OlderWed, 12 November 2008 at 1:04 pm
Miranda Kerr is Ocean Drive Sexy
- An angel takes flight! Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie.
- Britney Spears looks a little familiar.
- Gavin Rossdale gets in sandcastle time with Kingston.
- Bill O’Reilly is trying to pit gays against blacks.
- Ari Gold is King Douche
- Paula Abdul’s number one fan is dead.
- Suge Knight blame Kanye for lost earring and hurt leg.
- Britney Spears dines at Nyla’s Burger Basket.
- Kate Winslet bunches imaginary panties over fur.
- Madonna has sent a list of a dozen rules to estranged hubby Guy Ritchie, who is taking care of their sons Rocco and David in London this week. The list, emailed to Guy by Madonna’s assistant, includes a ban on TV and DVD watching and strict food rules- all meals must be macrobiotic and vegetarian and water must be Kabbalah water. Guy is also not allowed to introduce the boys to any of his girlfriends.
- “I think she should keep her head down, work really hard and learn about governing. But I’m not anyone to give advice to anyone about anything.” – Katie Couric talking about Sarah Palin at Glamour’s 2008 Women of the Year Awards dinner.
- Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester was spotted at Diablo Royale doing shots with her boyfriend, Sebastian Stan.
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ROFL You actually believe that blind item was not only true but you are claimging to know it was about them
Many people have fun and speculate when those things come out but they are usually forgotten the next day.
For someone to take a BI and use it as fact well that just discounts anything else you might have to say.
@26
you sure guess a bunch. I said the blind item made me think of him, not that I believed for sure it was. God, what morans people are, they assume stuff that they shouldn’t. I am not an idiot to believe everything I read. Since the item made me wonder about him, I just did research on spinal injury victims. And everything else was a big IF. I think according to the research I did, he may have trouble with impotence. Was the blind item about him? I have no idea, just speculating like everyone else does. Never used it as fact, never said I did think it was fact. Maybe you need to retake reading comprehension 101.
@27
So you did research on spinal injury victims? Then you know that there is a tremendous variance of degrees of injuries and their prognosis. You did not research Orlando’s injury, nor do you know his medical history. Neither did I. But just to make an educated guess, I’d say that he is just fine. Nerve damage from a T-12 injury would have affected more than just ‘little Orlando’. It would have affected his mobility as well. And since the man doesn’t even have a slight limp, I’d say that there WASN’T any permanent damage. The pain he feels is from the fracture, and the subsequent surgery. He has no symptoms of spinal damage, at all. If he had damage, he wouldn’t still be the adrenaline junkie that he is. He wouldn’t be mobile enough to surf, snowboard, kite-surf, scuba dive, sky dive, bungee jump, ride horses, etc., much less be cleared by movie insurance companies to do his own stunts. If everything else below the waist works, so do his private parts.
Think what you want. But all signs point to a full recovery. For Big, and for little Orlando.
Now, are we going to have this same discussion in the next Orlando thread, too? Or will you finally drop your campaign of false hope?
Oh, and as far as a BI fitting him perfectly….the one the other poster mentioned about the GQ party fit the best of any that I have seen. If I was forced to believe any BI, I’d pick that one.
Forgot to add…
“I THINK according to the research I did, he MAY have trouble with impotence……..I have no idea, just SPECULATING ”
You “think” that he “may”, and you were “speculating?
Then why did you state as a fact…
“So, basically she is whoring herself out for money and fame, and he is whoring himself out to have a cover because he cant fu*ck anyone, or at least not very often. ”
Sounds pretty hateful to me. Maybe you should apply your “research” to more positive thoughts, hmmm?
i love her and ive been waiting for this to come out because i was at that shoot with her and i love her so much!!!!
Tim? Is that you Tim? Where have you been. rofl.
Now all we need is Julie to talk about her most recent plane ride.
Like OMG I saw her and she is just beautiful, her voice sounds like birds singing, and she floats when she walks. She was just so kind, she stopped and kissed my forehead, and gave me such deep advice about how to love yourself best. She has changed my life, I have decided to devote myself to worshiping her and trying to be like her. I too will try to be beautiful, and skinny and model undewear, and date a famous guy and make sure I get my picture taken with celebrities, because she is just a saint, and I want to live the same way she does so I can make others see what a perfect person she is, like omg.
“I[t] did take Adriana ten years to get the fantasy bra, and now you are claiming that it means that VS doesn’t like Miranda when she didn’t get the bra her first year as an Angel? That doesn’t make any sense either. That seems to indicate that VS just gave Adriana the bra to shut her up about not getting it before. Why did they wait ten years to give it to her?”
No one claimed VS doesn’t like Kerr, she just isn’t used as much as the other girls because she doesn’t garner nearly as much attention. She sparked a little interest last year when she was blabbing to the press about her banging OB, so everyone wanted to know who she was, but now that his star has fallen, nobody cares about her anymore either.
As far as Adriana waiting 10 years to get the bra, who knows for sure why VS made her wait so long. My guess is that because Adriana always had to compete with higher profile models who were household names: Heidi, Tyra, Gisselle. Now that she’s one of VS most popular Angels and a household name herself, of course they were gonna give it to her this year. I doubt it was a pacifier move on Vicky’s part when clearly the public adores her. Giving Cabbage the fantasy bra this year would look as awkward as the f u c kery they pulled last year by giving it to Selita Ebanks just because she was banging Nick Cannon. Selita who? Exactly.
“Doutzen had it in her contract to be featured, but they have to pair her with adriana because the general public has no idea who she is.”
Correction. Frat guys who perv over VS catalogs don’t know who Doutzen is because she is a high fashion model. Anyone who reads Vogue and follows fashion will tell you that this girl has modeled for the likes of Versace, Gucci, D&G and other high profile designers that your little panty muse would have killed to work with in her 10+years of modeling panties and bathing suits. And she still can’t book gigs with these designers even after broadcasting that she’s banging OB. Face it, your girl just can’t carry off high fashion . VS is the best she can do.
Hmmm…methinks you be one of them crazy Kate-haters that only likes the Dingho out of guilt.
She might not be a great model, but she is very good at finding men to fu*ck, men who can help her get her name out there, maybe there is a fantasy G string for models like her, who screw their way up the ladder.
Miranda is far superior to any of the other angels or VS models. She has brains, beauty and a sense of humor. PLUS she is so nice.
OMG you are so right, I mean like even when she talks in interviews, and doesn’t know anything about fashion or the store she represents, she still seems so smart. Like she is amazing, and her laugh is like the ringing of bells. And all that cute flirty stuff she does with the interviewers is just so like omg cute, even if she doesn’t know how to answer their questions, it doesn’t matter because her legs are just so long. She is just the bestest of the best. Like omg she must have a degree like from Harvard she is so smart. And she is so nice especially when she talks about how awful Paris Hilton is, and how she is so much better than everyone else, she is so right and everyone should just lay down and die because beauty like that is just like omg so special.
jimmy iz rite he me me on a plain and i wuz veri down to erth and bootiful.
Who was saying she has an “athletic body”? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Take a look at those scrawny arms and that unshapely middle! She is a stick with ugly boobs. She has no muscle definition anywhere above the waist. The only thing she was blessed with is a nice ass and long shapely legs. The rest of her from the waist up is fug including that head of hers…freakshow.
There have been 2 catalogs in the last couple of weeks for Christmas. Both feature only ONE feature photo for Kerr, and its the same one in each catalog almost near the middle. The first 20 pages are all Doutzen and Adriana’s campaigns, new photos featured in each so far. Garsh….maybe VS will surprise us with the next few catalogs before Christmas eh?
I talked to a great energy tree today to try to get some wisdom about how to be my beautiful self and to live my life just like Miranda Kerr does.
I was surprised when it spoke to me because I’ve always wondered what trees would say if they could talk and what do you know this one did. Maybe I can find a castle with a real prince charming too if I concentrate hard enough. Back to my tree. Yes it did talk to me and you know what it told me? One word
dilligaf .
I’m not sure what that means, maybe it’s a german or a greek word? Maybe someone else knows?
Almost forgot the super duper energy tree also seemed to say in a whisper to me. ‘Shippers get a life shippers get a life shippers get a life’. I thought to myself after standing on my head in a white bikini for a bit to clear my brain well what a silly thing for a tree to say . Those shippers have got a life, it’s water off a duck’s back to them, comes with the territory, that kind of thing.
Maybe the tree should have told them to all become tomboys, climb trees, ride motorbikes, get out and about in that fresh clean country air, inspire young women, that kind of thing but whatever they do best not play with barbie dolls because I’ve heard barbie dolls are the spawn of all evil.
Wouldn’t it be truly sad if their lives were just pale imitations or copycat versions of other people’s lives? I think that might just be. Enough of this banter I’m off for my daily constitutional walk with Legolas as my guide. He’s such a hot fleet footed not quite so saggy assed elf even if he’s so like really old :)
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