Angelina Jolie Releases ‘Kung Fu Panda’ DVD

I can’t stop laughing at JA’s Meyer qoute.

Trust me, you’ll never see that happen again from that man.”

Rotflmao! First off, not HIM, not JOHN but THAT MAN. . . This is the man she’s supposedly in a relationship with. Aww, how sweet! No wonder the Fanistons have a hard time believing BP and AJ are in love, after all they don’t refer to each other so dismissively.

Secondly, I am sure JM is on his hands and knees thanking the heavens for giving his a woman like her. I mean this just what every guy wants the world to know, that his girl has got a “handle on him”! Lmao!

The only way for her to speak so self assuredly like this, is because there’s something in it for him. She speaks with a the same confidence a mob boss does when he tells the prosecutor he will be out of jail before lunch because the star witness won’t testify. See, he knows the star witness won’t testify because he’s got the star witness’s son tied up in his basement.

Instead of worrying about “Uncool AJ” I say we try to guess who or what JA has on Mayer!!!!!

Fun Game, no?

My guess - A video tape of him caressing a life size cardboard cut out of a Naked Perez Hilton, singing “Your body is a wonderland” in the nude.

Okay, Eww! I don’t think I wanna play anymore! I’m gonna go throw up now.

PS
Sorry for the Mob references, watched a Documentary on the Chicago Mob last night, guess I still have it on mind. :lol:

# 1266 Observer2 @ 11/12/2008 at 11:01 am

WTH. Here’s PH post using Aniston’s own words to prove she lies through her teeth:

~~~Jennifer Aniston Caught Lying!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie

Vogue 2008:

* What really rankled Aniston about the piece was that Jolie felt the need to recount a detailed timeline of exactly how her relationship developed on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while Aniston was still married to and living with Pitt. “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening,” says Aniston.

Vanity Fair 2005:

* “She wasn’t naïve,” says Aniston pal Kristin Hahn. “She’s not suggesting she didn’t know there was an enchantment, and a friendship [between Pitt and Jolie].”

* “I don’t think he started an affair physically, but I think he was attracted to her,” says Courteney Cox, who vacationed with her husband, David Arquette, and the Pitts on Anguilla just before they announced their separation. “There was a connection, and he was honest about that with Jen. Most of the time, when people are attracted to other people, they don’t tell. At least he was honest about it. It was an attraction that he fought for a period of time.”

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To me, this section right here is the dagger in the heart of X’s lies. The rest is gravy… Best of all…it’s delivered by the ho that Brad had to fire for spying on him and reporting back to X…and for breaking her confidentiality agreement when she did this iinterview. I’m sure that was a day that the “famously affable” Brad wasn’t so affable…

Half the fun of coming to any Brad and Angie threads is reading the posts of the regulars. PT,AG,Cliniqua, piper in the low, guli, real lou, an oldie and so many others. Kudos to everyone for exposing the fraud and finding humour in all trolls.

NEW ANGIE THREAD

I work in Hollywood. I know all the players. Believe what I am about to tell you or not. Brad & Angelina did not have an affair. No one cheated. After Pitt split with Aniston officially, did he go after Jolie, who was initially RELUCTANT, like a heat seeking missile?? HELL YES. That’s it, and that’s all.

He eventually wore her down in the Spring of 2005, and they were together. For anyone who knows the timeline, Pitt and Aniston had been officially split (having issued a joint press release) for several months by then.

Here’s the deal - I am compelled to say this: Angelina as a person, doesn’t even ATTEMPT to be flirty around guys, she’s pretty guileless. I say that to say - there was no seductive ‘luring,’ going on onset (THAT is laughable), as some people like to suggest regarding Angelina. I was there.

Eventually, as they got to know each other, did Pitt seem close to her? Yes Did she seem close to Pitt? Sure. But in the way of many co-stars who click working together and are very good friends (see Clooney & Julia Roberts, see Angelina and Matt Damon, see Pitt and Cate Blanchette)

If you believe Aniston, then you must believe that no one cheated, as she said it herself. This woman, for publicity’s sake, just wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants people ‘mad,’ at Pitt (or maybe now JUST Jolie, I see she’s changed tactics), for some crime Jolie never committed. But Aniston knows she can’t say what the crime is, because she also knows it didn’t happen - so Aniston continues to whine and moan and talk about hurt feelings, and INFER things, and she’s hoping some of her public will accept THAT and diss Jolie, on the basis of ‘Jen’ not getting the fairytale, instead of the ACTUAL REALITY: Pitt was leaving Aniston PERIOD.

For those who CARE…Pitt & Jolie also said no one cheated. The way I see it, that’s 3 out of 3.

So again, what’s Aniston’s beef? It’s simple, she does have one and it’s this: Pitt and Jolie were together five months after he ‘officially’ separated with Aniston. Aniston FREAKED OUT because THAT was TOO SOON, it was with a former co-star, and it made her LOOK BAD, and how ‘jen’ looks, is the most important thing ALWAYS, phony that she is.

That’s why the Vanity Fair hit piece happened. It was Jen’s and her agents revenge on Brad, for what he did. You know, get a life, too soon for Jen’s comfort.

As for Jolie’s Vogue in 2007, Angelina refers to her friendship with Brad during the film - there was no ‘detailed timeline,’ Aniston is LYING. AFTER Pitt’s official separation, when they were STILL filming Mr & Mrs., Angelina then describes them growing closer, and starting to believe that they might be more than friends. Smith had it’s last shoots in early spring of 2005, Pitt had already BEEN officially separated a few months by then.

I say all this to say…Angelina has no problem talking about anything she’s done in her life, but why does Jolie have to keep her mouth shut about the biggest most important relationship in her life, that started honestly…ESPECIALLY, when she’s got this b*sh trashing her and many others trashing her as a ‘homewrecker.’ If it’s not true, isn’t she entitled to say it’s not true?? What’s wrong with you women? Are you all jealous bags, who want to punish Jolie simply because she was ‘next,’ for Pitt?? Or because relatable ordinary TV Jen, didn’t get what she wanted? What does that say about YOU? That you’re jealous attack hens who beat up on beautiful Oscar winners??

I thought Jolie’s interview, back in 2007 was gracious, and poised and a class act. To think Aniston had a problem with anything Jolie said, is showing just how NOT OVER IT, and mega-obsessed she is with this wonderful family. She needs to take lessons from Kidman, Witherspoon and Thurman on how to handle a painful divorce. They are class acts. Aniston shows more and more everyday - just how much Brad Pitt has upgraded. As a role model, she’s a weak pathetic loser and poor excuse. I PITY Jennifer Aniston. She has NOT moved on, and it is painfully apparent. She needs help.

It’s either that, or this whole dog and pony show has been masterminded by her PR people (Huvane & co) to whip up interest in a person that can’t garner it on her own without the infamous tabloid ‘triangle.’ I tend to think it’s the latter, and that even she doesn’t believe her own bullsh*t.

Aniston has had several significant others and long term relationships SINCE Pitt, the most recent garnered a lot of attention due to the fact that she was dumped in an extremely mortifying manner. She COULD HAVE spent the entire interview dressing that douchebag down, and YET she goes back two whole years, and plasters Jolie’s name on her Vogue cover to sell issues!!

Pathetic.

new thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REAL NEW THREAD OF ANGIE FOLKS

New Angie Thread…………….

FLAP
Hey Flap, we always miss each other. How have you been? I hope it’s all good with you.

RE: JA Fans
I’ve long given up hope these people will ever see reason. It’s like they live in a bizzaro world where up is down, whiny is strong and lying is telling the truth. JA a strong woman? Lawd-a-mercy, wonder what she’ll be like if she was whiny. :roll:

Since Jennifer Aniston has the penchant to know or to monitor anything about Angelina Jolie, and even though there’s only a small chance she would be able to read this post, let me still address this message to her. Thus, the following paragraphs are in second person. Here it goes:

This is the first time I write a very lengthy post. I’m just doing this to release my pent up annoyance to somebody. Now, I’ll let my computer rest for a while & do some other productive thing. Peace.

Quick question: Ever since I saw the Bourne Ultimatum movies I’ve been hooked on Krav Maga. I live in the middle of nowhere Kansas, and there isn’t a Krav Maga training center for miles. I’m looking to learn krav maga online: Are there any good krav maga training sites around?