John Mayer is a Sleeveless Singer

1st and eww

Works for me. Those “insiders”/PR agent/CAA agent come in handy. Damage control with a spice of charity always work.

his face is so weird, he looks better nowadays but he still ugly as sin.

“An insider tells JustJared.com that the restaurant’s back entrance was blocked, so Aniston had no choice but to enter through the front. The 39-year-old actress was there to sign a contract ”

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaared…. puh-leeeeeeze tell us you don’t believe that boolsheet.

Back entrance blocked, yeah, right.

Every other restaurant in LA was closed, right? She just had to pick the most paps-infested restaurant in Southern California because nothing else was available?

If you believe that, you believe in the Tooth Fairy.

BTW, here’s Lainey’s take on the shenanigans:

Now she`s Ebola Hilton
On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans.

No ****, nipply!!!

Like seriously…

What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore?

Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian?

Really???

Deserving or not, Jennifer Aniston is one of the top stars in Hollywood. Jennifer Aniston doesn’t need to take a meeting at The Ivy. Jennifer Aniston can call a meeting anywhere she wants. But Jennifer Aniston lowered herself onto Robertson Blvd, with her tits freshly tweaked, for the sake of a desperation photo opp to disprove pregnancy rumours…to the point where upon her departure, the paps were actually laughing at her.

They laughed. Those who were there and those who heard about it later. They laughed. They laughed at how pathetic she’s become.

And to tell you the truth, not even I can take pleasure in this. To witness such complete and total capitulation, the celebrity equivalent of crawling on the floor naked, hands held up in defeated submission…

This is Jennifer Aniston.

Sadness.

Oh Jen. . .have you not learned your lesson????

what a lot of a—holes you guys are if itis’nt jolietitt and peeweepitt promoting their pr good will shi—- you guys that make these vile comments are really trailer trash jolietitt loonies. get real and stop being such idiot loons and get a life and go do some charity yourselves. Grow up and leave other people alone so don’t look and read about her if you don’t like to hear good about others but your two idols

DPP to the max for Maniston ! Desperate & Patological Pathetic !

Run Johnny run !

Vivien @ 11/10/2008 at 5:19 pm Riiiight … the back entrance was blocked. What’s the reason why a photo agency was called a few hours beforehand alerting them that she would be showing up that afternoon? Her publicist must be working overtime trying to spin this desperate attention-seeking move.

>>>>>> DID YOU EVER CONSIDER AFTER WHAT HAPPENED…… THAT BECAUSE OFF THE PROJECT SHE IS DOING AND OTHER PEOPLE OFFCOURSE KNOWING OFF IT AND HER COMING TO THE IVY FOR THAT PROJECT……. THAT MAYBE SOMEONE FROM THE INSIDE CALLED……… OMG SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY LAME….

I THINK ITS SAD THOUGH THAT AFTER ALL THE NASTY BLOGS ABOUT HER APPEARANCE (BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT REALLY WAS THE REASON FOR HER BEING THERE) NOW IT SEEMS THOSE WHERE WRONG! SO ONE THING SOME CAN LEARN IS…… DONT JUDGE OTHERS WHEN YOU REALLY DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHATS GOING ON……. AND JENNIFER ISNT A CELEB TO TELL BEFORE HAND THAT SHE IS DOING SOMETHING FOR OTHERS…… LIKE SOME DO (I DONT EVEN HAVE TO MENTION WHO I MEAN)…. SO SHE DOES IT WITHOUT MAKING IT PUBLIC AND THEN THE GIRL GETS SCREWED FOR IT TOO……… REALLY SAD

Seriously, how long are you LOSER-fer going to let this fraud play you? Back door was conviently blocked. So, NO CHOICE but to bravely fight the papz for those poor overweight kids. hahhahhaa

lol…Jared that Ivy story is bull. I see her PR guy is reaching out to you instead of Perez this time. Maniston has turned into a complete joke.

hahaha and pigs fly. That’s a good one. Signing a contract in the kitchens…..hahaha thats a new one. Either way not the behaviour of anyone on the A list No movie star needs to go to the cook, the cook would come to them.
Sorry huvane. Try again. :-)

With Jen’s star power they could have made a call to Ivy when they arrived when it was found out to be blocked . then waited for them to clear the way. . It seems strange though , that when they knew she was coming and she supposedly has distain for the paps that this wasn’t taken care of before her arrival. PR- B.S. You bet.!

Janice the real trailer trash are the Douchifer fans! So gullible and stupid. You guys can’t even figure out the fraud is feeding you b.s. If she honestly want to do charity work, quietly. Why the hell would she choose to finalize any paperwork at a PAP infested IVY? Come on, don’t tell me the chef the threaten to back out unless its done at IVY. lol. yeah!

an insider tells JJ.com.. whoa.. looks like Huvane tabs were lurking here and they had to settle their story about Lady J’s
Ivy mishap-portunity..

anyway you slice it, this is a lemon of a story.. sure working on nutrition for overweight kids.. and when is it that she be on the overweight queen’s show.. aah yes.. the pieces are falling together.. if only it wasnt a 5000 piece puzzle.

TMZ show just said FAMOUS PEOPLE DO NOT GO TO THE IVY FOR THE FOOD.

FAMOUS PEOPLE ONLY ONLY ONLY GO TO THE IVY FOR ATTENTION.

Keep spining as fast as you can Jen. LOL

i will look up her “supposed” charity program. we will find out if it is legitimate. time will tell. but, her pr tactics speak volumes!!!

That is the most pathetic excuse i ever heard. Back door locked is Bull.LMAO and the dumb excuse is on John Mayers thread .
Give me a break .

Oh my heavens!!

She can’t help herself, can’t she? Isn’t it beyond obvious that this insecure woman child lives on what people think of her. So she went to Ivy, so what? It’s a freaking restaurant not a den of sin or a place no one should be seen, so why explain yourself? What happened to shrugging it off and GOING ON WITH YOUR LIFE??!!
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Jeez!

Can you imagine if this woman had half the crap thrown at AJ directed towards her? She’ll would have turned her life into a reality show trying to prove her.

Her pathological need to always be seen in a good light is her undoing, so sad she doesn’t see this,

oooooooohhhhhhhh jj….now you’re a confidant …..way to go jj :lol:

anyway you try to slice this…..chinleatherskinuston is now compared to phoebe price, ebola paris….and that big ass lebanese girl in that peecrust show….. :lol:

how the mighty and so called “classy” lady had fallen …..ah…le…luia… :lol: :lol: praise the jenloonies….anustanakis crazies…. :lol:

OMG….can’t stop :lol: ….ROFLMAO….

John is a looker!

Maniston is the attention-seeking, middle-aged attention *****. first of all to take back a man-boy who publicly humilated her (you), to showing up at a d-list, pap infested circus that is the ivy!!! then trying to spin this pr nightmare into CHARITY???? WTF??????

Oh please, she was in there 2 minutes and then left out the back!! So in the 2 minutes it took to get in there, the back entrance magically opened up? If you buy that you deserve to be worshiping this hag.

another thing….the backdoor thingy being blocked….yup her backdoor being blocked w/ the urinator’s piss…. :lol:

also the signing w/ the contract w/ the chef….man…during the busiest hours on that paps’ infested???? please… TMI is so lame…trying to explain her presence there is making her look more pathetic and pitiful :lol: :lol:

don’t worry chinleatherskinuston….you can always go back to your ass and coochie show….your jenloonies and anustankies crazies will get you thru w/ your difficult time in your life….as your minivan fans says….you go girl!!!!…show them your ass and coochie….you deserve it :lol: :lol:

OMG…jj…your confidants’ sources and the chinleatherskinuston made my day :lol: :lol:

Plus signing a contract in the KITCHEN with all the grease, food cooking isn’t very Anistonian…rememebered, she is high maintenance ! How could she be staying in the kitchen, with the food cooking and a chef working between his team…just to sign a paper between the food, the smoke, ect ?

This is the most pathetic, lame stretched excuse ever made. This is beyond fantasy : it’s retarded !

Be an attention wh*re as much as you want but at least be creative and not a lame one who will resort to the most unbelievable tricks and excuses to justify her behaviour and negate your pathetic wh*riness !

LOL. Well it is known by all that Huvane has to hold her hand 100% of his time. Guess she and her coven of bes surfed the web and read the comments and she freaked out. After all this is the person who Kim Stewart made cry by saying she was ugly!!!. Knew some story would be out there today from Huvane re the Ivy trip.

Made up program rushed into being, good if this happens for the kids sake. MAYBE IS THE OPERATIVE WORD HERE!!!

Jen is a joke.

THERE U HAVE IT HATERS!!! NOW WHAT BS WILL U SAY ABOUT THIS??? ITS FUNNY WHEN INFORMATION ABOUT HER DOESN’T MATCH YOUR OPINION ABOUT HER THEN U ALL HAVE TO GO AND SAY THAT ITS A LIE!!! U GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

JEN IS THE BEST!!! KEEP ON HATING HATERS…IT WON’T CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE IS THE BEST!!!

i said it before and it is worth repeating… maniston overreached. she was on the cover of W as the most powerful woman in “hollywood” she put her A$$ on her shoulders and believed the HYPE. that is why she neglected her husband and her marriage. she thought she could become a MOVIE STAR with OSCAR prospects!!!! look at the tv hag now.. posing pap shots at the d-list IVY!!!! her hags ALWAYS talk about KARMA for the JP’s. looks like KARMA is biting maniston in the ASS and not LETTING GO!!!

Mother knows best, she is really a fugly girl.

Brad must have hated those false blue eyes. HE saw her during the day with blue eyes and dark eyes when they go to bed. No wonder he was on therapy after their million dollar merger.

How desperate can this PR company be. Put up a picture of this clown to do damage control. They could not put the who res picture up this time no they had to use the douche to try to cleanse this nasty situation. What a big joke-I think ever worst of the low self esteem ho.
How you going to walk past some one to show you are not pregnant. All stages of pregnancy you don’t show. The dumbest set of stupid people I have ever seen.

Pink thing is right. John Mayer is only around stupid women. Boy is Jen stupid. The PR team will seen this lame azz story to every site they can. This is going to be funny the poster on every board is going to laugh their azz off at this junk. It’s just too pathetic. Too bad these fools can’t stop them self. It’s like an addiction with these Douche bags.

poor chin and piss boy. what an item of RIDICULE for both of them. 2 famewh**es caught up in their lie!! not long before their camps turn on each other….FIGHT CLUB!!!! YEAH!!!

Awww, poor Aniston, braved the Ivy for the children. You know chefs and caterers are who you go to when trying to help overweight children. Not nutritionists and people in physical education programs or work with the state. Nope. Chefs and caterers.

Her people had 3 days and this is the best they could come up with. Please.

Do Douchifer work. I mean really do these two jerks do any work. They stay in the streets going to the beach, restaurant and the gym for more photo opportunity. Two pathetic fame who res They are such a Joke. That is a ridiculous statement to release.

Did a child make up that story lol. It really sounds like a 7 year old child made up that story. It’s just too pathetic.

unfortunately for JA.. media gold = ugly, old, desperate, prowling cougar!!!

Nicole @ 11/10/2008 at 6:55 pm Oh please, she was in there 2 minutes and then left out the back!! So in the 2 minutes it took to get in there, the back entrance magically opened up? If you buy that you deserve to be worshiping this hag.
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^So true!

Ugh!
I liked the nerdy round-shouldered singer who burst on the scene a few years back; but the slick, cocky Mayer is BORING. I knew it was all downhill when it was reported he was banging Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Blech.

#38 - Why would she care if Brad is going to be on Oprah on the 18th? Jen will be on Oprah this Thursday the 13th. You people need to get your facts straight. Not everyone cares what people think of them. So AJ can do a charity and do photo ops and press releases about hers, but Jen can’t? Please, please grow up. Do you not realize obesity is a huge problem, especially for kids here in the states? I guess not.

“jen doesnt need to prove the world that she has a kind heart, she does her own thing without making it a big deal. leave her alone.”

If she is trying to do things without making it a big deal. She would NEVER conduct business deals at a pap infested restaurant. A-list stars DO NOT have to go to the chef. Sign papers in the kitchen? get the F&ck outta here! Nothing is quiet or private with this desperate cougar. That is why information are leaked and we are here. Laughing along with the papzo at her lameass! Karma yes indeedy!

Obesity is a huge problem. So how is having a chef from IVY and caterer going to help resolve this? Not everyone got 110 mil in the bank to help them look good. Come on! You can do better then than that sorry ass excuse! Just like your idol!

Ahahahahahah — first of all, that damage control ’story’ is RIDICULOUS…hahahaha…if that was the case, why wouldn’t she have taken a couple of snaps with the chefs and big shot caterers to offset looking like such a dumbasss famewh*ring TOOL going in the front door of The Ivy, the worst D-lister hangout in history — furthermore, as Lamey said, why would Aniston, whose TV sh*tcom residuals make her one of CAA’s biggest cash cows have to shuffle on over to ’sign contracts,’ AT a restaurant, she’s just sign them at her agents/lawyers/business office and be DONE. That’s what’s so sickening and lame about that silly no-talent TV hack, she and her PR guru Huvane think the rest of us, are as dumb as she is. LOLOL I love how they’re so angst ridden, and anxiety addled and self-conscious about her stupid coattailing famewh*ring asss and what people are saying about her, that they immediately try doing damage control, but make matters worse. This sh*t is as funny and pathetic as it gets. hahahaha

oh okay . leave deb alone people to worship jen :lol: ROFLMAO

Here’s A Truth @ 11/10/2008 at 6:49 pm:

” You JP are like the pot, calling the kettle black. Angelina Jolie is a such a pathetic attention seeker. Wasn’t it she who just went over to Afghanistan to pose with the kiddies just when she had a new movie coming out? And she made a deal with People magazine for the exclusive photo-op as long as they promised to put one of the pictures on their cover…”
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Thank you! …some people forget so easily.

…About the “Ivy” story, still not sure if i believe that one…well, we’ll hear more about it. If it turns out to be true, we’ll know, i guess…

“Jen doesn’t lie!” Deb do you know her personally to make this outrageous statement? Everybody has told some kind of lies one way or the other. Geez! Talk about rabid fans who will believe she is pure as snow! God! Why am I even trying to rationalize with a crazy obsess person. Alright Deb, I will leave you be. Continue on with your delusion and keep on worshipping! lol

deb @ 11/10/2008 at 10:09 pm

Deb, you’re a riot. You’re a gullible nitwit, but you’re a riot.

“Jen doesn’t lie”…. ROTFLMBAO!! And I bet the Great Pumpkin popped up in your pumpkin patch last Halloween bringing you a bag full of toys.

Here’s the deal, honey. That story Jared posted is outrageous on its face. A five-year-old could see through it. So could you, if you weren’t blinded by adulation for your washed-up idol.

She’s not A-list, Deb. She was never A-list on her own merits. She married A-list. As soon as she was no longer Mrs. Brad Pitt, she fell off the A-list. Now she’s down to Z-list. Next stop, obscurity.

Oh yeah, one more thing — people don’t go to a paparazzi-infested restaurant to sign contracts in the kitchen. Just sayin’.

# 89 Jill @ 11/10/2008 at 10:51 pm deb @ 11/10/2008 at 10:09 pm

Deb, you’re a riot. You’re a gullible nitwit, but you’re a riot.

“Jen doesn’t lie”…. ROTFLMBAO!! And I bet the Great Pumpkin popped up in your pumpkin patch last Halloween bringing you a bag full of toys.

Here’s the deal, honey. That story Jared posted is outrageous on its face. A five-year-old could see through it. So could you, if you weren’t blinded by adulation for your washed-up idol.

She’s not A-list, Deb. She was never A-list on her own merits. She married A-list. As soon as she was no longer Mrs. Brad Pitt, she fell off the A-list. Now she’s down to Z-list. Next stop, obscurity.

Oh yeah, one more thing — people don’t go to a paparazzi-infested restaurant to sign contracts in the kitchen. Just sayin’.

I don’t understand your anger Jill. I also said maybe she went there to show everyone shes not pregnant. I don’t know her personally like you I’m sorry for that.

I like someone whats the problem? Aren’t we all entitled with our own opinions? I’m not looking for anyone to get so angry! I apologize for making you angry.

But i will still write what i feel ok.

deb @ 11/10/2008 at 11:00 pm
I also said maybe she went there to show everyone shes not pregnant.
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Deb, dear… all she had to do was release a statement, through her PR rep, NO I AM NOT PREGNANT. I AM DEFINITELY NOT PREGNANT. I AM 100% NOT PREGNANT. And that’s that.

Or she could just ignore the gossip, mind her own business, until it became obvious over the next few months that she wasn’t pregnant.

But NOOOOOOOOOO. She has to go to a restaurant notoriously infested with paparazzi to sign some “contract”. Please.

You’re a sweet person, Deb, but you have some major growing up to do.

All the money Jen pays Huvane and this is the best lie they could come up with?

I just don’t understand why this tall tale would need to be told. She went to the Ivy. End of story. This spin Huvane has told JJ today is really sad.

Why go to the Ivy in the kitchen with a chef and staff to sign a contract? Why not have the chef and staff bring samples of the meals to her home or business office for her to sample and sign a contract? I speak from experience, I belong to an orgnization that puts on events several times a year and that is how we operate. Also where is the trained nutrionist to help plan meals that benefit overweight kids, the school officials to OK the program, they are essential, a caterer is not.

Why the need to respond? Jen has got to be the thinnest skinned woman in celeb land. Why can’t she just ignore like most do? Now she has given extended life to the desperate label. I do not understand her behavior at all. She is almost 40 and acts like a teen going *** for tat cause someone said something about her.

I for one am really glad she has no kids. Just imagine her reaction if her child was said by some to be ugly. What would she do, plastic surgery on a newborn?

John used to be fun loving and open and now he is closed and sad looking. I feel sorry for him if he is actually involved with her, she is one insecure and controlling person.

She is pathetic. I now believe the story to be true. They plant a story for publicity and go round checking people’s reaction, if it is negative response they plant another one trying to do a damage control. If it had been positive response they would not have planted another one explaining why. She has to be the only actress desparate for public affection and stoops this low to get it. It demeans her and it shows that despite all the fake pretence of a woman who is happy with her life, she is insecure, have very low self esteem and craves attentions to make her feel good about herself. She can’t see the spectacules she makes of herself and that she has become a laughing stock. It makes me wonder how dumb she is not to see the damages she is inflicting on herself.

bottom line….hags will try to distract and divert NEGATIVE from the ugly, old, humiliated DUMPED cougar by a younger DOUCHBAG!!! fugistons have a LOT to BE HAPPY ABOUT!!!?????/ Days before THE HUMILIATING BREAKUP!!!!!!!!

Theres no anger Deb. Just frustration. Frustrated how someone can be so blind to the obvious.

God bless Jennifer Aniston! I think she’s the greatest.

talk about doucifers but what about the bragaloonies. Honestly I live in South Africa and have not see one person in the so called third world that these two have helped in any way. any idiot can go to a country and have tears in their eyes and pat a kid on the head and then walk away with some kid that has a parent. real dogooders would have found a way to help this family keep the kids and helped the other hundreds of kids with the money they lavish on just one. as for building houses for the poor and then selling it to them for a price that they cannot afford these two could have given 5 little box house they build for free that is charity. so don’t talk about pr seekers as these two and kid pimpers and and all talk and no go . charity my a——- poorer people have helped and given more than them

What awful people you have visiting this website. Awful, awful people.

CAA biggest cash cows are the Douchifers. They are not a real couple but pretend to play one for more media attention. This bunch of pathetic loser (Jen and her fans) are so stupid. This bull-s#it story make Jen look very stupid. I would have been better if they said
nothing. It’s as bad as she went to the Ivy to show she is not pregnant and going to the Ivy never would have proven that.
It’s so funny that Jen-John and CAA don’t understand they put Mayer picture up Mayer ex-fans started posting. They are not all JP fans.
I’m an ex Mayer fan I think he sold out to HW to and became a narcissistic bas#ard. I don’t think he had ever that maybe CAA was pumping him up all these years. I can see it now since they are mess up with Jen so much. Some of the same tricks was use for Mayer’s carer. I don’t Mayer have it any more now all he do is bluff his way through what every he does. This whole thing is so pathetic no way will I ever support Mayer again. He has gotten just as pathetic as Aniston.

janice @ 11/11/2008 at 3:13 am talk about doucifers but what about the bragaloonies. Honestly I live in South Africa and have not see one person in the so called third world that these two have helped in any way. any idiot can go to a country and have tears in their eyes and pat a kid on the head and then walk away with some kid that has a parent. real dogooders would have found a way to help this family keep the kids and helped the other hundreds of kids with the money they lavish on just one. as for building houses for the poor and then selling it to them for a price that they cannot afford these two could have given 5 little box house they build for free that is charity. so don’t talk about pr seekers as these two and kid pimpers and and all talk and no go . charity my a——- poorer people have helped and given more than them

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What are you talking about ? South Africa is the richest sub sahraian african country. Plus Black South Africans were killing african immigrants months ago and telling them to go back home !

Why would she goes to a country that is richer than his neighbour when she can help the poorest ones ? You have Oprah doing her thang in your country ! let Jolie doing her thang elsewhere !

yuck he looks like a junkie!

Get the ****** hell out of here if u got nothing nice to say!
I seriously dun knw what you ppl get by bashing Jen..

I am or was a Mayer fan so maybe Jen fans should leave if any one should. I remember when you Jen fans would not give him the time of day and bashed him day and night whats up now.
I wonder why the did not put a Jen picture up to say all of that garbage. Could it be Jen order Caa not to put any of her pictures up. I’m so lmao at Jen right now. Mayer fans never liked phony Jen in the first place and sure don’t like her now, honey most of the bashing Jen is coming from the Mayer fans because MAYER PICTURE IS UP TOP.
Douche bag Mayer must have sent his picture in and made up that lame old lie. It’s sad to see John has gotten just as pathetic as old azz pushing 40 hard Jen. When John has any thing to do with that ho he turns into a douche bag jerk like her. This fan will not buy another thing that jerk put out.

Best Improved!

LOL Jen fans are posting under Mayer. Some of you should go back and read what you posted before when you called him ever thing but by his name and most of you didn’t post nothing because a Mayer post only got about 7, 20 or 30 post all bad. Then when you put Jen picture or name to the post the number of posters went up to past 100. It’s so easy to see why Mayer is with Jen. It’s so obvious.
Mayer needs to keep his name floating around Hollywood Jen the tool helps him do that. Jen is a pathetic old hags that need a beard. These two have become beards for each other no one believe for two minutes they are a real couple. John Mayer sold out his real music career and his fans that’s why you don’t see any posting under his name. Mayer seems to have sold out to his friends to because you sure don’t see any of his old friends with him any more. Mayer has become a laughing stock just like Jen. John has become a real douche bag for sure. It’s true John fans do not like Jen at all.

I know I did not like John Mayer with long hair, he looks better with a shaved head, but again Cher, that is my opinion.

You may think BP is hotter now and I respect that but all I have to do is look at recent pics of him and then go to youtube and see pics of him and Jen and IMO, he was way HOTTER then.

BTW, I am not a huge Mayer fan, never have been but I really do not think Jen and Mayer are a couple. Just friends possibly. And I am totally Ok with that!