Orlando Bloom is a Primitivo Player

Ok, first, how much of this is speculation, and how much actually happened???
i’ve heard she has scandle-clad photos of him, her lies are numerous, he fools around. can someone elaberate please??

what exactly did she lie over and where?? when did he mess around?? what prove of photos??

^o^ just wondering, not eveyone here reads the gossip coloums :P
thnx~

Enough with all of the “Miranda is a nice girl” garbage. Own up, Missy aka ______ . and stop posting your drivel.

I know damn well that she and Matty put you up to this. Ever heard of the cliche: “Show don’t tell?” You say she’s this wonderful person. Name one GD thing she’s done that’s so wonderful to counter the countless examples of her showing (and being an) ****. And please shut up about THAT lame book she’s trying to get published. That’s about her ego, not her concern. If she was really concerned with young women ‘treasuring themselves” she’d advise them to find better role models and avoid message boards devoted to her poltroon of boyfriend.

Your arguments are illogical. Just because some of the people who post here say something negative about Miranda does not mean they are jealous, fat, ugly, smelly, lifeless, whatever. I’m 100% sure that most of the people who leave the more lyrical comments are all of these things and more. It’s so asinine.

So I suppose that all of the positive comments about Miranda are from veritable supermodels? Maybe that’s why they all pretty much seem to run into her at the airport (such jet-setters!).

The truth of the matter is that Miranda is ancient in terms of model years and she feels it. At her age at this point of the game she should either be retiring on her earnings or at least married to an ugly billionaire (Hello, Stephanie Seymour!). Thus, she is forecd to pursue FAME no matter what the collateral damage. She is a simple-minded, selfish, petty, and indolent ******* who doesn’t care what impression she makes on the world until after she’s made it (at which point you and your fellow gang come swooping down here like seagulls). She’s also a pathological liar.

She totally cheats on Orlando (not that he minds), her head is too big (literally and figuratively), she has no ideas (unless they involve mishchief), and she’s living in a dream world because like most rather unintelligent people, she thinks she’s faultless. One of these days, she’ll grow up. Hopefully.

As for me, I find that she and Orlando have a healthy, OPEN relationship. I will admit to that. I think she’s a pretty girl. But so what? There are pretty girls all over the world. Please stop using this as your one rebuttal for those who don’t like her.

This is how the brilliant argument usually goes:

E.g. A: “Miranda sucks!” B: “She’s pretty, shut up!”

Orlando used to be a handsome man. He lost his pretty when he lost his brain. Clearly he can be doing better things with his time and his money than chasing a pretty, DUMB, and aspiring model around the world (or rather allowing her to chase him).

May Orlando recover his soul one day, and May Miranda grow a brain.

But please, pretty please, will you kindly use your time to secure your boss some actual modelling work and stop trying to convince people that she’s made of gold.

Hi James. I was expecting you. Stupidity is also a curse, and boy, are you stupid.

Why don’t you show your face? Or shold I post a link and do it for you. ;)

Dingo: i am gunna rok ur world wen whe git hom.

Orly: I can’t, I’m in trainin for my new movie a rename of The Red Circle.

She can do everything in the book but orlando’s name won’t get her what she wants.If he is barely working himself wouldn’t that tell you he can’t really help you she has been using bloom from day one. I don’t know if it’s a guilt trip ,dirty pics or a contract they have but he looks unhappy with this girl.I hope bloom can grow up and get his personal life and career in check but this girl got to go she was trouble from day one but i blame bloom for thinking with the wrong head and also continuing this behavoir has he not seen what some of his peers have done allowing their ego’s and sex drives to ruin some of their careers and lives and if he doesn’t get it together in a year are so we probaly won’t see him because he is already getting replaced by younger actors.Shia has a better career than bloom some one needs to whoop his ass maybe that will make him grow up.For those who say we are jealous are whatever about her please give me reasons please because all i see is a girl who will do anything and probaly anyone to a be star.God is it me are does it seem he is about to go off eventually. He has hit rock if i were him i wood beg for a job just to prove i want to act.

Miranda, Poo, Mom & Pop Kerr, and other paid posters:

For the 1,000,001(th) time people are not just jealous of you or your great fake romance of the century. I know you can’t get it through your thick skull but it has everything to do with who you are as a person. Most people can spot a snake in the grass and you have proven to be one ten fold. You can keep saying it over and over to make yourself feel better but you will never learn any lessons that way.
The great dislike for you in Orlando’s fandom has been about your obvious agenda and lies from the first time your name was mentioned. You just weren’t prepared for people to find you out to the extent that they did so the only card you have to play is the “fatjullushater” line. I don’t think any self respecting woman wants to be in your shoes. I know you were brought up to think that being a model was the be all to end all but it really isn’t to most of the population. You are a clothes hanger and an average one at that. You have to chase a man around the world and use another person just to get a job that in the long run you couldn’t keep. Please remind us what it is we are suppose to be jealous of? I know you want your life to be envious, and that is why you have all the lies to plump it up, but it really isn’t.

Could I get an AMEN!!!

Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

Makes Me Wish I Was PYRO From X-Men 2

BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!

I Love It When He Says

“You Know All Those Dangerous Mutants You Hear About On TV? I’m The Worst One!!!!”

FRY HER ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIKE MINE EXTRA CRISPY

Anyone For FRIED Dingo?

111 - Im not calling MK a serial killer or anything comparible, just saying that even the mothers of serial killers stick up for them and brush aside who they really are as people and even get as insulting as to brush aside the things they have done. It stands to reason that her family will do all they can to protect her reputation and feelings - albeit a really bleeped up way when you consider the type of modeling and behavior they never told her *no* to when she was underage, also not to mention all the things she is uncapable of processing like normal non-narcissistic people are - like modesty, humility, criticism, (amongst many other personality disorders she seems to display) and ffs when *enough is enough* *leave the dead horse to rot in peace*.

So, either by just the need to protect her blindly, believe the lies they tell her and themselves about her, or out of sheer guilt for failing miserably as parents and teaching her decent boundaries, then I can see how they STILL feel the need to visit these boards and preach to us horrid jellusfattyhaters (for what reason I dont know - its not like we are going to all of a sudden bask in her *sunshine* and drop to our knees in worship (hold badk the dry heaves here))……

anyway…ya, I’m at the point that I’m pretty much bored, and no longer really hold out much faith that Bloom isnt just like her in so many ways. He makes it tough to cross over completely because we were sold a certain image for so long of the kind of person he claimed to be and certain things he would never become, but by association, he has become exactly what he said he wouldnt or wasnt…..but still, the *belief* hes something better than that still creeps up because it was there for so long. Losing the faith is not a big deal in the whole scope of things really. I mean neither of them kick animals and small children, or cheat old people out of their money - bleep like that, but I guess when your back is against the wall so-to-speak, your true colors do show through and who you really are becomes harder and harder to either deny, hide, or change if that is not the person you want to become. Like the old tale of how to boil a frog. I guess only Bloom can be the one to decide if his keester is cooked. We make jokes about this crap, read the blogs, fight the useless fights about it, but ultimately its up to them if they want to pull off the masks and get real.

As if you could compare Megan Gale to Miranda and say Miranda comes out on the bottom. Miranda is the one who is listed on Forbes in the top ten highest paid models, Miranda is the one who is a Victoria’s Secret angel and Miranda is the one whether you like it or not who has completely captured Orlandos heart. The Daily Telegraph and whoever wrote the article have lost their minds!

I used to know someone who did exactly the same thing Orlando is doing- he projected a certain image - and then one day - he was the exact opposite - to an extreme.

I honestly do not know whether to pity Orlando or Miranda

The guy I knew - he would always treat every girl he used - including me - like ******* - hoping they would dump him - he used me - and hurt me really bad.

I could feel the pain in his heart (the guy I knew) from what he was doing to others - but it was as if he could not get out of it - like a bad nightmare

Hopefully the Truth will set them free - so they can go on with their lives - either together or apart.

Honesty with your partner or friend - not sure what to call the two of them - but either way -

Complete Honesty with both yourself and the other person - Is the only thing that can resolve this situation.

I just hope Orlando comes out and says and does - one way or the other - what he really feels.

I wish them both the best - in their lives - either together - or apart

I just hope they are Honest with both themselves - and each other.

Sounds like the Kerr’s are a little bit afraid of the truth that will come out.
Embarrassed about all the lies and how you will look when even more becomes clear to even more people?
Is Miranda having to work overtime on the boards since it doesn’t look like her favorite rag is doing her dirty work anymore?

Wasn’t there a poster on one of Orlando’s recent threads talking about how the truth will haunt her?

There’s a tidal wave on the way. Whoohoooo.

….and also 116117118…..can you point out to me pictures of Miranda Kerr giving heart felt gut laughter and having fun like this in public? People who cant truly ever have a gut-felt laugh and let it show make me nervous…..very nervous. 8-|

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/gallery/0,22056,5026550-5010141-19,00.html

You want my opinion? Megan Gale looks like the kind of girl that knows how to have fun, not just look cutsie and dumbstruck all at the same time all the time….

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/gallery/0,22056,5027325-5010141-39,00.html

Maybe Kerr has more exposure worldwide (due soley to bloffing Bloom…nothing more…count VS out because before skanking out on her “love of her life” Jay/Brent, nobody knew who she was including many in Australia other than another new body in the VS catalog/show), but Megan Gale seems to be far more substantial as a person, not just a plastic poseable Barbie. That would be a far sexier trait to have than…say…just the ability to shake your ass on a runway and wrap your legs around the guy flashing the most bling at the moment.

MK probably is a “poor man’s Megan Gale”. MG is smart, elegant, seems genuine, and just comes across as a more mature, well rounded person than MK - but what does that prove? Not much.

Sorry, you conspiracy theorists, OB must really love MK, otherwise why are they still together. I don’t really understand what he sees in her, but love is blind. All those pap setup theories are idiotic. Why would OB need the additional publicity? Can’t any of you use your brains at all?

At a pinch, I could maybe, just maybe, believe that MK’s people might orchestrate such things, but why would OB agree to this? Please explain.

I think he looks miserable/bored in so many of these pap shots, because he hates the paps, not because he is miserable in MK’s company.