Brad Pitt Munches at Mercer Kitchen

One last tabloid comment…

ATTENTION AMERICAN MEDIA INTERNS/TROLLS…

Y’all need to tell your bosses to check with each other BEFORE going to press with stories that contradict each other…

The NE must have had good sales last week because they had Angie/X Part 3,974,821 on the cover and claimed that Angie felt badly about her NYT comment that she was moved to call X and apologize for falling for Brad. I effin’ kid you not. They said that although Angie HAS NOT ADMITTED TO A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP/AFFAIR…she did admit that she fell for Brad while he was still married to his albatross. Like Angie’s the only woman in the history of the world to fall for a married man…but that’s another story. The NE goes on to say that after 4 years Angie decided to fess up, but instead of talking to X directly she used an intermediary and that X refused to accept her apology…and came out on top their “head-to-head” confrontation because she took the high road. They also said that Angie called X without Brad’s knowledge and that he didn’t find out about it until he got back to LA and Angie told him what she’d done…and that Brad knows that X has been spilling his secrets (last week’s issue) and he was afraid X was going to call him and give him a piece of her already tiny mind about Angie having called him. Plus now he’s afraid of what else X might spill in retaliation. I was in the grocery store LMAO…

…and THEN I read the Star. Seriously, AMI - an inter office memo or e-mail to the other editor and y’all could avoid embarrassments like this…

The Star claims that Brad scurried back to LA to grovel at Angie’s feet after she left in a huff over his flirting with Diane Kruger. First of all…why would Angie go all the way back to LA if that was her reason for leaving? She could have just gone to France. But now…she decided to come half way around the world…and just in time for the HW film festival at that! LOL. They claim Angie’s appearance at the HW FF was last minute and unplanned. Like the organizers of the HWFF wouldn’t plan in advance who’s going to present the award to one of their biggest honorees of the entire event? Yeah, right, Star…

So Brad chases Angie back to LA…where…X is in the process of planning for her babies with The Urinator…who, BTW, is totally on board with X’s plan to get Urinated, er, sperminated. Since Brad was kind enough to listen to her bellyache when The Urinator dumped her in August (in Starverse, not the real world) X felt the need to call Brad and give him a heads up that she and the Pee Boy were trying to have a little pee boy and to let him know how great things were going with The Urinator.

At this point I’m in the store ROTFL and holding my side because I had a stitch from laughing so hard. The NE says Brad’s afraid to answer the phone because X is going to rip him a new one over Angie contacting her…and then the Star turns around and says that X is calling Brad to thank him for letting her cry on his shoulder after getting dumped again. And for any naysayers out thre - both stories give specific datelines…THE SAME DATES! So which is it American Media? Lies, I tell ya…they’re all lies! LOL!

Brad looks really New York in these pics. Thanks JJ.

bdj @ 11/06/2008 at 11:10 pm

Yep get ready. Poooor Jen, Oprah turns on her and her nonexistant twins are in danger!!!! John can’t take it and leaves her and gives an interview to TMZ that he is not ready for fatherhood!!!

LOL.

Tab sales are way way down. The tab racks are full, only see People being bought none of the other tabs are moving. US might this week with the Obama’s on the cover, but the others except People will be picked up next week and returned to be thrown in the trash.

People see the lies for what they are and have too many personal problems to give their good money to the lying tabs. People spending their money on food and other real needs, want good news of some type, not tab doom and gloom, eough of that in real life.

Ocean has washed trash and lies and trolls out to sea, riptides have pulled them under, good has prevailed over evil.

Tab trolls are being fired right and left, read that some of In Touch former staff now at Star and that is who comes here to try our their lies. They are cannibals and will soon consume themselves. They will soon have no jobs, be in soup lines and homeless shelters.

Angie’s man is so gorgeous.

Angelina is getting good. I’m happy for her.

Jesus please us. Brad says on Oprah that Angie is the love of his life and Shitzy has a meltdown. As soon as JJ puts up a new thread she bombards it with more bullshit.

Cry your eyes out, Shitzy — he’s not leaving Angie, Angie’s not leaving him, and he’s never going back to Fugly. Sorry, Shitzy. You’re just gonna have to find some way to deal with it. Maybe you should just kill yourself now because you know you’re going to do it sooner or later. No big loss.

excuses @ 11/06/2008 at 11:26 pm Angelina is getting good. I’m happy for her.

Aren;t you though? Brad & Angelina make the best couple. Why didn;t Brad leave that crab filld cooch of Ansiton sooner is beyond me.

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passing Through @ 11/06/2008 at 11:22 pm Like the organizers of the HWFF wouldn’t plan in advance who’s going to present the award to one of their biggest honorees of the entire event? Yeah, right, Star…

Or like without notice, production of IB can just stop or start filming another part of the script that does not include Brad. The Weinsteins are losing money left or right but they won’t mind if Brad just leaves.

Great tab report.

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PT, WTF is writing this c**p? Are they like 12 years old?. This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.

Aeon,

Hey boo…don’t hate the playa, hate the game…you know damn well clooney and damon and cheadle and the other cats give this mutha hell…ahhahhahahahahha

http://www.wwd.com/media-news/fashion-memopad/memo-pad-schiffer-ysl-campaign-1850599#/article/media-news/fashion-memopad/memo-pad-schiffer-ysl-campaign-1850599?page=3

Memo Pad: Schiffer in YSL Campaign… AMI Misses a Payment…
Memo Pad: Schiffer in YSL Campaign… AMI Misses a Payment…

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Posted Wednesday November 05, 2008

Last Edited Thursday November 06, 2008

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1850599

AMI MISSES A PAYMENT: The clock is ticking on American Media Inc. as the company failed to make an interest payment worth approximately $20 million to bondholders last Saturday and now has 30 days (from Nov. 1) to make that payment or it will default on all of its debt due to a cross default provision in its debt agreements. AMI, which publishes Shape, The National Enquirer and Star, among others, said Tuesday it has sufficient cash to make the payment and David ******, chief executive officer, said: “We are in the midst of constructive discussions with lenders holding more than a majority of the borrowings under our credit facilities and bondholders holding more than a majority of each series of our bonds to achieve a financial restructuring of American Media that would include a significant deleveraging of American Media. Our board of directors and existing equity holders are fully supportive of these discussions and we are hopeful that these discussions will be successfully completed shortly.” On Tuesday, the New York Post reported that president and chief operating officer John Miller resigned.

Back in August, AMI said it was potentially refinancing its notes and giving bondholders the possibility of warrants for the company’s stock. The refinancing incorporated a combination of $250 million of senior notes due in 2013, $15.9 million of special senior subordinated discount notes due in 2013 and up to $340 million of mandatory, convertible senior subordinated discount notes, also set to mature in 2013. AMI set a deadline of Sept. 25 — a day that came and went without any decision or agreement with bondholders. — Amy Wicks

…Hello, could I please speak to Zorro?…hahahahhahahahahahahah

oops sorry for the bad editing. I am still working on that cut and paste thing.