Angelina Jolie: Halloween Costumes Revealed!

God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.

The woman is phenomenal in the gorgeous dept.

Angelina Jolie does the most beautiful covers over and above all of the other female actresses out there.
Tis a fact because i said so.
jmo of course.

bbl
enjoy your day all JP Fans…

Ty JJ;)

megan @ 11/03/2008
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Hmm, you seem overly obsessed with our gorgeous Angelina.

I know, I know - it’s so unfair Angelina is widely admired for her exotic beauty, acting talent and philanthropy;
-That she has been rewarded with acting awards and the appreciation of millions of less fortunate people (which for anyone else are good measure of success);
-That she is respected by world leaders/generals, CEOs, the intelligentsia and print media;
-That she is adored by fiercely loyal fans worldwide;
-That she is lusted after by famous men (and women) celebrities;
-And best of all, she is completely loved by Brad and their 6 kids and family/friends…

…While you live in your cramped dingy apartment, driving your beat-up Ford Fiesta and working at your dead-end job, typing away hateful posts in your 8-year old Dell computer…

Sometimes that’s just how the lottery of life plays out, honey.

You’d be happier with a little less hate for someone who doesn’t know you exist, dontcha think?

omigosh… did ya all see SNL satire me this past Saturday?

Yep, SNL skit of “The View” had ME - Miz Chinnifer on the roundtable!
omigosh, they like, totally got my whiny voice and my hair-curtain-flipping and hand-fluttering and head-nodding and completely dumb contribution to the hot topics (”Oh yeah, oh yeah!”), like it was so eerily portrayed.

I am seething with rage that SNL dared make fun of me!
(I am still plotting revenge on that Kimberly Stewart girl for calling me “homely”, and on that rocker Pink for questioning my compatibility with my peeboytoy John… like, we are so compatible the moniker “Douchifer” is so perfect for us, see?).

I take extreme umbrage too, that SNL totally did not have my giant chin on display!
Couldn’t they have made-up the SNL actress with a fake, huge chin or something?
I mean, c’mon, SNL!
I am The Chinnifer - I am famous for my gigantic chin!

megan @ 11/03/2008 at 1:44 am passing Through @ 11/03/2008 at 1:24 am
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Your made up fantasies about Brad and Angelina are strange. No make that concerning.
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Your idol HAGiston’s reprising her role as MAYER THE PLAYER’S STAND-BY-BOOTIE-CALL is strange.

…No, make that concerning…

Yeah, that was so not cool of SNL to make me the “Object of Their Derision”.

This past Saturday, I was enjoying my nightly golden showers from Johnny Pee Mayer when “ALONG CAME” this denigrating SNL skit!

So, I’m “Just Not That Into” SNL anymore.

I’ll have to seriously go on the path of a “BREAK-UP” with my habit of watching SNL on Saturday nights, those oh lonely Saturday nights.

And to think, whenever I’m “TRAVELING” - the one TV show (other than Friends) that I religiously watch - is SNL.

It’s got to be the “MANAGEMENT” of SNL who is to blame by allowing this insulting satire of my movie star self!

I invoke the god “ALMIGHTY” to bring bad ratings to SNL from now on.

May that horrible show be “DERAILED” forever for humiliating me, the great and manly Chinnifer!

Reasons Angelina will be NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR is based on the following scenes from CHANGELING…

SPOILERS AHEAD….SPOILERS AHEAD…..SPOILERS AHEAD….SPOILERS AHEAD……SPOILERS AHEAD……SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

-scene where Angelina’s character Christine Collins comes home to find her son missing, then calls the police……the tremor in her voice and fear in her eyes while she is speaking to the police was heartbreaking.

-scenes where Angelina’s character is roller skating at her job as a supervisor, and where she is walking and running for the bus…the way she’s holding her body….such an unassuming and humble way just like that of a 1920 mother, and where she is speaking in a small wispy voice, so unlike her own deep powerful voiced persona in real life and previously on screen. This is a departure from her normally overt feminine energy she usually exudes in films.

-scene at the end of the movie where Angelina is on the other side of a glass listening to the boy who escaped version of events at the Wineville Chicken Ranch…….at the end when he reunites with his parents as Angie’s character looks on, you see all the anxst she must feel watching them hug each other with love, and probably wishing that her son was there for her to reunite with as well……the look in her eye and the tears she shed were painfully real to me….and that breath she lets out was gutwrenching…..brilliant.

THE FOLLOWING SCENES ARE REASONS WHY ANGELINA SHOULD WIN THE OSCAR!!!!!!!

-THE SCENE WHERE ANGIE IS IN THE OFFICE WITH THE POLICE CAPTAIN TRYING TO TELL HIM THE BOY THEY GAVE HER IS NOT HER SON….AND HER VOICE TAKES ON THIS GUTTERAL OUTRAGED SOUND AS SHE YELLS….”I’M NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ANYTHING…LEAST OF ALL MY RESPONSIBILITIES…I’M EVEN TAKING CARE OF THAT..BOY..CAUSE I’M ALL THAT HE HAS!!”…AT ONE POINT SHE LEANS DOWN INTO THE FACE OF THE SITTING CAPTAIN AND PLEADS WITH HIM TO CONTINUE LOOKING FOR HER SON…(TO NO AVAIL)….THE DESPERATION IN HER VOICE,EXPRESSION, AND VOICE IS RIVETTING!

-THE SCENE WHERE ANGIE’S CHARACTER IS INSIDE AN OFFICE GETTING EVALUATED BY THE ‘PSYCHOLOGIST’ AT THE PSYCH WARD, AND HE IS TWISTING EVERYTHING SHE SAYS TO MAKE HER APPEAR MENTALLY IMBALANCED….YOU TRULY SEE THE EFFORT HER CHARACTER IS MAKING TO STAY CALM, KEEP HER ANGER IN CHECK, AND HER CONFUSION AT WHY THIS HORRIBLE SITUATION IS HAPPENING TO HER…..IT WAS BRILLIANT ACTING AT WORK.

-THE SCENE WHERE ANGIE IS VISITING THE KILLER IN PRISON, AND CONTINUES ASKING HIM THE QUESTION OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN VARYING DEGREES OF ANGER, AND ESCALATING DEGREES OF DESPERATION. QUIET DISGUST, TURNS TO QUIET ANGER WHICH TURNS TO STATED ANGER WHICH TURNS TO DESPERATE ANGER…..

STAY TUNED FOR THE BEST ACTRESS NOMINATION AND WIN….ANGIE’S NAME IS WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!

whohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!…….I cant wait!..

melissa @ 11/03/2008 at 10:37 am

unlike jennifer who can go without make up and her hair in a poneytail and still look flawless.

Melissa, you must be kidding me right, we all know maniston is the one that spends all her time tanning, bleaching her hair, wearing fake eye colour lenses, injecting botox, plastic surgery to pump up her lips, nipping her crocked nose, the list is endless and I could go on and last but not the least disguising that chin which looks like Egyptian pyramid with her fake colour extensions and still turn out with a face like a horse. Why do you think the men once they see the real maniston dump her ass so fast and then rat on her publicly for the grand finale public humiliation. I have to hand it to her though, she is the only one who knows how to handle public humiliation by the turning the other chin oh, i mean to say cheek!

What’s going on - not sure if my posts are getting through.

melissa=megan=trolls=haters

Why not come and join our side?
Seems like you’re already halfway here, what with all your postings on ANGELINA’s thread. Can’t stay away, eh?

Angelina rules!

Pax went as a bat eating a banana.

Not saying that it’s necessarily okay but I believe that the parents would know if they felt she needed warmer clothes or not, #209. We have seen her wear warmer clothes before (just look at the archives), they would never harm or at least want to harm their child either for PR reasons or genuine love of which I hope is the latter and there’s no reason and it’s not our business.

If I was a stalker, I’d be…you know, stalking TomKat, #212.

I’m not a nutcase and I wouldn’t change my name so much if people didn’t keep mimicking me.