plan but just an added benefit for her.

She won’t win. People are already starting to see through this.

I don’t want to let him off the hook. He may be a drunk, druggie and into who knows what with sex. I just don’t want to let her off the hook for this either. I think he has issues but I don’t see how this was meant for him when all signs point to her and he often did his own thing.
The reasons are all things already discussed here many times.

How did you know where to find that?
You just came across it?
A few minutes ago you didn’t know what it was?

hmm? are you sure you’re not trying to spin this in her favor.

You already admitted you weren’t following along from the beginning.
I think you have an agenda.

irish lassie @ 10/29/2008 at 4:41 pm

Agreed 144- she wont “win” because most intelligent ppl can see what shes about- she is fake- and relies on sex to get what she wants, Orlando looks like he would prefer to be somewhere else, like 2 weeks ago when MK was in Oz, chatting up a buxom blonde one night and 4 beautiful models another night - Miradna looks an idiot, shes telling the world yhey are in “wuv”- actually no her family are doing that for her- and he is going behind her back with other models for the whole of hollywood to see- and then goes out for the evening with her, shes pulling him close and hes pulling away his hands down by his sides when he COULD BE pulling her close hand on her ****- odd for a man to treat his girlf like that- a girlf he hadnt seen for 2 weeks. Maybe he had enough of all the **** action he got out the 4 models the other night.

She looks an idiot..Orlando dislikes the paps and thats why he is miserable, so how come he was ok with Kate a lot of the time, pulling her close to him, putting his hand on her thighs, looking up her skirt, hand on her bikinied bottom- looking like he acually didnt mind touching her, he knew the paps were there then, so whats the diference?? If the paps bother him why does he smile and pose for them recently? Cant have it all ways im afraid.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 4:48 pm

@#145- No, I don’t have an agenda. I googled “Orlando Bloom ducati video” & x17 popped up. Jeez, some people are freaking paranoid. No, check my screen name I always tell the truth (george was really the cutest beatle, when you account for his personality)… :)

irish lassie @ 10/29/2008 at 4:48 pm

Yeah actually was just going to say thst myself how did you know where to find the ducati vid so fast/? That was quick!

Its amazing all that come here and claim they arent watching or been watching yet know a lot of the details.

I agree with #139. PMK would body slam her faster than the pride and joy of WWF. She is manipulative no doubt, but this new angle may just be a new nose ring by which to yank his fans. And neither Bloom nor any of his people will stop her because I don’t think he holds his fans in high esteem either lol. He may even laugh right alongside her.
Contracts and blackmail? Who would care? The only thing holding Bloom hostage is a c0ckring. And yes, it appears he probably uses it with more than just her. So she doesn’t control that key exclusively either.
He may be tattered, and is certainly fading, but it appears to me he has always held the power postion in this relationship.

#141- Oh please. Be careful what you wish for. Believe it or not, there are worse things out there than her.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 4:50 pm

No, I honestly didn’t know anything about it. Jeez, you’re saying I’m in her camp? Huh? Oh forget it, I’m outta here. I haven’t said anything in her favor & you think I have some agenda to push her? Are you retarded or just drinking in the afternoon?

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 4:53 pm

Ok, someone posted at 11:57 am about the ducati video & I found it and posted back at 4:10 pm & you think I knew about it all along? And exactly how am I trying to ’spin this in her favor’ as you say???

I can see the plan of keeping up apperances is going well, even Jared can’t be bothered to correct Colin Farrel to OB. LMAO!
I guess the dirty guy, model slayer image has caused this confusion…

Oh Orlando, how you have fallen!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=45478763

I’m reminded of a post by one of those ex-friends so many months ago.
They spoke about how she would cause all these problems on shoots but then at the end be a master spin artist and make others take the fall while she came out smelling like a rose.
There have been many claims of her being extremely manipulative. She isn’t very booksmart but when it comes to trying to save her own **** she has it down.
I think she will try anything if she sees the end coming to make him take the bigger hit.
She is a user to the core and will stop at nothing.

I bet when she needed him she pleaded for mercy but when the **** hits the fan she will step on his head to get to life jacket.

For someone who claims not to know much about it you sure did know a lot.
If you haven’t followed as you originally said then why do you have such a certain opinion as to why it was for him?
You first came across like a casual observer then you began making certain claims.

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 5:35 pm

I’m not making any claims. I am a casual observer. You’re making accusations about me that are untrue. You (or rather #145 & # 148, everyone is changing their screen names) are saying I have some agenda yet you won’t specify what you are talking about. You’re even trying to make it seem like I like her but I have never said anything positive about her so you’re either not reading things or you’re just picking someone to gripe at. I am just giving my freakin opinion based on my conversations that I have had w/others on this board who can actually follow a train of thought. EXACTLY what do you think I am doing? Be specific. I haven’t done anything. I told the truth I didn’t know about that video until someone said it and a moron can look that up on the net. DUH!!!

That’s completely true. She’s dumb as a bag of rocks so she has to use to manipulate or sleep around to get her own way since she doesn’t have the intellect or the skills to earn anything honestly. She needs the PR here and is the one using this so called “relationship” to get her name in the papers. No one outside of a small Aussie circle knew about her before she started talking about him and she will be forgotten as soon as he moves on to someone or something else.

That doesn’t make sense.
You said you are new and haven’t followed it a couple pages back.

Now you are saying you know all these details and have strong opinions on things that you said you didn’t know anything about.

If you were new here just a couple of pages back how have you had any conversations here with posters?

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/29/2008 at 6:19 pm

I didn’t say I was new, I said (quote) I havent’ followed much of this train wreck, I admit. I occasionally come here but I don’t chase Orlando over the net and don’t know the details. I was referring to the conversations I had w/the posters on this thread IF YOU WILL ACTUALLY READ THE THREAD you will find that several people responded to some of the things I asked/said.

I haven’t misrepresented myself & you STILL haven’t said what you think I’m shipping. I haven’t changed my screen name or anything. Why the hatred towards me???

Padme the one and only @ 10/29/2008 at 7:57 pm

There is only one player.

Nobody is interested to join to the party.

Hit it on the nail.

Mind you there can be only one but the winner take it all.

“there can be only one”

Is this the Highlander? Does the winner have to cut off the loser’s head with a sword? Good thing Orlando has trained with Bob Anderson then. He can practice with his POTC props and some Cabbage Patch dolls.

“but the winner take it all”

All of what? The STDs?

georgewasthecutestbeatle……your posts sound genuine to me. It could be that a lot of people are just suspicious around this particular site because there are always a handful of irradic posts and/or posters. Very few seem to keep their same posting title from post to post so sometimes its hard to even know who you are responding to or who might be responding to you. This place is the place to come if you are bored and need entertainment, or you just feel like a bit of banter. I wouldnt take too much of anything said here too personally. Believe me, if you consistantly use your same posting title and people start to read/recognize your posting patterns or opinions, you will be mocked, called out, ridiculed etc from many different angles and even times for things that you didnt even do or say, but they feel you have to take responsibility for. Grain of salt dude…..grain of salt.

As for the Ducati video, what was the key observance by many about that video was that this was the FIRST attempt of Kerr to start trying to get people to think things were fine with her and Bloom (although he had ditched her in LA at the Oscars and parties, and made it a point to be seen with other women during that time). He was in the shop ALONE, left ALONE and the people in the shop were all different than at the time Kerr made her catwalk through the store. She catwalked ALONE and then the paps lost interest. They didnt even either hang around to catch her leaving, or couldnt be bothered to leave that in their video clip. Many believe that her strut through the shop was at a completely different time than when he was even there.

But, in all fairness, knowing how paparazzi will also only use what suits their agenda, its clear that the video has been edited in places. There obviously are parts that we havent seen. What doesnt make sense though is why try to hide that they were in the shop together if they really were there at the same time? And what are paps doing AT the shop? Is that a Hollywood hotspot? Maybe they were there hoping one day to catch George Clooney, also a motorcycle guy, but instead stumbled onto these two clowns. I guess X17 could clear some things up about that particular video, but I highly doubt they will give a crap to do so since they were one of the ones really targeting Bloom around accident time….and might even have been the ones who caused the accident….dont remember now. But suffice it to say I doubt we will be getting any clarification as to WTF was up with these two that day. Maybe Kerr will promise some sexual favors to them if they splice together a video of her and him in that shop at the same time. Otherwise in that video all we see are the beginnings of a stalker agenda from MK.

There is a lot more GWTCB (just going to use your acronym from here on out when conversing) but it actually is quite a lot to go over since they were first spotted together in March of 2007 - taboo time of course since she was still living with the “love of her life” (her words) Brent Tuthan aka Jay Lyons (stage name) whom she promptly dumped just weeks after those words were quoted and rumors of her and Bloom became more that rumor. She can play the sweetthing if she thinks that will work over some, but her very strange, and selfish behavior from before people even gave a crap who he was bloffing, is far more telling of who and what she really is.

I guess I could be ridiculed for all said here if it all hadnt actually come from the media and her own mouth so many times, but weird enough, there are still a few holding out for her that she is the greatest thing since laser hair removal. Go figure. If she wasnt destroying his reputation, career and fandom in one fell swoop I wouldnt give a toss who she was or how shallow she is, but she is/has and will continue to be a cement block around the neck of what used to be a golden boy actor with a bright future ahead of him. Maybe as teetering-on-the-brink-of-ex-fandom fans, we are a bit disappointed, but rest assured if this crap stays the course there wont be many left to give a crap. We will see him a few years from now, 100 pounds overweight, chainsmoking and drinking non stop and throwing up hourly in the toilet of a house staged for a really bad reality show. These days, that assessment really isnt that far fetched, and all this coming from one of his fans that not so long ago didnt care one iota about his personal life and would defend his career and abilities as an actor blood tooth and nail. Sadly, I cant defend him to those lengths anymore because he is letting it happen. He participates, even if it looks begrudgingly and completely uncomfortable. I still think he has great potential but until he gets his **** together, Im just afraid 2002-2006 is the best we will ever have of his acting career. That to me is a disappointment.

Sorry for the lengthy post - I have a bad habit of that.

If there was any footage of them being together that day it would have been shown.
It would have been worth much more.
That was also during the time when it was still being talked about
as to if they were ‘dating’ or not. If x17 had the chance to get an
exclusive they would have. I don’ t think they were in the store at the same time at all that day.
He also left alone which makes it all the more strange. Why did they not meet there if it wasn’t to do a pap show.

**If there was any footage of them being together that day it would have been shown**

My guess is you are right.

She is stunning!

so strange every interview ive seen that miranda has done has been really sweet. i think they are a really great couple

It’s called an act Scott. Ask Jay all about it. He will be glad to fill you in.

@164 She is stunningly stupid isn’t she? Glad you noticed that too.

@ padme

You’re getting a kick out of that, aren’t you?

can we just be happy for someone’s success no matter how that someone attained it instead of posting hatred comments..cause seriously haters are loosers

Truly Sarita( 169) do you have eyes? Why haters? Whom do we hate if we just see facts? Orlando is pulling himself away. Clearly visible on the photos. . He is not hugging Miranda back. His head is also going back, like he is trying to escape her kiss or like she eat garlic for lunch. I personally should hate myself if I go like this on my boyfriend and get (no) response like that. Does Miranda hate herself for being such a pathetic looser? Does Orlando hate himself for being such a pathetic pretender. They are both big liars. Why do you call people who see it haters?

georgewasthecutestbeatle @ 10/30/2008 at 8:54 am

thanks for the background, FroFro. I completely agree w/you about 2002-2006 thing :(
I was bored and hanging out here to avoid the Jennifer Hudson tragedy (& now Joaquin Phoenix is retiring!!) but there’s too many weird folks here for my taste. No offense to the ones that actually can converse and keep a train of thought (like you). Good luck to everyone…

Padme the one and only @ 10/30/2008 at 8:58 am

#168
Oh man you really have no idea.

@169

happy for someone’s success no matter how they attain it……

Are you for real???!!!! There are reputable, honest, classy , talent-driven successes and then there are those who sleep, manipilate, lie, steal, cheat and provoke to obtain success. Guess which ones I’ll applaud? Certainly not the lying, manipulative tramp that you apparently think deserves, for some reason, my respect simply because she has reached some modicum of success.

GWTCB - If you’re leaving, I hope you catch this before you go.

I completely agree with your name…

“happy for someone’s success no matter how that someone attained”

Are you kidding me? We should accept lying, cheating, dishonesty, deception and fraud if the ends justify the means? With values like that no wonder you’d approve of someone with those same deceitful qualities like Miranda Kerr.

really there are lots of haters in the world..but mine is if you hate or do not like someone for some reasons, leave him alone and stop bashing pathetic statements cause that sure can make the world a lot better..lolz…peace out haters and lovers as well

miranda haters..common keep on plaguing the thread

Calling someone on their actions is not hating. I don’t even use that word in my vocabulary.I simply see the things that she has done and I don’t think they should be applauded. I think she is a pretty girl on the outside, but I don’t approve of how she has manipulated people, lied and cheated on her way to the top. Simple as that. It’s not hating, it’s honesty….I guess if your a fan of hers, you’re just not used to seeing that.

Well said jollybee..Peace out and adios

WICKED WENCH @ 10/31/2008 at 5:37 am

#130 - I know who said that, and it saddens me its true. I come here and there to check in on him - make sure he’s still alive and not in the hospital/skid-row/whatever. I still care, but it’s too depressing to continue to hang-on hard when it seems like he’s given up on his career and himself.

wow the amount of drama queen in his fanbase is impressive

I’m just hanging around to hear sarita say “just be your beautiful selves”.

betty lou @ 11/03/2008 at 3:38 pm

It’s all very well and good looking at the pictures of celebs going about their lives, realizing they are as mundane as ours; but to leave comments harking on about their relationships takes it a bit fair doesn’t it? surely you must have your OWN relationships to think about?

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