Angelina Jolie is Always Mom-Centric

Hey ..oh hey AG thanku muaah&I saw that JJ Jr. cute,
Hey Peaches.
Ot
Heres Angelina via satellite(sp) on Oprah
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f3LaAlT2smU

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CLINIQUA @ 11/13/2008 at 4:57 pm LMAO CAA scored Mayer’s gig FOR HIM, in exchange for being Aniston’s own personal Pisss fountain…hahaha…CAA wouldn’t have done it, had he NOT consented to play Maniston’s boyfriend. That’s what those CAA meetings WITH her a couple weeks back were about. omg. Soooo f*cking sad. He’s a closeted troubled youth, being molested by Graniston Maniston Traniston (and sometimes Huvane!) every night, and THAT was his reward from Huvane & CAA. What a ***** John Gayer is.
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clini,no wander “trust me u will never hear anything from that man again” and this is classy!the fu.cking retar.ded!!!!!

And, finally, not that it’s any of our business, except it keeps coming up all over celebrity ville, most recently in her interview in Vogue magazine, some unsolicited advice for Jennifer Aniston:

Enough, already. Let it go. He left you for her. Who knows why except you two, except maybe it’s because you didn’t want kids back then or maybe it’s because he was a control freak with a penchant for the Third World, or because, and this is where we’d place our bet, she’s so not America’s boring-never-changes sweetheart but instead is interesting and dangerous and gorgeous in that scary intellectual way that men are so drawn to, like flies to a lovely web.

It’s done, Jennifer. They have kids, lots of them, and you don’t. They’re happy, or at least seem so, and you, not so much, at least it seems so. But you gotta let it go. No point being so silent on the breakup for the past few years and then, suddenly, when it looks like you might have finally found a guy to have a fertility-treated baby or two (you do know John Mayer’s something of a roue, right? and it’s a good thing you made all that money on Friends because you might be a single parent), you’re all over the press, including The Oprah Winfrey Show today, about the Brangelina coupling that ruined your marriage, and when it happened and how “uncool” the other woman was and how you took the high road and they, like, so didn’t.

Get over it. Move on. Look better, do better, live better. It’s always the best revenge.

http://communities.canada.com/vancouversun/blogs/socialstudies/archive/2008/11/13/aniston-er-and-slobby-comedians-a-few-thoughts.aspx

Okay… I was going to do a transcript but quite frankly, I really don’t care enough to watch and rewatch the fcuking thing over and over again.

But I will say this… Oprah is a puppetmaster. She wanted ___ to say that she wanted to beat Brad at the box office.

But here’s a synopsis of the interview:

Oprah said that it’s been a long time since her last visit.

___ showed pics of her dogs, the Obama cake that she made for the Cox-Arquette party.

Oprah assured ___ that the movie will be a hit because ‘America loves their dogs’ (which reminded me of Oprah rechristening ___ as America’s sweetheart and ___ ‘accepting’ the crown).

Oprah showed the Vogue bikini pic.

___ ’s dogs and their trainer (?) appeared via Skype (why?) along with other pics of her dogs. Oprah made a big deal about __’s dogs were the first Skype dogs.

Owen Wilson was on via Skype (his dog, Garcia, was with him); they talked about how he grew up around dogs and showed family/dog pics from his childhood.

The movie clips were from the trailer.

# 951 D. kay @ 11/13/2008 at 5:47 pm JM……….ITA ….I watched the You Tube video of her uncut interview with the CBC at the TIFF……….oh, man, that was some stoned broad. It also would explain a lot of things……..addicts cannot emotionally mature.

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Thank you D.kay. I said that months ago, when TIFF was going on…first the ET clip where she’s vigorously rubbing the blow from her nose (she wipes her nose like 3-4 times in under a minutes), and then that whacked out high on blow funny as sh*t BBC interview…she does coke BIG TIME. Sad thing is, she’s actually somewhat interesting when her mind is blown, as sky-high trainwrecks always are.

A certain papparrazi was following Jen when Brad was filming Troy in Mexico and was gone for several months. He was heard saying that Jen was a very naughty girl. What do you think Jen was doing behind Brad’s back? Talk to Okrah or write a book, papz. Please do, now is the time to tell all. You will have “mucho dinero”.

Ot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/13/jennifer-aniston-on-oprah_n_143699.html

irma @ 11/13/2008 at 3:52 pm

Enough is enough with that X. She has nothing good to say nor believable, if I can go there & just shut the X mouth I will.
God bless the Jolie-Pitt’s.
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What she said !!! :) Hi Irma, WTG :) Thanks girl this
made me laugh out loud.

# 964 andamentothat @ 11/13/2008 at 6:16 pm
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Something about ___’s eyebrows was very off. I can’t put my finger on it and I can’t decide whether it’s worth rewatching that snoozefest again.

But did you notice when Oprah whipped out the Vogue and held it up while talking about the Angelina angle, ___ leaned away from it?

Where, oh where, have the body language experts gone? OH, WHERE, OH WHERE CAN THEY BEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angelina Jolie wonderful in “Changeling”

“Changeling” is based on a true story about a mother and her fight to find her son in the early 1920s. It is a wonderful role for Angelina Jolie.

Jolie was able to really show so much of her talent in this new movie, along with big names like director Clint Eastwood, producer Ron Howard, Gattlin Griffith and Michelle Martin. This movie will most likely be mentioned highly in the Oscars.

The setting includes old trolley cars, phone switch boards and antique Model Ts.

Christine Collins (Jolie) is a single mother trying to raise her son while working as a supervisor for a phone company switch board in Los Angeles.

She returns home from work to find that her son, Walter, is missing.

After repeated calls to the L.A. police and religious political leaders targeting the corrupt police department, Christine is forced to believe that a boy who the police have found is her son; just changed after his disappearance. She takes this strange child in.

Later, when she refuses to accept that the police have found her son, Christine will try anything to prove that this strange boy is not her son. When she has her proof, she goes before the press, naming the police in the scandal.

In retaliation, the police have Christine locked into an insane asylum. Continuing to fight, she is rescued by religious leaders and given a hand up. Her plight changes laws and turns heads in the police department as she continues to search for her son.

“Changeling” is a wonderful movie, which I give four stars.
http://www.reporternews.com/news/2008/nov/13/angelina-jolie-wonderful-changeling/

# 963 piper, with a low @ 11/13/2008 at 6:09 pm Okay… I was going to do a transcript but quite frankly, I really don’t care enough to watch and rewatch the fcuking thing over and over again.

But I will say this… Oprah is a puppetmaster. She wanted ___ to say that she wanted to beat Brad at the box office.

CLINIQUA: Well of course, she put that ‘Challenge!!’ out to her minivans, and I’m sure they’ll be eager to help Jen ‘win’ against Brad (eyeroll). Afterall, look what she did for Obama and her book of the week clubs. They have a goal, and a mission and they know what it is…thing is, the dog movie HAS to make money, it has nothing else…that’s what it was made for…Button is in another category altogether, it’s art, it’s epic, destined to be a classic in the way of ‘It’s A Wonderful Life,’ - and box office is neither here nor there to Oscar buzz generating art films, if it does moderately well up against Bev Hills Chihuahua 2 (aka Owen Wilson’s dog movie) then that’s fine, IT will be the movie sweeping the Oscars, NOT Maniston playing 4th fiddle to Owen Wilson, some dogs, and some kids.

But here’s a synopsis of the interview:

Oprah said that it’s been a long time since her last visit.

CLINIQUA: Okra lies, it hasn’t even been a year since she and Maniston teamed up. Aniston came on to help out with ‘The Big Give,’ which was STILL Oprah, and STILL in the same studio at Harpo, she closed out the finale of Oprah’s show on charity, and is probably what got it cancelled.

___ showed pics of her dogs, the Obama cake that she made for the Cox-Arquette party.

CLINIQUA: Yeah but pre-election you couldn’t get her to say anything about Obama, in fact when pressed in her BBC coked out interview, she waved her hands, closed her eyes in a crackhead kinda move, and said, “you’re not drawing me into THAT catfight.” Nothing like a gal with strong beliefs and principals who comes through AFTER the hard part is over, the weak ass b*tch. lol

Oprah assured ___ that the movie will be a hit because ‘America loves their dogs’ (which reminded me of Oprah rechristening ___ as America’s sweetheart and ___ ‘accepting’ the crown).

Cliniqua: See first paragraph. Okra has put the word out, Maniston’s movie VS Brad’s. Should be good for a dozen or two more toxic tabloid ‘Showdown!’ covers. In case you didn’t know it - this was more a Brad smackdown than Angelina’s. Goal was to lure him BACK to Okra’s under the context of playing nice and featuring his amazing film, then fake him out and debut Maniston and her Angelina snarky Vogue cover a few days before his PRE-TAPED interview airs, that way he will come off not saying anything about Maniston’s AJ diss.

Oprah showed the Vogue bikini pic.

CLINIQUA: When you do something day in and day out, bending over ass up in the air constantly…a relatively tame shoot of the same exact thing isn’t going to impress anyone. Look how far Maniston now has to go to get coverage - her revealing that overtanned body is no surprise and is of little interest to anyone. There’s no mystery, no allure, no sexy…contrast that with Angelina showing up in a black trench, hair darkly waving and creamy complexion glowing - or her stunning strapless dress. People went gaga and the woman was fully dressed. That’s called charisma, allure and sexy - three things Aniston does not posess. TIM GUNN, you were soooooo right. LOL

___ ’s dogs and their trainer (?) appeared via Skype (why?) along with other pics of her dogs. Oprah made a big deal about __’s dogs were the first Skype dogs.

ClINIQUA: yawn.

Owen Wilson was on via Skype (his dog, Garcia, was with him); they talked about how he grew up around dogs and showed family/dog pics from his childhood.

The movie clips were from the trailer.

CLINIQUA: yawn x 2.

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Thanks for doing this piper, as I couldn’t stomach it. :lol:

the split’s increasingly ugly tabloid life may eventually exceed that of the marriage itself
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So true. They were married for 4 years. They have been divorced for almost 4 years now. The pity party has to come to an end. Especially when jenjen has slept with at least 2 men after Brad.